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# Is tonight the night for threadwastes...
or is it just me? :S

mod edit:

what? if flibz can piss around, so can i!
(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:38, archived)
# every night is the night for threadwastes
welcome to the nightshift.


OI OI FUCKERS! OW WE ALL DOIN TONIGHT?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:39, archived)
# I'm being a cunt.
So it's business as usual. Et toi?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:40, archived)
# generally shittin meself over looming exams....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:45, archived)
# You will come bottom
in ze whole vorld.

/young ones
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:13, archived)
# quick run
someone just mentioned zippy
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:41, archived)
# afternoon.
you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:41, archived)
# late tea-time
you granny fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:42, archived)
# Yo
I'm off to bed now
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:41, archived)
# Just feel lucky you missed
the lemmings..
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:42, archived)
# The lemmings
were kind of cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:45, archived)
#
I like them too.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:48, archived)
# stop TW and post a pic!
i need funnies!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:40, archived)
# just you
and your dawwwwwg
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:40, archived)
# teehee.
mod you are so cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:46, archived)
# thats very
Spacefishy
Yay to flowers
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:46, archived)
# mystery mod
rocks
edit: perhaps less mysterious than first thought :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:47, archived)
# Now, how do I know
that Spacefish edited that?!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:48, archived)
# coz
its hosted at Glastonbridge, perchance?

;P
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:50, archived)
# raaar
i've been mod-edited! lemme delete...
(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:50, archived)
# go for it
it was only ingest
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:53, archived)
# feels better now
ta guys
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:34, archived)
# *looks up*
thread.
*looks down*
thread.

magic.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:35, archived)
# hehe
can I?
please?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:35, archived)
# yes
yes you may, but tell him you love him afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:36, archived)
# ok
Threadwaste!!!!
But we love you really
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:36, archived)
# oh
sorry

*zips mouth*
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:37, archived)
# Tom doesn't like you!
He's scared of you!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:39, archived)
# Looking at your profile
and woo! I've seen Raging Speedhorn live five times!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:43, archived)
# I missed them
when they played near me:( boo

Nevermind...I'll get to see them another time:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:44, archived)
# I've stood next to Frank, one of the singers
he was wearing a 'Cliff Richard' T-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:46, archived)
# careful
zippyness can get you into trouble... dunno if he's around right now but you ought to look out
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:39, archived)
# FUCK SHIT PISS MINGE CUNT BOLLOCKS TWAT BASTARD BLEEDING BUGGERY!!!
A FUCKING ZIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR A FUCKING ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:41, archived)
# OMFGWTFHSTFULAMERZKTHXBYE?!
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:43, archived)
# Calm down a bit Tom
it's not like they posted a picture of a...
one of those things.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:43, archived)
# the thought is bad enough!
I fuckong HATE zippy off rainbow.....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:43, archived)
# your fucking lucky i turned images off
cos i know what that is.....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:44, archived)
# Yes,
and there are simply not enough swearwords in all the languages of the world for you to describe your reaction to it, so that worked out nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:50, archived)
# WOW
I can nearly see his willy!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:45, archived)
# You would
be the one to look for it.

perv
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:47, archived)
# *acts innocent*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:58, archived)
# 'knows you're not'
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:00, archived)
# Oh, go on then.
But put it back when you've finished with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:36, archived)
# dirty boy
put it down you don't know where its been
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:36, archived)
# I know exactly where it's been
...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:37, archived)
# *raises eyebrows*
hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:38, archived)
# what the
hell is going on here?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:36, archived)
# i dunno
i just took my picture down
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:36, archived)
# yarrrrrrrrrr
i be abusing the cabin boy.

haharrrrrrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:37, archived)
# Nice name change
sir hand jobbie lol
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:38, archived)
# Roger the cabin boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:39, archived)
# so you felt like
a threadwaste was necessary?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:38, archived)
# 2 in fact
he deleted my 'goodnight' message, so I'm obliged to stay a bit longer...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:39, archived)
# Sure,
blame it on the n00b! Addict!!
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:42, archived)
# But I've only posted
3000 times since xmas... oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:43, archived)
# Yeah I've only
posted 1500 times since May..oh..erm..damn!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:49, archived)
# It's quite alarming when you look at your profile
and there's 500 more posts than last time
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:50, archived)
# I know, you begin to wonder
"How did I get so many more posts?"

Then you realise, oh, maybe this is how.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:54, archived)
# yep
another 1....
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:57, archived)
# i can't seem
to stop!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:00, archived)
# *beats you with an inlay card from a CD*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:37, archived)
# gone
*sob*
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:30, archived)
# HEY!!!
You didn't have to!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:31, archived)
# But why?
I liked it.
Just cos it's been done before doesn't mean that we don't want it! After all, there's only about 10 original ideas in the world, and they were all done before I was born.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:31, archived)
# ideas !!
ideas
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:35, archived)
# aww you shoulda kept it up
every1 has bad posts... and that wasn't too terrible
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:31, archived)
# thank you
!
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:32, archived)
# frankly if you'd seen some of mine
:s
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:32, archived)
# But I
liked it
:(
(kryptik, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:31, archived)
# blame baz
he's a cock
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:31, archived)
# He's got a point y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:32, archived)
# If I'm going
to blame you for someone else's threadwaste, I might as well crack on and blame you for 3rd world hunger, environmental pollution and fundamentalist despotism. Baz, Baz, Baz, what would BBC News do without you?
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:37, archived)
# I should probably also point out that
I was script-writer for Birds of a Feather. Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:38, archived)
# That
is unforgivable
(kryptik, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:40, archived)
# Those 3 I listed
weren't so bad, but Birds Of A Feather is unfor-fucking-givable!!!
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:41, archived)
# i just stubbed my toe
can you add that to the 'Baz is a Bastard and its All His Fault' list?
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:39, archived)
# I read that as cook
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:32, archived)
# fnarr
you said 'cook'
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:33, archived)
# So did you!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:34, archived)
# I didn't say
cock
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:35, archived)
# YOU JUST DID!!!!
Ahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:35, archived)
# Awww
everyone smells
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:36, archived)
# GRIME €1!
GRIME €1
GRIME €1

takers?

i should go to bed. here, have small spam. ratemyhue
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:31, archived)
# Blimey.
You're a one-man grimewave.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:33, archived)
# i cover things
in special sludge.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:34, archived)
# noooooooo
dont worry about if someone has done it before.
if you made it, its good enough for me, n sod everyone else.
my pics are shite usually, i still post, just take the abuse as a form of constructive criticism and love. Pisses em off no end ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:32, archived)
# this is a threadwaste.
before, it was normal and good and i wanted to hug everybody.
Now I want to insert forks in everybodies rectums.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:33, archived)
# Eating forks
or gardening forks?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:33, archived)
# Norks?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:35, archived)
# Bjork's Norks?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:36, archived)
# A garden bjork
to turn over the rustic sods
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:38, archived)
# Yarr.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:39, archived)
# liar
you've been spoling to puncture those around you with kitchen utensils all evening
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:34, archived)
# true.
very true.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:35, archived)
# My mother
can cook up a mean curry.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:17, archived)
# the hummus is strong in you tonight.....
w/y/h/p/d
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:18, archived)
# what is
the d for?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:20, archived)
# Piss
of mind
(kryptik, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:21, archived)
# triple piss
no less.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:22, archived)
# d?
d?
What is a d?
(kryptik, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:21, archived)
# cyclic
mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:22, archived)
# d?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:21, archived)
# drizgringle :D
a good word that never caught on :(
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:22, archived)
# oh good lord.
i got a drizgringle!

Yay!

*skips around the room*

I bet i still don't get a frontpage though.

*sobs while wanking*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:24, archived)
# giggle
snort

yay
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:19, archived)
# just enough for one
thats mean.
(carlossthejackass, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:19, archived)
# dear lord
thats the worst pun i've ever seen

i love you and want you to have my children... well some of them anyway
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:19, archived)
# can i have
the clever one?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:21, archived)
# but then youd have
no one to show off too!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:23, archived)
# nah you can have the
nice tasting ones :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:24, archived)
# Are you offering to sell your children
for meat? *calls NSPCC*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:28, archived)
# well i go from port to port
it seems greedy to keep em all
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:30, archived)
# hahaha
i thought you were writing a letter to god

Dear Lord,

I want to have your children
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:22, archived)
# well... the female ones
;)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:23, archived)
# the female gods?
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:23, archived)
# no i want to <i>have</i> your children
the female ones
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:24, archived)
# AHHHHH!
well then i will have the males
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:25, archived)
# i take it you are either a ladytypebod
or a homeosextant... i could check your profile for clues but instead i will assume you are an igloo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:28, archived)
# hahahahaha!
wee
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Your mother
needs a good slap.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:19, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
curry
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:19, archived)
# haha
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:20, archived)
# Snort!
thats good
(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:21, archived)
# Last refresh been done
good pic and stuff.

Night all
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:21, archived)
# nighty night Koit
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:25, archived)
# last refresh for me too...
woo to pic... goodnight to all...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:26, archived)
# night night
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:27, archived)
# that's special
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:24, archived)
# Hit it with your spoon
that'll teach it!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:25, archived)
# don't wory.
I ate it.

now it has to go through my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:27, archived)
# *slaps cock on desk*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:31, archived)
# i'm not touching that.
for a start, it's got a bird's nest in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:36, archived)
# Night all
(I helped save b3ta! welshtroll, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:13, archived)
# now thats
a bobby dazzler
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:14, archived)
# night
I'm going to be humming the oompa loompa song all night now, damn it
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:14, archived)
# oompa lumpa obedy doo
i've got another bargain for you
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:15, archived)
# brill
that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:15, archived)
# you're not the same person as reverend dan!
i always thought he was just schizophrenic... doh.
(pinky shminky, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:18, archived)
# I'm not schizophrenic
neither am I
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Badum
...


...


...tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:20, archived)
# sorry
I really am
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:20, archived)
# I'd like to think you meant that.
I would, I really would, I just can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:22, archived)
# Bad jokes are entirely unlike good wine
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:24, archived)
# NIghty night
you person, whom I'm not familiar with.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:16, archived)
# that really is..
cheap as chips
(carlossthejackass, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:17, archived)
# bloodeh marvellous, that!
goodnight duke, goodnight moon, goodnight green room and red balloon.
goodnight stars, goodnight air, goodnight b3tans everywhere.
(pinky shminky, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:17, archived)
# not quite..
orange enough though...
(carlossthejackass, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:18, archived)
# It's un canny!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:20, archived)
# with thanks to mictoboy for the pixel portrait
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:13, archived)
# welll screw you hippy
night night
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:14, archived)
# the difference between me and a hippy
is that a hippy would never pick you up by the ankles and smash your face into the floor when you call him a hippy...
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:15, archived)
# yeh i would.


..i mean... they might...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:16, archived)
# i always get called a hippy now
tis curious... it aint even as if my hair is long or anything
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:16, archived)
# night
night
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:14, archived)
# night night
shame you have to miss SUPER-HAPPY-FUN TIME! though
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:15, archived)
# GIMME A G
GIMME AN A
GIMME A Y
GIMME A T
GIMME A I
GIMME A M
GIMME AN E
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:17, archived)
# a 'I'? a 'M'?
what are you? primary school? :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:19, archived)
# See
that's what drugs do to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:20, archived)
# hmmmmm....



*nods knowingly*
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:21, archived)
# no
im in the same course of pedantic cuntness that you passed last year....
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:21, archived)
# pedantic cuntness 3a?
oh that's not fun. let me know how you get on....
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:22, archived)
# A G, AN A, A Y, A T, A I, A M, AN E
Done and done.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:20, archived)
# Ah.
What's she been up to since ABBA split up?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:23, archived)
# Not sure,
about 5'7" I think...
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:26, archived)
# good night
and may hoardes of Succubus wing you to your dante-drenched night terrors
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:15, archived)
# aww
you say the sweetest things..... :D

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:15, archived)
# no
no i dont. Now fuck off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:22, archived)
# nah
im in the tree out side your house witha video camera and a night sight
i wanna see you take off your makeup :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:24, archived)
# thats cute
shame i am at work
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:25, archived)
# is ok
i can wait....

anyway

finished rolling me spliff
i really am off to bed now....

nn m8
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:27, archived)
# enjoy!
nighty night Mascot :)
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:28, archived)
# I got one of them

Thanks mictoboy!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:20, archived)
# anyone understand it?



anyone like it?
(Hunting bears, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:09, archived)
# yes
president... cigar
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:11, archived)
# heh
I thought it was a zeppelin...
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:12, archived)
# i've given up
on george bush posts... in general they ceased to be funny months ago... sorry
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:12, archived)
# urg
does anyone see whats at the end of the cigar
(Hunting bears, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:12, archived)
# no
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:13, archived)
# crack
or blu-tac?
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:13, archived)
# cum
stains?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:13, archived)
# monica lewinsky?
?
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:14, archived)
# he he
(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:15, archived)
# thank you
woo to you too
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:15, archived)
# *sotto voce*
Wrong pres....
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:15, archived)
# thats the whole joke
oh nevermind
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:16, archived)
# Ahhh, then
carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:17, archived)
# Archduke Ferdinand?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:14, archived)
# vom
it?
(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Is it a cartoon drawing
of a green goose spitting water?
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:15, archived)
# no sillies
its puff

the magick dragon

/edit see it yet?
(Hunting bears, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:16, archived)
# i thought it was
bush smoking a comedy cigar with some green pixels on the end
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:18, archived)
# Nnnnnnnnnnnno
In, fact, now it looks more like a goose. I think you should just say its a goose.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:21, archived)
# that still
cracks me up every time
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:26, archived)
# that
has been done a million times

but maybe not by you
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:31, archived)
# FIRE?!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:17, archived)
# light me up boy!
i gotta smoke!
(carlossthejackass, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:16, archived)
# lol... im not too sure what to say about these.
(applecore, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:09, archived)
# glasscock
but still funny
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:09, archived)
# blimy...
we still doin glass cock then?
(carlossthejackass, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:12, archived)
# it's just a word
a part of b3ta's peculiar lexis as far as I am aware..
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:13, archived)
# love your bum!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:10, archived)
# heh heh heh heh...
hee hee hee...
(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:11, archived)
# repost?
i saw this before
(Hunting bears, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:12, archived)
# this is a guinea
pig
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:12, archived)
# are
you entirely sure about that? looks like a mop with red eyes
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:13, archived)
# It looks more like a partially
shredded set of playing cards.
(_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:13, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaay!
that's a guinea pig you can take to the bank!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:23, archived)
# oh god I need sleep
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Don't we all....
nice pic
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:06, archived)
# GAAAAH
stop picking your nose with toad-things for God's sake!
(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:06, archived)
# hey now
they're not MY nostrils... I don't have nearly that amount of stubble. =P
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:08, archived)
# wait till puberty
lol
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:08, archived)
# heh
while I'd normally be thrilled if people thought I was that young... I'm an old fogey heh puberty has been and gone for me.

you kids today... you have it too easy. I had to walk to school 6 miles in the snow, uphill both ways...
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:10, archived)
# naked?
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:16, archived)
# only
on halloween. Wouldn't be fair to scare the neighbours all year round, you know...
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:18, archived)
# i was wondering.
because i used that nose in a picture earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:09, archived)
# yeah
those nostrils were just crying out to be f*cked with...
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:11, archived)
# phew...
you had me scared there for a moment
(judging by the pic in your bio....i was wondering why you had such a masculine nose.........)
(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:12, archived)
# i recommend beconase
good for clearing allergies, blocked noses and nostrils filled with minicreatures.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:07, archived)
# nose goblins!
AH!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:07, archived)
# but a life of grime is on next
great post midnight entertainment...

incidentally am i the only person ewho really really likes the film shooting fish?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:08, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:09, archived)
# ?
you actually film yourself shooting fish?

quite bizarre
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Hey, you've um
you've got a little...erm..just a little something...right...there, by your nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:15, archived)
# .

sorry to dial-uppers... I got it as small as I could

[ok... I fixed the IP address :o)]
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Bwahahahahaahahaha!
That's wonderful.
(smoothie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:06, archived)
# BAAAHAHAHA
ohhh yessss
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:07, archived)
# snort
snuffle

I likes that. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:09, archived)
# that's a work
of genius
(_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:09, archived)
# i really wish i was using my linux now
but i can't get my network card working with it :(
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:10, archived)
# I can't see the end of
this for some reason, it won't load. I'm sure it's great though! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:12, archived)
# probably...
...because my server's creaking under the load, and my router is beginning to smoke. try again when it's not on the main page.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:17, archived)
# Yay!
Saw it! It was good!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:21, archived)
# That's
a slice of high-class wooage, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:16, archived)
# i have an
(I helped save b3ta! welshtroll, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:05, archived)
# dancing egg!
hullo egg.
(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:05, archived)
# i suspect there is punage afoot
but i don't see it...

woo for a dancing egg if it was really meant as obscurism
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:09, archived)
#



FLOWERS ARE LOVELY
WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT THEM?
I'M GLAD THEY EXIST













(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:03, archived)
# *stares blankly*
i don't get it, but woo anyways
(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:04, archived)
# aaaaaaaarghhh
my eyes. time for bed.

night night you fuckers :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:04, archived)
# see ya rev
*slap*
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:06, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST
oh, hang on its Spacefish
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:04, archived)
# epilepsy again
epilepsy song

grrrrr
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:05, archived)
# *twitch*
dies
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Again you astound me
with your mental activity.

PS - how is you at the mo' ? - Improved ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:06, archived)
# I would have thought that last question was redundant
in light of the evidence above.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:07, archived)
# a man with a keen sense
more like you please. More I say.

Fucking more I say !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Steady on
old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:15, archived)
# yeah, all good mate
rather looking forward to a summer of unrepressed alcoholism and jobhunting (such a sensible combination). i take it you've been keeping well?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:09, archived)
# man
with a plan!
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:12, archived)
# As much as possible
I've not been overly sensible on the eating though. Either eating too much or too less. I am such an all or nothing person, it's annoying.

Job-hunting and alcohol is a good combo. I might jump on that bandwagon, although I need a job in order to fuel said habit.
Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:13, archived)
# I know a couple of elderly chaps who live outside Old Street station
who would disagree with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:17, archived)
# YEAH!
argh... people tromboned elephant ailment! I CANT FUCKING HUMUS! Sellotape cocaphony nuttage!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:06, archived)
# tense .... me?
hmmmm
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:07, archived)
# Hahaha.
You don't get the cliquey in-jokes!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:09, archived)
# no
i just dont spend all my time on the internet talking to my 'friends'
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:09, archived)
# anyway
shut up

i'm supposed to be ignoring you
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:10, archived)
# i wish i had some
'friends'


all i have are friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:11, archived)
# You're lucky.
All I have are fiends. Get off, get off you bastards. AAAARRRGGGHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:13, archived)
# I know.
We don't like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:10, archived)
# well
split personality?

why dont you two shut up
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:13, archived)
# PARP!
You're not doing a very good job of ignoring me.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:16, archived)
# ow
my brain hurts
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:06, archived)
# dont do that,....
i'm epi........................
(carlossthejackass, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Oooh,
thought that was Saboteur (Speccy 48K) loading up there for a sec.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:09, archived)
# I'm confused
*pisses his pants*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:12, archived)
# Oh god
What have you been smoking?

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:14, archived)
# listen to lo boob oscillator (by stereolab)
and look at that again. perfect sense
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:15, archived)
# *Loads up kazaa*
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Done worse.
Easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:56, archived)
# i bet
she was.
(pinky shminky, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:59, archived)
# i got bored
and enlarged her boobies.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:59, archived)
# not sian, is it?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:00, archived)
# those have
been enlarged?
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:00, archived)
# dissapointingly,
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:01, archived)
# is there a proper word for
"sag-ified"?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:02, archived)
# i think
"sag-ified" will do just nicely
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:02, archived)
# i was going to say
any lower and she could tuck em into her belt
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:03, archived)
# or use 'em
to wipe her ass
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:05, archived)
# discomboobulated
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:03, archived)
# yay
for norks
(el pedro, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:00, archived)
# oh jeeeeeeeeeeez..... she's an old girlfriend......
of yours.
(carlossthejackass, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:11, archived)
# yowl
bad thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:56, archived)
# hmmm
think i went out with it once
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:57, archived)
# you two
the tart
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:58, archived)
# her toungue wasn't
that curious yellow hue
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:58, archived)
# I heard rumours about what she does with it
I was kinda hoping to find out, but no, she kept the protective paperbag on her head at all times.

(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:01, archived)
# mebe she just really
likes the yellow fruit pastels
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Remember Kids
Smoking makes you look like a disturbed freakazoid. Plus it makes your teeth rot, and your tongue grow fur. That is all.
(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:57, archived)
# i know her
she bit me
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:58, archived)
# ahhhhhhhh.....
i've been away tooooooooo long,(broken foot parts) errr not an anogram.
(carlossthejackass, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:58, archived)
# i love
nose foldage! (and your new name... hmmm...)
(pinky shminky, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:00, archived)
# stop trying to confuse us with new names....
theres only you and strange god that does disturbing shit like this.
(carlossthejackass, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:03, archived)
# *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:04, archived)
# carrry on.......
carry on......
(carlossthejackass, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:08, archived)
# HEY!
You posted a piccy... an imitation of me, and I missed it.

Any chance you can do a repost? Juss for me?

(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:09, archived)
# what are you
banging on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:13, archived)
# that's
erm...


*moves onto next picture
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:17, archived)
# Thieving little get
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)
# mmm
self replenishing drugs
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:52, archived)
# its a dreamof mine
everlasting pot
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:53, archived)
# bloody pikeys
lovely pic though!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:52, archived)
# omfg
wtf kind of a lame ass roach is that ffs!!!!!!!

before you go postiong pics of your habits learn to skin up ffs!!!!!

(woo btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:53, archived)
# I never made it, done blame me
googled for spliff
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:54, archived)
# then thats acceptable,.,,,,,,
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)
# That is wonderful
I love it
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:53, archived)
# tsk tsk
drugs are bad...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:54, archived)
# they're fucking not you know
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)
# you tell 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)
# yeah
i kinda know... i'm teetoal now but only because i had the feeling that i was permanently stoned and only felt sober when i was high
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:56, archived)
# i'd say generalisations were bad
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:56, archived)
# nah with out a good generalisation
everything would go to pot....
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:57, archived)
# pot?
There you go again. Drugs are bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:58, archived)
# read above
further above you pedantic fuck !!
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Hang on
did you just say I've got a pendulous cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:01, archived)
# no i said you were
a donkey gobbler
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:04, archived)
# speeking of skinning up
one before bedtime me thinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:59, archived)
# He's a
Borrower!
(pinky shminky, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:59, archived)
# try this
drugs test
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Oi!
Piss off with your star wars spam!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:57, archived)
# i give up with you
baz... please try to ignore me, as i will ignore you
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:58, archived)
# you can't ignore
baz.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:59, archived)
# er.. yes i can
look



see?
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:01, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:01, archived)
# i did
you posted it down there, remember?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:58, archived)
# oh yeah
but now seeing as someone brought it up again.....
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:59, archived)
# so if i say 'drugs' now
are you going to post it again?





drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:02, archived)
# er...
how about 'NO'
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:03, archived)
# You seem awfully tense.
Should probably lay off the weed for a while, it's obviously making you paranoid.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:04, archived)
# or masturbate
always helps me calm down.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:05, archived)
# But there's only one way to do it...
masturbating and crying, rocking slowly back and forth.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:08, archived)
# Tony's new play thing - Gordon still not amused
(I helped save b3ta! Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:49, archived)
# well positioned
seems force feeding is government's new plan
(el pedro, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:50, archived)
# they make the rest of us take it up the arse....
why not each other?
(carlossthejackass, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Barry out of the Bee Geese - 1st Post
(Idid, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:49, archived)
# How rare!
I'm sure you'll fit in wonderfully. Welcome aboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:50, archived)
# woo
and welcome to the gang:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)
# welcome!
pull up a kitten.
(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)
# yay for first posts
which are utterly obtuse

welcome, shoes by the door umbrellas in the stand provided
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:52, archived)
# warning
these guys abuse
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:54, archived)
# no pic
how do you rate people?
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:49, archived)
# Well
I tie them down and beat them. Depending on the amount of expletives that follow is how high or low they score on the Koit scale of measurement.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:50, archived)
# that night in you just promised me...
what you doing tomorrow? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)
# well, i'll be in somewhere
why?
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:52, archived)
# No you...
....silly!

She was talking to the wonderful Koit
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Az you sexual Tyrannosaurus
what's brewing ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)
# I'm curently
enjoying the compant of a porn film while masturbating and talking on b3ta!*

yourself?

*could be a lie...well, part of it
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:57, archived)
# I was editing together some random people's singing
for this B3TA time song thingy. It's coming along just nicely.

Porn eh ? - tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:58, archived)
# When I can shout out of tune
to a mice that only records 60 seconds at a time I'll get mine in to ya:)

Any limitation on the quality of mp3? Just about 112kbs - how ever high it can go?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:00, archived)
# No limitation
obviously though the better, the better.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:03, archived)
# ahhhhhhh!
hello old bean, a name i remember!
(carlossthejackass, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:04, archived)
# And a fucking gorgeous guy too:)


/big head mode
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:09, archived)
# Koit's arse
is a wonderful thing to behold.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)
# yet so few have managed to see its glory for themselves
it truly is a well hidden beauty in our national landscape
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Hidden from prying eyes and touching hands
for the most part anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:00, archived)
# it truely is
i was very disappointed Rob didnt use it for the disclaimer
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:57, archived)
# He was worried that it might bring too much traffic
to the site and ruin his new server

;)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:02, archived)
# he told me
it was because everyone else would feel so inadequate that all men would rise up against you because they feared your beauty

/might not be true
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:07, archived)
# haha
if only. us 5/6/7 out of 10's laugh in unison.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:15, archived)
# And to hold
in a cupped hands sort of way.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:57, archived)
# i know
sorry to pry on your conversation... it was just sitting in front of me
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Tomorrow I shall mostly
be sitting around the house doing jack shit, as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:53, archived)
# funnily enough
so will i
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:57, archived)
# Are we all this sad?
ME TOO:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:58, archived)
# that was a t
not a p
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)
# I love you
your family and all that you stand for.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:52, archived)
# erm...
badgers for all

a free cupcake with every spong?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Cupcakes are great
FACT

especially chocolate ones
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:57, archived)
# i like anything
that you can buy with pink icing


mmmmmm sugar and water
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:59, archived)
# sugar and water are nice
especially mixed in with some caramel and some blatant chemicals to form a well known fizzy drink brand.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:01, archived)
# golden syrup?
oh no wait i'm not sposed to drink that
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:05, archived)
# I'm sorry
do you want blankeet?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)
# dan
go away
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Likely
I am tired and drunk and my exams are over...what was the question again?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:53, archived)
# You like bag please?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)
# what is bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Sainsbury's gave me 1p
for using my own bag today
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:58, archived)
# hmmmmmm....
so if i had a hundred million bags, and took them to sainsbury's, i'd be a millionaire!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Unfortunately
you'd need to buy 100,000,000 bags of shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Just buy air
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:02, archived)
# or penny sweets!
Then you'd come away with shopping by not actualy buying anything!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:03, archived)
# There was that guy
who bought loads of bananas because there was a special offer on them with clubcard points and he made a profit, so he bought about a ton of bananas and gave them away in the street later.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:05, archived)
# They give you 1p
every time you re-use another bag. I'm saving all the pennies to find out if it is enough to buy a new rucksack when my old one is knackered
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:02, archived)
# I've used the same
bright orange umbro one for the last God knows how many years! and it's still fine!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Save the pennies!
I took loads of them into Natwest a while ago and converted them into a couple of beer vouchers
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:05, archived)
# two t'ums fresh
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:07, archived)
# yey for you!
too many people won't reuse them
i wish morrisons paid you to reuse them, they'd have paid me a fortune by now
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:01, archived)
# I just use
a rucksack. that counts too apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:03, archived)
# YOU LIKE BAG
PLEASE???
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:59, archived)
# if you really want to know,
click here
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:52, archived)
# how/
how on earth did she manage that one?
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:53, archived)
# windolene.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:54, archived)
# good god
not that tubgirl again. I clicked that link at school. It was not pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:54, archived)
# That picture
always amazes me WHY THE FUCK have they go through the trouble of bluring out the pussy?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)
# It's irony.
Like having 10,000 spoons - when all you need is a knife!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:59, archived)
# It's one of the mysteries of the Japanese
that roundeyes will never get.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Strange Japanese censorship rules
apparently
(kryptik, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Explain this then!
www.theshithole.com
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:06, archived)
# I've decided scat
is the limit of my tolerance with bizarre porn
(kryptik, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:08, archived)
# go on:)
You know you like watching girls eat it!


I actualy found that site by accident...and the images I saw are still haunting me to this day!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Hmmm
leather, PVC, feet, shoes, pantyhose, bkinis, lingerie, small tits, big tits, no tits, younger girls, older ladies, blonde, brunette, bald, upskirt, voyeur, big dicks, small dicks, chicks with dicks, asian, black, white, combinations of the above, I can understand could be fetishised, but... shit?
(kryptik, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:16, archived)
# I wish
people wouldn't post that link up.
It's almost as bad as the goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:58, archived)
# oh my god
goatse

i hate that
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:01, archived)
# I click links before
seeing what they are sometimes. This one caught me off guard. Yuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:03, archived)
# i think you've mistaken this website
for hotornot
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:53, archived)
# I rate them
beneath most animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:00, archived)
# My first googlism thingy
I don't really know what a googlism is, but here's mine.

He's going to do something horrible to that poor cheese...

(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:48, archived)
# ..
like EAT IT....

NOOOOO this must stop
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:49, archived)
# officially
you have to split your name in two (anywhere you like) and shop the *first* results from google.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:50, archived)
# unless of course
it 404s on you
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Well
It was cheese and master, and they were both the 7th images, and i can't remember what i was talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)
# The original band
was destined never to work, and Percy left to become a solo artist.

(el pedro, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)

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