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The world loves Hypno-Cat

(Dean, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:32, archived)

of course they do!

otherwise he makes that high-pitched noise that makes everyone's brains hurt.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:18, archived)

wooyays in the collection so far...
clicky

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vbloke OLDSKOOL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:30, archived)

feckin A

(milk_explosion, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:39, archived)

a perfect excuse for my new gif

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:41, archived)

Wow!

I love its little-red-crossyness.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:44, archived)

bah fiddlesticks!

it works now, but my feelings are hurt beyond repair

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:48, archived)

Ahh

working now... yay for jellycow!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:47, archived)

the program I did it with is really

rather nice if a bit limited, worth a look if your anim shop doesn't work (i.e like mine, grrrr)

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:50, archived)

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santexo, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:25, archived)

Did he make it

on the train in time?

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:28, archived)

<img src="http://members.lycos.co.uk/pickledpizza/b3ta/wandy.gif">

woo and yay!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:29, archived)

Woo!

Those sneaky bastards! Have they no respect for lines?

(OtaKuno, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:30, archived)

How's your Monday so far?

In no particular order of slacking....

Dumps taken - 1
Fags smoked - 4
Coffees drunk - 4
Computers broken - 1
Sarnies eaten - 1
Arses scratched - 1

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Ted, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:20, archived)

who's arse

did you scratch? Anyone you know?

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pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:21, archived)

I need...

a grim picture of someone pulling a worm out of someone's eye to stop me eating my lunch now.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:27, archived)

I think it was mine

but you never can be too sure

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Ted, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:32, archived)

This is my Monday morning

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:31, archived)

Awwww.

Biplanecat nearly escapes, but then at the last minute... BOOM!
Curses.

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:50, archived)

Yeah I had trouble with the script

Should he live, should he die?
Or did he let off a flare at the last minute that confused the missile so it went off prematurely?

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:00, archived)

I think,

knowing Baron Von Cathausen, that he'll be back to bomb penguins another day...

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:20, archived)

My Imaginary Fwiend

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:18, archived)

That

Is fucking scary

(Dean, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:19, archived)

that made me cry...

..and my real name IS Jake.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:23, archived)

Ah... the memories!

I love twisted comedy.

(OtaKuno, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:28, archived)

Is he related to this man?

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:37, archived)

i just got this guestbook signature...

The Silver Leopard P has signed your guestbook.

HELLO JACKASS!!!WELL, I'M A HUGE BABYLON ZOO FAN THAT ONLY WANT TO SAY
THAT YOUR WEBSITE TELLING SHITTED-THINGS ABOUT JAS MANN IS REALLY SHIT.
I MIGHT SAY THAT U TOO;).THAT'S ALL,BABY.

Email:
HomePage: FUCK_YOUR_DOG, FUCK_YOUR_MOM
IP: 213.37.86.141

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:15, archived)

i don't even have

a dog.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:17, archived)

no one in the world

is a Babylon Zoo fan. I will not accept that.
The rest, fine, that, nope.

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pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:21, archived)

that's what you get

if you piss off the babylon zoo massive.

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big daft dave, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:21, archived)

Wow.

You should piss off Babylon Zoo fans more often if it gets results like that.
I didn't know there were any Babylon Zoo fans out there. Incredible.
I reckon that WAS Jaz Mann.

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:22, archived)

It could well be

I wonder if Jaz writes his lyrics in capital letters?

("PUNGENT SMELLS THEY CONSUMATE MY HOME" Jaz Mann)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:25, archived)

Probably.

I doubt he ever mastered joined-up handwriting.
Certainly couldn't do any of the other bits of pop song composition anyway...

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:28, archived)

monkeon!

you could send leopard piss d or whatever his name is this as a peace offering.

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big daft dave, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:40, archived)

sadly he didn't leave an email

address.

Looking at that - it's probably because "Electronic information tampers with your soul"

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:44, archived)

JAZZ MAN

Me & Jazz Man used to be mates at school but we fell out when he started wearing make up & skirts, and got really into prison sex. The fucker still hasn't given me back my Mr T Special Lookin!

(Matters, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:47, archived)

are you a wolverhampton boy?

I know I am.

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rob, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:52, archived)

sorry, Monday madness. I was making it all up! I never really attended the same school as that ladyboy freak. though I did see the Levellers in 96 at the civic hall, both nights! I'm really from Somerset and I've never even met anyone remotely famous except the chuckle brothers at Butlins, Minehead!

(Matters, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:10, archived)

Mother FUCKER

why can't I login fer chrissake?

(Dr_Phil_Kitten2, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:13, archived)

thank god

it's finally working.

Rob, you need to kick someone's arse about the login scripts.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:14, archived)

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:17, archived)

oo, I've got one of those!!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:57, archived)

Oh look!

It's fixed.

My computer does it for me....

(Amerella, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:15, archived)

Crab Bloke & Kath from Eastenders

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rob, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:09, archived)

who's who?

(not crabby or Gilly) the others?????

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:15, archived)

crab bloke on the

left of Gill and hugo on the right... the others? err...

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pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:19, archived)

the geezer

on the far right is charlie drake innit?

I'll get me coat..

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:28, archived)

f*** me that is scary

and hugo looks like he's going to eat her.

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pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:16, archived)

YAY!

Z-list celeb boozing photo ops rock my world.

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crab_bloke), Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:31, archived)

Is it me

or does the guy on the far rights face look too big for his head?

(apologies if you are reading this, bigfaceman. No offense intended, only implied :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:31, archived)

Are there more photos

of BigFaceMan?
The potential is limitless

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:32, archived)

If he's not a b3tan

the londoners here should start a campaign to find and photo him!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:35, archived)

big face

It looks a bit like someone called Steve I know vaguely. Does that help?

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:45, archived)

his name is hedley

and he's a very nice chap. You can see another pic here.

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rob, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:49, archived)

any good? fishbear?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:08, archived)

Cool

Lets all help Vulga acheive his dreams - add my £20

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:28, archived)

Huzzah!

Now all I need is a campaign page!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:01, archived)

Ahhh,

I've just remembered, I'm shit at web design.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:01, archived)

Erm,...

This is my imaginary friend,.. the cultured amoungst you may spot the art behind,.. I'm not sure what I was doing with this,.. but I like working in Black and white now.

(HoTWire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:04, archived)

gosh.

I was sure hypno-cat would be a hit. guess I was just too tired last night. or was it cuz you were all in bed already? I'll post it again just in case.

(zog2, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:04, archived)

woohoo!

thanks rob, or whoever posted this on the front page. I feel all warm and cuddly now.

(zog2, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:16, archived)

Hi, My First Post

Heres everyones favourite celebrity Steve Penk with a message for you!

(UKJsGhost, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:00, archived)

thanks Steve

I'll try to remember that one!

oh and congrats on your first post!

(icedragon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:00, archived)

As promised

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:54, archived)

Wooo!

Yaaay!
Hoooupla!

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:55, archived)

Now

I can face the rest of the week. That is most Houpla. Huzzah.

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:56, archived)

fan...

tastic.

full yay! and woo! to you sir!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:39, archived)

so far you're todays

(icedragon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:56, archived)

That

Had a delayed inane giggle factor of about 10 seconds.
Excellent

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:59, archived)

the first dead kitten of the day

and its all class.

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santexo, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:07, archived)

Giant Terror Cat doesn't like that.

But I do.

(OtaKuno, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:16, archived)

now then

let's see if I can do this without tomsk over my shoulder...

Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:56, archived)

halloo

pksekott

(Krista, Thu 18 Apr 2002, 11:03, archived)

I found this today. I thought I'd share.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:52, archived)

I'd like to see that

as a football team's badge. Blackpool, perhaps.

(milk_explosion, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:53, archived)

redifusion -

I sorted out your name - hope you don't mind, but i didn't like seeing you suffer...

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pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:51, archived)

Here's that tigerbunny again.

(TuffPirat, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:51, archived)

I know people (and me) are getting bored of these

But it's something to while away a monday morning aint it!?

(icedragon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:48, archived)

i'm two!

fire and spirit....

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DaWolfey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:52, archived)

I'm

Fire AND Water. Surely that's not possible?

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:53, archived)

Guess that means

you can both burn and drown people at the same time... nice.

(icedragon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:55, archived)

Oh yeah.

Hadn't looked at it that way. Cool.

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:56, archived)

Three

Air Fire and spirit.

I wonder if its possible to collect the set...

(Wallz, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:15, archived)

New song about the interweb...

http://www.geocities.com/bracestower/Homage_to_the_hompage.mp3
Someone let me know if it works...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:46, archived)

Yup, it works.

It's very good. You must've nearly gone mad finding all those wavs. Or did you just buy "Webpage Welcome Samples Vol. 3"?

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:50, archived)

I nearly went mad...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:51, archived)

Well

well done sir.
Thorpe: Surfing the most mundane and soul-destroying sites on the web so you dont have to...

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:54, archived)

I managed to get...

about 40 samples in there, whitled down from about 120 that I had downloaded.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:04, archived)

that is brilliant!

morning all!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:00, archived)

How do you find sies like that...

Did you save the URL's ???

I wanna see....

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Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:05, archived)

thought i'd turn it into a clicky for you

Clicky

(icedragon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:10, archived)

thank you

I didn't think geocities allowed hotlinking though.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:13, archived)

bandwidth is fucked

can you email me a copy at [email protected].... (NOTE THE CO.UK, my .COM address will strip the file.)

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rob, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:11, archived)

Just have...

pre-empting the bandwidth thing.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:14, archived)

remember the monorail in the back garden?

How about a rollercoaster then:
clicky

Oh and I'm up for Giving Vulga some dosh.. ready the next totaliser - get furtive to shove fags and vodka down that tube!

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Darkedge, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:33, archived)

looks like

it launches you over the roof in the first one

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dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:36, archived)

That

is the coolest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. I want my own private rollercoaster. I want one! Now!

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:41, archived)

Looks

F**king Dangerous

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DontHaveAClue, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:50, archived)

Dangerous

...but fun!

(icedragon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:54, archived)

that guy has got balls

making a loop in his first home made rollercoaster..
id be scared to death!!!

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DaWolfey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:54, archived)

Woo! Yay!

Just look at the sales rank of my book.
576! 576!
Best it's been for ages.
(Sorry, but I had to tell *somebody*.)
In other news, I woke up with a very impressive erection this morning...

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:33, archived)

Send me one

( not your erection)I want to read it please

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:35, archived)

a free book?

In this day and age?
Shurely shome pishtake?
;o)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:38, archived)

No I'll pay

Just send me it and I'll send you a cheque. I just thought that you would get more money if it was not through Amazon.

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:39, archived)

no, i make more via Amazon

Because I gets my royalties *plus* affiliate revenue...

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:46, archived)

But now I've read Chapter 16 I feel that I know it all

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:56, archived)

just chapter 16 then?

what's IN chapter 16?

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pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:40, archived)

Apparently

it's about secret handshakes and secret milkshakes or something

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:41, archived)

Chapter 16

As a show of good faith, I shall cut and paste the *entire* contents of Chapter 16 here and now on the B3TA board, free of charge:

Chapter 16
Unsolicited Email (Spam)

DON'T DO IT!

;o)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:51, archived)

does that mean we can pay 1/16th less of the price

now we've read chapter 16?
:)

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DaWolfey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:55, archived)

is sneakily letting us know you've written

a book and hiding it as a woo yay one of your marketing tactics? :)

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DaWolfey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:38, archived)

It worked on me

I'm trying to buy one off the bugger

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:39, archived)

maybe

that's what's in chapter 16 ?

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DaWolfey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:48, archived)

that I've got a book or two...

.. is common knowledge. The high ranking makes it woo-worthy.
BTW, my Imaginary Friend is on the way. I hope you all like him.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 9:48, archived)

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