Another hateful little bastard
Жестокое нападение слепыша)
Обыкновенный слепыш — это относительно крупный грызун, он ведет подземный образ жизни. Длина его тела — 20–32 см, вес — 700 г. Тело слепыша вытянутое, цилинд...
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Jul 2020, 16:10,
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No that's just something Cyriak made
you can't fool me.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 16:59,
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A lesser mole-rat would do that
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesser_mole-rat
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 17:02,
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Bloke finds mole rat in garden, feeds and relocates.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=kKg0ZYhE1pY
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Jul 2020, 17:25,
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there's only one way to get rid of a mole...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1Jli3EQCII
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 18:10,
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Blimey, haven't heard that sketch since it came out.
First time I've seen the animation.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Jul 2020, 18:55,
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I fear there might be a greater mole-rat
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 20:56,
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Like a gopher that's been hit with a shovel.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Jul 2020, 17:27,
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It's cause it's Russian, isn't it?
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 17:25,
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I don't know, looks quite slow to me.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Jul 2020, 17:26,
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nice mask design
are they available on etsy?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 18:01,
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Он слепой и как пахнет? Наверное, как твоя мама
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 21:05,
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Ваш делает это только для 5 картофеля.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Jul 2020, 21:52,
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Я звучу как медведь Барнаби!
Мне нравится барнаби медведь. Однажды он отправился во Францию. Я ездил во Францию. Но какой-то ребенок сжег мою шею. Мне это не понравилось.
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brb top shit, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 23:21,
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Я люблю лошадей.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=zVkoNnZjkac
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Jul 2020, 23:41,
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The finalists for Shed of the year 2020 – Vote Now
It's that time of the year again Yes we are still doing it - You can vote for the finalists here
www.readersheds.co.uk/index.cfm?
This year we have sheds that have been turned into something else during the lockdown - from making PPE visors, to teaching kids online and a comedian working from his shed.
We also have the other sheds we are known for, weird and wonderful creations, pub sheds and the odd Shed that will have you shouting "NOT A SHED" at your monitor
so go and vote for them and don't mention Arthur 'Two Sheds' Jackson
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unclewilco, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 13:18,
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I think we all know that Colin Furze's Workshop is going to win
especially since it has a secret nuclear bunker underneath it
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 15:10,
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Hang on, that shed won in 2017
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 15:46,
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Oh yeah...
Looks like he's got two sheds. This one's in a different category - "Workshops"
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 15:55,
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Is that a different shed then?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 15:57,
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Yes - he's got two sheds by the looks of it
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 15:58,
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Just like Mr Jackson then
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 15:59,
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No. Two Sheds only had one.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 16:01,
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Oh. Well you can see how the confusion might arise. Does he plan to get a second?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 16:15,
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Can you please talk about the symphony?
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 23 Jul 2020, 16:52,
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I understand that about thirty years ago he was extremely interested in trainspotting
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 16:58,
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unfair, it'll be number 6 and he just keeps complaining that he isn't a number
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Dock yer cock
How do dock leaves work?
I’ve already written extensively about the right way to use dock and how powerfully it works. The trick being to use the gel found inside the young, furled leaf sheath and not to just rub old…
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simbosan is too tired, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 12:34,
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Very interesting, we know so little about the things on this planet.
Hairy Curtain Crust bracket fungus, pffft.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Jul 2020, 16:05,
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Trumpwerk
I made this!
Apologies to fellow Krafwerk devotees but I couldn't help it.
Also sorry for Twitter but I daren't put it on YouTube
— Link to tweet
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 11:50,
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the music volume drowns out what he is saying
not necessarily a bad thing
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Mammal cells could struggle to fight space germs
A weakened immune response to synthetic exo-peptides predicts a potential biosecurity risk in the retrieval of exo-microorganisms
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 7:10,
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I believe I saw a documentary about that.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 7:26,
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was there meant to be a link or did you use < a > < / a > on purpose?
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There was a link, but fuck knows what happened to it.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 11:58,
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Good.
We've already ruined this planet. Perhaps this will prevent us ruining the rest.
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But what about other mammals, such as pigs, in space?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 12:21,
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I'm with Zubrin on this. Every rocky planet in our system has been transferring material for billions of years via asteroid impact ejecta.
We have Martian rocks found on Earth, and we will absolutely find Earth rocks on Mars. There will be no Martian viruses because there is no macro fauna on Mars for them to parasitise. If microorganisms are on Mars they will be ancient and deep underground, just like our Earthling oxygen-phobic microbes are deep underground, and will probably be related to us.
It remains to be seen if there are any macro-fauna on the various ice worlds, and it's likely that microbe transfer between us and them is a hell of a lot lot rarer. That said, it is highly doubtful that humans shall be heading to the ice worlds within the next hundred years, so I'd not worry about it until it becomes a problem worth considering.
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brb top shit, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 22:04,
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What makes you think macro fauna are required?
Bacteriophages do just fine on Earth, I’m not sure why they (or something similar) couldn’t exist alongside simple organisms elsewhere.
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not sure if this has been on links before. if not, it damn well should have been
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 5:45,
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
Someone had to...
(edit)
m.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
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After 5 months stuck in this goddamn house
it's going to take a lot more than that to get me to play with my kid again.
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Now this is nasty
Antarctic Scale Worm - Animal of the Week
This Worm Week we're looking at one of the most terrifying worms in the ocean - the Antarctic Scale Worm. More Worm Week: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?li...
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Jul 2020, 2:31,
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Liberace nope rope.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 17:41,
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The Alien franchise has a new creature
The darker side of art misses HR Giger. Nature has it covered though...
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jagwap, Sun 26 Jul 2020, 6:36,
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Quentin Smirhes + Belbury Poly!
A match made in heaven!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 0:31,
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...
EDIT: Oh no, not Mötorhead
m.youtube.com/watch?v=8M1mrH8AXbw
MetalTrump - Paranoid (Black Sabbath)
Stay home and rest, Prince of Darkness. You've given us more than enough. #metaltrump #blacksabbath #paranoid
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 22 Jul 2020, 23:33,
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I wonder what happened to all Lemmy's Nazi memorabilia. I prefer stamps myself.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 1:27,
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They did have better tailoring than most armies.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Jul 2020, 1:52,
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I'm by no means a gambler. But he's currently at 125/1 odds of becoming President West
That's £50 I'm willing to maybe lose.
What to say - and not to say - about Kanye West
Erratic comments and a long-shot bid to become US president have raised questions about his welfare.
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I thought he was too late to register in all 50 states.
There are write-in votes I suppose.
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brb top shit, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 23:11,
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A million quid from the state for every kid I push out?
Sounds great, sign me up!
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I really want him to go prog rock.
Reckon he's got the right attitude and skills for it.
I hope this is all just promo for a triple concept album about being president. On ice.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 23:46,
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hopefully the kind of people who thought "let's vote for Trump, that'll be a laugh" will know better this time
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 1:06,
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Donkey Kong Game & Watch
Struggled with this on my old Mac but you may enjoy a bit of retroness.
Game & Watch by Itizso
Handheld electronic game simulation.
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meh I could just get mine out of the drawer and put batteries in
not sure it would still work though
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If you are not already aware of it,
you might like this collection.
archive.org/details/handheldhistory
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 22:45,
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Anxiety Comics
I made this!
I've brought back my blog. Some of you might remember I used to post my writing regularly. I stopped. This is why.
Anxiety Comics
Let me start with an apology. If you have been a regular reader of this blog then you may be surprised to see it return. I know some...
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 22:04,
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Anxiety Disorder is a bitch.
I suffered with it for years. Most of my life, really, although I didn't recognise it was Anxiety Disorder until I got my alcoholism under control and realised that I had all kinds of issues long before alcohol became my medication of choice.
I don't suffer from irrational bouts/periods of anxiety any more. Somehow during the process of learning to live without being shitfaced 24 hours a day, I completely and utterly ceased giving a shit what anybody thought about me.
It's a double-edged sword, though. When I suffered from anxiety (and before the drinking hit critical mass) I was a hugely popular person. I had an absolute shitload of friends, got invited everywhere and was generally a lovely guy. One of the great things about Anxiety Disorder is that it instills you with a sense of humility. Even if nobody else sees it, it's like a little monkey on your shoulder keeping you in check.
These days I'm a total cunt, for want of a better word. I'm not a malicious or nasty individual by any means. But I have absolutely no interest in going out of my way to please people just for brownie points. I won't laugh at somebody's shit joke in social situations just to win their favour, or tell somebody their dress looks lovely when it looks like a sparkly prolapsed anus. My boss absolutely loves me for my candour, but it has made me absolutely useless at being 'nice'.
I mean, I have a fantastic partner. Two brilliant dogs and I get along great with my partner's friends. I don't really care for friends of my own any more, I have plenty to do with the time I have already. But subjectively, I'd imagine most people would have preferred my previous anxiety-ridden life (minus the crippling alcoholism) versus my relatively new anxiety free but a bit of a total cunt with no mates life.
I suppose what I'm trying to say is, don't try and completely banish your anxiety. It's probably quite healthy to worry a bit about what other folk think of you! Bloody good on you for putting it out there, though. It's not the most macho subject in the world, so it's a condition that I feel gets largely hidden/ignored by the male population. All the best with getting your head screwed on properly!
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Thank you.
Yes, it's unpleasant but I can see where it keeps me in check. I also use alcohol to self-medicate and wish I didn't. i'm not an alcoholic, mind (I've checked) but my brother is and I've supported him through some horrible stuff.
It's pleasing to know you have support. Get better. I'm single but have terrific friends.
I know anxiety is part of who I am (though I would like to banish it) and I can use it for my life. And I hope to get my head screwed on right.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 23:02,
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it's good that developing stronger mental health allowed you to self-actualise that inner cunt that was always waiting to get out
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 0:04,
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'How I Turned my Cunt Inside-out, and Other Tales of Personal Development'
On sale in all branches of WH Smiths and The Works, now.
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ah well, at least you were able to recognise the booze was doing your more harm than good, and do something about it
which puts you ahead of a lot of blokes I know. actually, I probably know more mums these days who are pretty much pissed from afternoon onward, which includes mornings now with covid. Still, when I think about the little shits they're trapped in the house with it's hard to put too much on their shoulders
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 5:31,
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I considered going the cunt route myself.
I went for "odd withdrawn outsider who talks to cats all day on pills" and the alcohol.
Gardening and cats give me some peace, that and few people.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Jul 2020, 1:01,
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I can honestly say that most days, I really don't miss the alcohol.
I very occasionally get a wistful longing for the absolute freedom from any responsibility or accountability it seemed to give me. But I've gone right off the idea of taking any substances whatsoever that significantly alter my cognitive function. Not long after having my last drink, I put down the pills and the weed, too. The thought of putting something like that into me now is analogous to poisoning myself.
I'll always be a dirty alcoholic, though. No matter how long it's been since I last drank. It's always worth reminding myself that I'd almost certainly be homeless, possibly dead, if I didn't decide I was ready to stop when I did. Complacency is fucking deadly, and the only thing stopping me from starting is myself.
I really don't mind that part of the sobriety deal was me becoming a less friendly person. The only time I dislike the new Mr. Penis is when my somewhat volatile temper gets the better of me. But those moments are very, very rare.
Hobbies and animal pals are definitely very, very good outlets!
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I regulate alcohol tobacco and diet pretty tightly.
I'd have been dead a decade or so ago otherwise.
Chronic pain of one sort or another keeps me on the pills. (Hahaha while writing that I just absent mindedly took tomorrow mornings by mistake).
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Jul 2020, 1:31,
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'I'll always be an alcoholic'
Lauagable, I used to sniff my deodorant when I was six.
You've just grown up (unfortunately)
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Oh, how silly of me.
There aren't any alcoholics, just irresponsible drinkers.
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Who gives a six year old deodorant?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 12:00,
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ball or aerosol?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 12:08,
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It is not as simple as that.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Jul 2020, 16:24,
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what right do you have to disrupt someone else's simplicity?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 19:52,
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Because Trump, Boris, Bolsonaro, Farage, Goebbels etc.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Jul 2020, 20:00,
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consider the lily
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxlZ4i3VjXY
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 20:05,
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Much of my life goes like that.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Jul 2020, 20:19,
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Glad to hear that you're coming back to what you were doing so well before
p.s. My memory may be faulty but wasn't Peppermint Patty keen on ol' Chuck?
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Wasn't she also a lesbian, though?
Not sure how that would have impacted on poor Charlie's masculinity.
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There was always the Patty/Marcie relationship
but I thought the sexuality interpretation was brought by some (many) readers rather than intended by the artist or expressed by the character.
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I'm pretty sure they said the same thing about Bert and Ernie.
But I mean, come on.
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I always thought the point was that Charlie was blind to Patty's attraction to him.
I was going to say that he sought out Lucy's attention though she wasn't interested in him as she hung around Schroeder (the piano player)
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I always thought
pattie liked charlie and marcie liked pattie.
If they were a little older, charlie could have had a good thing on his hands.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 23:36,
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Schultz denied it.
This site sez no too
www.gay-or-straight.com/Peppermint%20Patty
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 22 Jul 2020, 23:07,
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Yep.
Peppermint Patty thought Charlie Brown was great. But in the world of Peanuts she was a weirdo who couldn't be trusted. It was part of Schulz's complex world. And yes, Marcie was presented as in love with her which further complicated matters. Thank you for the kind words.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 23:07,
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Also thank you for your support.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 23:16,
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Good you feel up to doing your blog again.
As mentioned earlier, I've had shit mental health and can relate to the withdrawal from any non essential activities.
Hope you find what works for you.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 22 Jul 2020, 23:24,
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Well done chief
Dragging yourself out of the sludge (time and again?) is hard enough, and then along with everything else to also put in the work to get the blog done (and maybe also with all the shit about sharing your work and judgement etc etc.) Fuck yeah. Creamy indeed. Really good to be helpful to others too. Consider yourself throbbingly saluted.
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 23 Jul 2020, 0:02,
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If you know Neon Genesis Evangelion
The Peanuts / Evangelion parody crossover strips are very good
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 0:38,
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This is great.
All the best to you, and I hope making/posting stuff helps you as much as it helps me; keep on keeping on.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 1:07,
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I don't worry about much, I go through life with a completely unrealistic and deluded view of how good everything is going
good to see you getting stuff out there. being creative isn't a cure for anxiety, but at least it puts it to better use
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 1:12,
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I was really pleased to see a new Slipper post appear in my RSS reader.
I hope that knowing that your work's much appreciated helps.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 2:04,
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Thanks for the support everyone
This thread was a lovely thing to wake up to.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 7:18,
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So can we go back to underming eachohter now?
*puts on 'ignore'*
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 23 Jul 2020, 8:01,
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Have always loved your contributions here
They make wading through the rest of it worthwhile.
Sorry it’s been a rough time, your honesty is admirable, when my anxiety goes up, I just end up being a cunt rather than talking about it.
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This is both refreshing and encouraging
I enjoy reading and digesting your positivity.
You are the right stuff.
Illumination shared is the greatest of human qualities.
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Woman kills forgs and makes their corpses into a bikini
Hotter than u might imagine.
HuffPost is now a part of Verizon Media
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ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 20:27,
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Possibly NSFW, wot with being HUGE.
(Links doesn't seem to have a HIDE button either - peculiar...)
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 20:46,
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"Hotter than u might imagine."
It really isn't.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 21:18,
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That's just, like, your opinion, man
I like my scantily-clad women to have personally hunted, slain and flayed their lingerie.
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ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 21:48,
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I notice that the word "washed" didn't appear there.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 21:54,
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I suppose it's a better thing to be internet famous for than 'chair girl'.
Just.
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I love my Forg Honotron Yuo.
+21 on your Caesar cipher.
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brb top shit, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 23:02,
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Frog after she's rearranged it.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Jul 2020, 0:50,
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Waht, yuo nevre herad fo Kremit teh Forg?
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 1:54,
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You can finally cancel that "frog bikini" google alert
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 21:49,
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that looks cold
she should put on a jumper
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 23:00,
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At least tubgirl didn't have to kill anything.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 22 Jul 2020, 23:04,
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Why can't she just go to TK Maxx like everyone else
rather than killing frogs unnecessarily?
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 1:14,
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that's toad her
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 1:34,
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You spawned another bad pun
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 7:33,
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I wanted to give it a taste of the eastern european tradition of puns
by making it a tad polish
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 9:39,
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This was bound to turn into a pun thread.
I just newt.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 10:37,
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Can’t Buy Me Love, but it speeds up every time Paulie sings ‘love’
I made this!
Pretty much Ronseal.
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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 19:22,
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Plenty of Trucker's Key Change there
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 19:36,
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Hope he's not using lead-based paint.
And when did Kent ever have a mining industry?
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Varmint, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 18:39,
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And I've learned how many issues it will take to create a dream miniature stable for Lucky and her foal.
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There are quite a few ancient iron mines in Kent, IIRC.
And quarries, if you count that as mining, which you bloody well should.
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brb top shit, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 20:59,
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apple mining
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 22:59,
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Well, that's not a health and safety nightmare.
Oh no, not in the slightest.
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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 19:39,
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Lead metal is not easily absorbed via skin or ingestion.
Tetraethyl lead in petrol and lead salts in paint were the main problems, mostly in children, who are much more susceptible.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 22 Jul 2020, 20:18,
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Oh good
So chewing 60/40 solder is fine then.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 0:49,
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Yeah,
you're more likely to be affected by the rosin-based flux.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 1:06,
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In the short term, probably.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Jul 2020, 1:09,
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If you can find it
They don't make it any more. God knows what it's made of now.
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Full contact LARPing
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 16:49,
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I know a crazy girl who does this.
And she knows a bloke who used to do it, who now has half his jaw missing.
There's a Russian mma organisation that does this stuff properly on youtube, if that's your sort of thing.
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brb top shit, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 18:12,
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Pix or it didn't happen.
On second thought, unless he has a robocop-like jaw, I'd rather not see.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 21:14,
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I have no pix
but I'm told his beard covers it up quite well. Talks with a bit of a lisp. This is as much as I know.
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brb top shit, Wed 22 Jul 2020, 23:08,
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dads with swords!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdfx7l4z5cQ
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simbosan is too tired, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 1:21,
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