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# The world loves Hypno-Cat
(Dean, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:32, archived)
# of course they do!
otherwise he makes that high-pitched noise that makes everyone's brains hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:18, archived)
# 97
wooyays in the collection so far...
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:30, archived)
# feckin A
.
(milk_explosion, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:39, archived)
# a perfect excuse for my new gif
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:41, archived)
# Wow!
I love its little-red-crossyness.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:44, archived)
# bah fiddlesticks!
it works now, but my feelings are hurt beyond repair
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:48, archived)
# Ahh
working now... yay for jellycow!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:47, archived)
# the program I did it with is really
rather nice if a bit limited, worth a look if your anim shop doesn't work (i.e like mine, grrrr)
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:50, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:25, archived)
# Did he make it
on the train in time?
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:28, archived)
# <img src="http://members.lycos.co.uk/pickledpizza/b3ta/wandy.gif">
woo and yay!

woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:29, archived)
# Woo!
Those sneaky bastards! Have they no respect for lines?
(OtaKuno, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:30, archived)
# How's your Monday so far?
In no particular order of slacking....

Dumps taken - 1
Fags smoked - 4
Coffees drunk - 4
Computers broken - 1
Sarnies eaten - 1
Arses scratched - 1
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:20, archived)
# who's arse
did you scratch? Anyone you know?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:21, archived)
# I need...
a grim picture of someone pulling a worm out of someone's eye to stop me eating my lunch now.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:27, archived)
# I think it was mine
but you never can be too sure
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:32, archived)
# This is my Monday morning
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:31, archived)
# Awwww.
Biplanecat nearly escapes, but then at the last minute... BOOM!
Curses.
(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:50, archived)
# Yeah I had trouble with the script
Should he live, should he die?
Or did he let off a flare at the last minute that confused the missile so it went off prematurely?
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:00, archived)
# I think,
knowing Baron Von Cathausen, that he'll be back to bomb penguins another day...
(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] My Imaginary Fwiend
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:18, archived)
# That
Is fucking scary
(Dean, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:19, archived)
# that made me cry...
..and my real name IS Jake.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:23, archived)
# Ah... the memories!
I love twisted comedy.
(OtaKuno, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:28, archived)
# Is he related to this man?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:37, archived)
# i just got this guestbook signature...
The Silver Leopard P has signed your guestbook.

HELLO JACKASS!!!WELL, I'M A HUGE BABYLON ZOO FAN THAT ONLY WANT TO SAY
THAT YOUR WEBSITE TELLING SHITTED-THINGS ABOUT JAS MANN IS REALLY SHIT.
I MIGHT SAY THAT U TOO;).THAT'S ALL,BABY.

Email:
HomePage: FUCK_YOUR_DOG, FUCK_YOUR_MOM
IP: 213.37.86.141
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:15, archived)
# i don't even have
a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:17, archived)
# no one in the world
is a Babylon Zoo fan. I will not accept that.
The rest, fine, that, nope.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:21, archived)
# that's what you get
if you piss off the babylon zoo massive.
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:21, archived)
# Wow.
You should piss off Babylon Zoo fans more often if it gets results like that.
I didn't know there were any Babylon Zoo fans out there. Incredible.
I reckon that WAS Jaz Mann.
(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:22, archived)
# It could well be
I wonder if Jaz writes his lyrics in capital letters?

("PUNGENT SMELLS THEY CONSUMATE MY HOME" Jaz Mann)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:25, archived)
# Probably.
I doubt he ever mastered joined-up handwriting.
Certainly couldn't do any of the other bits of pop song composition anyway...
(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:28, archived)
# monkeon!
you could send leopard piss d or whatever his name is this as a peace offering.
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:40, archived)
# sadly he didn't leave an email
address.

Looking at that - it's probably because "Electronic information tampers with your soul"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:44, archived)
# JAZZ MAN
Me & Jazz Man used to be mates at school but we fell out when he started wearing make up & skirts, and got really into prison sex. The fucker still hasn't given me back my Mr T Special Lookin!
(Matters, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:47, archived)
# are you a wolverhampton boy?
I know I am.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:52, archived)
# No
sorry, Monday madness. I was making it all up! I never really attended the same school as that ladyboy freak. though I did see the Levellers in 96 at the civic hall, both nights! I'm really from Somerset and I've never even met anyone remotely famous except the chuckle brothers at Butlins, Minehead!
(Matters, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:10, archived)
# Mother FUCKER
why can't I login fer chrissake?
(Dr_Phil_Kitten2, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:13, archived)
# thank god
it's finally working.

Rob, you need to kick someone's arse about the login scripts.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:14, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:17, archived)
# oo, I've got one of those!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:57, archived)
# Oh look!
It's fixed.

My computer does it for me....
(Amerella, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:15, archived)
# Crab Bloke & Kath from Eastenders
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:09, archived)
# who's who?
(not crabby or Gilly) the others?????
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:15, archived)
# crab bloke on the
left of Gill and hugo on the right... the others? err...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:19, archived)
# the geezer
on the far right is charlie drake innit?

I'll get me coat..
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:28, archived)
# f*** me that is scary
and hugo looks like he's going to eat her.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:16, archived)
# YAY!
Z-list celeb boozing photo ops rock my world.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:31, archived)
# Is it me
or does the guy on the far rights face look too big for his head?

(apologies if you are reading this, bigfaceman. No offense intended, only implied :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:31, archived)
# Are there more photos
of BigFaceMan?
The potential is limitless
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:32, archived)
# If he's not a b3tan
the londoners here should start a campaign to find and photo him!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:35, archived)
# big face
It looks a bit like someone called Steve I know vaguely. Does that help?
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:45, archived)
# his name is hedley
and he's a very nice chap. You can see another pic here.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:49, archived)
# er
any good? fishbear?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:08, archived)
# Cool
Lets all help Vulga acheive his dreams - add my £20
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:28, archived)
# Huzzah!
Now all I need is a campaign page!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:01, archived)
# Ahhh,
I've just remembered, I'm shit at web design.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Erm,...


This is my imaginary friend,.. the cultured amoungst you may spot the art behind,.. I'm not sure what I was doing with this,.. but I like working in Black and white now.

(HoTWire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:04, archived)
# gosh.
I was sure hypno-cat would be a hit. guess I was just too tired last night. or was it cuz you were all in bed already? I'll post it again just in case.

(zog2, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:04, archived)
# woohoo!
thanks rob, or whoever posted this on the front page. I feel all warm and cuddly now.
(zog2, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:16, archived)
# Hi, My First Post
Heres everyones favourite celebrity Steve Penk with a message for you!
(UKJsGhost, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:00, archived)
# thanks Steve
I'll try to remember that one!

oh and congrats on your first post!
(icedragon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:00, archived)
# As promised
Boom!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:54, archived)
# Wooo!
Yaaay!
Hoooupla!
(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:55, archived)
# Now
I can face the rest of the week. That is most Houpla. Huzzah.
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:56, archived)
# fan...
tastic.

full yay! and woo! to you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:39, archived)
# so far you're todays
(icedragon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:56, archived)
# That
Had a delayed inane giggle factor of about 10 seconds.
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:59, archived)
# the first dead kitten of the day

and its all class.
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:07, archived)
# Giant Terror Cat doesn't like that.

But I do.
(OtaKuno, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:16, archived)
# now then
let's see if I can do this without tomsk over my shoulder...

I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:56, archived)
# halloo
pksekott
(Krista, Thu 18 Apr 2002, 11:03, archived)
# I found this today. I thought I'd share.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:52, archived)
# I'd like to see that
as a football team's badge. Blackpool, perhaps.
(milk_explosion, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:53, archived)
# redifusion -
I sorted out your name - hope you don't mind, but i didn't like seeing you suffer...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:51, archived)
# Here's that tigerbunny again.
(TuffPirat, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:51, archived)
# I know people (and me) are getting bored of these

But it's something to while away a monday morning aint it!?
(icedragon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:48, archived)
# i'm two!
fire and spirit....
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:52, archived)
# I'm
Fire AND Water. Surely that's not possible?
(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:53, archived)
# Guess that means
you can both burn and drown people at the same time... nice.
(icedragon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:55, archived)
# Oh yeah.
Hadn't looked at it that way. Cool.
(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:56, archived)
# Three
Air Fire and spirit.

I wonder if its possible to collect the set...
(Wallz, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:15, archived)
# New song about the interweb...
http://www.geocities.com/bracestower/Homage_to_the_hompage.mp3
Someone let me know if it works...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:46, archived)
# Yup, it works.
It's very good. You must've nearly gone mad finding all those wavs. Or did you just buy "Webpage Welcome Samples Vol. 3"?
(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:50, archived)
# no
I nearly went mad...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:51, archived)
# Well
well done sir.
Thorpe: Surfing the most mundane and soul-destroying sites on the web so you dont have to...
(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:54, archived)
# I managed to get...
about 40 samples in there, whitled down from about 120 that I had downloaded.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:04, archived)
# that is brilliant!


morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:00, archived)
# How do you find sies like that...
Did you save the URL's ???

I wanna see....
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:05, archived)
# thought i'd turn it into a clicky for you
Clicky
(icedragon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:10, archived)
# thank you
I didn't think geocities allowed hotlinking though.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:13, archived)
# bandwidth is fucked
can you email me a copy at [email protected].... (NOTE THE CO.UK, my .COM address will strip the file.)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:11, archived)
# Just have...
pre-empting the bandwidth thing.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:14, archived)
# remember the monorail in the back garden?
How about a rollercoaster then:
clicky

Oh and I'm up for Giving Vulga some dosh.. ready the next totaliser - get furtive to shove fags and vodka down that tube!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:33, archived)
# looks like
it launches you over the roof in the first one
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:36, archived)
# That
is the coolest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. I want my own private rollercoaster. I want one! Now!
(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:41, archived)
# Looks
F**king Dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:50, archived)
# Dangerous
...but fun!
(icedragon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:54, archived)
# that guy has got balls
making a loop in his first home made rollercoaster..
id be scared to death!!!
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:54, archived)
# Woo! Yay!
Just look at the sales rank of my book.
576! 576!
Best it's been for ages.
(Sorry, but I had to tell *somebody*.)
In other news, I woke up with a very impressive erection this morning...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:33, archived)
# Send me one
( not your erection)I want to read it please
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:35, archived)
# a free book?
In this day and age?
Shurely shome pishtake?
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:38, archived)
# No I'll pay
Just send me it and I'll send you a cheque. I just thought that you would get more money if it was not through Amazon.
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:39, archived)
# no, i make more via Amazon
Because I gets my royalties *plus* affiliate revenue...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:46, archived)
# Ok
But now I've read Chapter 16 I feel that I know it all
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:56, archived)
# just chapter 16 then?
what's IN chapter 16?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:40, archived)
# Apparently
it's about secret handshakes and secret milkshakes or something
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:41, archived)
# Chapter 16
As a show of good faith, I shall cut and paste the *entire* contents of Chapter 16 here and now on the B3TA board, free of charge:

Chapter 16
Unsolicited Email (Spam)

DON'T DO IT!



;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:51, archived)
# does that mean we can pay 1/16th less of the price
now we've read chapter 16?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:55, archived)
# is sneakily letting us know you've written
a book and hiding it as a woo yay one of your marketing tactics? :)
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:38, archived)
# It worked on me
I'm trying to buy one off the bugger
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:39, archived)
# maybe
that's what's in chapter 16 ?
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:48, archived)
# that I've got a book or two...
.. is common knowledge. The high ranking makes it woo-worthy.
BTW, my Imaginary Friend is on the way. I hope you all like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:48, archived)

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