A short message from Trump's sponsor
I actually prefere the version with more folklore-type singing.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 10:30, Reply)
No danger of corona with this train ride
I like the view. Dunno if the chat is really live.
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Imagine, you're a terrorist...
...checking out the line for minute planning of your next heist.
And what heist will it be there, anyhow?
Keeps you from sleep ;-)
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 10:33, Reply)
Sherbs aint a terrorist
But they might keep someone from sleep
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Turboesprit, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 13:06,
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Live stream
"Pre-recorded for safety and liability reasons"
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Tusk knows where you live, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 14:25,
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Well now.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 7:10,
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Trust me, I'm a doctor. He'll be fine.
Obese geriatrics just shake it off.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 8:09,
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It’s going to disappear. One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear
Trump, I mean. Hopefully.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 8:19, Reply)
I bet Joe Biden is shitting himself.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 8:30,
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Incontinence is common at that age
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 8:32,
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He’ll be fine
He just has to drink a shitload of bleach and shove an inspection lamp up his arse.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 8:40,
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but he washed his hands.
I have no idea how this could have happened, because he washed his hands all the time?! :S
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 9:13, Reply)
I'm a bit suspicious myself. The people involved Trump, hope hicks, and melania , and his doctor are grade A bullshitters
It might simply be a desperate ploy given that his polls remained static this close to the election, one which he miraculously recovers from. I'm going to wait until I hear independent medical confirmation, rather than the claim of his personal physician (you know, the one who signed a letter saying Trump was the healthiest individual ever to run for president). I don't know if any of you follow brazilian politics, but trump-like president bolsonaro was in a similar situation and had this super dodgy stabbing incident where there was no blood and the man wasn't charged, and Bolso miraculous recovered a week before the election, neatly avoiding any debates or scrutiny but feeding into his "law and order" push. Trumps apparent victory over covid might reinforce his stature and his claims that it's not that dangerous, and with a week to go there wont be any chance to call him on it. just putting it out there as possibility as I know how crucial B3ta is in determining world affairs
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 9:53,
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It's all a plot to knock Margaret Ferrier's train journeys off the top of the Fake News Media agenda.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 10:05, Reply)
the Hope Hicks one is high up in the Murdoch empire
An American Rebekah Brooks by the sound of it
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 10:12, Reply)
Apparently this confirms it
twitter.com/TimInHonolulu/status/1311883569086623744
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 11:07, Reply)
why wouldnt this happen if he was faking it?
He's hardly going to cancel all the protocol because he's lying is he?
also: uh oh: twitter.com/TimInHonolulu/status/1311896102644248577
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 11:19, Reply)
I believe all the stuff about these military planes was debunked earlier today. They are up flying all the time.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 21:35, Reply)
cf. Berlusconi recently, possibly BlowJo too.
Yes I have got my double-layer tin foil hat on thanking you. That and my 222nμ wavelength uv lamp...
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 11:48, Reply)
I think if Boris was faking it then there's likely to be a few medical staff willing to shop him in. He's not likely to be high on the Christmas card lists after all.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 13:45,
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It's practically impossible for BJ to have faked it.
What concerns me is that it gave him one massive positive bump in opinion polls at the time, despite the fact that he got it from being a stupid cunt.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 15:28,
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I'm sure he had Covid, but it wouldn't surprise me if he exaggerated the severity of it for PR reasons. I wouldn't trust a word that Johnson says.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 21:37, Reply)
I like the top-level gold diggers*.
I hope she gets all the money.
(* though have been disappointed in Jerry Hall's failure to bump off her husband)
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 10:26,
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You mean all those billions of debt he's accrued to avoid paying taxes?
Digging an empty gold mine for 15 years...
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 11:19,
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...and mushroom hunter.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 12:52,
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I don't think she's gone rooting around there for a great many years.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 15:18,
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How dare you, Mr. President,...
...to have killed so many people that MADE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN after WWII - and get away with it?
OK, you're a professional with more than 50 years experience of cheating and bullying.
But please, just for once, just follow your own advice - RIP Mr. President.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 10:03, Reply)
Hell yeah!
Just realized, next time on TV he's gonna say:
"I lived through it
just with a shot of domestos in the arm
- what about you, Sleepy Joe?"
Well, he's gonna win anyhow,
because he's already rigged
all cettle in the mid west
to vote for him by mail.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 10:22, Reply)
it's either going to be 'look how vigorous and electable I am'
or 'rally round your ailing commander in chief... oh I'm alright now'
Be interesting to see if he stops tweeting at any point
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 11:04, Reply)
CinC. That's a good one! Just remember...
...when he sent the hospital ship off to NY.
To do NOTHING!
To the theme of MPFC!
Someone pls. repost this classic!
ROF...coughing with...L
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 11:12, Reply)
In unrelated news, supermarkets are stocking up on fireworks.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 11:21,
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Not actually saying he's the Antichrist, but give it a few weeks
One of the heads of the beast appeared to be mortally wounded. But the mortal wound was healed, and the whole world marveled and followed the beast.
Revelation 13:3
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 13:05,
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Might seem a bit tinfoily, but the timing is pretty convenient. His taxes came out earlier this week, then that trainwreck of a debate happened. Suddenly there's going to be 24/7 Trump Covid watch on the news.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 13:43,
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Even if he has it
It was caught early and he has access to the best medical care available. In two weeks time he's going to be around saying 'see, I was right, covid is no big deal'
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Tusk knows where you live, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 14:23,
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maybe, but there is no cure, if he so happens to get it bad.
he's deffo in the overweight and old high risk categories and morality rate are much higher than 1%.
Even if he doesn't die, there is a high risk he would medium to long term complications
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 14:32, Reply)
Trump's morality rate is very low.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 15:17,
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I don't see how it fits with his narcissism and campaigning record.
Although it might be convenient in some ways, he thrives on rallies, personal contact and raucous 'debates'.
Personally like to see how he would deal with isolation, left alone with his own thoughts.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 14:24,
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Sadly self-isolation doesn't include Twitter
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 14:29,
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Wouldn't it be great if no one replied to his tweets.
The 'grey rock' treatment can work well with theses sorts of abusers.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 14:43,
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Yes, and the timing would probably be about right to ride a brief popularity boost (like Johnson got) to the election. A week or so for "minor symptoms" to develop into a life threatening illness, a couple of weeks where things are touch and go, and the world hangs on his every move, leaving just enough time to bravely struggle back to work and a hero's welcome...
There will be a significant number of "hopes and prayers" people who will see it as an automatic duty to vote for a sick president, rather than "kicking him when he is down". Every day US politics becomes more outlandish. I think Trump would literally do anything to get re-elected now.
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If it renders him brain dead,
How will they tell?
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 16:12,
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#WorldSmileDay
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 17:07,
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if you have a FANTASTIC sound system like i do
you might like this funky bassline
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never heard of this channel, its great!
thanks Hitler... Thitler
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Turboesprit, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 10:13,
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best channel i've found for a heck of a time
i love the old science fiction mash videos to a lot of the songs, the mixes are great too
(, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 21:48, Reply)
As the name implies...
you know where the HITs are.
And I can't get enough of that musical stuff:
"Rhytmic yet pleasently percussive and deep-based style influenced contemporaries."
Pls. gi'us more.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 10:41, Reply)
Features giggling child
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 23:55,
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Needs more House of Pain.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 10:23,
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That's how Harold got the idea then?
www.dailymotion.com/video/x2v9uxz
And good learnings of Francais and Spanish.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 13:05, Reply)
Evening all.
So. I got cancer. Nearly killed me. I'm typing this from the QE hospital in Brum and basically spending a lot of time on my back (f'nar). Currently rediscovering Underworld.
This live version of Born Slippy is another one that pulled me through the dark times - youtu.be/WNRf_CeBCJ0 but I've just re-found Pearls Girl, which I vividly remember dancing like a lunatic to back in the 90's...
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I wish you all the very best.
Underworld always bring back happy memories for me.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 23:06,
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sorry to hear it man. Hope it's treatable
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 23:38,
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shit dude
born slippy are great and i'm sending you my last remaining testicle as a gesture of solidarity
give cancer a good kick in the cunt for me
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Hope the treatment goes well.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 23:58,
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You chose well
I'm sure all b3tans are with you even Talk ;). Stay strong, post more great tracks and let us know how you are doing. Hugs from spazzy.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 0:01,
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/talk are pretty decent if you chip away the lighthearted acid coating
who am i kidding they all need to be burned at the stake
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 0:15, Reply)
I view Talk at a distance
They have their moments for sure but can be a bear pit a times and many have flounced as if it really means anything as they are so important. Posting Prick/Wanker/Go fuck yourself gets a bit tedious at time
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 0:43,
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just sorting the wheat from the chaff you prick
can seem quite harsh tbf. old internet. no safe zones. no harm meant probably.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 0:55, Reply)
I've always thought that there's a lot more genuine unpleasantness on /links, to be honest.
If anyone takes anything on /talk seriously, they're doing the internet wrong.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 8:23, Reply)
If owt can improve one's situation it's a bit of the ole Slippy...
All the best.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 0:11,
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hang in there!
Underworld is definitely a tonic.
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 0:21,
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Shit crack, fucking get well soon
Cancer is a bellend
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 8:48,
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You're in a good hospital, I know it well.
The chemo teams are fucking excellent, if that's what you're in for.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 15:43,
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Aw maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate
southern ukey love coming at ya.
I missed the 90s here, didn't know who Underworld were when I came back from away for a holi in about 2002/3?. Chilli Peppers were on another stage, their crowd was huge so my best mate took me to Underworld. It was possibly my best fest moment. Cowgirl....that's the tune that got me. Their set reached a massive crescendo, the place went fucking mental and then ya man gets on the mic backstage and in his creepy voice brought it back again and then up to 11. FUCK! Was sad to see them at Camp Bestival a few years ago and the big screen showed the title of each song on a greatest hits treadmill.
Ah, but that moment, discovering them with my best mate. Ta for the nudge GeeF. Big up yasel'
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unclepills, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 19:34,
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Shit dude.
Hope you give it a good kick in the bollock.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 20:46,
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Amusing stories from the Vietnam war
like killing snakes, killing other endangered animals, getting hookers, people getting permanently disfigured by phosphorus, death, horror etc.
Oh, how we laughed.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 22:21,
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Grim
you gotta admire the guy's sense of humour though, it's probably the only thing that's keeping him sane.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 0:52,
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Enjoyed that. he's a good storyteller
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 3:11,
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Haha
I'm getting that on my apprentices laptop for a right fucking laugh
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 19:32,
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Life's too short, man.
But I suppose you could give them a punishment bumming.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 0:18,
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It's about teaching them the world is a cruel place
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 8:55,
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Jim Whiting - South of Watford
NSFW
This is the guy who created the automata for Herbie Hancock's Rockit video. I've seen some of the footage before, but never the bit where he persuades people to be sealed in a coffin-like mould before filling it with plaster.
NSFW due to brief nudity, so you might want to skip a couple of minutes at 13:00.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 18:37,
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Well, the credits say it is!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 6:37,
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Dancey dancey, wonky wonky
I made this!
Well, it's good to get out of the house nights occasionally.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 1 Oct 2020, 18:14,
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mildly interesting vid of some yank on the archers paradox
I remember seeing some doco on the dying art of the woomera among the brothers in australia, a spear chucker that predates archery and for a lot of prehistory was humans most advanced piece of technology. the secret is making really bendy spears of a precise vibration amplitude, and a shitload of practice in mastering the same phenomenon as the vid below, so it could well be lost as there hardly any bugger under the age of 60 who's learnt how to use it and can pass it on
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 15:53,
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I never fully understood this? even if the arrow did not flex and was to go left of the target. repeatability in archery is the key, they can then just simply adjust the sight (aiming part) accordingly
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 16:34, Reply)
if you’re sighting down the arrow, it would be handy to be able to point at the target
if you have to consistently point x to the left, where x depends how far away the target is, that becomes increasingly problematic
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 23:47, Reply)
Don't Stop Me Now, but an AI attempts to continue the song
Make sure the CC captions are on
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 15:29, Reply)
you may laugh now, but they will remember you later, when they have guns
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 15:37, Reply)
Oh it's much worse than that.
Roko's Basilisk. You might be in hell right now, so always say thank you to your microwave.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 15:59,
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interesting read, so people are getting freaked out at the thought of themselves being in computer simulation(instead of real life) and the 'god' in this simulation will punish them for not being nice to this god
I wonder if those people get freaked out watching Rick and Morty
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 16:20, Reply)
I'm not sure what would motivate an AI to be so vindictive, but the same goes for humans so I can't rule it out.
It seems to me that even an AI with infinite energy and processing power would consider it a waste of time and resources (unless it knows things we don't about time travel and free will).
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 17:54,
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In some ways these are more entertaining than the original.
Reminds me a lot of those 'Shreds' videos too.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 16:07,
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Butterfield session musicians.
“I have my own sticks, and before too much longer I should be able to hit the drums most of the time. I’m afraid you will have to provide the drums, because I don’t have any. Call now.”
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 22:36, Reply)
Martin Roberts' Invisible Piano
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 14:59,
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I enjoyed that.
Also, “Primarily, the garage.” got a real lol from me.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 23:11,
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perfect to sip a rum and coke in a Spanish hotel foyer
lovely
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Turboesprit, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 17:05,
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Live Falcon 9 launch attempt again
SpaceX continue their scrub-athon from Kennedy Space Center in Florida
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 13:44, Reply)
OH HAI SOCKCOOKER
Just how many sockpuppets do you have?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 14:11,
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We are all SockCoocker sockpuppets.
I find it odd to have to remind you of that.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 14:23,
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it cant be Sockcooker, i have them on ignore and i can see this
assuming thats how ignore works. IE: it affects the actual person, even if they set up a new account. It is 2020 after all
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Turboesprit, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 17:03,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*posts youtu.be url*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 17:18,
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Not quite that sophisticated.
It would be great if 'ignore' worked IRL.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 17:43,
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Did it go well?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 15:55,
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Srubbed. Their next launch attempt is "still pending."
ULA's Delta IV Heavy launch (the one they set on fire before launch) was also scrubbed today. We clearly need skyhooks and launch loops.
Oh I said srubbed.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 16:16,
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Scrub
:-)
Still, I'd rather see 1,000 scrubs than one unscheduled rapid disassembly.
"Standing down from today's Starlink mission due to an out of family ground system sensor reading; will announce a new target launch date once confirmed on the Range" - Tweet.
See ya next week...
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 20:44, Reply)
A bit thick and flat, that one.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 16:20,
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You do realise you are talking about
B3tan “grandmasterfluffles” don’t you?
Edit, or maybe ex-B3tan is more appropriate.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 18:28,
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I don't know who anyone is, soz. I don't keep up with b3ta user name changes and I stopped caring some years ago.
Also I don't recognise that name anyway, soz.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 21:14,
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Have you noticed that there's quite a lot of stories about a breakthrough in battery tech? yet nothing really changes much!!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 12:12, Reply)
Lots of research into battery chemistry
Problems usually appear when they start to scale up. That or the technology is wildly impractical for mass production.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 12:16,
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Because batteries are a government hoax to track the public and spy on them
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 14:12,
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No I'm just keeping myself grounded
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 8:49,
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Gimme walls of electric guitars every time
Big washing tides of guitars.
Heard this down the pub last night and had to find out what it was. I'm not drunk now and I still like it, wow!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 11:07,
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Talking of wallks of guitars...
...I was listening to this last night. Top stuff.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjfUbTN0N2A
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