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[challenge entry]
(, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 8:53, archived)
# I bet Porkins burnt well
(, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 14:28, archived)
# Mmm...
crackling...
(, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 18:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 22:52, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MICROSOFT WINDOWS: A CELEBRATION


Let's fire up MS Paint and create pictures about the uncool world of Microsoft Windows.
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:59, archived)
# you're a bad person
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 22:22, archived)
# the vaccines messed him up
(, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 0:26, archived)
# Isn't everyone suddenly into Microsoft since their jab?
(, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 9:53, archived)
# Bill gates bill gates bill, "Gates bill gates," bill gates. So no.
(, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] “I Think I Hate You”

(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 22:31, archived)
# c'mon get happy
(, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 0:28, archived)
# I'd like to give Laurie a 'whole-lotta-lovin'....jusssayin

(, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 1:53, archived)
# Matt Gaetz looks like the love child of Jack Nicholson and Butthead
(, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 2:13, archived)
# Fetal alcohol syndrome
(, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 12:35, archived)
# Fatal would have been kinder
(, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 13:53, archived)
# I know German children are kinder
(, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 14:16, archived)
# Even an egg is
(, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] BINS

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(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 20:54, archived)
# Haha!
So good
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 20:55, archived)
# “You mess with me…you mess with my whole family!”
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:55, archived)
# Oh wow!!
(, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 0:05, archived)
# ++
(, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 13:50, archived)
# i like this
(, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] late, but eh, why not ~
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 20:21, archived)
# Proper topical satires ripped from the headlines and taking a sideways glance at the news

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(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 11:40, archived)
# This isn't very good at all.
You should feel bad about having a) made this at all, and b) posting it here to make others suffer from seeing your incompetence.
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 12:05, archived)
# Still waiting for your apology for existing Trouser, not even heard an excuse
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:50, archived)
# The guy is a wanker, what do you expect
(, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 0:24, archived)
# A note from his mum then
(, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 0:27, archived)
# His mother's mum's legendary wank cunt shit bollocks fuck a horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt bollocks note?
(, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 0:58, archived)
# y
(, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 3:30, archived)
# I saw the Mancunian Candied Date at the cinema when I was a kid
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 13:45, archived)
# Good or bad? Don't sugar-coat it
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:06, archived)
# I think it should win the compo
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 14:00, archived)
# FP this now
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 17:40, archived)
# who is the baddie tho make this easy for me
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:49, archived)
# Speaking of Mancunian,
I met an American guy earlier who told me I had a Manchurian accent...
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Khrunagbin
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 10:26, archived)
# "But I could have told you, Bincent..."
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:44, archived)
# Do ears go in green waste or food waste?
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 20:27, archived)
# Brown bin for organic waste/composting
(, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 8:13, archived)
# Brown bin's for non-paper recyclables...
stop getting bin colours wrong!
(, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] We should have hover bins by now.
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 22:39, archived)
# Bin To The Future
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 4:51, archived)
# Nice
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 22:30, archived)
# Yay
Bin Juice for Blood
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 22:36, archived)
# They're only revulsed in the top image because black bin day is *next* Tuesday...
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 23:37, archived)
# So easy to get this wrong
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 6:24, archived)
[challenge entry] ...not with three...
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 19:05, archived)
# You're gonna need a bigger bin
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 20:08, archived)
# haha winna
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 21:55, archived)
# Woo Yay yeah!
I hope they are full of car batteries!
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 21:56, archived)
# Full o' NINJ, obv.
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 4:52, archived)
#

(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 14:54, archived)
# ha!
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 15:09, archived)
# I think it's the best one yet!
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 15:09, archived)
# As if tiktok shat itself
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 15:13, archived)
# ...constantly
tik-tok has no anal sphincter
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 15:14, archived)
# cloaca?
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 15:50, archived)
# U KNOW IT, BUB!
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 15:51, archived)
# classic haiku on subject of cloacas
"Muddy depths conceal,
Cloacas whisper ancient tales,
Life's cycle revealed."
- chatGPT
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 16:05, archived)
# Lovecraftian
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 7:11, archived)
# Does your cloaca whisper an ancient tale Pedro?
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 16:07, archived)
# No, but it looks cool with an unlit cigarette hanging out
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 1:26, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 11:31, archived)
# all the cool kids with the pumped up kicks
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 11:35, archived)
# Birds With Sneakers
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 12:07, archived)
# It's just really bad Pedro, sorry
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:52, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:53, archived)
# OMFG I JUST SAW THE CLOACA CIG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:52, archived)
# <3
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:53, archived)
# I've been sitting here pressing [F5] for over 7 1/2 hours waiting for your reply.
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:54, archived)
# shit, now, I'm late for work and it's almost closed shop for the day :(
I might get fired because of you
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:55, archived)
# I unreservedly apologize
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 20:30, archived)
# pickled radish y/n
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:52, archived)
# Horseradish, yes
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:52, archived)
# HE SAID PICKLED RADISH NOT HORSERADISH FFS CAN'T YOU READ
(, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 0:26, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 0:28, archived)
# It's an emotive issue
(, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 0:44, archived)
# If only
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 22:25, archived)
# I'm hearing Who Do You Think You Are by The Spice Girls
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 16:28, archived)
# Please, do not share your playlist with me
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 16:35, archived)
# Oh, Pedro...
I'm going to be in Bratislava in a few weeks...don't make me show this to a bunch of people...
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 18:02, archived)
# We know you’re in a Manchester school.
Same jokes since 1902.
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 18:10, archived)
# Spineless bastards all
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 20:16, archived)
# Please excuse me from gym
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 20:31, archived)
# Gym'll fix it...
(, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 17:12, archived)
# A school? In Manchester? In 1902?
With my reputation? Has no one thought of the consequences?'
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 22:46, archived)
# Carry on...
😁
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 22:08, archived)
# This is what happens as you enter the event horizon
And then thankfully gone 4 Eva
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 22:31, archived)
# We get it.
You're too lazy to photoshop, and this is the cheap alternative.
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 4:54, archived)
# yup!
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] some ideas are really just like popping a zit
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 12:48, archived)
# 13477?
Not as straightforward as 5 gold bins
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 13:52, archived)
# it's a play on words*
 
*a bit rubbish
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 14:24, archived)
# Is it a weird form of semaphore?
Or a secret message that only binmen can decode.
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 16:03, archived)
# I got it...
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 18:00, archived)
# o/
nerd

(course, now i see octo's)
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 22:07, archived)
# Colossus, the four bin project?
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Who has been putting dog shit in my bin again?
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Someone forgot to take out the bin
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 12:57, archived)
# hahah!
Quick...before they leave!!
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 13:01, archived)
#
Why isn't this on the FP?
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 4:56, archived)
# Stan and deliverance

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(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 5:09, archived)
# Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 9:03, archived)
# charming.
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Most bindacious

(, Sun 1 Oct 2023, 23:01, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 10:37, archived)
# Very nice!
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Thank you
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 12:09, archived)
# I couldn't fuck a gorilla
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 12:54, archived)
# why tho?
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 15:09, archived)
# It's unlikely that you'd find a consenting gorilla, and it's likely they'd bite your face and dick off before beating you to death.
Other considerations:
Unless you have a micropenis human and gorilla parts might not be very compatible.
There could be some nasty consequences for both parties such as STDs (with new pandemic potential), physical trauma, PTSD & guilt, and the potential pregnancy of a human-gorilla-hybrid (chimera).
The ethical situation is not improved if the gorilla had a transplanted human brain. It would basically be in a coma, the brain mostly disconnected from the CNS and in a deaf, dumb, blind and numb 'locked in' state, completely unable to communicate and entirely oblivious to whatever it is you're doing to the gorilla.
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 19:19, archived)
# You're assuming that all b3tans are humans and not, say, fairly computer-literate gorillas
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 20:10, archived)
# You are mostly correct.
Most b3tans are humans but some are bots.

I'm not aware of a gorilla who can (or chooses to) draw a CDC. Some gorilla art is significantly better than some b3tan art, however:
www.koko.org/product-category/gorilla-art/
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 20:36, archived)
# Perhaps a great many popular b3tans are gorillas but they don't want to be commercially exploited so remain anonymous in that regard
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 22:19, archived)
# More research is needed.
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 23:02, archived)
# I thought we were all dogs...
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 23:42, archived)
# lol
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 15:11, archived)
# Gotta respect a man who shoots from the hip

(, Sun 1 Oct 2023, 20:39, archived)
# New Bugsy Malone ?
(, Sun 1 Oct 2023, 22:53, archived)
#
haha, yes but stickier ammo and doesn't taste like whipped cream.
(, Sun 1 Oct 2023, 23:14, archived)
# AHH HA HA HAAA
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 2:49, archived)
# viscous
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#
Brilliant!
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 10:34, archived)
# Needs more magenta
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 11:04, archived)
# Pfffffft!!
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 5:38, archived)
# Excellent
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 7:29, archived)
# Oh, nicely done.
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 1 Oct 2023, 18:36, archived)
# spit makes a decent lubricant in the right circumstances
(, Sun 1 Oct 2023, 19:07, archived)
# Alright Rusell Brand
(, Sun 1 Oct 2023, 19:21, archived)
#
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 2:37, archived)
# I must say
I prefer these kaleidoscopes to your hall of mirrors gifs.
(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 19:24, archived)
#
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#
Pure Evil
(, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 4:58, archived)
#
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[challenge entry] Loxley or Huntingdon? The choice is middening

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(, Sun 1 Oct 2023, 18:26, archived)
# I’d never previously realised Chuck Norris was in it.
(, Sun 1 Oct 2023, 21:41, archived)
# nah, it's just jason statham in a chuck norris wig
(, Sun 1 Oct 2023, 22:29, archived)
# Johnny Vegas too
(, Sun 1 Oct 2023, 22:50, archived)
# Apparently it's actually Boba Fett.
(, Sun 1 Oct 2023, 23:20, archived)
# More like 1/7th of Boba Fett (at best)
but he kind of claimed the role for himself after the fact.
(, Sun 1 Oct 2023, 23:47, archived)

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