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# "I have a..."
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Unfortunately
someone else had a Magnum
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:55, archived)
# I feel guilty
for laughing at that.
(I helped save b3ta! A Pregnant Dog, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:56, archived)
# contrespador,
that's a bad name.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:57, archived)
# So it is.
I promise I'll stick to it.
(I helped save b3ta! A Pregnant Dog, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:58, archived)
# So do I
Tee hee hee.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:58, archived)
# that is fucking sick, you bastard.
i hope you rot in hell :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:57, archived)
# Well,
in my defence, I did say unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:57, archived)
# Ba-doom tish!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:57, archived)
# oh
touche
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:57, archived)
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                   HELL!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Oh, nicely done
(Cheril, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:10, archived)
# I only just got that.
I finally laughed. Only Red Dawrf was on, so I didn't say.

Ooops.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:59, archived)
# bbc3
next monkey dust
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:00, archived)
# BBC 3?
Pah, I have 5 channels in total. At best.

Actually, its best when 5 doesn't work, but that's not the point.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:01, archived)
# shame
although its the only thing i've ever felt the urge to watch on bbc3

not missing much
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Are you sure you
want to go to red alert sir? It WILL mean changing the bulb....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:01, archived)
# "Smug mode"
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Rimmer directive summat summat summat
says
'Smeg Off you smug (sic) bastard ;)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Smeeeeeeee
Heeeeeee :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:09, archived)
# icecream?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:56, archived)
# dream
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:58, archived)
# i've got a freezer full of them.
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:56, archived)
# and he was like
dude, where the cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:56, archived)
# who the what when?
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:01, archived)
# he had a dream.
ask bigdave.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Seeing as the other thread's gone
and rightly so.

EVENING!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:58, archived)
# hello
puny mortal.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:59, archived)
# I shall return...........
Actually, I probably won't, I'm getting to like this name.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Was
Martin Luther King
Black and white?
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:00, archived)
# my plums are playing the trumpet...
how rare...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:53, archived)
# gonzo!
where's his chicken?

wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:54, archived)
# haha! CLASS!
sorry about that early post my mums friends son is sleeping over...
i had locked him out but i went to go for a pee and...
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:54, archived)
# Ah right
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:55, archived)
# i asume he took those links from a msn convo
i was showing one of my mates
sorry =(
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:55, archived)
# my lovely response was deleted
:(
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:55, archived)
# I managed a rather deft goatse redirect
but it got deleted. Pity.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Yes.
What a shame ;)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:57, archived)
# What early post?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:56, archived)
# kick him i n the nads from me
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:56, archived)
# And me!
Go on!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:57, archived)
# nah coz im getting a jug of water and putting his hand in when hes asleep
i want it to work again
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:00, archived)
# you are very forgiving
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:03, archived)
# That actually works then
does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:14, archived)
# fantastic!
that's really top notch!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:55, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:55, archived)
# That's gorgeous
wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:56, archived)
# wonderful
woo, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:57, archived)
# That is the bestest!
Woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:57, archived)
# That is
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:58, archived)
# that's ace
even if it does sound like some sort of euphemism ;)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:59, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:03, archived)
# woo
nice plums
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:04, archived)
# It sort of lights up the Front Page that does.
How splendid..

You have impressive plums madame.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)
# that's the best thing I've seen in ages!
 
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 8:54, archived)
# An easy mistake to make....

clickity biggity & bettery resity
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:52, archived)
# Oh, I say!
That's rather good!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:53, archived)
# well
thankyou and goodnight..just a flying visit...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:02, archived)
# ooooooooooh i like that!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:09, archived)
# is this right ?
(phantomboner, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:48, archived)
# I thought it was the other one
the one with brown hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:50, archived)
# that doesn't
like food. At all.

skinny bint
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:51, archived)
#
its a liquid lunch. of course its food
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:53, archived)
# I thought hers was liquid when it
came back up, but that could just be me :)

Your username's doing my head in.....it's a song lyric and I can't for the life of me remember what from! Lawnmower Deth?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:55, archived)
# macc lads
nagasaki sauce
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:00, archived)
# aaaaaaah!
Of course! Woo and indeed yay to the Lads. I was reminiscing about the (in)famous Zoots gig in Newcastle just a couple of hours ago......quality stuff......
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:03, archived)
# the lads from macc
macclesfield is a hole
I hate it
And on that note i'm going to my sweatty, hot shitty yet somewhat comfy macclesfield bed. to try and sleep in this heat

edit: damn its too FLUCKING HOT
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)
# gordon smile and take the money
extla glavy, my arse is lunny!

they don't write 'em like that any more :) G'night!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:10, archived)
# I thought she was the
(actually) fat one...
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:55, archived)
# *she* ^^^^^ is, I'm talking
about the grilled skeleton that used to be quite fit back in '95 or thereabouts....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:58, archived)
# If you graph them over the years
the weight fluctuations correspond exactly to the fluctuations on the FTSE 100 over the same period.

/Possibly.

/Not really.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:04, archived)
# how
rare!

As opposed to 'how well done,' obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:11, archived)
# the scary one?
or the slutty one?

like that narrows it down
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:52, archived)
# Gratuitous double-shopping
(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Waiting.......
for something to happen.

Errr, help!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
# Hehe...
you don't want to save him....

/edit TJ - The meatsafe murderer is ACE. With a Spacehopper. Oh Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
# ooooh
don't go all psychoceramic on me
(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:48, archived)
# is it a quagmire?
That am an ace word....

Not 'that', but 'quagmire'
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:50, archived)
# I don't get it...
Obviously too subtle for me. :(
(TheFunkeyGibbon, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Its meant to be like those Tom Hunter photos
except I play all the parts in this one
(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:51, archived)
# Who the f.......
is Tom Hunter?

No, never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:58, archived)
# well...
Extreme immaturity + lack of humour + sexism =



But still, anyone with name Bob can't be that bad?
(the fritter fat boy, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:44, archived)
# bob hitler was quite mean
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Hint:
sack = slang for testicles
sac = hideous pus filled wound
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
# ewww
and correct
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
# Same thing then, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:47, archived)
# meh
Sac looks better.

Plus it gives people the impression we're not perfect. We know people like to have that feeling.
(the fritter fat boy, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:47, archived)
# that made me smile
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
# It's remarkably similar to
This video 1.6MB
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:54, archived)
# quality control
still trying to make an animation worthy of the front page...

DAMNIT!! COCKS !
(threeheadedanalbaby, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Well,
where is it?

Take him away and book him. Charges of not reading the faq
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Officer,
I've lost my hummus...I last saw it a few weeks ago :/
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
# Were there any
distinguishing marks sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:59, archived)
# the faq
doesn't answer any of my questions.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:47, archived)
# I can only imagine
what you want answering.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:00, archived)
# faq off
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# I can't see it moving much.
*pokes with stick*

Nope, it's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# do you need some help?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# I can imagine it
but that's not quite enough...
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# the front page!
don't come here, go to the sun
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:44, archived)
# why try for the front page?
just do animations for fun...
you might get a frontpage eventually...
stop trying so hard

(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# People with front pages
have 66% more sex. 1% of FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
# sorry but
that = lies

mystery bob has had hundreds of frontpages and has not had his "nat king" for ages...100% of factatiousness
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:48, archived)
# I got an FP yesterday
an' the missus is in the US at present, so does that mean I'm in luck when she gets back :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:50, archived)
# If that's how it works with
b3tan couples....

*goes off to flirt with Human Descent*

*remembers HD is a bloke*

*runs home*
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:52, archived)
# you should
also add 'remembers HD is in Hong Kong' :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:59, archived)
# I can run
*very*
far for the right reason
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:09, archived)
# yes, but can you swim
very far too? That's an aaaful lot of goose grease :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:12, archived)
# Science... with Johnny2
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# fire bad
tree pretty

/buffy
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:39, archived)
# beer foamy
(yakmonkey, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:58, archived)
# ah
now i see where i've gone wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Yay Johnny2!
You're both educational and entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# In fact,
he's edutaining.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# oh god in heaven
please please say that isn't a new buzzword.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Nah
edutainment is a very old buzzword.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# No.
No it's not.

I'm terribly sorry. It's hot, I'm unfluffy, and I'm slowly melting, I think. Can't open the window, because then the plague of moths will devour me.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# buy a screen.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# He's got one
How did you think he was viewing b3ta? Printing it out after every refresh?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Erm.
I've been doing this all wrong haven't I? I bet I could save a fortune in paper costs.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Ive only got an (interweb-ready) printing calaculator*
how else?

*LIE
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
# then he could use the old printouts
to fend off the moth army
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/1745512
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:44, archived)
# hmmm...
www.langmaker.com/db/eng_edutain.htm
(I helped save b3ta! A Pregnant Dog, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# You've never heard it before?
They use it allll the time on educational shows.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Yay! That's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Class
but you forgot the concept of 'back burning'. ;)

My brother is a fireman. :D
(TheFunkeyGibbon, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# that reminds me.
*applies after-sun*
(I helped save b3ta! A Pregnant Dog, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:41, archived)
# I bet your brother
gets a lot more sex than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# you rule.
you rule hard.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# like...
- + - = +

weeny

- + - = +

(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# wow
you're better than Mr. Wizard.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# I used to
watch Mr. Wizard all the time!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Oooooh fire.....
fire
fire
fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:41, archived)
# I don't think
I am on the correct wavelength.

huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:41, archived)
# You should change your username
You can be JohnnyBall2
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# hehehe
hehe
he
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:44, archived)
# methinks she's been shagging the postman
(phantomboner, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:37, archived)
# probably
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
#







no




but woo, all the same....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# What gives you that idea?
woo piccy!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:39, archived)
# *
i also bought a brita water filter.

the water tastes better, or is it all in the mind ?
(phantomboner, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:39, archived)
# No, it tastes better.
Brita - essential, for a better Oxford.
(I helped save b3ta! A Pregnant Dog, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# the best part about a water filter
is you can put it in the fridge and have REALLY cold drinks without overdosing on sugar and fizz, or messing about with ice cubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
# the worst part is
you have to keep filling it up and remember to buy the cartridges.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:44, archived)
# It's not such the buying
as the changing of the carts which is a ball ache to rememeber...
(Fellmeister, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:57, archived)
# You could just stick a jug of tap water in the fridge.
Filters aren't really necessary unless you live somewhere odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:45, archived)
# *
you ever tried london water ?
(phantomboner, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Yeah, it's fine.
It usually beats most mineral waters in blind taste tests too.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:54, archived)
# well
where i live, in hackney, it tastes like shit.

water in other parts of the country, ie: the midlands, tastes fine though to me.

so i'm not a complete whinger...
(phantomboner, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:59, archived)
# the area where I live
has notoriously bad limescale.

You have a water filter, or you end up buying a new kettle every 6 months.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:49, archived)
# i'd go with the latter,
because of the excitement that new kettle would bring.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:56, archived)
# haven't you ever heard of descaler?
or distilled vinegar works amazingly well.
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:57, archived)
# woo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)
# while I was in blackpool
I saw a kids scooter

with front suspension



It seemed funny at 3.00 this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:30, archived)
# thats ace!
better than those shiny metally scooter things they ride round salford on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:32, archived)
# shopping trolleys?
While we're on the subject of manc - anyone coming to the Smiths/Morrissey night tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! A Pregnant Dog, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Why, for fuck's sake?!
I have not lost the will to live......
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:37, archived)
# C'mon...
it's Christmas!!
(I helped save b3ta! A Pregnant Dog, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:39, archived)
# In all the two times I've been to the
Star & Garter...

I've been propositioned by Ladies of the Night a total of 3 times.

FACT!

One may have been a man though.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:54, archived)
# woo!
might look better with power steering
(threeheadedanalbaby, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Is there anything finer than a bottle of cold stella
on a hot summer night? I don't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:32, archived)
# yes...
a night of comfortable temperature and lots of sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:34, archived)
# I have
a portable air-conditioner and a car....
(mwooohahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!)
:@ )

actually, my portable air-conditioner IS my car. :@ |
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Stella
The most over-rated beer in existance. Yes, even more over-hyped than Budwieser (though that's cack too).
(TheFunkeyGibbon, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Nonsense
it's god's own spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Fuck!
that's a hell of a sales pitch.......
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# that
reminded me of the one can of becks i had left in the fridge

thanks !!!
(phantomboner, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# which also reminded me
I have a 2 degree C can of carlsberg export

Any danish people here?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:46, archived)
# Ja!
Bag de imponerende tal gemmer der sig et par andre interessante kendsgerninger.

Ja, i dag var det naturligvis svært at vurdere, fordi hans modstander blev skiftet i forgårs og når man tager hans modstander i betragtning... nå ja,
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:54, archived)
# I WANT TO LEAVE THIS OFFICE
.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:39, archived)
# yeah we did that a whiel back
we modded the back and made it full sus though
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:32, archived)
# mental!
looks like someone made that as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:33, archived)
# the kitmoss clikkibull
is now officially NSFW
as requested.
:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:34, archived)
# hmm
actually having that bit extra doesn't make an awful lot of difference :) but thanks for the thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:37, archived)
# 'that bit'?
'those bits'....surely? :@ )

/spliff then bed
Gnight!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# night
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# well yes
someone did make that
i'm not that good at shopping
-I cant even buy a loaf of milk and half a pint of bread without fucking it up
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:39, archived)
# That's rather good
insofar as I was wondering whether or not it was shopped.

/compliment
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Fantastic
I want one
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:35, archived)
# I feel dirty
I know what that fork is.

Some of the stuff we've bodged together in the shop tho...
(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:36, archived)
# ew fucking rst's cant stand em
my mate though they stoof for rock shox two!
bwhahah give me some manitious anyday ( i can smell)
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Christ no!
bloody need stripping down if you look at them too hard. Gimme a marzocchi or Fox anyday.

/actual-bike-mechanic-type-chappie
(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Got a set in the cupboard somewhere
Fuck knows why, never used RSTs in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Oh that poor kid
wearing red socks, green shorts, and a blue shirt.

*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:37, archived)
# I feel his pain
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Colour blind or just
no fashion sense?
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:02, archived)
# yeh of course it did





































































(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:50, archived)
# woo
make mr one
please.....
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)
# my new animation
www.geocities.com/hopelesspitofdepression/stoner.htm

go ahead and flame it you cocksuckers
(threeheadedanalbaby, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:30, archived)
# haha,
i made me. and i am rather unpunkish. wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:32, archived)
# b3ta
arr, and the animation ?
(threeheadedanalbaby, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Well,
I for one, thought it was quite good. What's the music?
(I helped save b3ta! A Pregnant Dog, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:32, archived)
# the music
the music is Paul Gilbert - 6 million people
, he's an excellent guitar player
(threeheadedanalbaby, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Good, good, good...
*kazaa*
(I helped save b3ta! A Pregnant Dog, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:34, archived)
# that is most excellent.
the music is great : )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:33, archived)
# I have run out of matches
so I can't.

Besides, I can't acccessssssss theeee, paaaaaageernnnnnnnnnn, snhmnnnnnnn

Sorry, had summat in my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:33, archived)
# spit it out, Koity, spit it out



trusting you are well,
yours sincerely,
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:36, archived)
# fine thanks
you ?

Just checking my hotmail account and apparantly, I could see pictures of J Lo fucking !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# I could expand my member by several inches.
If we pooled resources.... anyway.

very well, tanky

Just waiting for new season, so I can reign supreme in b3ta select league ;)

hmm... or not...
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:42, archived)
# we shall see
the league is a go btw. Just would be good to get a few more members in there. So any of you basts out there who like football. Check my profile and join in.
Think of the children.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:44, archived)
# That's lovely.
The rasta hat was a bit overkill, but I enjoyed it nonetheless.

/edit Music's nice, and you've already said what it is up there ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Funkster, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Nice!
I likey!

Cant see the site being up for much longer though what with Geocities and their crappy bandwidth allowance!

*edit* Yup, thar she blows!
(Marwood, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:36, archived)
# sites down now :(
I'll looky tomorrow...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Bandwidth restricted!!

Geocities sucks!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:29, archived)
# woo
yay excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:30, archived)
# Errrm
Is that by design?

Half an owl cat?

Do I have a problem?

What I can see of it is seemlessly woosome.
Edit: Got the full pic now, quite woo
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:30, archived)
# I can only see half of it,
still woo though.

/edit works now, Woo!
(CosmicF, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:31, archived)
# refresh a few times
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:32, archived)
# It works
now.
(CosmicF, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:32, archived)
# but I've unfixed it so it doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:37, archived)
# ahem
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:39, archived)
# Me too
would like to see the rest of it.
(dj_game, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:32, archived)
# I bet you did it first though.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Meowl to you too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:32, archived)
# I have no shame.


Cheap political jabs Я us. Evening all. Bloody hot, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:28, archived)
# It's be less scary
if it wasn't true. They are (as you know) making that doll! Horiffic.
(TheFunkeyGibbon, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# the merchandise

drunk and fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# heehee!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# super
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Woo!
very nice indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:28, archived)
# I would like to buy a fear
and a nohands kitten please, do you stock those?

Woo pic indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:29, archived)
# sadly not
but think giant bees are available :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:31, archived)
# In Paintmash Park, objects in the mirror are closer then they seem
Your old Ninja is a DINOSAUR!! Or does Frank have all the answers?
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Aaargh!!!
Oh yes.

Oh so very yes.

Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# woo!
fantastic!!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:26, archived)
# they'll never escape...
is it a b3ta dinosaur then?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:26, archived)
# That is very very
cool.
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:26, archived)
# yaaay!
it's Mash Of The Day!™
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:26, archived)
# I now have this mental image
of a b3tan restaurant serving such delicacies as Mash of the Day, Spicy Brains, Herb Soup, Asparagus, MiniManMilks and so on...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Who will run out of gas first?
That's great,

Have a woo soup on me. If I was a donkey I would..........
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:26, archived)
# My old ninja is a Dinosaur?
Frank has the answers?
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:31, archived)
# oh it animates
even wooer.

must go faster.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# 100% of best thing ever.
*miffed at you*
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Throw
Jeff Goldblum out...that should slow him down.
(Dekker, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# good bloomin golly!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Mon Dieu!
Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:29, archived)
#
RUN! DRIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:30, archived)
# Inspired by below...
The League of Ordinary Gentlemen

(TheFunkeyGibbon, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Wow.
Do you own www.cityoflondon.gov.uk ?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Why yes
I am Ken Livingstone...
(TheFunkeyGibbon, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# LMFAO
You are so subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# on a scale of 1-10
how ordinary are they ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Forget Pro Plus
owie!

This will wake you up!
(I helped save b3ta! Couk, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:22, archived)
# hahaha!
where can I buy one?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Go! Go! Gadget Tongue Hammer!
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:23, archived)
# SPACKERRRR!
:)~~~~~~~~~~~
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:24, archived)
#
Belm!
(Marwood, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Woo!
that's great!
and useful too
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:28, archived)
# fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Most cool
woo you
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:30, archived)
# Donkey Kong singing Van Halen to 80s games
Class in a glass

mame jump
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Yay
for Donkey Kong.
(dj_game, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:23, archived)
# That was posted a couple of weeks ago.....
good aint it?
I think it's very woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# The League of Extroadinary Gentlemen
what an enjoyable romp. See it if and when you get the chance.

Oh and Frailty, that's a class movie.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:21, archived)
# I saw the trailer
and read the graphic novel.

It looks like it could just be crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:22, archived)
# I suppose the graphic novel would be better
as is the norm, but the movie was fun. I enjoyed it anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:26, archived)
# were they
local?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:22, archived)
# As local as
Double Gloucester the cheese, is to my house.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)

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