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# it got lonely on The Enterprise


/coat
/hat
/suitcase
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:42, archived)
# taxi for one...
woo yay tho
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:42, archived)
# I have two degrees you know
hur hur. wanking is funny
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:46, archived)
# thats
greedy
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:47, archived)
# i have fifteen degrees
my neck hurts
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:48, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:55, archived)
# i've got an a-level in right angles, and 90 degrees
/consultants
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:52, archived)
# hehe
lovely eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:46, archived)
# dont forget
the rest of yr family
(cheebatv, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:46, archived)
# ho ho
good one fella
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:57, archived)
# Not my work, but still worthy of a post..
(BurningFeetMan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:38, archived)
# no it isn't
if you didn't make it, link it.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Really?
I wasn't aware of that rule.
(BurningFeetMan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:52, archived)
# well people don't like threads being wasted
..when it's not your own work. Pushes good stuff off the bottom, see?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:57, archived)
# But isn't linking to the pic
taking up the same amount of thread?
(BurningFeetMan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:59, archived)
# .
Done like this

Then if people want to check it out, they can.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 20:08, archived)
# I understand how to do it,
But I don't understand the logic behind doing it.
(BurningFeetMan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 20:10, archived)
# another reason
is that every time the page loads, it leeches off someone's bandwidth. if it's a clicky, people will just look at it once if they want to, and the bandwidth demons are kept at bay.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 20:13, archived)
# Or:
"Who needs a family when there is B3ta."
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] vic and bob, on a dog


so its the first one i've done, your all to blame, not me!
(Btime, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:37, archived)
# 404!
:(
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:40, archived)
# brinkster are tricksy
you could probably get round it by renaming it to a .txt file
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:42, archived)
# i tried using brinkster
they suck, get an msn group
/edit or try making it a linky
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:43, archived)
# bum
it was rubbish anyway
(Btime, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:47, archived)
# Where
Can I get the trafficlights?!
(Kazoooooooo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:26, archived)
# on most british high streets
take a van or something, they're quite heavy.
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:27, archived)
# your local newsagent might sell them
i think they've gone up to 5p a go now though.

i never got them to get to green though, normally chomped through them before they turned yellow.

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:28, archived)
# maybe
he wants some from inside the congestion charge zone, its rare that people have seen them i do believe
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:28, archived)
# the reply button
is a start.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:27, archived)
# The silent moth
flies south tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:27, archived)
# ....
I meant the image that Koits anim is based on
(Kazoooooooo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:29, archived)
# Oh ok,
Now you're talking sense.
(BurningFeetMan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:30, archived)
# ,
hey LOOK

under you post is a message saying delete!

click it, and reply to someone elses post and the answer will soon be yours
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:30, archived)
# We're a happy mob this morning...
(BurningFeetMan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:32, archived)
#
* Reduce the amount of sleep you need
* Cause wounds to heal faster
* Lose weight while your sleeping
* Become less winded when excersizing
* Put color back in grey hair
* Grow hair back where it had once fallen out
* Tighten skin
CLICK HERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:33, archived)
# your gay
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:36, archived)
# your gay
(_, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:36, archived)
# his gay
what?

tee hee
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Clearly
"Fuck of" your gaye.
Is that how it goes?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:41, archived)
# you're gay
 
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:37, archived)
# Triple strength
MINDPIIIIIIIIISS
(allergic to curry, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Quick!
Bottle it!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:40, archived)
# that'd be
a messy job
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:41, archived)
# Just get a bigger funnel....
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:43, archived)
# What do you reckon
60% proof, with a hummus chaser?
(allergic to curry, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:42, archived)
# your gay
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:51, archived)
# why?
if you know dont you just tell me lol
(Kazoooooooo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Was Hitler gay?

I'm certain this has been done before, but I was encouraged to post by someone.
(Psythor, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:24, archived)
# good!
never seen it. although as they say in german "es liegt auf der hand".
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:42, archived)
# cheers chameleon, i had to do it :)

/bandwaggon
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:23, archived)
# I laughed at that one.
:-)
(BurningFeetMan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:25, archived)
# Brilliant
WOO
(_, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:29, archived)
# ha!
every cigarette takes a minute off your life. but so does every minute
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:30, archived)
# When I was young and foolish
I was told that every cigarette took four minutes off your life. I wanted to then always have cigarettes with me on my deathbed so I could die just before I lit my cigarette, thereby causing some kind of temporal infarction. What a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:34, archived)
# :-)
(BurningFeetMan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:53, archived)
# Thanx mountainloz
That is a superb way of expressing your sincere boredom. Made me laugh though! yay
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:49, archived)
# .
(BurningFeetMan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:21, archived)
# yes yes
i know, i'm going to hell for this one

(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:17, archived)
# arsene on a tube?
i don't get it.
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:21, archived)
# oh my word
wait till you read the papers tommorow.

quite clever that
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:22, archived)
# tell me
tell me damnit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:23, archived)
# oh, come on,
link us to the BBC story or summat
(_, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:23, archived)
# Your wish...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/2774203.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:24, archived)
# BASTARD!
Going down?
(_, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:25, archived)
# I, for one,
was disappointed that we didn't see anything earlier. That story broke at about 10 am.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:26, archived)
# oof
ooh, so nearly a mindpiss!

why o why did i choose cnn
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:25, archived)
# i saw that headline this morning before leaving for work
on the bbc morning news.

it was only a couple dead then though..

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:27, archived)
# hehehe very topical
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Its a Girarse!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:16, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaa
hahahahaha. So silly :D
(Mr Flibble, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:17, archived)
# And that's a lovely tongue between those cheeks!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:22, archived)
# i am glad you specified it is an arse
because it looked like a "giraffascrotum" to me. i'll go wash up now.
(world's largest windchimes, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:24, archived)
# hahahah
best thing ive seen today..

silly boy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:25, archived)
# hahahahaha
splutter
*wipes eyes* that is funny
(I helped save b3ta! Lakeland rose, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:42, archived)
# I keep seeing it as a pair of balls
Must be becuase of the long extension in the back...
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 20:07, archived)
# ...
giraffes have black tongues.
heh
(punk3rmunk3y, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 1:32, archived)
# maybe they do
but girarses have nice red tongues :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 1:37, archived)
# I know some of you went on this protest


You just never stop making fun of me do you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:12, archived)
# Ginger Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:25, archived)
# sigh
i suppose i bring it on myself :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:26, archived)
# looks a
bit like spacefish does our jesus./
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Yummy


i fixed it up a little
(volker00, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:12, archived)
# God decides enough is enough

...and steps in with his rainbow-guided universe-annihilator.
(I helped save b3ta! Nastar, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:10, archived)
# It's going to
miss, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:41, archived)
# depends
if it was made by a British contractor it'll just drop in the ocean. If it's an American firm it'll hit a hospital. I'm not sure who holds the contract for holy armaments these days...
(Joey[kins], Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:52, archived)
# scream monkey boy...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:08, archived)
# You could have at least got
a monkey with a cheesy grin.
(BurningFeetMan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:09, archived)
# i thought...
that mouth was more in line with the original...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Gee, i know that face...
or is it me?

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:20, archived)
# you're a monkey?
fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:21, archived)
# grrrr
...
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:22, archived)
# it was your woo yay...
that reminded me i'd meant to play with the scream :-)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:22, archived)
# Monkeys are evil,
pure evil, right up there with clowns for sheer evilness, if you dont believe me, look at this that said, the screamer above may be just right for a monkey of such obvious evilness/
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:21, archived)
# Babies ARE evil...
Here's one I posted earlier.

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:29, archived)
# eeeevvvviiil
baby!! and yes, full agreement from this side of the interwebby.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:37, archived)
# How I feel some mornings:
(rhodamine, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:00, archived)
# is it just me
or does that look like alan smith...?
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:01, archived)
# not just you
I thought it was too

is it ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:02, archived)
# Dunno, kinda looks like me...
(BurningFeetMan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Rhodamine?
and di-deoxynuclotriphosphates? (Fluorescently-labelled of course?)
(I helped save b3ta! Monkboy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:18, archived)
# histologically speaking,
yes.
(rhodamine, Wed 19 Feb 2003, 1:04, archived)
# These are getting weird


Sharon/Ozzy cross
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:00, archived)
# That....
looks like that wench off birds of a feather - lesley joseph

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Thats how Kelly Osbourne
will look at 40
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Repost of Jack/ozzy

Royston Vasey resident?
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:25, archived)
# Im assuming everyone read the amaxiong Vice magazine
(free) that came out a few months back, have you seen their absolutely bugfuck brilliant online version?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Spammy
Whammy.
(BurningFeetMan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:00, archived)
# pllllllp
Its not like I write for them or anything.
/runs.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Sorry,
The older b3ta's beat me up about 10 hours ago. I'm just falling in line...
(BurningFeetMan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:06, archived)
# and so the bullied
becomes the bullier.

now i'm going to have to put your head in the toilet bowl and flush, aren't i?
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:31, archived)
# I'm not sure if it's intentional or not
but I kind of like their misaligned layers on some of the pages. My God, it's almost a political statement (or just sloppy)!
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:08, archived)
# mistera - re Chris Morris shows earlier
see chilled.cream.org/r1music.html and there's lots of other stuff too on that site.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:14, archived)
# what an amazing
place eh? funny Id never seen it before.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:26, archived)
# sifl and oily repost

banging
soz for repost
(Life's So Much Better On Holiday, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:58, archived)
# No, you're sorry
for the re-re-re-repost. That's what you're sorry for.
(_, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:02, archived)
# methinks
he not sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:04, archived)
# I'm sorry
you misspelled Olly's name.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:09, archived)
# aaahhh
That a good animation of your mum alright...
(I helped save b3ta! kplex, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:31, archived)
# Was gonna wait till tomorrow, but couldn't
Anyway, for all you veggies out there...



A new line for KFC

(Scribble, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:52, archived)
# I am so, so, so sorry about this
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:49, archived)
# I bet you're not actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:53, archived)
# i am
.
(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:55, archived)
# That's it
I'm off.

(must be the weather)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:56, archived)
# O !
dont go, I just got here!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:05, archived)
# funnily enough
now you mention it:
Dual bandwagonage combined with awful pun? I should be proud, surely?
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:56, archived)
# The boat is sailing....
...and oh look, I missed it.

From mid-afternoon; made me laugh (and started the signage; but I prefer this meme ;)

(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:48, archived)
# Eh?
yay for monkeys in balls though
(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:50, archived)
# And...
...here you go this is what started it.
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:56, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaah
v apt seeing as nintendo are having a big fuss about piracy again at the mo
(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:59, archived)
# yaaay
my first bandwagon-starter, and it's a double-whammy as well...
(Danski, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:08, archived)

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