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02/18/2003 12:04:35 AM
the county solicitor Dicusses that his tabby cat is called mittens.
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the county solicitor Dicusses that his tabby cat is called mittens.
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02/18/2003 12:08:27 AM
the county solicitor farts loudly as he sits down. everyone starts laughing and falling off their chairs.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:22,
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the county solicitor farts loudly as he sits down. everyone starts laughing and falling off their chairs.
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If it goes on much longer i'm half expecting the txtx to start teklling of the battery or the credit running low and then tryign to eek out bits of information until finally a decision is made and the last message you get is
02/18/2003 6:32:18 AM
finally! a decision is made it's f
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02/18/2003 6:32:18 AM
finally! a decision is made it's f
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02/18/2003 12:29:30 AM
BATTERY NEARLY OUT LOOKING CLOSE SPLIT EVENLY SO FAR
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BATTERY NEARLY OUT LOOKING CLOSE SPLIT EVENLY SO FAR
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02/18/2003 12:14:30 AM
first councillor make 'whiffing' action around his nose with hand.
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first councillor make 'whiffing' action around his nose with hand.
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in mind from said Chloe pic earlier, though having just typed that I dunno what I had in mind.
![](http://vorbis.demon.co.uk/obey.gif)
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it take off, but I'm knackered so I'm off for kippage. Night!
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a tad large for a w/y, but better than the film itself.
[EDIT:]Hi cockolorum though, sir[/EDIT]
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[EDIT:]Hi cockolorum though, sir[/EDIT]
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your animation is perfectly sychronized with the beat of "Nonalignment Pact" by Pere Ubu. Or at least it was when I looked at it...your mileage may vary. wooo!
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la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte la crainte
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but what the hell are mobile phone cctv cameras?
"02/17/2003 09:04:25 PM
30 new cctv cameras to be installed in villages surrounding the festival + 10 Mobile phone cctv cameras "
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"02/17/2003 09:04:25 PM
30 new cctv cameras to be installed in villages surrounding the festival + 10 Mobile phone cctv cameras "
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phones with cctv cameras in them I think. That'll also be 50 quid for the consultation fee. Ta.
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And this time, they were ready!
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/fishguard.jpg)
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three seconds later...
"what's this I'm holding...AAARRRRGGHHHH!!"
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"what's this I'm holding...AAARRRRGGHHHH!!"
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and the company of b3tans :)
![](https://www2.b3ta.com/fp-archive/host/813726-1.jpg)
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cries out for some animatin', eh?
who else likes Willie LameChops from gooberland.com?
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who else likes Willie LameChops from gooberland.com?
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I hope you guys don't mind big posts, just thought you guys might appreciate some stuff from mah webby (www.squirrelspit.com)
---
In a vain attempt to escape my humdrum existence, give me something to write about and to give me pleasing waves of nostalgia glowyness I purchased a bag of green plastic soldiers.
[continued]
I ripped open to bag and emptied the contents onto the table. There was a small army of poorly moulded machine gunners and two with flamethrowers; there was even a paper flag on a stand. I was impressed. I stood them all up around the cheap American flag with a grin and then realised something. What do you do with them after that? What is their purpose? They don’t have moving parts or batteries! I grabbed my empty glass of absinthe and hurled it through the pristine rows of plastic men. Knocking a couple onto the ground. I sat considering what to do next, when my brand new puppy Gringer (Yes it’s the same as He-Mans pet cat) came through the door and ate the soldiers like intestine flavour doggy treats. Much to my amusement the flame-thrower guy didn’t go down so easily and stuck in the pooch’s throat. I slurred at it “ Spit it out you stupid dog, you’ll choke ….dumb little fucker”.
I proceeded to watch the dog writhe in agony for the next 10 minutes periodically throwing up bloody vomit all over my kitchen lino. When it had stopped twitching I realised I had found a use for these useless toys of yesteryear. Animal deterrent.
I filled my hipflask with vodka and stuffed a handful of soldiers into my pocket. Half an hour later I was in the park at the duck pond. I cackled loudly as I hurled the soldiers into a cluster of ducks. They proceeded to fight over who got to die first.
Unfortunately the park keeper was watching my devious activities from behind a bin and wrestled me to the ground and beat me to death with his plastic nightstick before I could watch the results of the experiment. I couldn’t hear my own screams over the squawking and spluttering of the ducks so I count it as a success.
At a slightly over priced £2.99, I give plastic green soldiers 3 soggy prosthetic testicles out of 5 for their usefulness in pest control (this covers cats dogs llamas toddlers and other pesky animals of similar size).
Transcribed by trained snails onto a flagstone for Matthew Armitáge
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---
In a vain attempt to escape my humdrum existence, give me something to write about and to give me pleasing waves of nostalgia glowyness I purchased a bag of green plastic soldiers.
[continued]
I ripped open to bag and emptied the contents onto the table. There was a small army of poorly moulded machine gunners and two with flamethrowers; there was even a paper flag on a stand. I was impressed. I stood them all up around the cheap American flag with a grin and then realised something. What do you do with them after that? What is their purpose? They don’t have moving parts or batteries! I grabbed my empty glass of absinthe and hurled it through the pristine rows of plastic men. Knocking a couple onto the ground. I sat considering what to do next, when my brand new puppy Gringer (Yes it’s the same as He-Mans pet cat) came through the door and ate the soldiers like intestine flavour doggy treats. Much to my amusement the flame-thrower guy didn’t go down so easily and stuck in the pooch’s throat. I slurred at it “ Spit it out you stupid dog, you’ll choke ….dumb little fucker”.
I proceeded to watch the dog writhe in agony for the next 10 minutes periodically throwing up bloody vomit all over my kitchen lino. When it had stopped twitching I realised I had found a use for these useless toys of yesteryear. Animal deterrent.
I filled my hipflask with vodka and stuffed a handful of soldiers into my pocket. Half an hour later I was in the park at the duck pond. I cackled loudly as I hurled the soldiers into a cluster of ducks. They proceeded to fight over who got to die first.
Unfortunately the park keeper was watching my devious activities from behind a bin and wrestled me to the ground and beat me to death with his plastic nightstick before I could watch the results of the experiment. I couldn’t hear my own screams over the squawking and spluttering of the ducks so I count it as a success.
At a slightly over priced £2.99, I give plastic green soldiers 3 soggy prosthetic testicles out of 5 for their usefulness in pest control (this covers cats dogs llamas toddlers and other pesky animals of similar size).
Transcribed by trained snails onto a flagstone for Matthew Armitáge
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the whole world is talking behind your back?
In other words - nice.
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In other words - nice.
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Wasn't He-Man's cat "Cringer"?
Nice story though, and the fact you died before the end adds a supernatural twist.
Now 'shop the flagstone. ;-)
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Nice story though, and the fact you died before the end adds a supernatural twist.
Now 'shop the flagstone. ;-)
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but He-Man's cat name is Cringer, not Gringer. remember, if you misname an animal, the animal must be euthanised, you cannot simply re-name it.
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one hopes no animals were harmed in the making of this documentary??? hmm?
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but it's making me giggle, you loony!
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are you perchance a redmeat fan, judging by your name?
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Including babies or shepherds.
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that head looks quite pink and firm now I look at it again
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So it did.
Har har.
Me's off to bed on that note. Full of icky cold.
Night Night.
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Har har.
Me's off to bed on that note. Full of icky cold.
Night Night.
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Arthur Negus has held Bristols.
that's just gossip, not a result
/python
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that's just gossip, not a result
/python
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entitled "How To Fix The World"...
![](http://members.cox.net/woj/kool.jpg)
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the following pictures show KoolAid-guy getting exploded by snipers? ;-)
Yay to beheading Carrot-Top though!
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Yay to beheading Carrot-Top though!
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I prefer Justhere. Not that you asked for my opinion or will listen to it.
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but Justie's always been the contraction that's caught on, in other situations anyhow.
Mind you, in those situations I didn't ever become "JustHere4" anything but coffee...
It's a work in progress. Opinion duly noted. :-)
Edit: I'm listed in the pics, and in FACT announced myself, as "JustHere4" in relation to the Norwich B3tabash... Flexibility is key.
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Mind you, in those situations I didn't ever become "JustHere4" anything but coffee...
It's a work in progress. Opinion duly noted. :-)
Edit: I'm listed in the pics, and in FACT announced myself, as "JustHere4" in relation to the Norwich B3tabash... Flexibility is key.
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we were talking about you on Saturday night (well your username!)
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:56,
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we were talking about some of the newer weirder usernames. yours we think.. is excellent.
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i stole it from a set of windchimes in my home town. oddly, they were dubbed "The World's Largest Windchimes"...in reality, i think they were just some steel tubes hanging from a crane.
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jiva was very ill ;)
and i wasn't too pleased either.
a great laugh was had by all!
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and i wasn't too pleased either.
a great laugh was had by all!
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and made ourselves ill, but somehow managed to have fun!
yay for b3tan gatherings!
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yay for b3tan gatherings!
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err i mean boozage. drunken boobery. and clanging metal. and lewd moustaches.
more info available here
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:11,
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more info available here
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a wonderful page.
you must be very proud of your hometown :)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:15,
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you must be very proud of your hometown :)
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i cannot confirm nor deny my pride (we're in the middle of a legal battle, this site is possibly being watched).
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:17,
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watching this site all the time.
OY LURKER! Who the fuck are you??
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:23,
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OY LURKER! Who the fuck are you??
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just refreshed all by itself!!!
coincidence?? I THINK NOT!!
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coincidence?? I THINK NOT!!
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/repost
![](http://members.lycos.co.uk/orisit/ohyeah.JPG)
what really caused the end of the three hour tour
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what really caused the end of the three hour tour
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i like that! personally, i always thought that the passage of time caused the end of the three hour tour. ;)
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![](http://www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/soad[1].jpg)
You probably wont get this unless you have the toxicity album.... (I think the tracks called bounce - cant be bothered to look, though
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"i brought my pogo stick, to show her a trick, she had so many friends"
fo those of you that dont know the lyrics xD
great stuff :D
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:48,
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fo those of you that dont know the lyrics xD
great stuff :D
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some one got it - I thought i was the only person here who likes that sort of music
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*runs away to avoid the stones being thrown at him*
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15 years out of the demographic, I have a grudging respect for them.
Damn kids making it in a rock band like I never did..
and they're cute.
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Damn kids making it in a rock band like I never did..
and they're cute.
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JUMP pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo BOUNCE pogo pogo pogo pogo JUMP pogo pogo pogo pogo
so on and so forth
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:57,
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so on and so forth
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I was doin' the tea, and I STILL can't fuckin' hummus as to the lyrics of 'jet pilot' - 'wide were the eyes of the horse of a jet pilot as he smiled as he pulled into the bay'
Yeeee-eeessss. </paxman>
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Yeeee-eeessss. </paxman>
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www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/tv/monkeydust.shtml
Also the fate of this year's glastonbury hangs in the balance www.c3x.co.uk/lmsg/lmsg.cfm - live txt reports from the meeting.
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Also the fate of this year's glastonbury hangs in the balance www.c3x.co.uk/lmsg/lmsg.cfm - live txt reports from the meeting.
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and liked the power aspects of this.
Meaning they look like telegraph poles a bit but also like those power transponder thungs you see in electricity substations
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Meaning they look like telegraph poles a bit but also like those power transponder thungs you see in electricity substations
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how many of the objectors moved to Glasto knowing full well the festival was held there every year, and how many have lived there since before the festival.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:50,
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02/17/2003 11:34:26 PM
people use gardens as lavatories
I mean.... who hasn't....
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people use gardens as lavatories
I mean.... who hasn't....
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I have used a lavatory as a garden though. Does that count?
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fucksock's sake remember to disinfect it before you grow tatties in it....we didn't....ewww.....
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02/17/2003 11:24:31 PM
Second public objector spoke of gangs with knives who only police can control.
02/17/2003 11:24:30 PM
Second public objector spoke of gangs with knives who only police can control.
Must've had a stutter
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Second public objector spoke of gangs with knives who only police can control.
02/17/2003 11:24:30 PM
Second public objector spoke of gangs with knives who only police can control.
Must've had a stutter
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02/17/2003 11:54:25 PM
former county leader spoke of twelve million pound local benefit and how the festival was described as wonderful in romania.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:10,
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former county leader spoke of twelve million pound local benefit and how the festival was described as wonderful in romania.
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would be described as wonderful in Romania.
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move to places like glastonbury just so they have something to complain about
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weren't nearly as many posts here in the olden days. I can remember when this was all just fields.
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im on holiday and been lurking, and larking about most of the day....
May even do some research on the comp tomorrow which is what I got it for or I might lurk again
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May even do some research on the comp tomorrow which is what I got it for or I might lurk again
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I don't see you that much. I think there's a lot more of a relaxed atmosphere in the evenings. More chilled out.
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people are not so uptight
they are either too drunk or too tired to shout at each other
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:16,
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they are either too drunk or too tired to shout at each other
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gay!
that originally came out as 'your all hay' which maybe I should've stuck with
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:25,
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that originally came out as 'your all hay' which maybe I should've stuck with
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cock nodger;)
first time i've used that word since I was given it this morning
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:28,
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first time i've used that word since I was given it this morning
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the uptight people in offices on t'other side of the globe.
Like me.
Ya cunts.
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Like me.
Ya cunts.
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1. Fenix pups
2. Deckchairs
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/fenix.jpg)
edit better? It was just these two pups' unlucky day!
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:37,
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2. Deckchairs
![](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tom.beran/fenix.jpg)
edit better? It was just these two pups' unlucky day!
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where did you get that photo of me from?
(Have you ever tried typing with flippers?)
WOO!
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:34,
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(Have you ever tried typing with flippers?)
WOO!
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Nighty all.
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what prog do you use to make your anims ?
Cos yours always seem to optimize very clearly.
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Cos yours always seem to optimize very clearly.
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Just wondered. Lovely.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:45,
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no-one had noticed the design flaw until the grand opening.
![](http://www.routinecdr.com/images/deathcoaster.jpg)
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:29,
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i can see it from my window :)
nice pic!
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nice pic!
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nice one
did you fit the image to the idea, or the idea to the image?
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:34,
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did you fit the image to the idea, or the idea to the image?
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The Formula One Tortoise was one of the lesser known species in spite of three World Champion titles.
![](http://www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/formula_t_1.jpg)
![](http://www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/formula_t_2.jpg)
(..sorry couldn't make up my mind - again! ;-)
(Episode 1)
(Episode 2)
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![](http://www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/formula_t_1.jpg)
![](http://www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/formula_t_2.jpg)
(..sorry couldn't make up my mind - again! ;-)
(Episode 1)
(Episode 2)
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for the picture in reference to the above, or you can take this one as I am indecisive, too
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.................Woof Woof.
Impressed very much I am sir.
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Impressed very much I am sir.
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reminds me of marmot desert racers by a long forgotten b3tan who's name was a bit polish and I don't mean Mr Sheen before you say anything :) And it wasn't repcak either....we're talking last summer here
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Pibakec? Summat like that......He was here...then he wasn't. Pibakic?
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