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has anyone seen this quiz?

female or shemale

idea stealing bastards

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vbloke OLDSKOOL, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:59, archived)

idea, code and graphics stealing too

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:03, archived)

they advertise legal

help at the bottom....

copyright issues, perhaps?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:06, archived)

I'm sure...

I've seen that somewhere before

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:12, archived)

rob

get your gun.

(que, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:13, archived)

someone DID ask Rob

if they could host it when he deleted it off the s3rv3r, it could be them......

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:14, archived)

My 200th post... Thought i'd make an effort

Ronaldo McDonald

Then I thought bollocks to it.

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:51, archived)

Cyberbabe Connie is mugged...

Surely people don't hate AOL that much ?

(G-Funk, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:42, archived)

well...

She is quite possibly the most irritating person out of an advertisment. I mean, look at her face...

(Slacker, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:47, archived)

Smug.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:48, archived)

Did they steal her clothes?

I would love to have wallpaper made out of her clothes. Theyre quite impressive.

Anyone know if theyre on Ebay?

(Mary_Poppins, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:49, archived)

hate AOL.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:47, archived)

hate Britannia Music and Video club.

I tried to order League of Gentlemen series 2... this is what I got -
- League of Gentlemen series 1
- League of Gentlemen series 1
- Tarzan & A Bugs life
- League of Gentlemen series 1
- League of Gentlemen series 1 (x3)
- Gone in 60 Seconds

Then when I used the free post labels to post em back they had the cheek to try and charge me twenty odd pounds for postage.... saying I was in error...

Then I gave up and bought the tweenies x mas special...

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:53, archived)

didn't she

use to do pr0n? I'm sure I read that somewhere...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:48, archived)

/raises eyebrow

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:59, archived)

honest, i'm sure it was her...

...that i read about. somewhere.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:00, archived)

i think

you may have to provide more details...one way or another, there's entertainment to be had there!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:04, archived)

I heard about it too

cos she's the daughter of someone respected then she was on tv and we all found out she did pr0n or was a lap dancer or something.

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:08, archived)

yeah

there's a few dodgy shots floating around of her, not sure they're all full blown porn tho, i think the sport/daily star had some in a while back...

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randomisgood, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:17, archived)

that was it,

she was a page 3 girl.

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:28, archived)

that neck

is not real. can't be.

(que, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:49, archived)

fucking

annoying
prissy
smug
BITCH.

cough

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:49, archived)

my mate's fiance

went to school with her and said she was the most annoying bitch she'd ever met.

mind you, she works for KPMG

(jim, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:49, archived)

the

irony

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:50, archived)

Yes they do.

She's very annoying. I'm glad.

(tomsk, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:51, archived)

no you're not!

that's a terrible thing to say! she's a real person, and i expect her mother loves her.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:54, archived)

I reckon

Her mum hates her

I hate her

Quite a few people above hate her

hate her hate hate her hate her

uggggghnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

(Slacker, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:01, archived)

and her dad's an MSP.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:02, archived)

Okay, okay.

I'm not glad she got mugged. Getting mugged is horrible. But she is dead annoying. And I bet they mugged her for money she earned by being annoying on the telly. 'S karma. They should mug more annoying micro-celebs, it'd make the world a better place.

(tomsk, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:10, archived)

well i like her

Her dad is MP for Harrogate - and she voted for me in the general election, believe it or not.

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gster, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:23, archived)

who are you?

And how do you know she voted for you?

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:30, archived)

because

her dad told me that he and all his family had voted for me cos I was their candidate

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gster, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:36, archived)

still don't know who you are....

....

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:45, archived)

the shame....

I was Lib Dem candidate for the Vale of York at the 2001 election. Didn't win though.

G

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gster, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:19, archived)

Inspired by catpicnotfnord.gif

I didn't create the image I gave someone the inspiration
My first post here.. I'm guessing it takes html.

Stolen from this thread: www.hardforums.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=4666165#post4666165
I WUBS ME SOME B3TA

(G-daddy, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:42, archived)

Me likes

Made me giggle. Thanks!!

(Sprog, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:59, archived)

Get's QA:

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:20, archived)

draft euro flag

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limpfish, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:40, archived)

Wow

Yes, I feel it does represent the European Community.
A fucking hideous mess.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:41, archived)

A little red

X. Genius!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:41, archived)

tis not

it's a stripey thing

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:49, archived)

Well it was a little red

X when I wrote that.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:52, archived)

snot

now tho.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:56, archived)

But it was

then

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:57, archived)

tisn't

now!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:59, archived)

hah.

I out-childished you.

(no, wait, that's not something to be proud of... cuntymints)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:15, archived)

Yes

but when i posted that, it was a little red cross.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:18, archived)

But it isn't now.

It's a fookin' huge flag.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:21, archived)

yeah

that's what i said too.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:26, archived)

Yes. Thats fine. And I agree.

BUT when I posted it, it wasn't. When I posted the original message, it was a little red cross.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:31, archived)

yes but NOW...

it's...

oh i'm sorry, LB, can you ever forgive me? I've stopped now, honest.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:36, archived)

yeah

but I said fookin' , so I get butcher's, jinx, It, Ting-Tang Tommy, etc...

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:35, archived)

m3ss3nger just went bang.

why is that?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:35, archived)

Dont Reboot

That doest fix it.

/Older & Wiser

(Mary_Poppins, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:39, archived)

but

i want it fixed.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:41, archived)

i go away to do some work for 5 minutes

and you manage to break m3ss3nger. I dunno, the board just falls apart without me around to save it.... (hopes to have been missed)

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:49, archived)

woooo

yaaaay
it's icedragon
2k.
(i can make poems too.)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:52, archived)

*Grins

:o)

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:53, archived)

Humm

Id it a 504 gateway time out?

Transatlantic link?

(Wallz, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:42, archived)

It Pings!

But it's not listening on 80.

Taz Fuqd.

(Mary_Poppins, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:46, archived)

True

According to our instruments it should work and from the tests we have been doing it is working but at the moment its up and down quicker then a eastend womans pants.

(Wallz, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:52, archived)

it says the page cannot be displayed.

i want it to work please.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:47, archived)

Try it now

(Wallz, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:56, archived)

Bah!

It's working now, but I'm the only one on it. Fucksocks.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:47, archived)

Though few people know it

The Tweenies' Jake actually inspired David Beckhams mohawk

(hmmm, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:32, archived)

52% of owls

don't know what colour rhinos are.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:41, archived)

absence of chocolate

turns women into raving loonies. This is because men are crap in bed.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:42, archived)

Too much Chocolate

turns raving lunatics into women.

sorry

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:44, archived)

not quite

the presence of chocolate merely keeps women from their natural loony state!

(i foresee a kick in the balls for me)

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:45, archived)

37.6% of Mrs. Grover, of 28b Poopsbury Avenue, SW1

Said her cat preferred it.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:48, archived)

67% of all statistics

are just made up!

(Freshaer, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:06, archived)

hmmm

(sorry, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:45, archived)

The twwenies is now over...

Should I watch 15 to 1 or continue with CBBC?

(Egg, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:47, archived)

50% of the board

is occupied by pure text. is this some kind of record?

cue airplane-type gag

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:31, archived)

Yes

It appears that is some kind of record...

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:32, archived)

Entitled

'Point of No Return' if my eyesight is correct.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:35, archived)

'Xposed' i believe.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:39, archived)

Who's it by?

Bros?

(Fraggle, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:36, archived)

Lettering too small

I can't read it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:37, archived)

Record?

Well.. it's plane to see...

(G-Funk, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:44, archived)

15.27

(Freshaer, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:28, archived)

Damn!

(Freshaer, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:28, archived)

15.24

Time difference in Wales

(HoTWire, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:30, archived)

i'm sure there is a time vortex

in Swansea, which meant i missed my lecturers when I was there....and no I don't mean the nightclub time!

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raw-edge, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:37, archived)

eeek

Time,.. noooooooooooooooooooooo :)

(HoTWire, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:40, archived)

have you ever?

Seen an ant crawling across your desk, then had the overwhelming feeling that there are insects crawling up your sleves and in your shoes,...

no?

just me then,...

(HoTWire, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:26, archived)

you should jump up and down

and slap yourself all over, just to make sure

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:27, archived)

I'm sticking to

a ridged discipline of shifting uncomfortably in my chair and itching my wrists,.. hmmm

(HoTWire, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:28, archived)

Yeah but if you do that

people might think you have an infestation of anal and wrist crabs.
Whereas my way, it will be clear that you have delusions of being covered in crawling insects

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:35, archived)

It worked

I followed your advice, I also rolled around on the floor screaming about the ants for good measure.

They seem to have gone.

The other people in my office that is.

(HoTWire, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:38, archived)

Good work

feet up, time to download pr0n and fart as much as you like

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:42, archived)

cool

so I turn into my boss, who revels in his bodily functions,...

(HoTWire, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:44, archived)

it's not

just your imagination, there really are microscopic bugs everywhere, crawling and squirming in every pore of skin. enjoy!

(que, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:28, archived)

you share your bed

with this delightful creature every night

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rosey, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:42, archived)

Yeah then

she complains that I never call

(Wallz, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:44, archived)

Your bed bugs have phones?

Blimey! EVERYONE is getting a mobile these days!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:56, archived)

Now there's a thing...

Do new beds come with bugs , or do they jump off the old bed when you throw it out and wait, rubbing their mandibles with glee at getting a new home in which to feast upon your crumbling flesh?

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:05, archived)

these dusty little varmints too

(que, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:11, archived)

give me a D !

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:16, archived)

(Jamsie, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:17, archived)

give me a T!

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:17, archived)

delerium

tremens!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:18, archived)

(Jamsie, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:18, archived)

Ah Ha

You fell for my evil plan. I knew somebody would. You see I'm not going to say "Put them all together and what have you got?"
Isn't that great? It's called building you up to a fever of anticipation and then letting you down horribly. I'm sure there must be a literary term for it.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:20, archived)

cuntism?

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:21, archived)

Isn't that an album by

Cuntfield?

(Fraggle, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:23, archived)

mintism

(Freshaer, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:24, archived)

there is

it's called the new Douglas Coupland novel.

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rosey, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:22, archived)

de tox?

(steofthedump, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:21, archived)

Don't put yourself down.

A-

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:17, archived)

Give me a

32D!

(Freshaer, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:18, archived)

34C

preferably.

(Fraggle, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:20, archived)

anything

bigger than a handfull and your risking a sprained tounge!

(Jamsie, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:22, archived)

We all have sacrifices to

make.

(Fraggle, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:24, archived)

(que, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:21, archived)

What D slew Goliath and was a Spider From Mars?

You didn't say "please Bob" either.

(HoTWire, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:23, archived)

ah but

there is a flaw in your question for David was NOT a Spider from Mars - that was his backing band. You see? Mr Pedantic - here...now.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:28, archived)

oh yeah

Bah I don't like him anyway I was just trying to think of another world famous David,.. well other than me ,.. *cough* :)

Laughing gnome, cuntymints more like.

(HoTWire, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:30, archived)

there was a man on the tube just now

as i came back from lunch, and he had a bag of bananas from tescos, and he took them out one by one, peeled them, and ate four of them in sucession.
That's weird, isn't it. It's not just me that thinks that's weird, surely?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:11, archived)

I work with someone ,..

That did that once (convinced themselves they needed more potassium) ,.. they were very unwell afterwards.

Bananas are dangerous,.. Dole are the overlords.

-David

(HoTWire, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:12, archived)

I've got a friend

who used to swear that if you ate too many bananas in one go you died from potassium overdose
(edit) spooky coincidental posting

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:13, archived)

great minds

etc. ;)

(HoTWire, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:24, archived)

would have been more interesting

if after peeling them he started asking them questions like " is that you fredda?" and with no response eat them.

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breel, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:14, archived)

quite weird enough already tho

I think. I might have moved seats if he'd started chatting them up.
You're coming to the party ain't you breel?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:17, archived)

try stopping me

earsocks and all

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breel, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:19, archived)

perhaps

he took that Mark Shuttleworth (pass it on) thing a bit too seriously... either that or he has a potassium deficiency...

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popt_art, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:14, archived)

did you see

in metro this morning, a chap wrote in saying "well, I was wearing a monkey suit, you're all spoilsports..."
bless!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:16, archived)

being unemployed

i have o need to take public transport and therefore don't get to read Metro anymore.. i really miss my horroscope.. they are the best

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popt_art, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:18, archived)

You're a Saggitarius, right?

I mean an Aries... no, a Capricorn... no, a Gemini...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:22, archived)

virgo

the only sign to be

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popt_art, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:22, archived)

you will

be using the internet in the near future.

(que, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:30, archived)

oooh

i used to go out with a virgo.. he always claimed he had "leo rising" though, the tosser.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:34, archived)

how

did Leo feel about this? arf!

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:35, archived)

Leo

is welcome to him.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:41, archived)

where did you go

for your lunch?

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:14, archived)

as..

long as he ate then and didn't stick them up his bum, cause that would have made you (and himself) uncomfortable..

(Jamsie, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:16, archived)

perhaps

he had cramp

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:15, archived)

that im afraid

seems pretty much normal tube dweller behaviour..the amount of weirdos i used to encounter up there!

(steofthedump, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:20, archived)

you could have countered by

opening your purse, and after a while peeringr inside and asking: "Got enough air in there?"

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rosey, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:25, archived)

yes its weird

bananas are disgusting and cannot be eaten by normal people

interesting fact - bananas used to have seeds in them! but they were bred out of them over many years

i dont like bananas

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DaWolfey, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:28, archived)

Fact 2

Monkeys eat bananas up the other way to humans and they are much easier to open that way,... stupid human opposible (sp?) thumb bullshit mofos.

Word to the gangsta monkies!

(HoTWire, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:33, archived)

I don't like peaches

- they have got big stones
I like bananas
Because they have no bones

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:15, archived)

Apologies for the kangaroo,

I shall go and sit quietly in the corner.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:10, archived)

Nah, don't worry

Just photoshop a kitten and post it and all will be well:-)

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fishbear, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:24, archived)

Bit busy right now, will this suffice?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:39, archived)

I have been struck by a kitten.

Little bastard!

(Fraggle, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:07, archived)

A picture of Fidel

Being buzzed by a low flying
winged cat?

fidelcat clicky

Bay of Kitties?

(squirrelgman, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:01, archived)

I have been struck by a poem.

The female breasts are a wondrous thing.
They come in pairs,
and when active, they swing.

I than'kew

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:55, archived)

i find the concept

of active and inactive breasts an interesting thing to ponder

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DaWolfey, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:57, archived)

Ohhhhh Yes!

..where's me credit card?..
www.realdoll.com/studio.html

(Freshaer, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:59, archived)

I assume those breasts are

active?

Not bad for $6,000!

(Fraggle, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:04, archived)

I had to laugh:

Male Realdoll Specifications
...
anal entry optional; will affect weight.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:25, archived)

They also look great on

brazilian models who travel on the district line.

(Fraggle, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:58, archived)

Verse 2

Big ones, Small one, Some as big as yer head.

Give em a lick with yer tounge, thats what the woman said..

(Jamsie, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:08, archived)

Pool table

I'm just about to bid for a pool table on ebay and the seller is called blode_and_food, anyone from around here ???

(Jodrell, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:52, archived)

I need a poo

but I can't go 'cos I am in work and some bastard always walks in as soon as I start to relax. :0(

(pingu, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:52, archived)

Should try

locking the door %P

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:53, archived)

try using the toilet, then locking the door.

(Fraggle, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:57, archived)

heh heh heh

U know what I mean, cubicle lurkers are cunts! I am sure the boss employs them to stop you from spending too much time in the shunkie

(pingu, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:59, archived)

just go and wait till everyone

is gone. if anyone enters then participate in a 'shit stand off', make sure they leave first then peace is yours, so you can have a solo shitty shoot out without the embarrassment of anyone hearing

(hazey, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:00, archived)

i think my problem is solved

I just shit myself laughing when I read solo shitty shoot out.

(pingu, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:04, archived)

hehe

well, thats the alternative solution to your problem :) ive aquired an expert knowledge of shitting at work in my time, im a veteran of the shit stand off, never beaten as yet, even if its taken 20 minutes for them to leave.....

(hazey, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:09, archived)

skippy the bush kangaroo

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:43, archived)

God thats poor

But I like it

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:43, archived)

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