b3ta.com board

Home » Messageboard » Archive 6138 (Older | Newer)

"Bandwagon...

...get me to that demonstration, and don't spare the horses."
sorry tye, just noticed the tag left there, *blush*

(

timothycrippins, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:43, archived)

THREADJACK!

Virginity, discussion of.
Click it. You know you want to.

(techsmurf, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:48, archived)

hahaha

that geek has the same name as you

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:50, archived)

oh.....

bollocks..

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:50, archived)

they can't spell sentences either

;)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:51, archived)

Ha!

Yeah... What are the chances?
; )

(techsmurf, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:52, archived)

Oh good god.

THEY'RE BREEDING.

My trial copy of animation shop just decided I couldn't use it anymore, 248 days after I first installed.

Cunting stupid thing.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:50, archived)

set your computers date back

a week or 10 :-)

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:51, archived)

thats

no problem...its me claim to fame that be :)

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:01, archived)

Top

Darts

(

K@te, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:46, archived)

there was nothing on the telly so i made this instead

www.headwindow.com/fallguy

what you all think ?

(phantomboner, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:39, archived)

thats good

really good

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:41, archived)

that

is really funny...loved the fall off a tall building bit :)...oh and the mouth.

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:43, archived)

hehe

i liked the "no pictures during this bit" bit. Genie Arse.

(

GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:47, archived)

same here

I'm lovin' that bit too!

(Qui Gon Jin, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:49, archived)

la la la...

...happy place, happy place.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:39, archived)

Is that the

Emoticon of Ineffible Rudeness?

(

Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:40, archived)

amadeus amadeus, rock me amadeus.

amadeus amadeus, rock me amadeus.
amadeus amadeus, rock me amadeus.
amadeus amadeus, rock me amadeus.
amadeus amadeus, rock, rock, rock me amadeus.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:41, archived)

Dancing...

...with tears in our eyes.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:42, archived)

Vienna

(

Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:44, archived)

i like that!

woo!

(edit) it needs that grunting noise off space invaders... if that makes any sense to anyone.. i can't seem to spell it.

(

popt_art, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:46, archived)

Flea #37

...more FLEA

(

dogbomb, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:38, archived)

hehe

genius

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:39, archived)

Most serial killers start with a pilot

I heard

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:42, archived)

Do you mean...

20-30 min test episode of possible television program, or person in charge of airplane steerage?

(benlington, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:49, archived)

and do I mean someone who kills a lot of people

or someone who cancels television programmes?

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:53, archived)

Oohhh....

That's bad! I thought you were just making more obscure pulp fiction references...
Nice one!

(benlington, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:57, archived)

Did you know that

most serial slackers started out by photoshopping animals?

(Indole Ring, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:43, archived)

Shrooms

I've just munched a couple of grams, I promise to post some of my mashed up creations in about two hours.

(Choaderboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:36, archived)

Crikey

I've never been on a 'puter monged, this should be interesting!
I have done hand drawings in similar states, but they never look like anything much when one comes down.
woo.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:43, archived)

sorry,

goin' t'bed
nightall.

(carlossthejackass, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:29, archived)

A Christian Senator arguing in favour of the death penalty says - "Where would Christianity be if Jesus got eight to fifteen years with time off for good behavior?"

Other quotes by other people:
"Sometimes you just have the thin the herd."
"There are plenty of innocent people being killed by those on parole...The only cure for this kind of "sickness" is death. I know I may sound hard and cruel- but I for one, have had enough!"
Finally:
"I like it the way it is." Comment by Governor George W. Bush of Texas at the time that a law prohibiting execution of the mentally disadvantaged was defeated.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:36, archived)

glad i'm

not going to america!

(carlossthejackass, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:38, archived)

I remember a good Christian senator

arguing against a bill that would make Spanish an
official US language. He said, "English was good
enough for Jesus, and it's good enough for me!"

(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:39, archived)

I really wasn't expecting the bush bit,

I'd just randomly seen a christian site with a page about execution. Foolish me thought they might be against it.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:43, archived)

I read that as...

..."A Christian Slater..."

which made it even more worrying, yet slightly funnier.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:40, archived)

To my one and only love

(Bobguy122, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:29, archived)

any of you fucking pigs move

and i'll execute every last motherfucking one of you!

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:31, archived)

directory of c:\pigsty

fuckingpig_1.exe
fuckingpig_2.exe
fuckingpig_3.exe
fuckingpig_4.exe

4 files 7230 bytes

c:\pigsty> move fuckingpig_3.exe \

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:34, archived)

hahahahahaha

'hums the opening music to Pulp Fiction'

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:39, archived)

that took about ten minutes

to sink in ...

(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:40, archived)

geek

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:43, archived)

but i.m

sleepy....

(carlossthejackass, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:35, archived)

If 6 were 9 (night all)

(

idlesod, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:22, archived)

WOT?

no tits?

(carlossthejackass, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:28, archived)

Someone must fix this!

please?

(Qui Gon Jin, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:29, archived)

okay

here ya go...

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:31, archived)

i think

b3ta people prefer petite tits, not large ones

(

idlesod, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:32, archived)

well anything more than a mouthful is a waste i suppose....

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:34, archived)

First swallow

then spit!

;p

oh you meant tits..
whatever

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:35, archived)

hahahahhaha hehhehehe, not quite what i was looking for but v. funny!... now about them tits...

(Qui Gon Jin, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:32, archived)

kwarrrrrr

nice pair'a tits

(carlossthejackass, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:39, archived)

oooh

i knew i should have waited for the sober morning crowd. :)

(

idlesod, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:32, archived)

now

can you see this becoming a bit of a bandwagon...hmmmm

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:22, archived)

wouldn't

(carlossthejackass, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:23, archived)

hehe

poor girl

(Gabba, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:25, archived)

another virgin

death

(carlossthejackass, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:36, archived)

bandwagon

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:28, archived)

not...

not the golf sale surely!!!!!!

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:29, archived)

look at this bumgay person

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:31, archived)

lol

joker

(Cannibal Clown, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:33, archived)

hehe

hehe

(Gabba, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:34, archived)

LOOOL!

Thats good!!!

(Cannibal Clown, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:31, archived)

Dear ape mmm, perforation,

As you may all know me and ape mmm, perforation, had a little argument earlier! and so we agreed that if i deleted the thread and said sorry in a new post everything would be ok so here goes...

ape mmm, perforation this is for you

(Cannibal Clown, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:19, archived)

i think you misunderstood

i have all of the stuff saved on my computer, because i expected you to do this

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:21, archived)

oh no

did i do something wrong?

Edit: you think i didnt realise that already! i knew you knew i wouldnt say sorry! but do u really think that i care?

(Cannibal Clown, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:22, archived)

Arguing on the internet

is like trying to push a feather up a cow's arse

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:25, archived)

Sure you might get a little tickle out of it at the time.

But as far as everyone else is concerned you'll come out smelling of shit.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:26, archived)

e<a href="http://www..." target="_blank">www...</a>

the nasty mental image that creates....

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:28, archived)

it creates nasty html parsing too

by the looks of it ;)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:30, archived)

gawd

knows what happened there....

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:35, archived)

it autos the

wwwDOT bit, but htmls disabled in the subject so: shit > fan > splat

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:36, archived)

wwwwwwww

it happens when you type three or more letter ws - the board thinks it's a url and makes it a linky.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:37, archived)

right

and all i actually wanted to put in that bit was ...`ohh`

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:39, archived)

Erm...

Sorry, couldn't resist. Damn you vodka intoxication. Don't press post, don't press it... edit: Damn and Blast

(Sheng-ji, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:39, archived)

i love

that analogy.

(

the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:28, archived)

I thought the line was:

Arguing on the internet is a bit like winning the hundred metre race in the special olympics: Even if you win, you're still a retard. :)

(

Your Mum, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:28, archived)

It's always a bit troublesome

to hear remarks like that coming from someone
who claims to be my mum!

Cheers!

(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:32, archived)

no, you're wrong

gnnnngh

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:41, archived)

I was hoping to come

to a mature conclusion to that argument, hoping you'd be mature enough to let it drop.

but obviously you arn't

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:25, archived)

i have let it drop

i dont see why your taking this so seriously its only a message board man! damn you need to get laid or something!

(Cannibal Clown, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:28, archived)

pfffffft

tea/monitor interface

(

the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:31, archived)

well i've had my fun

thanks for the entertainment

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:32, archived)

Happy place

(

lemonhead, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:32, archived)

take him away

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:21, archived)

yay

for mature and responsible behaviour...

/sarcasm
The rules specifically state that if we know someone for longer than someone else, and someone else acts all pissy, we have to side with the original someone, even if they are a little "touched" for wanting to stick a crochet hook down their cock, or whatever... ;-)
Therefore, begone! Give it a break, take a chill pill, think about who really gives a fuck, then seek them out and demand to know why! It's only words... or pictures, as you've presented for those of us that can't read.

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:22, archived)

thats my

boy

(carlossthejackass, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:22, archived)

(

mozza, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:23, archived)

hehehe

i like

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:23, archived)

me too

(

lemonhead, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:29, archived)

...

so youre the best of friends as ever u were...?

(mobi I completed the Internet on 'hard'. Twice., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:23, archived)

Why did you censor the bad word?

just curious.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:24, archived)

i didnt wanna offend anyone

he will probably use that picture against me aswell lol! ass bandit

(Cannibal Clown, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:26, archived)

Does anyone mind if I say

FUCK OFF!
?

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:35, archived)

not at all

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:37, archived)

Your

still gay.

Fucking homophobe.

Get some good manly loving.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:40, archived)

Just for being slaged

For not editing it

(Gabba, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:06, archived)

My psychic powers

astound me sometimes!

(Chromatically Challenged, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:08, archived)

Were

else would i get a idea from at this time of night, when i have a grummpy girlfreind, no fags, and erm a disire to kill. thanks for the idea by the way

(Gabba, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:14, archived)

Glad to be of service!

better than having no girlfriend and grumpy fags :)

(Chromatically Challenged, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:16, archived)

So true

(Gabba, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:17, archived)

This is my sock.

I put some paper in it so the holes show up better.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:09, archived)

Why isn't it on you ear.

Everyone knows you should wear your socks on your ears.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:10, archived)

see?

earsocks

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:11, archived)

It's not worthy of being an earsock,

it's too worn.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:12, archived)

one of the more epic pictures

ever taken.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:32, archived)

It smells.

I've probably damaged the scanner just by putting it in there.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:11, archived)

booom boooom!

ha haaa mr derek!

(carlossthejackass, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:10, archived)

Woo I just finished his Autobiography this weekend

it was very nice and funn of puns :)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:10, archived)

you wrote

a boke?

(carlossthejackass, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:15, archived)

I think nowadays writers should be called typists unless they actually write the book

and don't just type it in.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:17, archived)

I know that comment may sound a little writist

but they're meant to be custodians of the language.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:18, archived)

so this is the definition of

write-wing politics?

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:20, archived)

quite so

ian should share that custod, selfish bastard

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:21, archived)

this is not a trifling matter,

and he knows it.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:24, archived)

it just felt appropriate

and what did YOU do?

(

_null_, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:01, archived)

Eurgh...

...you realise those wisdom teeth probbly had several different men's urine on them.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:02, archived)

was it that kind of pub ?

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:05, archived)

it's

a whisk i'm rilling to take.

(

_null_, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:05, archived)

Well...

with my incredibly low alcohol tolerance, and student bar prices, I managed to get pissed for the grand sum of £4.50.
I am stil feeling distinctly slow in the head, and I'm currently listening to a bootleg of Radiohead and Marvin Gaye, from www.gohomeproductions.co.uk It's rather ace, and I recommend that you all download a copy and play it very loudly.
Gourd, i've made so many typo's in that, think I edited most of them out though.

(kryptik, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:05, archived)

I can get pissed...

...for less than that.

/meths

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:06, archived)

Meths tastes bad.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:07, archived)

white lightning tastes worse than anything known to man

but which is cheaper?

(

_null_, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:09, archived)

I have some white lightning.

Soneone left it here after a party about 3 years ago and nobody's dared drink it.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:10, archived)

I have a friend

who is quite fond of Costcutter white cider. 'tis called White Strike, but it gets him pissed v. cheaply, despite its mingingness
He told me this evening that out of the last 56 evenings, he has been drunk for 50 of them.
Impressive/pathetic, no?

(kryptik, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:12, archived)

i'll tell you what is cheap and tasty

tesco value lager. 23p a can. you can't really drink it to get pist though, cos it's only 2%

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:14, archived)

The Coop used to sell "Hampden Lager"...

...a fantastic name, but you pissed it out faster than you could drink it.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:16, archived)

i want hampsterdance lager

i want hampsterdance pubs

in fact, i want hampsterdance clubs. where everyone holds their hands in the air and revolves, to the sound of a looped midi file

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:19, archived)

My local offy sells

Viborg lager. 40p a can. Tastes like that ultra cheap shandy crap you get in two litre bottles, only with more chemicals. I think it's 2% (maybe less). I do not recommend it.

On another note, just got back from an Anti-Flag gig. Fookin ace!

(

MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:38, archived)

Well this was Carling

at this term's special price of £1,50 a pint, instead of £1.65. Still, I've got this on repeat in Winamp, so I'm happy!

/drunk student

Can I write HTML while pissed? Wow!

(kryptik, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:10, archived)

for 8 quid

i can get a bot of scotch an 2 litres of coke at tesco (hic)

(carlossthejackass, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:13, archived)

You waste whisky...

...by putting coke in it?

Well, I suppose if it only cost you 8 quid, you probably need something in it.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:15, archived)

for 6.88

you cant drink it "au natural"

(carlossthejackass, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:18, archived)

Is that own brand whiskey,

and Tesco value coke?

That sounds so very wrong...

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:18, archived)

fraid' so

bit skint this week.

(carlossthejackass, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:19, archived)

i think you mean

www.gohomeproductions.com/

(

Spoon, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:12, archived)

it's definitely www.gohomeproductions.co.uk
but I am sozzled, so who konws?
who cares? you're all web-literate, you'll find it eventually.

(kryptik, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:14, archived)

www.gohomeproductions.co.uk/
is the visited link for me so that's a valid route to finding them.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:15, archived)

See?

You know where to find it!
now dowenload 'sexual high' and bask in its glories!

(kryptik, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:17, archived)

done all that

i'm on the mailing list so I always get a reminder when a new one comes out.
have you heard cocoashunters by jirob? muse.cream.org/mp3/mattswork/ that's one of my fave tunes from the 'scene' last year.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:20, archived)

it goes to the same place:

.co.uk in the end.

And thanks for the tip, "Sexual High" is messing up my head in all the right ways!

(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:19, archived)

Yay!

'tis a work of genius, I tells you!
I though it was good when sober, but when pissed, you can sing along and everything!
Now, I should get to bed.
Where's bed?
Oh yeah, just a lurch across the room

/student accomodation with 10Mbit internet access

(kryptik, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:21, archived)

what are you doing

back this early?

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:16, archived)

Haven't you heard?

last orders is 11 or so, and they like it if you're gone by 11.20. It's the law, or something...

(kryptik, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:18, archived)

you should move to scotland

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:30, archived)

pfft, stupid drinking laws

(and I do no you get shat on almightily down south). Most oubs here last orders is 12:45, close at 1am. Though there are some open till three. And then Penny Blacks is open from 5 till sometime mid morning. 5am, that is, natch. To actaully drink for 24 hrs solid without using an off licence you need to go to a pizza restraunt at about 3am.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:30, archived)

and another

(

popt_art, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:00, archived)

bent nail whopee cushion!

bugger.

(

_null_, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:01, archived)

that's the biscuit!

(

popt_art, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:02, archived)

a soft screw against the wall while I nibble your ear

and wonder what the score in the football is.
?

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:03, archived)

but what about

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:03, archived)

are you suggesting something?

(

popt_art, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:38, archived)

bean bag arse,

i dunno,

(carlossthejackass, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:05, archived)

i made this one once...

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:05, archived)

Saxophone

on the beach?

(Chromatically Challenged, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:07, archived)

bingo...

...nearly.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:09, archived)

Sax on the beach

duh, I is a klutz sometimes :)

(Chromatically Challenged, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:10, archived)

la la lala la lalaaaaaa

edit: and with that, I'm off to college

(

gracielou, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:56, archived)

Jesus...

...that scares the fuck out of me.

(

Mystery_Bob, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:57, archived)

That's awfully close

to 'things going squish in a scanner'

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:57, archived)

I'm scanning my sock.

I don't know why.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:01, archived)

alright, alright

calm down, calm down

(

spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:58, archived)

that needs

ra-ra rasputin in the background.

FACT

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:58, archived)

i was thinking on the lines of

daddy cool

(carlossthejackass, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:01, archived)

was hearing...`bring me sunshine`

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:03, archived)

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:06, archived)

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:09, archived)

like the quo

only much better

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:10, archived)

Yeah...

...I liked M & W's version of Pictures of Matchstick Men much better.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:14, archived)

awwwwww

happy days

(carlossthejackass, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:07, archived)

*resists urge

to get up and dance*

WYH!

(

mozza, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:59, archived)

crap cocktails

(

popt_art, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:45, archived)

'Harvey Blunt Instrument'

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:46, archived)

'Lady Victoria Dakari'

One hit and you're smashed

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:46, archived)

Ooh

helloo.
Um, is it a screwdriver?

(

GR33DY, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:50, archived)

You can't

touch this? :)
Whoah oh, who ah oh oh

(

Collatallie Sisters, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:50, archived)

that is

one of my all time favourite animations

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:52, archived)

Cheers mucker!

Just wish I had more time to do more stuff nowadays :(

(

Collatallie Sisters, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:58, archived)

ahhhhh

harvey ball wanger,,do i get a prize?

(carlossthejackass, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:51, archived)

errrrr

no!

(

popt_art, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:01, archived)

why not?

i'm bloody right!
i want at least a super moose!

(carlossthejackass, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:03, archived)

Harvey navvy's screwdriver

thwacking stick type thing

(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:54, archived)

yehh right

snigger,,

(carlossthejackass, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:59, archived)

recovering from 24 hour bug...

bick cligger

huge mountainside rolf making me feel better though.

(

mozza, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:43, archived)

hehe

rolf is ace

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:44, archived)

i wasn't even ill

and he's making me feel better.
woo.

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:45, archived)

He looks

pissed! Brill :)

(

Collatallie Sisters, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:46, archived)

That's a great idea...

for a challenge - create the 8th wonder of the world? has this bin don laden?

(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:46, archived)

it's been done!

NSFW clicky

topical as she was on the gogglebox tonight!

(

popt_art, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:00, archived)

And just think...

...about all the birds who nest in his eyes - they will automatically be cured of all bird ailments.

(

Mystery_Bob, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:47, archived)

ROLFASTIC!

you beute!

(carlossthejackass, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:49, archived)

Mount Rolfmore!

/coat, gilet, hat, umbrella, NBC suit

(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:53, archived)

An American Werewolf in London

My Gallery | Large version | Wallpaper |

(

Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:42, archived)

Arf!

He said Lie-sester :)

(Chromatically Challenged, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:43, archived)

Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!

Cocoa all over my monitor.

It's funny because it's true.

(

Baz Fuck off, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:44, archived)

now

that is funny....:)

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:44, archived)

Ha ha ha....

...and does he want some Wor-sester-shire sauce too?

(

Mystery_Bob, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:44, archived)

that's really

bucking-ham

I like it

(

crouchingbadger, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:45, archived)

WAY HAYYYYY....

oh, you funny person.(wet pants ,must go)

(carlossthejackass, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:47, archived)

Tee Hee :)

I'd tell him too, even if I didn't know where it was.

(

Collatallie Sisters, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:47, archived)

ha ha!

i award you with woo!

(roomproject, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:36, archived)

Funny

thing is that i`m totally pissed and still my typing has`nt gone to pot...

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:39, archived)

oh yeh?

wanna bat?

(carlossthejackass, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:42, archived)

Bush negotiates with Turkey. Strike a great deal. Just US$64Bil

This Flash cartoon shows you how it happened.

cartoon 350k

(4mrgodot, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:36, archived)

Sorry, tenuous threadjack repost from last night..

there were only 3 people on :)

Clicky bigger

sorry

(Chromatically Challenged, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:38, archived)

he he he...

...that's pretty good.

(

Mystery_Bob, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:40, archived)

Fankoo!

I wish I had the patience to wait to post though, would save all the reposty stuff

(Chromatically Challenged, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:41, archived)

i didnt see that the first time

but i do now. and i like it.

[insert wooyay my host refuses to upload here]

(

_null_, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:40, archived)

and after that came

I'll stop now.

(Chromatically Challenged, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:42, archived)

hahaha

that's top

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:44, archived)

Now he really does

give me the Fear.

(

Baz Fuck off, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:45, archived)

I caught it

the first time. And it was as woo then as now

(

timothycrippins, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:43, archived)

The tail allows them to balance on sharp corners

Its true - Ask any ... erm... squirrologist

(

verbal, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:35, archived)

I have nearly completed...

...a correspondence course in squirrology.

And I can confirm that it's true.

And it's woo.

So hooray for you.

(

Mystery_Bob, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:37, archived)

Squirrologist

that is such a cool profession, would look so good on a CV!!

(Chromatically Challenged, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 23:40, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »