NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MICROSOFT WINDOWS: A CELEBRATION
Let's fire up MS Paint and create pictures about the uncool world of Microsoft Windows.
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Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:59,
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Let's fire up MS Paint and create pictures about the uncool world of Microsoft Windows.
Bill gates bill gates bill, "Gates bill gates," bill gates. So no.
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Wed 4 Oct 2023, 14:28,
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Matt Gaetz looks like the love child of Jack Nicholson and Butthead
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Wed 4 Oct 2023, 2:13,
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Proper topical satires ripped from the headlines and taking a sideways glance at the news
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Tue 3 Oct 2023, 11:40,
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This isn't very good at all.
You should feel bad about having a) made this at all, and b) posting it here to make others suffer from seeing your incompetence.
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Tue 3 Oct 2023, 12:05,
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Still waiting for your apology for existing Trouser, not even heard an excuse
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Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:50,
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His mother's mum's legendary wank cunt shit bollocks fuck a horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt bollocks note?
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Wed 4 Oct 2023, 0:58,
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I saw the Mancunian Candied Date at the cinema when I was a kid
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Tue 3 Oct 2023, 13:45,
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Speaking of Mancunian,
I met an American guy earlier who told me I had a Manchurian accent...
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Tue 3 Oct 2023, 22:48,
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Brown bin's for non-paper recyclables...
stop getting bin colours wrong!
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Wed 4 Oct 2023, 15:49,
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They're only revulsed in the top image because black bin day is *next* Tuesday...
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Mon 2 Oct 2023, 23:37,
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classic haiku on subject of cloacas
"Muddy depths conceal,
Cloacas whisper ancient tales,
Life's cycle revealed."
- chatGPT
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Mon 2 Oct 2023, 16:05,
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Cloacas whisper ancient tales,
Life's cycle revealed."
- chatGPT
I've been sitting here pressing [F5] for over 7 1/2 hours waiting for your reply.
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Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:54,
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shit, now, I'm late for work and it's almost closed shop for the day :(
I might get fired because of you
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Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:55,
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Oh, Pedro...
I'm going to be in Bratislava in a few weeks...don't make me show this to a bunch of people...
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Mon 2 Oct 2023, 18:02,
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A school? In Manchester? In 1902?
With my reputation? Has no one thought of the consequences?'
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Tue 3 Oct 2023, 22:46,
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This is what happens as you enter the event horizon
And then thankfully gone 4 Eva
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Mon 2 Oct 2023, 22:31,
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We get it.
You're too lazy to photoshop, and this is the cheap alternative.
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Tue 3 Oct 2023, 4:54,
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Is it a weird form of semaphore?
Or a secret message that only binmen can decode.
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Mon 2 Oct 2023, 16:03,
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It's unlikely that you'd find a consenting gorilla, and it's likely they'd bite your face and dick off before beating you to death.
Other considerations:
Unless you have a micropenis human and gorilla parts might not be very compatible.
There could be some nasty consequences for both parties such as STDs (with new pandemic potential), physical trauma, PTSD & guilt, and the potential pregnancy of a human-gorilla-hybrid (chimera).
The ethical situation is not improved if the gorilla had a transplanted human brain. It would basically be in a coma, the brain mostly disconnected from the CNS and in a deaf, dumb, blind and numb 'locked in' state, completely unable to communicate and entirely oblivious to whatever it is you're doing to the gorilla.
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Mon 2 Oct 2023, 19:19,
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Unless you have a micropenis human and gorilla parts might not be very compatible.
There could be some nasty consequences for both parties such as STDs (with new pandemic potential), physical trauma, PTSD & guilt, and the potential pregnancy of a human-gorilla-hybrid (chimera).
The ethical situation is not improved if the gorilla had a transplanted human brain. It would basically be in a coma, the brain mostly disconnected from the CNS and in a deaf, dumb, blind and numb 'locked in' state, completely unable to communicate and entirely oblivious to whatever it is you're doing to the gorilla.
You're assuming that all b3tans are humans and not, say, fairly computer-literate gorillas
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Mon 2 Oct 2023, 20:10,
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You are mostly correct.
Most b3tans are humans but some are bots.
I'm not aware of a gorilla who can (or chooses to) draw a CDC. Some gorilla art is significantly better than some b3tan art, however:
www.koko.org/product-category/gorilla-art/
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Mon 2 Oct 2023, 20:36,
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I'm not aware of a gorilla who can (or chooses to) draw a CDC. Some gorilla art is significantly better than some b3tan art, however:
www.koko.org/product-category/gorilla-art/
Perhaps a great many popular b3tans are gorillas but they don't want to be commercially exploited so remain anonymous in that regard
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Mon 2 Oct 2023, 22:19,
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haha, yes but stickier ammo and doesn't taste like whipped cream.
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Sun 1 Oct 2023, 23:14,
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I must say
I prefer these kaleidoscopes to your hall of mirrors gifs.
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Mon 2 Oct 2023, 19:24,
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Loxley or Huntingdon? The choice is middening
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Sun 1 Oct 2023, 18:26,
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More like 1/7th of Boba Fett (at best)
but he kind of claimed the role for himself after the fact.
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Sun 1 Oct 2023, 23:47,
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