You think they go down behind the bike sheds and compare?
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 11:08,
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they missed off Babylon5 - 8km long. it should be inbetween Leviathan and Redwarf
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 15:35, Reply)
I don't care about the fictional ones.
Show me the real ones.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 14:34,
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Shame they missed the Millennium Falcon
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 15:23,
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Jane Goodall Chimp Art
I made this!
I made a portrait of Jane Goodall using some sketches I made of Chimps.
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Q4nobody, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 9:53,
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Works for Goodall
But what about the marine biologist who studies geoducks?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 11:54,
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nice, but how did you get all those apes to stay still in that pose??
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 18:02, Reply)
Nice arts.
I bet the uncensored version of her anecdote features at least some wanking and shit-throwing, though.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 21:26,
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"When people have the option to click 'like' on a media article they encounter online, they spend less time actually reading the text
a new study suggests."
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 9:09,
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I like this.
I mean, I haven't bothered to click the link and read it, but it sounds right.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 9:14, Reply)
4-8-4-8-4-8-4-8
that's my morning sorted
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 9:35,
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I sometimes like to amuse myself by typing a random activity followed by fails, to see if somebody has made a compilation video
"lacrosse fails" "jousting fails" "pottery fails" "beekeeping fails"
I'd recommend snooker fails www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEbR5oSbH_0
there's something I find funny about professionals making really shit shots like they're some drunk in a weatherspoons
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 3:18,
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Not as long as his though now he's had it smashed up back inside him
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 10:07,
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Tiling patterns
Quite long but for me the money shot is at:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=48sCx-wBs34&feature=youtu.be&t=529
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 1:17,
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Swiss fighting cows...
... played a pivotal role in the Diane Duane, "X-COM: UFO Defense" (1996)
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 13:49,
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*refuses to make misogynistic comment about mumsnet*
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 22:23,
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Digital Gaming Website
Best Online Black Jack is available now!
mod: goodbye spam, hello Captain
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 9:42, Reply)
This bot waited 15 days before spamming its dodgy gambling site.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 14:15,
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I'm actually impressed
That someones used b3tas membership delay to fuck around watching /links fodder
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 10:35, Reply)
I'm amazed someone went to that much effort to advertise a website to all six of us.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 19:20,
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Six?
At least three of us are sock puppets.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 20:12,
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you're not really selling it with "best online blackjack"
like, does it pay double for blackjack instead of 3 to 2? A space theme? real naked dealers on webcams? Or is it just like every other one of fucking thousands of online blackjack sites? A place without even the small benefit of a waiter to comp your drinks as you piss your money away staring at a computer
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 10:54,
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You know what, you’ve convinced me.
I’m going to spend all my life savings on that website, and then take out loans as well as I invariably spunk my money up a wall.
Oh hang on, no I’m not. Piss off.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 11:34,
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They wouldnt allow this spam if it was WhiteJack!!!!!!
Hangings too good for them
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 14:00, Reply)
Only for the desperate or dumb.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 14:09,
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You know you’re going to lose
‘Cause gambling’s for fools.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 14:35,
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That's the way I like it baby,
I don't want to live forever.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 14:46,
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don't go breaking my heart
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 15:28,
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I won't go breaking your heart
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 15:28,
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Ting tang walla walla bing bang
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 19:59,
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Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 22:33,
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Live from space, now (Tuesday night)
Edit: Not from space. Soz. Brain fart.
It's interviews with the next crew, Crew Dragon 1 astronauts, before they go on 31 Oct. The first "regular" mission after Bob and Doug's test flight.
See NASA TV schedule - we're 5 hours ahead of Eastern time.
So it's from about 8PM until 1AM BST.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 20:24, Reply)
I thought Bob and Doug Kerman came home?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 20:41,
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The kraken sent them flying out of the solar system at 3 x light speed.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 20:49,
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Should’ve used more struts.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 21:29,
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Oops
Sorry. Edited to fix it.
Yes, of course, Bob Behnken and Doug Hurley came back on 1 August on "Crew Dragon Demo 2".
This is the dudes from the forthcoming first operational flight.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 21:05, Reply)
Obligatory reply
music.youtube.com/watch?v=bu2qDYm4rC8
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 15:28,
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Jetpack paramedics
Imagine if you were out for a ramble, and a dude flew past...
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 14:50, Reply)
Isn't this just going to result
in you having to send a jetpack paramedic out to rescue all the jetpack paramedics who have crashed?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 15:35, Reply)
Easy, helicopter with a big magnet.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 18:48,
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can't wait for him to appear out of the pissing rain and mist and smash into the hillside
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 21:55,
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With all the coverage of this
they try to make it look like a bumblebee flying with the gentle breeze and always skip over the utter head-splitting noise these turbines make.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 20:44, Reply)
Sweary parrots in Lincoln
The parrots at a safari park have taught each other to swear while they've been quarantined together. Only one swore at first, but now they're all at it.
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Can't...stop...watching.
A compilation of ship crashes. Cheap and all stolen presumably, but I spent yesterday evening watching it all... 7:49 for "Get that lady out of there" *removes queue ribbon*
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 14:22, Reply)
Frightening to see the guy jumping off at about 6m 16s only to get pushed back towards the ship by the wave as it sinks
He does look like he makes it out ok
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 14:32, Reply)
8:22 looking pretty iffy
until the passenger boat is (I guess) pushed off to the side
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 22:16, Reply)
I hoped so.
Was once on a boat that misjudged its speed in a harbour, oh how the guys in charge of the coast guard and civil defence boats it hit didn't laugh.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 22:37, Reply)
You are Jeremy Corbin
AICMFP
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 21:55,
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The best prime minister we never had* and you can’t even spell his name.
For shame!
*according to a recent internet poll conducted on Twitter by Times Radio.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 22:31,
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Jerrremey Corbin
OK now?
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 23:12,
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I just think the great man deserves some respect. You do realise Labour Party membership had never been higher than under his leadership?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 0:10,
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That’s true
Nevertheless the number of votes they got was not.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 22:06,
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This endless obsession with winning elections has got us in the mess we’re in. Wise up, man.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 22:13,
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I believe he is refering to the lesser known physicist Jeremy P Corbin
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 0:13,
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Author of Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying?
Have you tried WH Smiths?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 17:52,
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my uncle rob was the engineer on australia largest ship, the iron pacific during the 80s
they nicknamed it the iron pathetic. it had some new autonavigation software that apparently worked well at sea but in port caused them to hit the quay several times and a lot of close shaves. Interesting bloke. When he died (at sea) we discovered he had a whole other family in korea that his australian wife never knew about
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 23:46,
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I'm a fan of john clarke too, but I think most things came off second best when this ship hit them, it was fucking massive
just looked at up. At the time of launch it was the worlds biggest bulk cargo ship, not just australias. had a crew of eight. It was so big uncle rob would ride his bike each morning from the stern to bow
collections.anmm.gov.au/objects/16334
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 2:53,
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Sorry to hear about your uncle
but as an aside BHP also had a ship called Iron Knob
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That's the best thing I've seen today
Great effort
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 29 Sep 2020, 19:01,
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Fucking ace
I hear you might be doing somthing at the club I hope this happens.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 23:14,
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Thought it was going to be these
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 12:50,
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Looks like its haunted
photo21
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 13:29,
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Nice
How about a pad in Ibiza? Comes with a second house and the photo of the bar area is interesting. There's a film too
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 14:00, Reply)
Nice. The table appears to have steps in it for some reason.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 14:16,
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It's nice, but the layout is weird.
You have to go through the tower bedroom to get to the other bedrooms, and the only toilet in the main house is downstairs. Nah.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 14:45, Reply)
Snakes disembowel and feed on the organs of living toads
While the majority of snakes would normally swallow their prey whole, the Small-banded Kukri Snake cut open the abdomen of a large poisonous toad, then inserts its entire head and pull out the organs one by one while the prey is still alive.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 7:54,
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It can't all be seals raping penguins
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 8:58,
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Are you on a list now?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 10:21,
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Red in tooth and claw and all that
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 9:45,
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It's shit like this
that made Darwin look for some other mechanism than God to explain all nature's deviant ways.
"My God wouldn't create this horror!"
*goes to Galapagos, writes big book*
But of course, God was totally getting off on it.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 11:14,
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I suspect it was his crippling flatulence that made him say that
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 11:49,
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He should probably have had a look at his diet.
Charles Darwin Ate Every Animal He Ever Discovered
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 12:52,
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That's the kind naturalist I can get on board with.
Chris 'Lentils' Packham can fuck right off.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 14:17,
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I'm now just imagining the next David Attenborough documentary being a co-production with Jamie Oliver.
The Penguins huddle together against the harsh winds, protecting their solitary egg through the long dark nights of winter. Now what you want to do is fillet your penguin, then stick it in the old blender with a couple of spring onions and a big glug of olive oil and just wazz it up.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 15:42,
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PLEASE...
... FINISH ONE OF THE OTHER PROJECTS!!! ...
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 12:21,
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it's going to make the next Olympics more interesting if this "takes off"
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 7:27, Reply)
To my eye
it didn't look as though that gained him anything except scrapes and bruises.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 11:52,
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I thought it looked like he tripped so just went full with it
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 18:17,
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The moon is clearly a nebula
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 7:22,
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This now overtakes the man accidentally stabbing himself with a sword as the worst shopping channel moment
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 12:39, Reply)
My first reaction to this sort of thing is thinking the whole channel should be stopped.
But then I realise that it's really a sort of convenient pen to corral all these people somewhere harmless while the world conducts it's business.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 14:42, Reply)
This is why we can't have nice things
Except assault rifles. We can have assault rifles.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 14:55, Reply)
I don't like this new format of The Sky at Night
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 17:30,
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Isaac Mizrahi
proving once again that to be successful in the US, particularly as a "personality", its best not to have clogged up your noggin with all sorts of data and information. You're audience will much prefer you as stupid as them....
take me back outside and shoot me, please.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 20:23, Reply)
YouTube video essay thing on Kubrick filming Full Metal Jacket at Beckton gasworks, 30 odd miles from where he lived
The lazy bastard
(, Mon 28 Sep 2020, 23:16, Reply)
I haven't watched this yet, but it always amazes me how
a couple of palm trees and some smoke can turn East Anglia into the Vietnamese countryside
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 29 Sep 2020, 10:08,
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That was great thanks.
It occurs to me that I can't think of another filmmaker whose films aren't diminished no matter how much is revealed about their making.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 29 Sep 2020, 13:51,
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Agreed. His obsession with the highest available technology (at the time) to facilitate his craftmanship is another level. The more you learn, the greater the films become IMO.
I wonder what modern technological revolutions he'd adopt or be pioneering if he were still alive (and a bit younger). Would he have converted to digital or still be shooting on film? The cameras he used were comparatively old at the time, so I wonder. How much would he have embraced CGI? Or would he have argued it simply wasn't good enough for his needs?
I mean he lived to see Jurassic Park... *googles what he thought of it*
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 14:04, Reply)
Good questions, none of which I'd dare speculate about.
I've read every book on 2OO1 and still don't catch myself "knowing" how they did each shot whenever I watch it (except maybe the astronauts in space bit, but it's still fucking dramatic).
If he ever did get into CGI I know I wouldn't want to be the person responsible for doing the VFX :)
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 29 Sep 2020, 19:06,
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