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# No reason
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:11, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
kill it!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:12, archived)
# waaargg!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:13, archived)
# That has given me the fear
big time.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:14, archived)
# reet
smart that !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:16, archived)
# by gum!
she's looking well
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Jeeeeeeeeee
zzzzzzzus!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)
# mmm
ideal blowjob call
(Seanyk0, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:34, archived)
# she
looks like gollum
(Nells, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:53, archived)
# umm...
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:09, archived)
# "You mean you've never double clicked your mouse??"
I'm in love with Natashe Lyonne.
(Miss Scarlett, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Woo by the way.
Sorry.
(Miss Scarlett, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:12, archived)
# this has to be some kind of record :) welcome to the board
a member for 8 minutes and 41 seconds
has posted 4 messages
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Whooooooooooooo?
.
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:21, archived)
# I saw a picture like that years ago
only it was a real photograph. with a pink mouse, and it looked even more like... you know... that.
I lost the pic and have been searching for it for years now.
nice wooliness to you too there though btw.
but you made me think of that pic again!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:14, archived)
# try
www.ebaumsworld.com

(Nells, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:54, archived)
# i don't get it
i do really though.
(filth)
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:16, archived)
# sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:17, archived)
# theres a mouse in my minge
finger me
(Seanyk0, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:35, archived)
# took me ages to get that
(Squid Bunty, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Good morning everyone.
Has anyone on the board fell in love with Lucy Pinder? I know i have.
(clitasaurus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:04, archived)
# I don't know who that is.
Is anyone else having problems signing in to MSN messenger? It seems to think I'm not online.
(Miss Scarlett, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:05, archived)
# You signed up
just to ask us that?

MORNING!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Oh,
and it seems fine btw.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# MORNING!
how goes?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Not three bad.
Stayed up far to late last night though.

*oof*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:09, archived)
# me too
*rubs weary head*



no......not that head
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Nope.
I was signed up here ages ago but I forgot my password and it was with an old e-mail address that is no longer active. Messed about for a bit then got fed up and signed up again.
(Miss Scarlett, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:08, archived)
# morning
and what a lovely day too!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:09, archived)
# MORNING!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Hello.
Still having venue issues about tonight, keep an eye on the scheduler, and m3ssag3 me your mobile number.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:16, archived)
# will do.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:20, archived)
# MORNING!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:16, archived)
# MORNING!
bleh, not sure I like all this shouting
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:20, archived)
#
sorry!

how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:21, archived)
# not too bad
just not woken up yet and still haven't got very far with my m3tatweening. At least it's a bank hol on monday - looks like I'll need it!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:24, archived)
# I dont have msn.
Lucy Pinder is that beauty discovered by the daily star (a classy papper, filled with the news that counts). www.lucypinder.com this is actually my work colleagues shrine to her. She is the office sweet heart.
(clitasaurus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:08, archived)
# My my what a lovely...
Smile ;)
(Miss Scarlett, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:09, archived)
# She a beaut
(clitasaurus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:10, archived)
# mint
She is lush man, I wouldn't mind a piece of that!!
(craigusmaximus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:11, archived)
# Tell me about it
She was discovered the other week sun bathing in bournemouth. 34FF, Cant beat that.
(clitasaurus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:13, archived)
# hey clitasaurus...
Q: what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: a Licalodopus!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:08, archived)
# i thought it was
lictolicalotopus
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:10, archived)
# oh.
also good.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Its all good.
Being a dinosaur myself, i tried get a job as Wilma Flintstones colonic masseuse.
(clitasaurus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Ha
Nice one. Thats my missus.
(clitasaurus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Ku Klux Island - Dave always felt slightly different to the other statues
Ku Klux Island
(I helped save b3ta! geekchic, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:58, archived)
# what part of jmtj sd,s4cvnyxer6;s;sess5[w34o
don't you understand????

:)

Has that source pic originally got them all in a line?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:04, archived)
# It has indeed...
www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/lostempires/easter/images/movesslide01.jpg

I'm lazy like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! geekchic, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Darren was a hit with the ladies

Click to enlarge your penis
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)
# oow hes a charmer
hi my names basildon from darren (said on large amounts of eckstacy)
(Seanyk0, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:54, archived)
# ha ha
he reminds me of Groucho Marx
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Thats dead good
Annnnnnimate
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] No Hurry....Bum Slurry!


www.angrykid.com

www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/tv/angrykid.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)
# ermm
what?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)
# i dont get it
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Angry Kid
is an Aardman character...
www.angrykid.com
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)
# hehe, hoho
www.angrykid.com/wigs/wig_hi.gif
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:58, archived)
# and I am not going
to visit the web site.

bollocks to that:
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:54, archived)
# s'good web site!
good opening, anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:55, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)
# GOOD MORNING !!!!
That's a very nice 'good morning'
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)
# good morning!
:D wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)
# morning!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)
#
morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Bell Division, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Good Morning
I feel awful today, AND I have to launch a website in time for the Nottinghill Carneval and I haven't got all the content yet :(
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Clients are Cunts.
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:49, archived)
# A
necessary evil, I feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Yes, as they pay the bills.
But the world would be alot better if they just gave me the money for the work, or if they didn't want it, just say soo.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:54, archived)
# ouch!
doesnt seem very good
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:49, archived)
# morning !
how lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:56, archived)
# good moaning
mmm curry for breakfast
(Seanyk0, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:01, archived)
# yes !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:08, archived)
# Iraq vs U.S

Iraqi vs U.S night vision.





Iraq on the left...U.S downtown on the right





came in a dream, weird
(frozen hi im back but you don't know me, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)
# I had a dream the other week
that my mum came in my room and said "You have some friends downstairs" while I was sleeping.

I went downstairs in my dressing-robe, and there were about 10 female friends and I was suddenly in a club (still in my dressing robe).

The doorbell went, I woke up, went downstairs in my robe, and there they were, off to a party !!!!

//edit Yes, I did have a hard-on, that I found rather hard to hide
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)
# out of curiousity
why the hell are you telling us all this?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)
# My mind works strangly....
The post was about a dream.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)
# yeah...
no offense like, but i'm sure i'm not the only one who really doesn't care what you're having for breakfast, or whether you had a dream & woke up with an erection. not to mention the spelling just makes it painful to read...
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)
# I care though....
and please, the 'spellings' thing is just SOOOO old.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)
# right...
because communicating properly is so last millennium. and i'm just wondering why you care enough to want to share these things with a bunch of strangers on a message board.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)
# i'm with you on the spelling thing
it makes text harder to read
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Solution:
don't read them
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:49, archived)
# how
can you tell what they are if you don't read them?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Because
I have special eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)
# he's expressing his opinion.
let it lie!

i'm guessing he's skip over his cruft in future.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:51, archived)
# But im dyslexic, I can't spell.
But I am, at lest, ovchieving my objective of comunication.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:51, archived)
# ok
still doesn't explain why you're trying to communicate the minutiae of your private life.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Ok...
The 'brakefast' thing, was because someone on the board suggested I try it yesterday.

The dream thing, was because I found it rather funny, and thought you lot would too.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:56, archived)
# touchy ! ;)
and sorry but I don't go for this "I'm dyslexic" excuse for bad spelling , ok maybe some actually are but I reckon for most it's just an easy cop out
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:59, archived)
# That's fair enough,
But I am legaly dyslexic.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:01, archived)
# if
you are , you are fair enough , it's just that I've been on this Earth for 31 years and the amount of dyslexic people I have come across I can count on one hand , yet I come to a message board and half of it is !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:14, archived)
# morning
ted!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:02, archived)
# ello mate :)
how goes?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# apart
from working, grand ta :) yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:09, archived)
# just
got up up mate , gonna go and buy stuff for bathroom in a bit and try wiring a shower in , if I don't make it it's been fun ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:15, archived)
# freak
I totally agree, why are you telling us this!!!
(craigusmaximus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Morron
read the above post
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)
# moron
:)

secondly. going by your method of argument

your opnion differs from mine. so you are a moron
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Blimmy, just count it as im speeking in slang then, init =P
In my personal opinon (is there an 'n' after the 'p' there?), my opinon is the most correct (otherwise I would change it).
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:53, archived)
# morning
you loon
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)
# the
final outcome

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)
# No country with a McDs
has attacked the US in recent history


(I think, they said it on the film, The Recruite)
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, that explains the stupid hats then...
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)
# he he he
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)
# sorry
www.b3ta.com/board/1825377

but woo anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Bollocks.
Far too many to search through!

Bollocks again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)
# it's uncanny
mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)
# Cor!
I love the way B3tans think exactly the same
(mental) things. It's ace :) That's the third
time the exact picture has been used to do
that.. but they're all great - so woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)
# In hono(u)r of MLK
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:29, archived)
# lol
green?
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
top toppery that!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)
# thats wrong.
greeen?! ewww.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)
# I can't believe
that this is my very first spong.



He looks a bit like Armando Ianucci now...
(Cheeley - which is what makes time travel possible, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Cor - he does!
Great spong.. Lovely detail on the edges :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:25, archived)
# HAHA
what are the rules for a googlism?

tulsatvmemories.com/imag1999/lard.jpg
(Hobbes, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:26, archived)
# It's amazing what adverts used to be
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)
# split your name in two
do a google image search for the two parts and make a picture with them..
here's mine SOL-LY..

(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)
# Must you
use the very first picture that comes up for each search?
I can't remember.
(Hobbes, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)
# yeah
i think so. i know i did
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)
# yes
:)

And let fnord know that you'e done it
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)
# ok
(Hobbes, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Ver-Min
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:54, archived)
# it's true what they say...
parasites look like their hosts ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:02, archived)
# She has the same effect on me
Nice shoppage
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] saw this pic on reuters and thought of you
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:17, archived)
# nice one
.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:18, archived)
# hehe, hoho.
Are there any mods about? Can you FP a textie please... always wanted to see that.

you can take it off afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:21, archived)
# mods are evil.
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:23, archived)
# most of 'em...
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)
# actually
spacefish and rogan are lovely people.

i have the feeling they're goign to turn into evil zombie fleching flesh eating ninjas of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)
# Teenage Mutant Ninja Donkey Pirates....
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)
# it was done
to SSG (or was it sosumi) once by a rather pissed and anonymous mod
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:26, archived)
# Bugger,
I missed that.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)
# it was very
early in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)
# Young Adolf was so proud of his "no stain" deodorant
He thought it it could conquer the world!

(I helped save b3ta! JugglerJAF It's curtains for you.Lacy gently wafting curtains, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:17, archived)
# just
to add an image to the rather texty page



would you?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Yeh'...
but only if she brought me flowers.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:17, archived)
# beer
or flora?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:18, archived)
# I want 12 dozen roses
And I don't want any of them to be the same colour
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:20, archived)
# yes i would
have a swim that is... it's hot
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:23, archived)
# You're talking about
The woman I love.

Shame about that body, tho.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:01, archived)
# I just heard
that today is the 40th anniversary of Martin Luther King's "I have a dream" speech.

Nice timing on the competition!
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:04, archived)
# and the 50th of Ronald MacDonald's
"I have an Ice Cream" speech
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:06, archived)
# that idiot
hogging all the icecream
(1, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Anyone tried there new peach'n'appricot one?
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:08, archived)
# typical of us really
but why are people so pissed off about it.
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:07, archived)
# 'cos it makes them confront
their own racism which they've spent years trying to deny
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:08, archived)
# personally
i'm on a quest against my inevitable hangover
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:10, archived)
# why though?
we're taking the piss out of the KKK. not the people they persecuted

EDIT: or persecute
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:11, archived)
# everyone secretly wants to wear the pillowcase though
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:11, archived)
# this is true
/runs to bedroom
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:14, archived)
# I was totaly against it,
but then kindda 'couldnt be arssed' to be.

The only thing that I don't like about it now, is that it wasn't voted. Oh', and all the crap "Lets put a hat on this picture" pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:15, archived)
# this always
happens with any compo
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Don't they say
"No publicity is bad publicity"? So even though the competition entries are manily ridiculing the KKK in some way we are promoting them.

For example, in Germany it is illegal to display any swastika symbol. That is why thet cut down those trees in that forest and replanted this:
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:15, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Looks like he has Boxing Gloves
If B3TA had a god, do you think it would be him?
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:18, archived)
# ha!
that's great
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:22, archived)
# repost
my front garden...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:23, archived)
# it looks like one of your
scannersquashings :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:25, archived)
# actually
it doesn't look anything like that now

The slugs LOVED the white bits - came from miles around to eat at the Killmouse Restaurant - and the red bits turned out to be radioactive superplants, are are now about a foot tall ... but I know it's supposed to be Furtive...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:28, archived)
# That's
Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:26, archived)
# its been a long time,
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:03, archived)
# I was going to say
how good that was before my computer sponateously reset so have a delayed woo.
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:17, archived)
# Tip for drunkards
1. go out at 9 pm. Drink till 3 am. In total 11 pints.
2. go to bed at 5, still enojying that lovely kebab on the way home
3. Get woken up at 9.30 by the postman, with no hangover, because you're still pissed.


Ok, i'd say i'd quit b3ta for a while - I just need this one hit for the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Drink milk and water
or tonight you'll be in sooo much pain and won't be able to sleep through the 'hangover' stage.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:56, archived)
# yup. what i've been doing.
to be honest i don't thing it'll be that bad.

oddly enough. i wasn't completely trashed.

so i think most of it went through me.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:57, archived)
# I thought the same thing last teusday
I was slaughtered.... it was that 'im so drunk im soba' things
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:59, archived)
# yup.
met a sound bloke called warren ellis.

and got pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:00, archived)
# did he mention that he made comics
by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:03, archived)
# YES it was!
www.warrenellis.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Blimey you'll have to tell Misteralfie all about that
and me maybe.
He lent me the Transmetropolitan series and it was fantastic stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:04, archived)
# you're talking to yourself again
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:07, archived)
# whee. i've been blogged
www.diepunyhumans.com/
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:07, archived)
# nice make-up
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:08, archived)
# tahst feorag
she's a sister of perpetual indulgence.

she was collecting for the charity

edit: typo
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:10, archived)
# so where did you meet him
did you talk much?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:13, archived)
# in the pub.
and of course.

he's a sound bloke
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:21, archived)
# Milk?
Milk is for babies.
Fruit juice and water. Vitamin C. Solve problem.
(T1, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:00, archived)
# I have cookies
Cigarettes
and water.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)
# no dope?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:04, archived)
# don't rub it in
*sob*sniff*wail*
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:07, archived)
# you shouldn't go anyway..
we know you're gonna be lurking in the background ;)
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:57, archived)
#
heh heh heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:57, archived)
# i was quite enjoying
that fake site. don't understand what upset them???
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:01, archived)
#
*shrug*

who knows.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:08, archived)
# see
below for delicious anti-brain-thump drinkie.

also let the squirrel serenade you - latest Flash toon from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)
# bru in any form
is like speed for me.

it makes me incredibly hyper.


so it's quite effective at ye olde hangover
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:04, archived)
# I
love it!
(I helped save b3ta! HickyVicki, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Im going for it...
someone yesterday said I should try and put a Hashbrown in a crussonte (I can't spell that, ovbously)....

Im going for it....

(will give up to the minuite reports)...

Im about to open my crussonte up, I have no knife
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:52, archived)
# It's open
that gregs crussonte doesn't open up very well, but it's there.... about to take the hashbrowns out of the McDonalds bag.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:53, archived)
# And there in....
hands are gresy, is this brave young man going to slip before he takes his first bite...
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Nope, and it's good.
It's McGregs Good.

This young man'll go far.



**end to eat**
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:55, archived)
# top hangover drink btw...
Irn Bru n Fresh Orange - very very very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:57, archived)
# i'll try that on my next morning-after
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:01, archived)
# I prefer
Ribena!! And a milky way, works wonders!!
(craigusmaximus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Smug bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)
# what a cunt
Michael Johnson co-hosting the World Atheletics keeps making the international sign language sign for vagina

(fingertips together pointing downwards, thumbs together palms apart making the shape of an enlongated diamond, all held in front of the crotch)

Tony Blair does it a lot as well

you have been told!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:28, archived)
# Morning Mr The Bear
Thanks for posting a new thread, I was getting sick of that photo.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:31, archived)
#
so was I
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:32, archived)
# morenin
not at 't festival laddie?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Not this weekend...
... which is quite strange for me. I'm injured.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:41, archived)
# don't tell me
you mis-juggled?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)
# This is actually my first
injury to ever make me stop juggling. And yes, I did it while juggling. I strained my left shoulder while trying get a world record. That will teach me to try silly stunts like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)
# cunt!
TJ: my missus has just told me she's going away for a week.... TODAY!!!!

so lots of beer and fun for me this weekend!

I have also told her to tidy up before she goes
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:31, archived)
# you can tell who wears the mini-skirt
in your house, oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:37, archived)
# me..
but outside the house, i wear a sarong
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:38, archived)
# I wear my high heels when I'm doing the ironing
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:40, archived)
# i iron
in a thong... suspended from the ceiling
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:43, archived)
# funny that
that's how I shave and cut my toenails
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)
# you shave
your toenails???
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)
# who doesn't?
weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:05, archived)
# I was just about to say that
:)
(allergic to curry, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:05, archived)
# that bastard
sounds painful
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:32, archived)
# threadjack
someone's nicked some of my cartoons!
clicky here

and here
anyone any idea what i can do about it?
[ none violent, none involving great cost]
and you might want to check out their archive in case they've ripped of anyone else
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Oooh that's not nice
Seeing as they're hosting them themselves, then changing them to a very rude animation is out of the question.

I'd suggest either e-mailing them, or see if you can get a page saying how much you hate speeds-cartoons.com to rank above their site on Google.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Not really,
but this can help
amail.co.uk/cgi-bin/atrace.pl?ip1=www.speeds-cartoons.com&who=YES
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:37, archived)
# geek
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:39, archived)
# geeky...
...but impressive.
no idea what it means, mind
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)
#
snap
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:45, archived)
# Or you could try a Whois
MASTON, BRUCE (SPEEDSCARTOONS-DOM)
P.O. Box 000
NRH, TX 76148
US


PO Box 000?

Maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Sorry
only violence on offer this morning
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:37, archived)
# Well, they didn't hotlink to it
but just showed it on their horrible site. They also kept your copyright intact, hence you cannot do much but mail them and threat them a bit with "legal action" unless they provide a link back or agree to other terms you'll set.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:38, archived)
# yeah, snce they haven't stamped their logo on it
the best you can do is ask them to pay you for it or remove it probably
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:52, archived)
# i've mailed them
politely pointing out they've stolen my cartoons and asking for a removal or acknowledement/link.

it is a fecking horrible site that though. yerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:55, archived)
# see the bottom of the main page
© copyright speeds-cartoons.com, all rights reserved.
Images, animations, videos, flash, and shockwave at this website have been collected from the internet, from free sites, newsgroups, etc. and are believed to be in the "public domain". If you are the rightful owner of any the items posted here, and object to them being displayed, please e-mail me for removal.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)
# A big-name catalog website
was remote-linking from one of my comercial websites.

I swapped it for a 'stop stealing my bandwidth' goatse pic.

(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:11, archived)
# sorry
but they are rather nice!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Blimmy.....
maybe he is trying to call you something?


Did you know that if you make the 'ok' sign with your left hand, and use your right index finger, stick it in the hole, then take it out...

Then with the finger still streched out, brush the right hand (right hand where your fingers now are) against the left (in an upwards motion), finishing to point at someone with the still streched out index finger...

you are saying 'fuck you' in manderin
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:34, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmm
thought mandarin was a spoken language
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Yeh', its the offical language of china...
but you know how each culture has there own way of sign-language-swaring thinggy (hence the HSBC advert), well that's the manderin one.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:38, archived)
# Oh I see
bit like 'up yours' and 'wanker'
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:41, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)
# That's also the meaning
in British Sign Language.

People do it a lot when they are sitting on platforms waiting to do a presentation. Does make me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)
# I've noticed that as well
I think they think it makes them look prefessorial but it doesn't , oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:00, archived)
# They try and do that "im thinking" sign...
when im alone, and need to think.

I put my thumb in my mouth and rest the top-jaw on it. It looks like im sucking my thumb, but im not.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 10:12, archived)

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