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This is a link post The diarrhoea floater. I made this!
Mod Edit: Cut the crap please.
 (I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post wheres the hide button?
I can almost smell it
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
You are ill in many different ways.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post hey you are not supposed to slag off other peoples work, read the faqs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post you rock
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1hFjCQV3D4
 (I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Fastest adblock ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post i'll be the judge of that, how quick was it?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post One yoctosecond*
*may contain lies
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so impressed
Well done
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks Townsend, you've inspired me to do more.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect my inspiration was of little influence

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Just beautiful
Like a flower blooming in the Sahara
 (I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post This needs to go on the POOPULAR PAGE!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Or the PLOPULAR PAGE!
HAHAHA.

I prefer that one in fact. Wish I'd thought of it earlier. Like dad always said, post in haste, something something leisure.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That would be an irresponsable thing to do... Rob would be upset.
*clicks*
[edit] i'm fucking appalled I clicked this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations.
Once you've mastered potty training we'll move you on to solids.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post FAQ
Use NSFW - and no that doens't mean linking to porn and marking it NSFW. It means stuff that might be a problem if your boss glimpsed it.
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post "I'm not sure if my picture is NSFW or not, how do I tell? Just ask yourself, "Could this be mistaken for porn?" "
I'm not sure what sort of porn you're into Townsend.
 (I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop being a dick.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post what's with all the name calling? is /links a needy bunch of shitcunts?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Why don't you make something Dawn of the Bread?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post probably can't, special needs or something

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post hey, i know a bit about that type of porn

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/features/linksboardrules/
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know why someone's boss would be annoyed by this photo.
Anyway I thought you said you liked it. Little confused here, man.
 (I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post As a scat porn specialist I can say with the full extent of my knowledge that this is not porn
But it's still shit
 (I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell mate!?
Are you on a grass diet or summat? A human cow-pat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post What a load of shit!

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Now this is just getting fucking annoying.
You need to put "NSFW" & un-embed the picture.
Unless your raison d'être on /links is to be a irritating cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's safe for work so I didn't tag it.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post hello to our new lord and master, i dont remember voting for this prick tho, anybody?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post are you and mike woz ere a trolling tag team?
if so, well done!
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post mongy's just a cat that appreciates fine art when he sees it.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you think a photo of shit is safe for work?
Really?
I didn't comment the first time he did it- but this is getting tedious.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It's equally tedious listening to some cunt try to backseat mod the board.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Then fuck off back to /talk
you pathetic, attention-seeking retard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not attention I seek.
I'm just separating people who embody b3ta's puerile directive and people who just sap the fun out of the website by being humourless backseat modding pricks.
 (I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post How can one backseat mod?
One can offer advice to people to stop them getting themselves banned, but if you can't delete or edit other peoples' posts, how can you be a "mod"?

Are you really that thick, Mike? We can see you're that angry. Why are you so angry, Mike?

I do so often look at the world and think, "I wonder if the world would be less of an angry place if we killed all the thick people". But I only think it, Mike, I only think it.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post The same way backseat drivers don't actually drive, MrOil.
Didn't read the rest of your post after it became apparent you're not worth listening to.
 (I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, right, right
So maybe if *I* drop some subtle hints about someone not quite following board ettiquette, then the sleepy mod will wake up - "By Jove, he's RIGHT! I'd better check my rule book and BAN this fellow"

Yes, I'm SURE that's how it works, Mike.

Why don't you wonder back off to the /talk playground where the posts are short enough for you to understand?
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not the one who doesn't understand basic English, MrOil.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post i can't decide whether you're being pompous or sanctimonius or both.
so i'm going to play it safe, and go with 'prick'.
 (I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Got it in one, Janet
Well done, have a biscuit.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post cool, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd be happier if you took more pictures of shite instead of talking it.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Unhappy?
I think maybe you read too many unhappy posts, Mark, I'm rather enjoying this thanks very much. To be called names by /talk...the KINGS of NEVER getting UPSET ONLINE... well, I'm very proud.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh man, MrOil punching the keyboard with his balled up little fists of fury, right here.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I recognise that
curry last night was it?
 (I helped save b3ta! krang, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post And now it's on the front page...
I regret clicking the "like this" button as it's clearly just puerile trolling.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It's almost like it completely defines b3ta.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, sounds more like one of the chans to me.
Why don't you just go for gold and post some shock site pictures?

Or are you going to limit it to pictures of your shit every few days?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry have you seen the quizzes section?
Where you have to decide whether it's hair from a vagina or a beard, or whether it's milk or semen on a woman's face. I don't think a site can promote things like that and come down hard on a dewd who's just artistically expressing himself through the medium of shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Difference is those you have to click on those to reveal the content.
Yours is there for managers and in my case director to see if we want to or not.

I see you're enjoying lots of attention in /talk though.
Hope it was worth adding an extra layer of grime to office life for others.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't feed the trolls
b3ta.com/talk/7448606 *sigh*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post trolls now? i've been on this site for years an contributed origional content thousands of times, what do you do except post links that people email you?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You have, you have
I, for one, had no idea there were so many "Your mum" jokes and "nonce" insults in the world. Truly enlightened, right here.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post 50 plus front pages, checkem, you might like to steal some ideas

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I really can't be arsed to look, mongy
But if you're usually funny enough to get on the front page 50+ times, you've let yourself down today rather a lot.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I mean, how can someone 'backseat drive'?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey you got that link on the popular page too!
www.b3ta.com/talk/popular/

Thanks tab hunter.
 (I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not true, they randomly show up on the front page.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post All of them are thumbnail sized and most not obviously NSFW
and you know if some new person had come along and tried this tedious bullshit they'd be banned.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post dude, turn 360 from the keyboard and walk away for a bit, this is a comedy website

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post *turns 360*
Ooh look! A keyboard!
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You've really come across as intelligent and witty in this thread Townsend, well done.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably best somebody did

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post TownsendsPublisher: Saviour of b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post conservative
adjective

1. disposed to preserve existing conditions, institutions, etc., or to restore traditional ones, and to limit change.
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHA!
Nice
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the mileage on mongy's joke was short-lived.
Yet here we are, a whole hour later and people are still being exposed.
 (I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post wait till i tell them batman was the best super hero due to his powers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I get it now
It was one of those things that is funny cos it is deliberately thick and stuff.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post There's pictures of women who have facial expressions like they have dicks in them.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe you should do some work and stop reading b3ta on the company dime.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe he should't have clicked 'I like this'
As it happens Amadeus scarcely has a leg to stand on in this argument.
 (I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post i wonder why amadeus clicked it, and now he thinks he shouldn't have clicked it.
do you think the idea of getting on the popular page was okay when someone from links suggested it, and then when he realised /talk were here as well it became personally upsetting?
 (I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I was just trying to encourage faecal puns.
I'm so misunderstood.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
Faecal puns sounds like a band name.

However, I don't like seeing pictures of someone's shit on my screen. Regardless of whether I'm at work or not. And regardless of whether I'm on my own PC or the one at the library.

It was done to be deliberately contentious and puerile. I'll recover, I'm sure.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post What website do you think you're on?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
Whatever.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post MORE LIKE MISUNDERSTOOL HAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post AHahaha - Diarrhoea on the frontpage!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post OMFG
How long do i now wait for this to be removed from the FP before I can open B3ta again?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tiffany Aching 's bowl of oatmeal tried to stare her down and won, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post put it on talk
they love talking shit
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ZING
GUYS WE'VE BEEN ZINGED
GAMES UP GUYS
BOBSIE HAS OUR NUMBER
 (I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that from Sainsbury's "taste the difference" range or Tesco's "every little helps"?

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
I think it's from the "Very Little Helps" range.
 (I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post *bork*
*puts down chips and curry sauce*
 (horsethroat chewing on life's gristle on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post *picks up dipping tortillas*

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post *devours some butterscotch Angel Delight*

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Will this be in the auction?
b3ta.com/links/749374
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post FP THIS NOW!!!!
Oh, you already did.
 (I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post "idiocracy"
apparently it wasn't just a movie. It was a documentary.

:(
 (softporn 70's sink fixer, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post You need more fibre in your diet

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You aint wiped your arse properly

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I think everyone is missing the point
This is scientifically incredible. A liquid shit that remains on the surface of water is not something one sees every day. I would suggest emailing this to Brian Cox immediately. I hope you didn't/couldn't flush it, so more tests can be done.

All the haters, wtf?! I suppose you see this sort of physics-defying occurrence every day, do you? People like you are the reason we're not living on Mars or shooting around on hoverboards yet. Hang your heads.
 (I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I call it the 'slippery nipple'
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slippery_nipple
 (I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post bottom getted

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:42, Reply)