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Just thought you should know,

Barbeque hula hoops have a furtive on the packet.

Or has someone said that already?

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:47, archived)

Dunno but

they taste great.

McCoys steak flavour has turned pants since some idiot decided to 'enhance' the flavour.

Bunch of cuntymints.

(Fraggle, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:02, archived)

still not a patch on...

curry flavour Pringles. With that classic "2 minutes from this picture house" pack decoration.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:08, archived)

What drugs

do they put in Pringles, that makes them so addictive?

(Fraggle, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:12, archived)

IT's the Disodium Guanylate...

...that makes them sooo irresistible.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:15, archived)

complain then

they sent me a whole load of free coupons when their spiced chillie became pansy

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:22, archived)

At the Official Opening of the new B3ta Zoo

some animals were better behaved than others

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fishbear, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:46, archived)

Needs more kittens. About a thousand more.

(qwerty, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:48, archived)

Egg

cell
ent

:)

(wingnut, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:49, archived)

Thats worth a new Woo yay!

(lunchbreaklarry, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:56, archived)

Now that is what I call

a Woo-Yay
Thanks you I does

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fishbear, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:59, archived)

To Fishbear and Lunchbreaklarry

For the ani and Wooyay respectively I give you

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:04, archived)

That is actually

My all-time fave woo Mr Bovine

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fishbear, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:07, archived)

Humbug.

No ticket on the B3ta Express for you then.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:09, archived)

Apart from yours

obviously

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fishbear, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:11, archived)

Cheers

It was my first as well. I love the stuff you've been putting out as well.

/sucking up

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:10, archived)

Very muchly!

(lunchbreaklarry, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:08, archived)

nice

bouncing head action.

btw - Kittens at a zoo?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:02, archived)

b3ta zoo

Bound to be stuffed full of kittens surely?

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fishbear, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:04, archived)

Oh Thorpe it's you

Would you like to see the winky-woo?

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fishbear, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:05, archived)

*sigh*

will you never tire of taunting me? no, don't answer that...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:07, archived)

Here you are Mr Thorpe

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fishbear, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:09, archived)

it's

becoming kind of reassuring...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:18, archived)

in that case....

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fishbear, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:20, archived)

this is true!

However they should be dead or have some kind of deformity

(lunchbreaklarry, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:07, archived)

Or even

full of stuffed kittens?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:07, archived)

and what

a grand opening it was! too abd furt and et al. made off with most of the animals. 'leg it!' i miss that photoshop. twas funny.

nice work with the shadow on furtive's noggin!

(complex, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:18, archived)

it was actually

quite complex to do, with shadows and the kitten subtely resizing as it got closer and moved between layers and the head bounces and....
Christ I'm dull

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fishbear, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:22, archived)

Well Gary

A splendid image there for those people watching at home

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MartinH, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:27, archived)

Goddamit -

is it STILL not National Panda Slapping Day......?

(wingnut, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:44, archived)

it was yesterday

you missed it!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:32, archived)

oh fuckerybuggery

that sucks

(wingnut, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:40, archived)

on the 8th...

if we DO meet up. can we go to the Grapes? I've never been there, but it's in this book I'm reading.

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zog why change it now?, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:36, archived)

and another idea!

if I, and all other musically inclined b3tans, bring an hour's worth of records and passable DJ skills, we don't need a DJ, just permission to touch the decks.

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zog why change it now?, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:39, archived)

Thats fine

but someone still would have to hire a room, and some DJ equipment. And probably some bar staff.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:40, archived)

uuurrgh.

I can't. I live in another country. how much would we each have to donate if someone set this up? like 10 quid? more?

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zog why change it now?, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:43, archived)

I don't know

All I said was "Hey, I can be in london around this time. Why don't we meet up for a drink?". Now its spiralling out of control :)

I haven't looked into rooms or DJ equipment or anything. I'm useless at organising this sort of stuff. Plus I live 100 miles outside of london. :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:48, archived)

Just go to a pub.

If more than 50 people turn up, go to a bigger pub.

Problem solved.

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:51, archived)

Exactly

Someone name a pub that would be good!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:51, archived)

Strongroom bar

Old Street is not to bad....

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raw-edge, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:57, archived)

Is it easy to get to? If it is, we have a winner.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:01, archived)

we’ll be burnt alive

wear only our socks

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breel, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:05, archived)

StrongRoom Bar should be good

Easily take overable and fairly simple to get to too (to to).

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weebl Mashed farts, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:08, archived)

Go on,

I dare you!
I will have a camera at the ready to preserve the moment forever.

(Nacho, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:14, archived)

opps

I meant to say we will be leaft wearing only our socks.

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breel, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:16, archived)

8th June -

lets hope for warm weather at least then!
Left wearing only socks...a fine English tradition.

(Nacho, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:22, archived)

on our ears

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breel, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:26, archived)

See my msg below...

...dictating the destination to a bunch of people I don't know (ie. you lot). Strongrooms is just around the corner from Bar Kick, off Curtain Road. Good too - I'd probably have recommended it if I hadn't completely forgotten its very existence. Anway. Enjoy your party.

(bob the dinosaur, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:07, archived)

its just off curtain road

which is the road the pool bar is on i think - it isn't a big place so don't know how busy it would get

new window map my mate used to work there so I will ask 2morro night how busy etc it gets on a weekend...

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raw-edge, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:10, archived)

a little map and flyer

nearer the time will help people who dont know the area.

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breel, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:13, archived)

loose talk

and all that!
specially round here...just mention the 'b' word or the 'p' word and you've got a riot on your hands!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:52, archived)

Awesome Profanity log

You know how some retentive bastards have a "mail sweeper" set to reject incoming email because of so-called profanity?
One of my mates works for a significant media group who shall remain nameless. They have such a system on their mail server, because they think their journalists are sensitive, vulnerable, naive little souls whose virginal minds need protecting from any hint of smut.

This morning, I attempted to email him a copy (Word document) of a mutual friend's new novel manuscript. Unfortunately, the mail sweeper does sweep attachments... and our writer friend does swear quite a lot...

The system blocked the email and sent me back this...

I think it should be the back-cover blurb for the new book...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:31, archived)

everytime we put out a newsletter we get 20 or so bounces

from such evil bits of software.

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rob, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:33, archived)

whats wrong with 'video'?

or 'cunt'?

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:34, archived)

man, that's a lot of fucks

but why are "congratulations" and "thousands of people" considered profane?

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:34, archived)

Euphemisms

for 'cunt'?

(Fraggle, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:35, archived)

I think the second set are phrases which often indicate spam...

...get enough and it'll bounce you.

I was well impressed with the fuck count though.

I have read the text, and I knwo that there's a whole lot of other bad words in there too... their system only triggers on 5 or 6 profanities?!?

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:38, archived)

i think

those are to filter out spam, you know "thousands have lost weight with new blah blah blah diet" or "congratuations you have won $45000" etc....

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rosey, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:40, archived)

The new blah blah blah blah diet?

I'm intrigued - tell me more!

(qwerty, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:47, archived)

You can only eat foods that

start with "Blah". As there arent any, you lose a lot of weight fast!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:55, archived)

it is good

so far i've only figured out that you can eat blah-mange
geddit? /coat.

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rosey, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:18, archived)

Kinell

Big Brother is watching !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:34, archived)

Cool!

Some people would kill for software like that.

No cuntymints?

(Fraggle, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:34, archived)

they often assign

'points' to words or phrases - too many points, it gets rejected.
results in much hilarity when people shout across the office "how much is a fuck?"

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rockyrobin, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:35, archived)

how much is a fuck?

well, if you mention my name in some places you get 25% off.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:37, archived)

cor blimey!

how much do i get off in the other places?

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rockyrobin, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:39, archived)

you just get

a smack in the mouth

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:42, archived)

what for free?

you got good contacts dude...

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rockyrobin, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:44, archived)

actually they are glasses

but thanks for noticing

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:53, archived)

how much does your mum normally charge?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:06, archived)

Where was the FuckingHummus?

some people have no respect

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ramirez brr..., Wed 8 May 2002, 12:38, archived)

here!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:24, archived)

sounds

like a good book from that
can i have a copy?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:37, archived)

It is... stonking.

You'll have to wait till the autumn for it to be published.

I'm considering sending the texts of some of his other books to see how they score on sweary words.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:39, archived)

who is he?

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:45, archived)

Shameless Plug for Mate Ahoy...

Christopher Brookmyre. There are 6 books in the shops and they're all great. Lots of violence, swearing, satire and funny bits. And sometimes excrement, body parts, and politics.

He's over here, if you want to have a shufty...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:52, archived)

that guy??

Whoa - I've read a couple of his he's excellent!! And they should make some of his books into films.. I think Not the end of the world would be great..

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Darkedge, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:00, archived)

he's trying...

various people have had the rights to some of them... It is almost certain that Parlabane will see light of day on TV or big screen sooner or later. I'd love to see Not the End of the World and One Fine Day in the Middle of the Night filmed too.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:05, archived)

he is brilliant

one fine day in the middle of the night, boiling a frog etc?

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:00, archived)

he is brilliant

one fine day in the middle of the night, boiling a frog etc?

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:01, archived)

The very man...

Have you read "A Big Boy Did It And Ran Away"? (published last year)

Awesome. Funny as fuck.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:03, archived)

i havent

but i might.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:12, archived)

bizarre...

i was in waterstones y'day looking at a couple of his books and um-ing and ah-ing over them - but i had limited funds as was on a mission to buy japaneses cook book

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:13, archived)

One of my favourite authors!

Send me his unpublished books and save me money!!!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:24, archived)

Yeah

put me down for a copy as well.

(Wallz, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:44, archived)

Definately

a selling point...

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:41, archived)

When I leave Arts Collage...

I'd like a job as a mailsweeper - It looks like fun. I do my own nipple count in The Sport every week....I often find theirs is out by about 3 ... and even more if you count all the 0898 numbers at the back....

(Egg, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:42, archived)

The phrase 'thousands of people' was found at the location(s): 152.

Is this a union-busting technique?

That should be reported to the NUJ!

(Egg, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:47, archived)

Now wouldn't it be grand...

...to find naughty words that it doesn't block?
Ream and felch could be good for starters...

(dognutz, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:48, archived)

It doesn't block many actually...

wank, wanking, arse and muff are all in the book somewhere, I'm sure.

We did play the game a while ago, and ended up exchanging lots of emails with expressions like "Phuking Whanck Kunt" in...

I'm sure that ream and felch will both be OK.

(EDIT - b3tans should really have a mailsweeper that blocks mail if it HASN'T got enough profanity in it... I like the idea of people's mail getting bounced unless they get enough reaming, felching and jizzgargling in.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:55, archived)

They're meanies and no mistake...

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ramirez brr..., Wed 8 May 2002, 12:31, archived)

Ha!

Brilliant.
Oh and you're a sick bastard who will, no doubt, be visiting hell soon making no stops along the way.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:34, archived)

As will most of he B3ta board

The kid's Grandmother had it anyway - they found the caravan empty - daft Pikies!

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ramirez brr..., Wed 8 May 2002, 12:37, archived)

God bless Pikies.

When they were kicked out of a theatre car park near me, they left behind a
mattress,a handbag and one shoe.
The shoe was in the handbag. Oh,and if the heathers so lucky, why dont they keep it for themselves.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:41, archived)

If the heathers so lucky,..

Why are they wandering the streets in rags accosting strangers for money with uneducated unwashed children clinging to their legs screaming.

-David

(HoTWire, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:25, archived)

Why the FOK

won't this board let me login ever

(fuckingcuntsocks, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:28, archived)

Is this a cunning plan

to reveal robots disguised as humans, by making their computer brains explode with a logical impossibility?

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:34, archived)

It'll let me post

but if I try to login
it says unreconised user

(insertusername, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:41, archived)

prob not the board

it'll be that shite MS web browser you are using and the security settings. - However Delete you cookies from this site and then try again

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Darkedge, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:41, archived)

(., Wed 8 May 2002, 12:45, archived)

i met

that fat boab last night. what a lovely chap.

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stouffer, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:28, archived)

did you really meet him?

you are one of the priviliged.

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:41, archived)

aye

i took a friend though, incase he was a psycho

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stouffer, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:43, archived)

I think that's reasonable,

considering we've seen the workings of his inner mind.

I hope you met in a busy public place also...

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:50, archived)

Is he really very

very old?

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helmetcream, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:48, archived)

don't answer that stouffer

or I'll have to kill you.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:58, archived)

The thing about this 8th of june thing

is that it was never supposed to be a big organised event like the b3ta bash. I just said I could be up in london around that time and wondered if anyone wanted to go for a drink is all... so I don't think we'll bother hiring a room and DJ, or making flyers etc. That is unless someone else out that has the cash and the incentive :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:28, archived)

all I know is...

that after the last bash everyone talked about nothing else for days and days and I felt left out and it's just been getting back to normal recently, and instead of regretting not going for ever and ever, I thought going to the next one would be the solution. the 1st sucks for me. the 8th is great. that is all. I could just start at the center of london on the 8th and hunt you all down individually, in concentric circles. the further out you live, the earlier in the morning it will be when I'm pounding on your door. oh, and alcohol levels will also be proportionate.

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zog why change it now?, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:33, archived)

Basically

all someone has to do is authoritatively say that a specific pub would be a great place for lots of b3tans to meet on the 8th and we're done.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:36, archived)

Ok, you're all going to meet in...

...Bar Kick on Shoreditch High St. Easily reachable from Liverpool St or Old St. It's got table football, lots of different beers, and a fairly understanding bar staff. Oh, and they have a downstairs function-room thingy if you folk think furtive could be spooked by too many normals. Or the babyfoot.

Was that authoritative enough?

BTW, ThePool will be absolutely feckin' jammed on a Friday night. Well worth a visit mid-week though - their American pool tables are in superb condition.

(bob the dinosaur, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:03, archived)

Just saw Episode 2

...and it rocks,burys the painful memories of episode 1.

(spiral, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:24, archived)

Apparently

it's Senator Jar Jar Binks this time.

For the love of God....

(Fraggle, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:25, archived)

I take it you are talking about

Bergerac?

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:26, archived)

Either that

or Brush Strokes.

(Fraggle, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:31, archived)

Nah, surely

it's that charidee-shop sitcom with 'er who played Mavis in Corrie?

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:52, archived)

nice one....

how did you manage to get to the press screenings?? part of your job?

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raw-edge, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:31, archived)

doing a

screensaver for it

binks is only in it for 2 minutes

(spiral, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:39, archived)

2 minutes too long

in my opinion...

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rockyrobin, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:41, archived)

Hmmm

ten seconds to stab the twat in the eye. What are the other 110 seconds for?

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:45, archived)

stab him everywhere else?

There's a lot of Binks to stab.

Grrrr. Where's the valim?

(Fraggle, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:59, archived)

New child friendly PDA announced

(qwerty, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:21, archived)

Shake...

For technical support?

(djmothra, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:41, archived)

Giant Panda ?

WWF? WWF?

Must be ripe for a photoshop...

(G-Funk, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:20, archived)

he's

got a hole in his chin...?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:21, archived)

Like a Ribena carton

He can stick a straw through there. No more blackcurrant stains on your jumper!

WWF logo looks like NF. Fascist wrestling? Yes please!

(Fraggle, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:24, archived)

They've lost ...

.. a battle against the World Widelife Foundation, so now the WWF (World Wrestling Federation) has to be called WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment).. more apt I think isn't it?

Should be called DRTMC (Drink Ribena Through My Chin)

(G-Funk, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:28, archived)

Mmmm

Catchy.

Do the Yanks drink Ribena? Cos they bloody well should do.

Toothkind (yeah right) doesn't count.

(Fraggle, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:29, archived)

I'm quite upset about that actually

should i admit that?

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:37, archived)

i know it's not Friday

But heres a shameless repost anyway...

(djmothra, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:44, archived)

Isn't it WWFE?

Same as their stock listing? They always bill it as WWFE in the tv mags now.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:56, archived)

it was, i think

but they've "decided to drop the F to place the emphasis on entertainment"

although i heard that the world wide fund FOR NATURE (WWFN, surely?) claim it still isn't different enough and are going to sue again.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:03, archived)

That is...

A bum chin

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:26, archived)

remember

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rosey, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:27, archived)

Yay

This, I like. Muchly.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:28, archived)

woo yay

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:44, archived)

Hello!

I'm new here. Love the site, it prevents me doing boring work. Woo!

(Fraggle, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:10, archived)

work is wrong

nuff said

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rob, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:10, archived)

Work

is evil

(Fraggle, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:12, archived)

I just..

Put the english and german versions of the fraggles theme tune in my recycle bin...

Just thought I'd share....

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:15, archived)

German version??

Heheh.

Don't get me started on those bloody doozers though.

(Fraggle, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:16, archived)

I thought

the doozers fed Fraggles with scaffolding?

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helmetcream, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:22, archived)

Nooooo

the fraggles STOLE the scaffolding...

And did you know that if doozers dont work (which is rare) the get big and fat and become fraggles.....

I bet you didn't...

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:28, archived)

Go on

prove it.
What were those big troll things called?

(twelveways, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:32, archived)

Gorgs...

I havea book in the house called "The doozer who didn't"

Thats proof

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:34, archived)

Ronald hates dozers too

shameless repost

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curry monster, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:44, archived)

Welcome, Fraggle!

It sure beats work - but don't get fired... It happens y'know.

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helmetcream, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:19, archived)

but those that do

score heavily in the b3ta kudos stakes

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:22, archived)

what about quitting?

to have more time for b3ta?with no new jobs lined up?
extra kudos?
or less?

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zog why change it now?, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:29, archived)

tricky that!

i'd say extra...actively removing annoying items from your schedule to make more time for b3ta has to be more!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:41, archived)

proof of the evilness of cats

as this one does for a sparrow in a sock

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:01, archived)

Murder in the first

Ronald, despite being arrested for the murder of Bernard Matthews, just couldn't keep a straight face

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:00, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

...xcellent.

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rosey, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:02, archived)

i just listened to a bunch of the b3ta sounds

and spacefish is a genius. putting giant bee over smells like teen spirit sounds amazing. bow down to him. bow down.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 11:58, archived)

I can't get to most of spacefishs stuff

'cept his bod one
I get 'unable to initialise file' %(

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:12, archived)

the b3ta mix

is the best.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:14, archived)

it's becoz xp media player is a pile of shitty wank. Got it playing in summat else now.

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:22, archived)

eminem's 3 coloured biro.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 8 May 2002, 11:56, archived)

oh...

why did he cross out 'do a poo on stage'?

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 11:59, archived)

He chickened

out.

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helmetcream, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:04, archived)

(Jesus, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:00, archived)

i wanna hear mr t say that

my lifelong dream is to hear sean connery say 'super duper' and 'silly sausage'.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:02, archived)

1st Birthday Party for B3ta ...

... on Friday 5th of July. Put that in your diaries. More details will be given closer to the date.

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rob, Wed 8 May 2002, 11:43, archived)

This one

I shall definitely make. I want to see Breel's famous cheekbones

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fishbear, Wed 8 May 2002, 11:44, archived)

only if they’re invited

I wouldnt mind seeing that T-shirt

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breel, Wed 8 May 2002, 11:47, archived)

i will

mm 4 days after my birthday!!
HUZZAH! doubledoobrey!!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 8 May 2002, 11:45, archived)

and

two days after mine! and it's my proper growed up 18th too! yay for birthdays :)

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:25, archived)

motherfucker

how about a 14 month party instead in september?

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 11:45, archived)

could you organise a

live-web-link??

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 8 May 2002, 11:51, archived)

it's a lot of effort

for not much return. I'd rather spend my time on stuff making the party better. DJs... and a birthday cake.

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rob, Wed 8 May 2002, 11:52, archived)

'organise' as in ask someone else.

to save you the effort.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 8 May 2002, 11:55, archived)

er... If you want to do it ...

... then that would be great.

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rob, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:03, archived)

YaY for cake

that could be the b3ta challenge a week or so in advance.

I can imagine all the entries really cool PS jobs and then the cake looking like a 5 year old entry to Blue Peter.

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breel, Wed 8 May 2002, 11:55, archived)

we could do that ...

... my g/friend said she'd make a birthday cake. Making the design into a challenge would be fun - I'll see if she's up for it.

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rob, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:04, archived)

what about party games?

pass the parcel, pin the tail on the kitten. Or Dance dance revolution? thats so funny when pissed.

Ooh ooh and jelly and ice cream.

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weebl Mashed farts, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:02, archived)

play games with spikes

cos i won't be there.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:03, archived)

Wooo! Come

on over to Dublin, 'coz Engerland is big and scary ;o)

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helmetcream, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:08, archived)

arse. You will all be safe....

I won't be able to make it.
:o(

(Nacho, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:40, archived)

Yeah. That robocop's a sore loser.

You should have seen him at our Bridge evening the other week.

(That's me on the left BTW)

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 8 May 2002, 11:43, archived)

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