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This is a link post Canadian tyre shop
has slight itemisation error
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha eh?

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post *BEEP* *Mr Potato Head*... "Sorry"
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 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
I was very confused when I went into a Canadian Tire and found they were more like B&Q than Halfords.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post A minor trolling victory for someone.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Jul 2020, 17:21, Reply)
This is a link post Priapic side effect

(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post that last line made me wince

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post "using a needle"
O_O
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I regret having read this.

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 16:53, Reply)
This is a link post All the world's a plague
Stunningly well done. There's a follow up too:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWdmkGw9qng
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Very well done, read and sounding

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 12:10, Reply)
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(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 4 Jul 2020, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake news
That was a made up quote by a spoof Pepys account on Twitter.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 5 Jul 2020, 23:04, Reply)
This is a link post Disco, disco
Give it a couple of minutes to get going.
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Time traveling Kenny Logins.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post The intro beat is decent techno.

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that got my heart beating a little faster.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I met him once
trufax
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 4 Jul 2020, 8:36, Reply)
This is a link post To much floof to handle
THE PAWS... THE PAWS!!!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Where's SlurpyJ?!!

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Awe =)

(Sherbs, Mon 6 Jul 2020, 2:45, Reply)
This is a link post Spot the cat following the deer

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 7:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Why's the cat called Spot when it doesn't have any?

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is the Spotify logo striped?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post why is there a lowercase letter t in the b3ta logo on the front page but none in the small and large graphics in the FAQ?
to be clear in the bottom of the letter 'b'
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Hong Kong Phooey fan

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post sneaky bastard
RIP elk
 (cockenspiel, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 9:12, Reply)
This is a link post Friday music
because.....
(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 4:11, Reply)
This is a link post Surprise music history.
I just stumbled onto a comment by the woman who wrote this back in 1960. It actually does appear to be the prior evolution of Hey Joe before Hendrix.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 1:12, Reply)
This is a link post Jazz
Niiiice
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Crazy

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 4:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I just don't get jazz.
I've tried, but it all sounds shit to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post It is all shit.
Your ears are working perfectly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 15:58, Reply)
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I dont think there is anything wrong with not liking jazz. You either have a jazz brain or you dont. I dont, and i'm sick of jazz people pretending jazz is some higher form of entertainment. Same with opera.
 (cackbastard criminally inane, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Jazz is too broad a genre to dismiss in its entirety.
It's like saying all Pop music is shit. Some of it is utter bollocks, but there's plenty of great Pop music out there, too.
I'm not a fan of the Miles Davis stuff, and the Loungey freestyle interpetative Jazz can get fucked. There are some rare exceptions which I can really get behind, but mostly it's for the same kind of cunts that find the Turner Prize nominations intellectually stimulating. In my opinion

But then there are musicians like Billie Holiday, Nina Simone, hell, you could even argue that Joni Mitchell could be categorised as Jazz, and I bloody love all of them.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post pretty much this
i’m quite partial to trad and gypsy jazz myself.
 (ozof, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha fantastic!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 10:46, Reply)
This is a link post Britain's Forgotten Slave Owners from historian David Olusoga
I've binged out on BBC Iplayer the past couple of nights and just finished watching 'A House Through Time' series by David Olusoga (a must watch as well)! But if you are unaware of this? It's a real eye opener on how Britain was built on the back of the slave trade. It show's how these slave owners came out of the wood work to claim their compensation for their human property. Unbelievably, the last beneficiary for abolition of slavery in the 1830's was paid in 2015. I post it here because if you haven't seen it? You should!
 (Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post The Guardian must fall.
Back in the 1860s, The Manchester Guardian, as it was then, gave unqualified support to the confederacy during the American civil war; even reprinting confederate propaganda against the slaves’ liberator Abraham Lincoln.

“it was an evil day both for America and the world when he was chosen President of the United States”

– Manchester Guardian, 10th October 1862

Upon the news of President Lincoln’s assassination, the Guardian described the president’s time in office as “abhorrent”, specifically the Proclamation of Emancipation – the act that declared “all persons held as slaves” within the rebellious states “are, and henceforward shall be free.”

Perhaps the opposition to emancipation of slaves was driven by the views of their founder, John Edward Taylor, who made his money in the cotton trade – an industry that prospered on the backs of cotton-picking slaves. After the death of their founder in 1844, the paper continued its relationship with its cotton merchant advertisers, going as far as demanding Manchester’s cotton workers, who refused to touch cotton picked by US slaves, should be forced back into work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, makes the Daily Mail sound like Hello magazine.
Surely the current share holders have no links to John Edward Taylor + co?
 (Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post There are no shareholders. It's a trust. A very rich trust. Made rich off the backs of slaves.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 2:11, Reply)
This is a normal post They've been losing millions per year for over a decade now, they keep laying off staff,
and they beg and beg and beg me for money whenever I read their shit, so I don't think they're quite as rich as you think.

So anyway, what did you think of Britain's Forgotten Slave Owners?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post copyright, Paul Staines, 2020
The sole source of the Guido expose appears to be this 10-year-old guardian article which inevitably tells a different story
www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2011/feb/24/1865-guardian-stance-us-civil-war
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post The sole source? Apart from the contemporaneous quotes from The Guardian itself you mean?
Yes, I copied and pasted, well spotted. Why didn't I give any attribution or just post a link? Because a lot of people on here would simply say "it's a Guido story, therefore it's a lie, thus no need to stop wallowing in sanctimony."
But it's not a lie, it's just quoting the paper back at itself. Given that multiple writers in The Guardian demand apologies and even reparations from others for such historical associations, for example they simply adore trotting out quotes from Daily Mail editorials from the mid 1930s sympathetic to Hitler, shouldn't they hold themselves up to the same standards?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post not sure what your point is here
They have trotted the quotes out. That's where guido found them
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post The point is hypocrisy.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post could you point me to the daily mail article where they discuss 'Hurrah for the Blackshirts' please

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Just do a search on the Guardian website, love.
They're very up on holding others to account for their historical positions.
While you're at it, what was Piers Morgan's position on Justin Trudeau blacking up? What's his position on his own wearing of a Nazi uniform in public?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It's cute when right wingers try to apply liberal ethics to an obviously hypocritical attack on a left wing institution. Choose a fucking lane.

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post War is Peace; Freedom is Slavery; Ignorance is Strength.
It's cute that you think no one realises you're that fuckwit Sockcooker.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Just realised that when I've heard 'cotton-pickin'
used in old American cartoons/TV/movies it was in fact a massively racist insult...
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Boy' as well, if you're thinking of Foghorn Leghorn.

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post *drums fingers*
thanks for the tip-off
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Sparks and Cyriak
Together at last!
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This is a link post Bike Talk Show


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This is a link post Doomed to fail.
I mean, The Witcher TV adaptation was *okay*. But tits and swords and monsters are far easier to adapt for television audiences than cynical post-apocalyptic drudgery. Especially on an Amazon Prime budget. No other particularly successful (or memorable) video game television series adaptations come to mind. Perhaps a bit of a high bar for their first shot at it...
Amazon is making a Fallout TV series with the creators of Westworld




 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the Witcher
In theory this COULD work, but you might be right. I mean The Boys is the only decent show I've found that Amazon have pulled off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post There's better game franchises they could have chosen?
Half Life?
BioShock?
Kerbal Space Program?
Horace goes Skiing?
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Thu 2 Jul 2020, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a few I think could work.
I've always thought Silent Hill could always work well as a TV series rather than a full film. Disjointed single stories interwoven through the series would work perfectly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I am still angry at what they did to Silent Hill.
Lost the atmosphere and tension with no time to build it up.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 2 Jul 2020, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Silent Hill Street Blues
Lets be very careful out there
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Soccer Kid, 5 part series

(97800, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post International Superstar Judo

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Cannon Fodder

(97800, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post IK+

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Dizzy
horrendous giant CGI egg interacts with terrified humans
 (97800, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Trump?

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Chocadoobie!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Jul 2020, 0:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Revenge of the mutant camels

(97800, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 7:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Speedball 2: Brutal Deluxe

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Thu 2 Jul 2020, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Portal

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 22:51, Reply)
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Max Payne (especially #2) could work.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 0:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Jet Set Willy

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 3 Jul 2020, 8:32, Reply)
This is a normal post You could make a fairly good scifi action film based on Alien Breed.

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh well, that's the best joke I'm likely to tell all day.
No recognition for one's finest work, it is ever thus.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I found WW increasingly hard to watch as it progressed.
Note to filmmakers: non-linear storytelling may make you feel like you're Quentin Fucking Tarantino but it's painfully hard to follow.

As it happens this was my main gripe with the Witcher.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Series 2 will be more linear apparently

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post STALKER!!!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 2 Jul 2020, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
The Boys was great, up until the final episode when you suddenly realised they weren't going to wrap it up and were setting up a new series instead.

The only really good Amazon series is The Expanse, and they bought that when it was already established.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Bosch was pretty good.
Goliath is fucking spectacular though. I heartily recommend it.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The Witcher was a series of books first
Which made it far more suitable for adaption.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post True. But even if Fallout had anything in the way of lore to base a television series on
(Besides China getting pissy with the USA and kicking off a thermonuclear holocaust), a fantasy series based on a somewhat loose representation of an alternate medieval reality is going to be significantly more budget/production friendly than a sci-fi series set in a retro-futurist post apocalyptic wasteland.

I'd have been far more optimistic about a prequel. A story written by Obsidian Entertainment based on the years/months leading up to the conflict.
One of the things that made the first couple of seasons of Game of Thrones (for example) so fucking brilliant was all the politics and world building. The vast majority of Fallout fans will have played through the post-apocalyptic Fallout landscape in 7 different guises, already. I'm surely not the only one that would have preferred a television series covering the moments leading up to those events.

Maybe that's what we're getting. But I bloody doubt it.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit like Missile Command.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 2 Jul 2020, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post has the movie of it and centipede come out yet?
Atari movies

It'll be pong next
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm hoping for a Pong/Arkanoid/Breakout cinematic universe crossover.

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post They could use a clip of Reagan saying 'break down that wall' in the 80s style theme tune

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Always cheaper and easier to write soap opera than hard sci-fi
I’m pretty sure the template will be the Walking Dead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 8:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Specifically a book series written like a compilation of side quests
Perfect game/TV fodder. Glad they didn't go for the film option.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 3 Jul 2020, 10:54, Reply)
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I never got along with the games, so I think I'll have to give this a miss.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 22:42, Reply)
This is a link post Short (4'00") musical colour lines film I made this!
Now with Added Relaxation Value as you can watch it lying on your side.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the previous one was a lot like Bridget Reily, but sideways.
This one is more like Bridget Reily, but not sideways.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Thu 2 Jul 2020, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Bridget Riley takes a nap sometimes
she deserves it
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 0:15, Reply)
This is a link post Ghislaine predicted to fall off a yacht in 5... 4... 3...

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Elaine? Gu-his-laine? Guh-his-lawn-yeh? Jizz-lane? Jizz-lawn-yeh?

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post gizz lane
I think
maybe jizz lane
 (pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad we got to the bottom of that
but I'm sad her name is not jizz lawn yeah.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it a posh cum box?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Eh?
Picture a lawn. A lawn of jizz. Yeah.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post And now here's Rolf Harris with his version of the Simon and Garfunkel classic
'Jizz Over Troubled Daughter'...

/2Soon
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post BBC News just said Geez-lane, so that must be the correct way as they have a special office where you can ask how to pronounce things.
edit: and while I was typing the US reporter said Gee-lane. I don't know WHAT to believe anymore.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Gee like ghee or gee like gee-whizz?
I thought we'd got this sorted, come on people I'm a busy man, I don't have time for this.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
*bokes*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 2 Jul 2020, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I think we should introduce dedicated jizz lanes
to every major highway in the country.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Boris has finally cracked

(97800, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Jizz lawn made me laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post At least people aren’t arguing about how to pronounce Epstein any more.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I've long given up with American surname mispronunciation.
For a nation so deeply obsessed with their ancestry, they can't properly enunciate Slavic surnames to save their lives.

Possibly something to do with concern over sounding like a Russian spy due to the Cold War/relentless American anti-Soviet propaganda, but still.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I’m constantly impressed with the names of the people Trump surrounds himself with.
Reince Priebert? How the hell am I supposed to be pronouncing that?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Pubic Rinse?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post If you're American, however the fuck you like, apparently.
Just ask Colin Powell, or any poor cunt named Graham.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright Graham?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That's Gram, to you.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post 'dead' wasn't it?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Does she have a yacht called Cap'n Bob?

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post And would anyone describe her mood as 'bouyant'?
(Quote of the century, that was).
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I really hope this gets interesting
Epstein was a dirty fecker and with some plea bargaining a lot of brown stuff could be flying. But saying that she will probably be found dead in custody with a yacht in her cell.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post "Oh, hi! I'm surprised to hear from you...
Oh, you posted bail, huh? How much?... Jesus... Marlin fishing? ...Yeah, sure, why not..."
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 0:43, Reply)
This is a link post Mrs Wizard paints another pic I made this!
A pleasant landscape of the countryside near our home.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 11:08, Reply)
This is a link post PREDATOR 2020 - All Female Remake I made this!
It hunts for sport, it kills for pleasure. This time it’s picked a load of women!
(Rex_Cymru, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done
despite not recognising the other film
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm assuming it's footage from one of those 'survival' telly programmes
Where they hand-pick bloody-useless idiots or vaguely competent but wholly intolerable pricks and drop them off on an island together to see how long they can draw the format out until someone actually dies.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes indeed
Bear Grylls THE ISLAND. They were actually this spectacularly useless...
 (Rex_Cymru, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a film
Bear Grylls: The Island (reality tv survive on an island thing)
 (Rex_Cymru, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Its very very
good. Only small tip would be to make it 2 or 3mins long. No need to draw a great gag and premise out.

5* tho.
 (I helped save b3ta! Really?, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 13:02, Reply)
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Mean to make a short trailer. Ended up making a short film
 (Rex_Cymru, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Easily done, but I don't mind a bit of length
fnarr fnarr
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 19:18, Reply)
This is a link post if this is gc then I am too NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post BOOBIES!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you.
I see where the inspiration for this comes from now.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post 2000AD is not how I remember it

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post The Kingsleys have a lot to answer for.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That is awful.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Up With The Cock' is probably their best work
and even that's pretty fucking shite.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfNsz9Z3jYE
 (I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the link, but I'm not wasting any more time on him.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(Sherbs, Tue 7 Jul 2020, 1:23, Reply)

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