this was me on the ferry to france yesterdayit is also very wrong!
clicky biggy
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clicky biggy
SuperMatt,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:53,
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Spoonguard!I found this strangely fascinating page about this poor woman whose hand was impaled by a soup ladle. She's a real trooper about it and I would link the page but each of the images are over 1 Mb and rather than do that to anyone, I just copied and posted a small version of this and also this bizarre photoshopped image her daughter made for the page.
(
Artamnesia,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:52,
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gahhh!spoonguard ruined this woman's life! exterminate!
EDIT: alright then. this woman was exposed to spoons. protect yourself with....
(,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:53,
archived)
EDIT: alright then. this woman was exposed to spoons. protect yourself with....
If only she'd *had* spoon guardThis never would have happened.
( Artamnesia,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:55,
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ooh, go on, give us a linksome of us have broadband, y'know..
( teflon,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 13:00,
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OKThe spoon! but you've seen the best of it already.
( Artamnesia,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 13:03,
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found on a link from that page...triggur.org/pissed_queen.mp3
Apparently it's a wrong number...
(Apparently it's a wrong number...
teflon,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 13:33,
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FuckThats not nice!!
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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine....,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 13:08,
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could anyone be buggered doingall your abbey road are belong to us?
if so, i claim intellectual property of the image.
(,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:52,
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if so, i claim intellectual property of the image.
i have no potatochoppery skills of which to speaknot to mention my lack of any relevant programs save Paint.exe. i've made a couple of things in paint but their shitship would make you recoil in disgust.
(,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 13:08,
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Some pop stars are too lazy to use their feet.
koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:49,
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i ran out of ideas for one
a long time ago
johnvile dsfadsfgafgf,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:42,
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simpsonsabbeyroad it's for archiving purposes. or something
( teflon,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 13:02,
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AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHthe Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear the Fear!!
Liked the ending!!
(Liked the ending!!
discostu oh my, its back,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:45,
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thats very goodbut wasnt it scary making it?
( discostu oh my, its back,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:52,
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I had my eyesShut.
( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:55,
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This is a northern line service, calling at all stations to...
First post (probably has been done before?)
paw,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:30,
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heh heh hehi've not seen it if it has :)
(
aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:33,
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<a href="http://www.davepotato.co.uk/" target="_blank">www.davepotato.co.uk/</a>(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:28, archived)
Y'knowI don't suffer popups but I knew that page had them.
(
helmetcream,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 13:05,
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There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's elvish.
This has got to have been done hasn't it? I mean apart from by Terry pratchett in "Soul Music"
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:28,
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Elvish dandruftonly adds to the flavour.
It's magic, see?
(It's magic, see?
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:34,
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Didn't see old Billy thereQuality
( D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine....,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:39,
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T'was done, but without the billy bass...(
chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:48,
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CursesAnd I checked the spazz too!
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:50,
archived)
this will be real in about 400 years
aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:20,
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Actually, thatparticular bird of pray was being flown by starfleet crew, not klingons.
/anorak
(/anorak
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:37,
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* blows raspberry *but Argh! Humans would not have had quite the same ring to it. I made my choice.
(,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:39,
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Butthey nicked it off Kiligons, didn't they? Hence at one point it would have contained Kligons.
(,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:46,
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please note, i'm not a star trek anorakHowever, i have seen this movie many times
It's Star trek IV - the Journey Home
Kirk and the enterprise crew nicked the klingon ship and went back in time in it, to get a whale, then they brought it back to the 24th century and dumped it in the ocean.
(,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:55,
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It's Star trek IV - the Journey Home
Kirk and the enterprise crew nicked the klingon ship and went back in time in it, to get a whale, then they brought it back to the 24th century and dumped it in the ocean.
That's understandable.I believe it is shown on telly about five times more often than any other Star Trek movie.
Not, of course, that I would know about these things.
* coughs *
(,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:58,
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Not, of course, that I would know about these things.
* coughs *
Whereit died of boredom because of the lack of other whales. The some Japs ate it.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:59,
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I had to lump up the gamma on my monitor to see it,and now I can; Woo! Yay!
( stevierar,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:22,
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I reckonthat may win geo photo of the year in 2403!
(
100% kitten better than ever,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:43,
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Erm...
I don't know why.
[ Edit: Btw the EMB competition closes on friday...still time to enter! ]
Clicky here!
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Extinct!"){kind=small}
The lesser striped Bush Kitten
Was killed off due to a chronic lack of FUCKING HUMMUS. Ahem
Hello there.I'm from the past. I just thought I'd give my time machine a try and see what was going on here..
woo yay and all that!
(woo yay and all that!
teflon,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 11:26,
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don't mind mejust ripping up the time/spazz continuum with a teaspoon.
( teflon,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:46,
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Hippopottymouth
London b3tans and b3tans able to get to London come and drink beer on Friday - it's in the pub scheduler!
100% kitten better than ever,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 11:47,
archived)
whichentrance should I present this coupon at?
( 100% kitten better than ever,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:17,
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oooohit's the entrance to a strange and fantastical world.....
( 100% kitten better than ever,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:36,
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it iscome join me :)
or am i just waiting for your dial-up to catch up?
(or am i just waiting for your dial-up to catch up?
zerolicious,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:46,
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aha!Mock my dial-up would you? I was ahead of you - I thought fnords faeces were the end of the line.....
( 100% kitten better than ever,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:58,
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BodyworldsThey staff may act confused, but if you ask to see the manager I'm sure that they will sort you out with a Woo Yay :)
( Quelabra Don't Knock New York,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:24,
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Jaffa cakes onlyHave you signed Rogan's guestbook yet?
www.roganjosh.co.uk/showGuestbook.asp
(www.roganjosh.co.uk/showGuestbook.asp
Quelabra Don't Knock New York,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:47,
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ahahahaabecause it's hippos :)
what's frottage?
(what's frottage?
aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:22,
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I quote'people who get themselves all excited by rubbing themselves against other people without them knowing...'
It was going to be wank, I asked 100% of gibbon for a potty word, and that was what he recommended. I would like to make it clear I had to ask what it meant too.
(It was going to be wank, I asked 100% of gibbon for a potty word, and that was what he recommended. I would like to make it clear I had to ask what it meant too.
100% kitten better than ever,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:39,
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