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Not funny or anything. Just a tribute to good old Edwin Starr who died yesterday.

"Waugh. Good God y'all. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing."

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:46, archived)

You balance...

...the poignancy of the moment with the sick joke well there.

Morning sir.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:51, archived)

good morning Bob.

Be careful, there's lots of lezzers out there.
I swear to God, Curly really did say that on Coronation Street last night

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:58, archived)

Well...

...I shall have to pay more attention to the street in future.

....and I was right not to watch the football :)

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:59, archived)

yep - you were right. It was shite.

BTW (for clarity and the name of truth) what Curly really meant was there are a lot of people like Les (Battersby) out there.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:03, archived)

Damn you...

...I've set the video now and everything!

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:03, archived)

what's up with his hands?

or is that a glass of H2SO4 in his pallid paw?

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bnt what, me worry?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:57, archived)

aha - a chemist in our midst.

Don't tell me - 2 Hydrogens and 4 Standing Orders - that's HydroBanking acid isn't it?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:00, archived)

That's sad news.

I just dug out the "Hits of Edwin Starr" LP. I'd forgotten how many good songs he did. It wasn't just War - there was Headline News, 25 Miles, Stop Her On Sight, Funky Music Sho' Nuff Turns Me On (sic).
Oh dear. Could be time for me to indulge in some musical nostalgia. At last, the 1968 show ...

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:21, archived)

Ah..brings back memories.......

If my memory serves me right, the hols I had as a kid weren't all that different. Ayr '78...

(nitooz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:17, archived)

Har!

Love the idea of the kids playing Escape Tunnel...

Morning all!

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:27, archived)

sorry to threadjack (top pic by the way)

Well, I'm back from the states. Started travelling at 6:30am Pacific time on Tuesday, and finally got home about 6:00pm British Summer Time yesterday. Transatlantic flights really do screw with your body, don't they? Went to bed when I got in last night, and woke at 7:30 this morning.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:31, archived)

Jet lag!

Hateful. I only really experienced it for the 1st time a couple of years ago, coming back from Sri Lanka. Like being on drugs, and not very good ones...

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:35, archived)

I always get pissed

on the flight, by the time you get out on bail, the worst is usually over...

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Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:40, archived)

When the pilot says "This is Captain Smith in the cockpit"

I like to shout "No! Not Captain Smith! Not Vodka Smith with the shaky hands/invisible friends/voices that only he can hear!" That livens things up no ends, and introduces a playful air to calm the nerves of those who are scared of flying.

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:42, archived)

I got a flight from prague once

The captain was outside kicking the tyres - this is true

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Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:45, archived)

London -> Seattle, 1995

Flew on Saturday, was fine till Wednesday, when my system shut down at lunchtime. (You know... 'where am I... who am I...') I had to beg out of a meeting at the Axis of Evil HQ (aka MS), head for the hotel and crash. embarassing.

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bnt what, me worry?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:03, archived)

ya woose...

....Feb '03 - Sacramento --> Glasgow 11+hrs, then on out to Glasb3tan bash!!!!

/robot

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sage, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:13, archived)

Woo!

/impressed

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:16, archived)

I ...

...wasn't worth a fuck for the rest of the week tho'

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sage, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:20, archived)

Dirty

poep.place.cc

(kranie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:16, archived)

Ewwwwwwwwww

I really can't understand some people, I really can't.

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:27, archived)

Eeeeewwwwww!

'Kin 'ell! I feel soiled. I'm off to wash my hands.

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:29, archived)

Firewall seems to be blocking that

I think I should be glad.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:49, archived)

i leave you with bernard the bondage octopus

good night

(TheTruffleShuffle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:10, archived)

hehe

night

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:10, archived)

I've just been shopping

inspired by our earlier conversation ; )

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gracielou, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:30, archived)

Does he do

Hen Nights?

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Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:18, archived)

I just set the B3ta board as my desktop background

complete with active links, and scrolling. so now i don't even have to open a web page to b3ta!
is this a good idea or a "this might break something" idea?
umm have a picture to alleviate wastage

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Or is it?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:02, archived)

I predict that

your productivity will rocket.

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Uncle Joe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:12, archived)

Welcome to b3ta

the really way of life
:)

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Samsonite, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:25, archived)

heh

that's it exactly ;-)

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bob dinosaur, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:32, archived)

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Kaiser, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 7:43, archived)

Haha

I wasn't expecting that.. woo an morning to you

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Scottyk1, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 7:52, archived)

new historical evidence reveals that

Venus de Milo lost her arms during her years as a Jedi padawan

(TheTruffleShuffle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 7:18, archived)

i thought they had the technology

and they could rebuild her. better faster stronger...

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Or is it?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 7:20, archived)

hahahaha!

brilliant!

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Kaiser, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 7:47, archived)

Well this was my day today

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 6:57, archived)

..and it's pretty much over

so I'm off to the pub.

yay me, still top o' the front page..
thanks Magic Donkey!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 6:58, archived)

Is it wrong

to turn your own post into your new desktop?

(Kimbo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 7:12, archived)

Enjoy

I'm off to the pub as well

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K3rry, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 7:14, archived)

Your day

was a repost?

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Ratsta, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:26, archived)

this hasn't been posted before. It's from an anim I started months ago and never had the hummus to finish.
I just thought it was similar to the CoffeeCoffeeBuzzBuzz one below so I made a small jpeg to post.

nyah, nyah, nyah

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 0:20, archived)

(TheTruffleShuffle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 6:54, archived)

This was my day today

"Where's my grande no whip cream mocha with soy and extra espresso? This is just a coffee!"

I believe was hiding under the counter by this point.

Yay first post when no one's on to give criticism! And any advice on how to make it smaller would be nice.

(CoffeeCoffeeBuzzBuzz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 6:31, archived)

save your pictures as jpegs

to make them smaller, i got that piccy to 34k by just opening it and saving as reasonable quality jpeg :-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 6:43, archived)

there are some of us here to give criticism

but we wait for the second post :)
just kidding. welcome aboard. Woo yay on a first kitten/meme filled post. you'll fit right in i'm sure

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Or is it?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 6:49, archived)

brian never quite got the idea of costumes

bigger
oh, and goto my site and look for spelling mistakes :-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:51, archived)

what are we?

youre proof reed biches? Ill profread ti if you wnt me too,

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Or is it?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:54, archived)

nah

my typos are magical beasts, any word can be replaced with any other

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:56, archived)

That was quite the meme at one point

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Artamnesia, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 6:08, archived)

aye

i remember it well, i just saw it when i was looking for a walrus and had to use it

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 6:09, archived)

Ahhh

Those were the days...

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Artamnesia, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 6:10, archived)

yeah

i'm pretty sure i had hummus back then too :-(

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 6:12, archived)

I'm just pleased in a very immature and childish way

because someone has been using one of my frontpagers as his forum avatar (and a huge bandwidth sucking animation it is) for about three months. My web host won't support .htaccess so I had to wait until it was off my profile before I replaced it with a picture of a goofy guy masturbating while making use of a fucking machine. His ears stick out really far.
It's like a birthday or something! yay me!

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Artamnesia, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 6:15, archived)

yay

i have the full series of piccies of the goatse guy, i figure they'll work on leechers

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 6:18, archived)

..but now, sadly, hunted almost to extinction

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 6:15, archived)

The sad part is

they're not finished yet

(Kimbo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 6:59, archived)

Too true

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:03, archived)

been meaning to do one of these for ya

(TheTruffleShuffle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 6:37, archived)

hehe

i only have 2 nuts tho, is that normal? ;-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 6:44, archived)

the best response that i can come up with

is that you're nuts, so that makes a total of three pierced nuts, but thats just plain dumb. and i'm considering doing similar

(TheTruffleShuffle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 6:57, archived)

lol

i like your logic

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 7:03, archived)

mmmmmm pie

i have written a story on pies ... it is indeed popular shall i put it on the web?

(SPoRk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:38, archived)

Go for it.

I'm not sleeping.

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EvS, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:45, archived)

I am

goodnight, everyone

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:46, archived)

night

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:52, archived)

who needs sleep?

you're never gonna get it.
who needs sleep? tell me what's that for?
who needs sleep? cause you're never gonna get it; this guy's been awake since the second world war

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Or is it?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:52, archived)

i need sleep!!

it would be a nice change

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:53, archived)

right now i'm

3 hours sleep in the last 35 :)
;hug2tpw;2qwunyruiwqa1d4a1rgwqcnt4ow
/slumps over exhausted on keyboard

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Or is it?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:56, archived)

i'm about 4 in 40

gotta get normal again, like sleeping when its dark

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:58, archived)

nyte nyte

this spore must be off now :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:47, archived)

night

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:48, archived)

g'night,

and may the spores be with you!

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Kaiser, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:48, archived)

I'm sure its been asked before

But what program do you use to make these?

Very nice, too.

(Monqui, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:48, archived)

I think it's

Bergerac.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:51, archived)

Just kidding ;)

He just makes them using the normal photo manipulation type software and his very strange mind. I think :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:52, archived)

photyshop n painshop pro mostly

and occasionally random freeware progs I try out and have exhausted after a pic or two.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:04, archived)

that's my favorite

one so far.

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zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:50, archived)

nite

sleep well

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:51, archived)

That's

ace! Any chance for a wallpaper size?

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Willis_McScruff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:52, archived)

just tried

but the original was only slightly bigger than the one I posted so it looked shitulant :(
I'll have a go tomorrow if the wind is in the right direction :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:59, archived)

Shitulant

is now my new favorite word. It has replaced Flibbertigibbit.

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Willis_McScruff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:01, archived)

what bass were u playing?

the high end was crisp, more than 4 strings?

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:05, archived)

It's my own custom.

I play on a couple of tours here and there, and Warmoth sponsored a custom bass for me. All I had to do was supply the electronics. So it's a warmoth body and neck with the Bartolini electronics (see below for specific info) on board. Yeah, it's a four string. I dont' do much with five- and six-string basses, unless I'm doing Frode Berg type stuff with a lot of chord melodies. I'm a huge fan of tapping, and my motto is 'Simplicity Swings.'

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Willis_McScruff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:21, archived)

ummm, you sure?

www.b3ta.com/board/991389
What made you say that word? (Flibbertigibbert)I've got an mp3 with Stuart Hall saying it and many other words in a cut-up song fashion in that thread i've linked here.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:14, archived)

No, I'm not sure.

EDIT: I'm having ISP problems at the mo. I'll have to download that mp3 later. Which reminds me that I liked the other ones you had posted in that last thread :) You're quite the creative fellow. Over the summer you should bring that keyboard of yours out to a bash and we'll see what happens!

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Willis_McScruff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:18, archived)

I decided to get that song (it was barely heard as far as I knew, i'd got it from a friend of the creator as an old amiga format MED file) off an old archive CD from 4 years ago or so

And lo and behold I post it and get told that that morning it had been played on the Xfm breakfast show by a DJ saying they could play it once before they'd probably get sued.
:)
How odd. I posted it in the afternoon, but had declared my intentions to post it a couple of days before.

Anyway.. that's really it now, off to sleep. See ya.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:22, archived)

Night

night!

That'll be me off too then. G'night everyone - and thanks for the positive feedback on my song :) I'll post more when they're about.

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Willis_McScruff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:27, archived)

Another song

Here, have a song.
Hopefully it'll work. It's something I got down on my lengthy holiday.
Right-(or shift-)click and save as.

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Willis_McScruff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:21, archived)

yup

working this time

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:25, archived)

Ah, good.

Thanks!

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Willis_McScruff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:27, archived)

i've got it downloaded

and playing it now, it's nice and mellow after my profile which has been looping for the past hour in the background

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:27, archived)

Haha

The music in your profile speaks to me.

It tells me to smash things.

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Willis_McScruff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:28, archived)

having heard yours now

I can say that it stayed mellow and was nice.
The ending sent me off into a Ren & Stimpy mood though :) Which is not a bad thing.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:36, archived)

It's a domino effect.

Now I'm in a Ren and Stimpy mood.
What was that song they had... 6 years ago or so I'd say? There was a song that I heard recurringly and it was fantastic. Which is strange, because it's not often cartoon characters have a popular song.

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Willis_McScruff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:41, archived)

happy happy joy joy

happy happy joy joy
happy happy joy joy
happy happy joy joy
happy happy joy joy
happy happy joy joy
happy happy joy joy joy

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:42, archived)

arf!

hehehe

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:44, archived)

have a listen to this

www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/music/Organ0007Lullaby.mp3 it was done just totally randomly, i'm not a musician or keyboardist or anything at all, as you'll tell but i like this one a lot. I hadn't played anything for months.
The same afternoons dabbling produced this (all of them just 1 take stuff) www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/music/Organ0006LoveMeSnacks.mp3 and www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/music/Organ0002ThreeBlindCats.mp3 these two used things i'd sampled in my keyboard (a big casio thing) using it's little sampler and played around with a bit.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:41, archived)

I'm laughing!

These are good - I like the use of the pitch bend wheel in the Lullaby. A little tweak with the mixer and you could have some fantastic elevator soundtrack there :)
The last one sounds like a Mr. Scruff sort of thing at first :)
The snacks one? Hilarious.
Made me hungry.

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Willis_McScruff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:49, archived)

I may as well link to the others while i'm at it, they'll only sit on the server getting the hump otherwise.

www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/music/Organ0003SkatterJazz.mp3
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/music/Organ0009LineRinkyDink.mp3
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/music/Organ0012LineRinkyMelody.mp3
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/music/Organ0014LineRinkyTheme2.mp3

Those are all just experimental jams though, I've linked the best ones already so you may only get bits of these that sound interesting.

The Lullaby has had some beats put on it by Spacefish actually and does sound really nice like that.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:56, archived)

jeez

how can you handle that droning! a few seconds about drives me insane!

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:28, archived)

it's got so many subtle parts to it

after a few minutes you hear the inner melodies and the stories it tells.
Plus it's got 2 parts, a wav file and a flash file which are not synchronised so an endless variation of composition is assured.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:31, archived)

so basically

after a few minutes, your mind starts to compose its own music around the 'evil noise' (as Berk so succinctly put it) to compensate and keep you sane

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:35, archived)

no your mind becomes accustomed to it and picks up the things that change each time

rather than the overbearing noise.
It's like walking into a pitch black room, you are overwhelmed by the absence of light but you become accustomed and start to notice subtle differences in the uniform darkness as your brain filters out the stuff that remains black and picks up on the lighter parts of it.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:38, archived)

I went back and tried it

and I can hear it, but I still don't think I can listen very long

/how long is the loop. I was just about to close it, but I think it just changed. Or am I imagining things?

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:45, archived)

it's better just left in the background

your conscious mind can carry on doing stuff and your subconscious can be 'lulled' to a relaxed state by it.

The windowlicker wav loop is just a few seconds - maybe 6 or something might be up to 10, but the kitty flash loop is shorter I think and so they don't synch up and as I say they produce together an ever changing soundscape. They load at different times each refresh too so there's no common starting point for both of them.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:47, archived)

I'm actually

beginning to believe you.

hmmm...I guess I should learn not to doubt the Professor.

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:49, archived)

there is much I don't know or am wrong about

I try and bridge this gap with google a lot of the time, but occasionally i'll just say thing's that come to me and not really understand them at the time, but will later find them to be very inciteful and intelligent. It's like running with a news story on the frontpage before you've checked it out.
That said, the strange way that I to very often seem to be right 'for the wrong reasons or for reasons I wasn't fully aware of' has left me able to feel comfortable with just 'running with the story'.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:00, archived)

wish I could do that

I usually just end up sounding like an idiot.

Oh well. I'll believe you, until proven wrong ;)

/I'm still listening to your profile

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:03, archived)

I had a scare earlier on

But I managed to fact my way out of it somehow!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:05, archived)

I don't believe you!

Oh wait. Nevermind. I do.

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:06, archived)

See this thread

www.b3ta.com/board/1002564
I just said what I saw and then was called on it and needed to try and prove it, so I went to google and looked for a cow with a light on it...
(the link in there was an embedded image but I changed it when it went off into the spazz because it wasn't hosted on my server)

The kitty flash actually does a bit of injustice to the windowlicker (Aphex Twin) loop, I've had that in my profile for over a year it was one of he first sound looped profiles here. If you have a proper seamless looping wav player put this in it www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/lickerfnord.wav I made the loop seamless then when i made an mp3 of it it messed up the end of the file, so I ended up leaving it as a wav.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:09, archived)

maybe some other time

I don't feel like moving all the way over to my PC at the moment, and I don't know how to do that kind of stuff on my mac yet.

I'll save these links this time, and check them out at school where I have the magical ethernet.

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:14, archived)

you couls just make a html page

and have it blank except playing the wav file, you don't need to upload or download anything
just a text file with the code saved as a html document doesn't need to be on the internet can sit on your desktop.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:18, archived)

put angle brackets around this lot in a text file

bgsound src="http://www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/lickerfnord.wav" loop="-1"

then save as a html file and open it in your webbrowser.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:19, archived)

doesn't seem

to be working
hmm...

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:25, archived)

there aren't meant to be any line breaks

it's all from 'bg to the 1"' on one line

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:28, archived)

Ahh

I'll play with it tomorrow. I've been awake for almost 24hrs now. I don't feel like fiddling with it now.

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:31, archived)

that

was a funny post.

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:17, archived)

night night :)

remember to study for the next exam, 4 lemons won't work all the time ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:27, archived)

thanks for the advice :p

have a good night

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:29, archived)

hallucination?

brain protection measures?

i got a headache from it :-(

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:47, archived)

your profile

has evil err, noise in it, makes me tense

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:30, archived)

that'd be those kittens

(well the same kitten in 3 different pics I think)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:32, archived)

lol

the kittens just make me want to kill and transfer money into strange bank accounts

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:34, archived)

Did you make

that yourself?

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Kaiser, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:30, archived)

Yeah.

I brought my laptop and my MOTU mixer and just played away. It took me three or four takes to get down how I liked it. A little tweaking and it was good to go.

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Willis_McScruff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:30, archived)

It's fucking fantastic!

And beautiful!

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Kaiser, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:32, archived)

Thanks :)

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Willis_McScruff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:33, archived)

I play guitar (not bass) myself

and love stuff like this!

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Kaiser, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:36, archived)

Well! We might have to

get together next time I'm home (in a month or so) and see what we can put together! I've got another one in my profile. If you'd like. I posted it a month or two ago, but it wasn't working properly.

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Willis_McScruff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:38, archived)

I would love to,

but I live in Denmark!
8(

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Kaiser, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:40, archived)

That might

muck things up a bit.
:)
Maybe I'll go on a world tour of Denmark and play a few spots with you.
If I was better funded.

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Willis_McScruff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:42, archived)

haha!

Would be cool! I'm not the worst guitarist in the world, but I'm not as skilled as you!
I'm actually very impressed by your playing!
8)

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Kaiser, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:46, archived)

Well thanks :)

When I put more stuff up, I'll let you know. I'll be in the studios here a bit in the next couple of weeks so anything that's quality coming from there I'll try and post.

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Willis_McScruff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:51, archived)

Did you record it

with the bass plugged directly into the mixer, or was it souped up with a preamp of some kind?

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Kaiser, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:55, archived)

Well...

I play on a custom-designed bass, with a built-in preamp. It's got an on board parametric EQ so I can mess with it however I'd like, with a mid frequency selector.
So, to answer you question... not exactly.

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Willis_McScruff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:59, archived)

Yay!

Parametric EQ'ing rules! It seems to be a quality preamp in that bass of yours! I'm thinking of getting an active EMG pickup kit for my stratocaster one fine day!

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Kaiser, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:05, archived)

A fine choice :)

I've got a full Bartonlini setup in mine (2 soapbar pickups with the active para-EQ) which is excellent. Though EMG pickups have statistically been better off for studio ventures.

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Willis_McScruff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:11, archived)

I tried a strat with

Bartolini pickups once and the sound was very clear and bell-like! Now you've made me think of Bartolini as an alternative!
8|

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Kaiser, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:17, archived)

I'm the devil

's advocate.

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Willis_McScruff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:24, archived)

*aaaaargh*

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Kaiser, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:27, archived)

Hehe

I'm off to Bedfordshire now, so see you later!

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Willis_McScruff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:30, archived)

man that is

sooo
sooooooooothiiii....*zzzzzzz*
drool...
*snuk!* huh? wha?

that was fantastic!

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zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:38, archived)

damn fine

thou hast sent me bedwards with a warm stomach feeling of groove.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:49, archived)

eh?

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:05, archived)

very realistic!

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Kaiser, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:07, archived)

frantically clicks

the abort button.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:07, archived)

That made me laugh :)

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Ratsta, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:09, archived)

nice!

creepy!
kitty mm, play faster!

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zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:10, archived)

Zog you sound like you've dialled one of those Premium Rate sex lines

and you're running out of credit on your phone or something ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:12, archived)

lol!

anyway, I had to wait a long time before he even started so :p

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:13, archived)

slander!

it took you forever to start!

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zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:14, archived)

or is that

libel?

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zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:15, archived)

don't they call that

foreplay?
/straightjacket

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:15, archived)

i thought they called it

stalling

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:16, archived)

where's the

'nuke' button?

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:17, archived)

next to the pretzel emergency button

on the presidential remote

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:18, archived)

Sue bar u

in
pretzels?

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:19, archived)

you can get into hell

for less than that

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:19, archived)

hahahahaha

it's so bad it's good!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:21, archived)

hmmm

i thought that was so bad violence was justifiable

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:26, archived)

I shall have a glass of navy rum

as I shoulda been asleep long.
nutsack healing?

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:21, archived)

mm, drink, that might be a plan

nutsack is ok, the first piercing is pretty much healed, the nasty goop (not that sort) has stopped, so i figure its about sorted

second piercing is still waiting for an enlarging ring so i can get a barbell into it.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:24, archived)

its gotta amaze you

the amount of people that must have your cock in their cache..?

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:30, archived)

lol

i actually have no idea how many poor souls have seen it

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:31, archived)

stalling is when you need to use

the choke

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:17, archived)

chickens?

here? now? I'm not at all ready for this.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:18, archived)

S&M

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:18, archived)

when you start the car

in england sometimes you have to choke it

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:20, archived)

why?

does that affect the fuel/air mixture?

besides, I was only choking!

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:22, archived)

I thought for a minute I might get to put some rubber and oil on you

r car to get your motor purring

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:25, archived)

don't get to excited now...

;)

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:27, archived)

I think the turtlewax has gone to my head.

made it nice and shiny though *:)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:29, archived)

You've got to be careful with that stuff

especially that close to your brain.

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:36, archived)

Is that a game or something?

And where can I find it?

(Enigma_Man, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 6:20, archived)

don't know...

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:16, archived)

yeah they do that to build up the phone bill

Like the sports tipster lines Homer calls up in The Simpsons

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:15, archived)

oh shit

too true,
very sad

makes me angry!

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:12, archived)

I HATE

SADAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Bobguy122, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:51, archived)

very unfortunately

the background text was already cut off :(

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zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:02, archived)

and now......... the end is near..........

and I can see some balloons too.

Goodnight.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:07, archived)

hæhæ!

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Kaiser, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:09, archived)

it fits too

well

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:10, archived)

haha!

I win!

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:11, archived)

what?

you timed out!
I won! I always win!

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zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:12, archived)

I blew you up!

hehehe!

BOOM!

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:14, archived)

it said

that YOU timed out!
I was about to blow you up!
you're a pathological liar.

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zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:17, archived)

it told ME

I won.

Could be that the computer is trying to get us to keep fighting?

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:19, archived)

hmmm.

I have to admit I was distracted at the time of our last volley before I was told it timed out. maybe you won and then I timed out...

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zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:21, archived)

I was thinking

it might be telling us two different stories, so we'd both be happy, not knowing that we were talking to each other somewhere else...

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:23, archived)

it was!

let's go blow it up!

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zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:25, archived)

ok!

let's go!!

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kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:29, archived)

just like the real war

then

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:34, archived)

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