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# Sid James likes Vodka
(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 10:00, archived)
# Sid after too much vodka.....

(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 10:27, archived)
# is this a selfie?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 12:50, archived)
# Gah!
Rumbled!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 15:01, archived)
# How are the result of the Wurzels?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 20:57, archived)
# 2-0 at half time,
(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 21:55, archived)
# haha well played
don't drink and post kids
(, Thu 17 Nov 2022, 20:33, archived)
# :)

(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 13:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 13:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 19:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 20:55, archived)
# Bindun?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 23:27, archived)
# Very nice
(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 22:52, archived)
# Carry on Drinking
(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 12:58, archived)
# with invisible shot glass and vodka bottle
(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 13:03, archived)
# I was, very, very drunk
Yak Yak YAk !
(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 21:39, archived)
# Charles Hawtree had that covered.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 22:19, archived)
# 18 years...
And some things never change
(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 19:06, archived)
# what head matching algorithm
etc. etc.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 20:33, archived)
#
-head
+age
(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 20:36, archived)
# Sid died at 62
Daniel Craig's 54

life were 'ard back then
(, Thu 17 Nov 2022, 6:35, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 20:43, archived)
# sorry
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 11:35, archived)
# trying to curry favour
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 11:55, archived)
# Aloo Labour
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 11:56, archived)
# He's pledging to tikka stand against this godawful government
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 12:12, archived)
# Enough of the chaat. He's purging the left and taking the party raita.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 12:23, archived)
# Hope not or he's heading for a phall
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 13:05, archived)
# ARE YOU GUYS DOING CURRY PUNS?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 13:10, archived)
# Don't get angry we're only joshing
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 13:35, archived)
# Too much argy bhaji
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 14:19, archived)
# I just find it dal
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 14:29, archived)
# Shouldn't be alooed in the first place
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 14:42, archived)
# I nearly chat myself
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 14:52, archived)
# Time to end the two chapatti system
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 15:28, archived)
# Right back achaar
(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 13:28, archived)
# Curry puns?
I've got naan...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 18:13, archived)
# Naan sequitur
(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 13:31, archived)
# Don't get Mad(ras)
(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 6:56, archived)
# His support is saaging
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 15:03, archived)
# What became of the RIS thread below?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 16:45, archived)
# new rule, five RIS's and you're out
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 17:24, archived)
# I was just curious whether any explanation surfaced for the image
All I got from it was Del Boy laughing at an African child about to lose his sight, and I'm sure there must have been more to it than that
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 17:32, archived)
# I dunno, i thought the kid was behind Del Boy so he was out of sight, i like to think the kid was approaching Del Boy for help and Del Boy was only too pleased to offer assistance
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 17:37, archived)
# Maybe he'd adopt him, give him a hit on his cigar, introduce him to the other people in the show
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 17:38, archived)
# I've seen about 20 minutes total of Only Fools so there is probably some really obvious joke that I'm missing :'(
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 17:43, archived)
# No, we're both working on very little information, I'm just talking nonsense
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 17:53, archived)
# Like Phil Collins
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 18:15, archived)
# I wouldn't flatter myself, I can point to a hat or a t-shirt, but not one after the other! It takes a drummer's dexterity to manage that.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 18:50, archived)
# The skill lies with being able to do that,
whilst giving a running commentary...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 23:33, archived)
# We're talking rhythm sense
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 23:46, archived)
# The boy was partially-sighted Stew, and he became blind, and then Trigger made a face.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 18:20, archived)
# An unseen face
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 18:50, archived)
#
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# Invisible Roger Lloyd Pack, this is NOT a troll post, please don't put me "Naughty Stepped" for this
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 18:58, archived)
# invisible children are ok I think?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 20:00, archived)
# Goes well with Prince Andrew's invisible sweat
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 20:09, archived)
# out of sight lol
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 17:40, archived)
# the filename was zombo meme
and the zombo.com wiki has a Joel Veitch quote
Maybe some ancient in-joke?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 17:44, archived)
# more of an out-joke
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 17:53, archived)
# you'll-never-find-out-joke
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 18:06, archived)
#
No…it was shit.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 18:04, archived)
# It was obvious shittrolling and I'm glad it's gone.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 19:01, archived)
# I guess it was AFRICAN LOL
(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 6:32, archived)
# Same User??
:(
(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 7:16, archived)
# yup
(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 13:00, archived)
# One of several who come across as "international" and delight in creating peculiar toap
You Bowsers on the EU commission, etc
(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 14:46, archived)
# /board must have a following on a deeply peculiar website for them all to have made their way here.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 15:04, archived)
# Leaked video of Elon Musk turning off the Twitter "microservices bloatware".
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 21:59, archived)
# ha!
great stuff
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 22:48, archived)
# Someone did a wager that he couldn't kill the platform off any faster
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 23:02, archived)
# I think it was pedo guy
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 23:03, archived)
# The Curse of Vern Unsworth.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 10:00, archived)
# ha ha ha ha, ha ha haaaa,,
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 23:54, archived)
# YES! FUCK IT UP! \o/
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 1:09, archived)
# i gather mfa broke immediately
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 2:12, archived)
# there, I fixed it
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 9:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 9:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Not posted owt here for over a decade

Click for bigger (184 kb)
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 20:00, archived)
# It's all gone a bit weird in that time
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 21:18, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 22:23, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 16:23, archived)
#
a bit weird in that time
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 22:33, archived)
# It's pretty cool if you like seeing images where atomic has enlarged teenage girls feet
That's all this is now
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 0:48, archived)
# Hey Ho Whoa!
I blame Pedro.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 1:10, archived)
# f33ta - we love the feet
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 8:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Quiet today
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 18:57, archived)
# hehe
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 22:48, archived)
# Anyone else feel the BBC is targeting too narrow a demographic?

bbc.co.uk/news/ has shown me this 100 times over the past month...



BTW: hello. I saw an ad for Jerry Sadowitz here; I am the kind of user this will attract...
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 10:08, archived)
# Did you just assume:
age
gender
sexual preferences
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 10:11, archived)
# temperature
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 15:35, archived)
# The position
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 15:56, archived)
# Innie or outie
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 16:09, archived)
# I remember the good old days of 10-15 years ago
When dubious ethnicity and sexuality were all the rage in advertising.

You know that young woman on the University ADs who looked like her grandparents were African, Korean, Mexican and German
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 10:56, archived)
# Maybe its based on other sites you've visited regularly
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 11:50, archived)
#
Oops! The Beeb are tracking me.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 12:36, archived)
# Are you a hot young black lesbian?
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 15:27, archived)
# Bit personal
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 15:56, archived)
# RIP zeir inbox
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 16:42, archived)
# Are they affiliated to the GNAA trolling association?
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 16:29, archived)
# The Sadowitz advert should only appear on /talk.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 17:17, archived)
# They've gone rogue
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 17:57, archived)
#
-hot
+F-F-F-Fugly !!!!!!!
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 18:04, archived)
# Are they saying that the BBC will now be worse for us old white incels?
If they want me to finally start paying a licence fee, I demand constant Bergerac and other shows with detectives encountering nipples!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 10:25, archived)
#
Maybe the BBC could target an even smaller market...



Douglas Adams readers. If Radio 4 made another series as good as Hitch Hikers I would literally pay the licence fee.

BTW, as soon as I clicked on the lasso tool I realised I shouldn't have bothered. & Am I breaking 37 rules by posting this for some reason??
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 10:28, archived)
# Well, I liked it.
/ac
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 13:27, archived)
# You would literally pay the license fee?
I only pay it ironically.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 15:04, archived)
# Radio 4 occasionally make something as good,
Bleak Expectations, for example.

Also are you aware that R4 are completely up to date with HHGTTG? Even 'And Another Thing' got the radio treatment (and it was quite good).
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 15:15, archived)
# EEYYYYYYYY
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 4:04, archived)
# Heh. Anus.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 8:23, archived)
# I disagree
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 9:47, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 9:54, archived)
# hahah!
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 9:58, archived)
# Trouser elf
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 10:24, archived)
# little Richie
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 10:52, archived)
# Tiny Pen15
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 11:17, archived)
# Sit on it, EEEYYYYYY
..
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 11:32, archived)
# Heeeeeeeeyy!
i laughed way too much at this
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 23:01, archived)
# If they made The Fonz into NFTs
would it be a Fonzi Ponzi?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 9:27, archived)
# They should have cast The Fonz in Philadelphia instead of Hanks
"Yo Fonzi, what's wrong?"
"Aiiiiiiiids"
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 11:23, archived)
# ^Rich Evans
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 12:45, archived)
# Evan Richards
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 13:10, archived)
# who?
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 22:51, archived)
#

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#

(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 2:21, archived)
# ah, sorrry tp, thought you were accusing me of stealing someones joke
would have picked a better one if I was
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 11:41, archived)
# He got more action than you...fo' sho' !!! :P
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 1:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindunyet?

Click for bigger (386 kb)

Didn't even have to spoof the search results
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 20:41, archived)
# 17* ?
where are you, the Channel Islands?
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 11:21, archived)
#
No, I'm right behind you.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 21:07, archived)
# The Man Who Loved Washing Machines

Click for bigger (199 kb)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 20:31, archived)
# also check
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 21:38, archived)
# so plaid
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 22:19, archived)
# posh cycle
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 21:59, archived)
# Scott,
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 1:18, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 19:27, archived)
# GornEngorge
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 19:42, archived)
# EnGorned
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 21:13, archived)
# Always thought he'd have
some sort of cloaca.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 20:02, archived)
# It has a prolapsed cloaca
when an innie becomes and outie
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 20:17, archived)
# Gornographic
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 20:35, archived)
# *prepares immaculately pressed flouncing blouse
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 20:56, archived)
# Sweet 13iiiiiiiiiiiii
Hi Cutie!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 21:12, archived)
# 13 candles, how cute!
Officially a b3ta teeny-bopper now
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 21:13, archived)
# Happy Candles!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 21:36, archived)
# 13 happy flaming candles up your bum
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 21:49, archived)
# yay candles!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 21:54, archived)
# that's one way to carry a cactus
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 21:54, archived)
# I'll show you another way...
...Bend Over!...
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 3:31, archived)
[challenge entry] T
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 15:35, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] A
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 16:05, archived)
# slenderman lolz
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 16:17, archived)
# Q&D
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 16:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 16:27, archived)
# I knew what this would be before I clicked
because I came here to post his myself. Preemptive woo yay!
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 20:18, archived)
# ^
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 23:08, archived)
# Whoops, rubbish last photo placement, that'll teach me for trying to use my phone's picture editor and my sausage fingers
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 16:28, archived)
# monkeon on FIRE for this challenge. thankfully not literally
love it
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 8:39, archived)
# First date must not be anywhere that sells milkshakes
(, Tue 15 Nov 2022, 13:30, archived)
# Marilyn Manson can't stop thinking about teapots
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 14:38, archived)
# empathy reply
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 15:24, archived)
# LMFTFY
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 16:06, archived)
# how many gorn does it a lightbulb? captain! kirk.
(The above joke was AI-assisted)
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 16:12, archived)
# ⬆️🥷🏻
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 16:18, archived)
# When you edit your own pictures, you can make your own changes.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 16:24, archived)
# They let you do it
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 17:08, archived)
# pottery class trauma
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 18:46, archived)
# The Alice in Wonderland casting
away from Johnny Depp was less successful than anticipated.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 20:19, archived)
# Brian loves pot
(, Mon 14 Nov 2022, 19:28, archived)
# Not so funny
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 22:08, archived)
# Buy up a failing narcissism showcase and run it straight into the ground, or build a few hospitals.
Hmmmm decisions, decisions.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 9:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Typical Republican Day! Shhhh....don't tell him there is no such Election!
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 21:36, archived)
# Is this real?
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 21:38, archived)
# And is he still saying that's his own hair because I don't know if I believe that
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 21:42, archived)
# This doesn't make any sense, why would all the Trump voters vote for Trump if they don't know it's Trump
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 22:05, archived)
# 5D chess, stable genius, maga
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 15:29, archived)
# What's the Russian condom all about?
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 22:17, archived)
# Semen Khaidenko
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 22:49, archived)
# вфггфсжз
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 23:04, archived)
# What's the Russian condom all about?
His buddy Pootin is hiding in there. He's waving too!
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 23:13, archived)
# A teapot elephant is ok?
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 20:26, archived)
# I can't decide if it's the trunk or spout that's redundant...
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 21:15, archived)
# Do you want to make tea, or hear that weird noise they make? WHY NOT DO BOTH?
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 21:23, archived)
# trunk in, spout out
they both have purpose
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 7:06, archived)
# Ah, so tea = elephant pee...
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 11:58, archived)
# A chocolate teaphalant.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 21:45, archived)
# LMFTFY
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 22:11, archived)
# I've spotted both Gorns, do I win a prize?
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 22:23, archived)
# Of course you do:
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 23:27, archived)
# This is the best thing ever
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 0:02, archived)
#
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 2:01, archived)
# Too brown
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 22:15, archived)
#

(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 11:20, archived)
#
?
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 11:44, archived)
# Who the fuck are you?
Answer carefully.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 18:27, archived)
# Elon Musk
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 19:08, archived)
# I'm sorry, I can't make it
I mean, it's just a few thousand kilometers to any of those cities, but still ...
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 11:47, archived)
# How quick would the turnaround be?; I need a 50k mile tune up on my Ford Escort at your Mumbai location.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 12:03, archived)
# Did they remove the wait period for new accounts?
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 13:00, archived)
# i think so. You create a profile right through a facebook or twitter thingy
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 13:02, archived)
# That's disgusting.
I might have to write a strongly worded letter over this degeneracy.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 13:04, archived)
# भाड़ में जाओ, स्पैम योनी
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 12:15, archived)
# Piss off!
You grotty little wanker!
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 13:01, archived)
# Great, now we have child prostitution spam.
Thanks, Elon.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 13:54, archived)
# I have been looking at a couple of your links and I can state very great stuff.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 14:17, archived)
# I have been looking at your content and I can state I am very impressed at your ability to target your marketing with such remarkable geographical precision
Unfortunately I have no need of a media manager at this moment so kindly bugger off.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 15:57, archived)
# Did you look at mine? Did you like it? Please answer me I have very few friends and I am needy.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 17:26, archived)
# Is there escort came in 15 Thousand Rupees?
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 17:40, archived)
# Fuck off
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 18:27, archived)
# Do they really all score 11?
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 18:44, archived)
# maybe they are all cricket teams?
plenty of balls being tampered with
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 19:13, archived)
# very great stuff
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 20:30, archived)
# | to | bushman
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 20:07, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
It's now a happytoast sadkitteh
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 0:13, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 4:51, archived)
#

(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 11:45, archived)
# No slicing!
Sledge-O-Matic !!!
(R.I.P.)
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 14:19, archived)
# When I saw your post earlier,
I did not make the connection to the passing of Gallagher
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 14:21, archived)
# Ah….I thought it was obv, but I guess nobody knows him anymore.
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 15:14, archived)
# Actually, I didn't yet know he died, so I was wondering 'where's the joxe?'
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 15:18, archived)
# he was never heard of in the UK
I saw a couple of his specials when I was in the US though, and wondered why anyone would make more than one of them. Also was only just wondering aloud last week what he was up to... And now I know.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 10:32, archived)
# He must have been heard of in the UK because
I'm in the UK and can remember watching him cover the plastic sheet-clad front row with malletted watermelon in the 90s.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2022, 15:37, archived)
# smashing
your image, not the death :(
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 19:14, archived)
# Toaptastic!
(, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 20:48, archived)

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