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# It beats working
Anyway this is my mates hi-fi thingy




click me for the whole caboodle!
(Active Hiatus, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Not a comment on anyone's work...


...more a warning of what I shall be posting shortly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:18, archived)
# well
it just had to be done...

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:16, archived)
# Yeah but...
... where's the wang? You can't have a kitten-based hillside fertility symbol without a wang.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:18, archived)
# um
thing is does anyone know if no hands is a male or female cat ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:19, archived)
# we assume he's male
little bastard that he is : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:20, archived)
# i am SO sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:55, archived)
# .

I still love nohands. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:39, archived)
# BushWars
[Edited]


click for Biggie!


(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:11, archived)
# Clicky it
if you know it's huge!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:15, archived)
# that was classy
w00000.....

saddam's grin does it for me. aye, it really does.
(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:16, archived)
# Ahhhggghhh...
...think of the poor dial up users.

You should really make that a link.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:17, archived)
# I' m very impressed
Too good for me.
(Cleggy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Meaning no offence to Lewis Carroll
but you sometimes have to wonder...


Click for more legible...
(I helped save b3ta! Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:10, archived)
# Why wonder?
I thought such usage was already documented?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:12, archived)
# Wasn't it
'shrooms he was into?
(Active Hiatus, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:14, archived)
# Whichever
hallicinogens were definitely involved! :-D
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:25, archived)
# well,there is some truth
the "mad hatters" were actually real, in a sense.
in earlier times, hatmakers used materials that, over time, induced brain damage in a great many of them. thus, the term was coined.
(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:34, archived)
# I shall declaim, thus:
The walruss and the carpenter,
Crossed the sand, hand in hand.
"If only," said the carpenter,
"The law would understand".

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:15, archived)
# Damn, b3tan!
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:39, archived)
# Oh bugger... I thought I'd made it up.
Oh well.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:41, archived)
# I remember it from
The Brand New Monty Python Papperbok from donkeys years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:49, archived)
# the ceasefire may be over, but
are they sure they meant to do this?

www.bbc.co.uk/northernireland/education/blastni/
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:09, archived)
# Cap'n tasteless
Strikes again at the BBC

"Blast!, it'll blow your legs off!"
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:52, archived)
# What Dove doesn't want you to know.
(lucky_13, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:05, archived)
# Oi!
What in the world are you doing with your soap?!?
(W3stwing, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:08, archived)
# Flagrant soap abuse, that is
Is nothing sacred?
(Cleggy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:18, archived)
# Soap!
Put it in a microwave
(Starman Jones, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Some Life Lessons Must Be Learned The Hard Way...


And young Daleks soon learn to follow their parent's advice, but not without the odd mishap along the way!
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:04, archived)
# ahahaha.. ahahhahahhaha, ahhh *cough* *choke* ahhahahhaha *weeze
thats spiffing, you have redeemed whatever sins you have accumulated or can have 2 free sins on me!
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:10, archived)
# Oh, cheers Padre.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:13, archived)
# heheh
the pleasure is all mine, the "playing cybermen" and "i need a wee" are pure class!

*bows deeply*
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:32, archived)
# If I could,
I'd FP this
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:43, archived)
# I love it
I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:18, archived)
# I love it!
I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:40, archived)
# I might get these stained glass designs put in:
Russ Abbott

Bella Emberg
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:03, archived)
# I read that...
...like you were going to put stained glass into Russ Abbott :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:08, archived)
# Cheers, I've added a
:
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:09, archived)
# I actually...
...quite liked the idea.

...the pics are very woo btw. You should submit them to paintmash.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:18, archived)
# They're Pinky, They're Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain.
What? You don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! VeryGnawty, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:00, archived)
# Except that he
has no brain.
FACT
(Harry, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:28, archived)
# now that everyones gone home
read the newsletter
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue83/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:59, archived)
# Yay!
Thanks Rob!
(F1Monkey, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:59, archived)
# the quiz this week
is quite the most filthy thing I have ever seen. Good work.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:01, archived)
# Scary's "Did you know...?"
Did you know that since the Cerne Giant was cut into a hillside just north of Dorchester approximately during the time of the Roman occupation, its wang has steadily increased in length to almost double the original size?

During the Victorian age, the wang was actually turfed over.

A bit of local history there, as if you cared a flying one.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:03, archived)
# I'll give a butterfly's fart for that useful piece of infromation.
I'm much indebted to you, sir.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:08, archived)
# The Angry Bunny is given a
Woo yay!

by two creatures who didn't make it into the newsletter this week.

I have GOT to get me a better camera...
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:11, archived)
# *chuckle*
that's dead cute that is, and ta.
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:57, archived)
# My Ninja Clip
With advice from Rogan and Barry el time Sprout and mnb098mnb I have got this huge clip (about 2 meg I think) down to 160K. But this is still a bit big for clogging up the board, so I've linked it, and put a link to a bigger version.

Will do better next time

160k for dialup

390k for Wide Pipes

*buggers off to Morocco*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:58, archived)
# yay!
ninja of love's arch nemesis hehe.
you probably won't be able to reduce the size anymore, but 160k aint too bad!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:00, archived)
# thanks for all the help
will remember to film somewhere very well lit next time.

The missus is chuffed, that's her first excursion onto the interweb
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:02, archived)
# its
almost like the bit in hawk the slayer where everyone is attacked by tennis balls that have a glowey effect....pretty good that....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:05, archived)
# Thanks
Got better ideas for the next one...

will be better
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:08, archived)
# woo yay!
that's good that is.
and reduced size is verily muchly appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:10, archived)
# mmm...
purdy lady person
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:10, archived)
# you
lookin at my bird?

cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:15, archived)
# I didn't know
you had a budgie
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:18, archived)
# blimey!
that's incredible! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:33, archived)
# Neolithic Spam
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:58, archived)
# Woo
me likey
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:05, archived)
# too
funny!
(lib319, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:07, archived)
# Hooray Henry


It's gourden the gopher...
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:55, archived)
[challenge entry] little bo' selecta come blow your horn.
(I helped save b3ta! browncat247 browncat247, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:47, archived)
# woo yay!!!!
"lil' craiiiiig daviiiid"

edit: " when the herd say baaaaa selectbaaaaa" .apologies
(i see red people, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:50, archived)
# nice
"can you fill the pen"
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:51, archived)
# "what's ewe flava?"
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! browncat247 browncat247, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:53, archived)
# Re-ee-wind.
Bo!
(Ekolb Modnar, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:51, archived)
# ooo is it a monkey?
am i right?
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Jack and the E stalk
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:45, archived)
# Daisy is mad for it too!
Messy cow.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:47, archived)
# from what I see
It looks like he's about to hit him over the head with a very thin black line stick.
(Ekolb Modnar, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry] And now Mr Wolf

The book says you've got to eat me
(Snafu, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:43, archived)
# well
who would`nt ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:45, archived)
# Woo.
I saw wolf once...

a long time ago.
(Ekolb Modnar, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:48, archived)
# did he
try to eat you too?
he took my bloody arm off with his teeth
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:51, archived)
# sorry to threadwaste
but I just found out that my Shipping Forecast tune has made it into the Radio 4 Presentation Office. Apparently the presenters featured on it are really chuffed. So am I.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:43, archived)
# Very Lemon Jelly, it was.
I liked it. Although not the scary bit at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:44, archived)
# (had to get my message near the top of the thread)
woo yay to you sir,
I have to say, I love your stuff,
especially that singles ad tune wot you dun.

w/y/h/p
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:44, archived)
# woo -
well done you!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:44, archived)
# fair do's, you've got a right to be chuffed
a moment of mini fame.
Oh well must dash if I'm to be home in time for the Now show.
Laters
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:44, archived)
# Link please.
Thank you.
[edit] S'okay. Found it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/1003712
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:48, archived)
# That's
well cool, that is.
(Snafu, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:51, archived)
# Wooo!
That's really good!

Woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:54, archived)
# That's truly wonderful.
Woo, and yay, to you.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:55, archived)
# Could you possbily
repost it? I haven't heard it.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:45, archived)
# where?
is there a linky for lazy people who missed it?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:46, archived)
# certainly
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:49, archived)
# woo
is very good. reminds me of the days when I could stay up late enough to hear the shipping forecast at 12:50am.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:51, archived)
# here
here
(I helped save b3ta! tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:53, archived)
# yay
that's great.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:47, archived)
# you should be
it's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:47, archived)
# yep
just listened to it.
it's lovely.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:56, archived)
# superb !
well done
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:48, archived)
# It's...
...beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! DancesWithWeezils, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:50, archived)
# All good tunes
Lovely

w/y/h
(Mr Striding, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:51, archived)
# congratulations
I must admit that I absolutely love that tune, in fact I like all of your stuff that I have heard.

Which currently means the Psshh EP and the Shipping Forecast track

But anyway, very good. Keep up the good work old boy.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:54, archived)
# Listened to it three times in a row now...
...bookmarked it, blogged it, generally said very nice things about it to anyone who's listening, and I can officialy say that is completely bloody brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:59, archived)
# you bloody
fucking bastard

chuffed for you
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:11, archived)

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