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This is a normal post His hands aren't particularly big.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Nov 2020, 1:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post “No problem there, I can assure you of that,” said the man with the mushroom-like glans, apropos of nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 2:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doubt anyone's seen it in years, except his doctors.
I don't usually pay attention to politics and after this scary shitshow here and in the US, it's time to wean myself off.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Nov 2020, 2:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am in complete agreement.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh you sweet summer child, bless your mismatched cotton socks.
The word “lose” is the loudest sound in the video. It occurs right near the beginning.
I think they may be cognizant of its impact.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 2:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post the subliminal impact of a word in an eminen's most famous song cannot be underestimated
it counteracts any benefit of having the most popular recording artist among white male voters without a college degree endorse biden
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 3:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Buzzcocks - Ever Fallen In Love

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Remain indoors
GC as hell, but meh.
"I never could get the hang of Thursdays." - Douglas Adams, Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Dog reacts to owner's coughing
It's a little too late for social distancing now. More than likely fake, but amusing none the less.
 (gijoel, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Lockdown Song I made this!
About Boris Johnson's newly found enthusiasm for lockdown. Bit sweary. To the tune of a well known Petulia Clark song. Apologies to her. And to you.
(motty, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post nicely done
is that a lockdown beard, or have events conspired to put you on trend?
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 3:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post ta
The beard was a lot tidier before lockdown, yes.
 (motty, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this. Have a click.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 3 Nov 2020, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Bring the light into the body.


(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Sassy Justice
by Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Mon 2 Nov 2020, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was terrific

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 18:00, , Reply)
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b3ta.com/links/Sassy_Justice
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post As with Serafinowicz...
replace the word 'sassy' with 'poof'.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 2 Nov 2020, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the word you are reaching around for is 'camp'.
...Which does not always amount to the same thing. I've known a few shockingly fabulous heterosexual men in my time.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate to be the one to break it to you, but your dads are gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Both of them!?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post All three
You're forgetting Ted Danson. Common mistake.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post He once was tall, but now he's small!

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoy your insane mental gymnastics
The most embarrassing thing they can imagine him to be is not a flamboyant straight man, it's a mincing fucking poof. It's straightforwardly 70s-style homophobic. But neither they, nor you, would have the courage to admit it.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 3 Nov 2020, 6:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post so all gays sound alike? I think you're selling both Serafinowicz and the audience short
The joke is not something like "gays are bad, making trump seem gay is bad" in your reductionist view
Serafinowicz is doing quite a specific persona, a shallow camp self obsessed gay voice . He first tried this out on some youtube vids (www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er8oLlIdwxI) by verbatim imitating Trump in this voice, and it worked not because it's a funny voice, but because it fit the content of Trump words quite well. Because what he says is drivel: shallow, self-obsessed, and yes, campy or schoolgirlish. It wouldn't work nearly as well on people who don't go on with a lot of indulgent bullshit. Trey and Matt must have seen his vids and collaborated.
It's also why it works well on that woman who lip syncs trump. It's what he says that's funny (www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCkWzr1o4EU)
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post So it's OK because it's a stereotypical gay voice?
And because Trump sounds bent? I mean, I just want to get this clear because I don't think you'd be defending it if it were Jim fucking Davidson.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 3 Nov 2020, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I said the opposite of stereotypical. "specific persona" were the words I used
part of acceptance of gays in mainstream culture is accepting that not all gay people are going to be portrayed sympathetically, just like heterosexual people. There are shallow, self-obsessed, thick gay people worthy of mockery, who flood my facebook with endless selfies, just as there are shy, undemonstrative conservative gays who spend 50 thousand quid on some bamboo garden redesign then get upset when I dangle my feet in their koi pond. it doesn't signify a homophobic attack on all gays, I think it's you who are still stuck in the 70s era, tilting at windmills. Your jim davidson equivalence just makes it seem even more that you're fighting the wrong battle. the tweets where he posted the video didn't attract any "Trump is gay!" comments, I think people are more sophisticated than you think
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, but address the point
Would it be OK by you if Nazi pug bloke did a similar limp-wrists and dances number on 'Screaming' Joe Biden?
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 3 Nov 2020, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Right, this might be a bit nuanced...
... but what Serafinowicz did, and where the humour came from, was not “LOL what if Trump was GAY!”

The humour came from astutely observing, pre his actually winning the 2016 election, that we were all so quickly desensitised to Trump’s manner that just by *being* Trump, he got away with a lot of things that were under the level of “grab’em by the pussy” but we’re still batshit crazy. Taking his words and saying them in a different voice was a comedic way of actually highlighting the ridiculousness. I suspect that “sassy Trump” was settled on because Trump, despite his clear self image as a tough guy, is actually quite effeminate in his gestures. This made for an interesting portrayal, and maybe the only portrayal, of Trump that actually hit the right notes while caricaturing as aspect of his personality that is present, but that Trump himself is clearly uncomfortable with.
 (clinteastwoodbradfield, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post you've nailed it there

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 19:37, , Reply)
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Well looks like cumquat's been KOd. And I have no argument with you. And brb below doesn't remotely understand nuance or the issues at play, and is painfully conscious of it. So let's wrap this up by hoping that America hires the gayest man for the job.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 3 Nov 2020, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah your argument was so nuanced mate.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post And it is important for me to have the last word.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would it be OK by me if Nazi pug bloke did a similar limp-wrists and dances number on 'Screaming' Joe Biden?
Not sure what you mean by "Nazi pug bloke", possibly a meme that's passed me by. But my answer would be "probably", as it takes a lot to offend me. I find a lot of my online arguments have a theme of "be less judgemental, more tolerant, we're all flawed in some way".
But I am a fan of humour, and I find bad jokes, or ones whose only humour is cruelty without redeeming features, a greater sin in my books. A gay dancing biden sounds pretty lame. Where's the humour? Is there anything being satirised? The exception are jokes whose humour derives from how over-the-top offensive they are, like 'the aristocrats', which are shared among people who have the intelligence to admire the offensive craftmanship without sharing the sentiments
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I apologise for the presence of cumquat may, he regularly inserts himself uninvited into these private discussions on this public message board.
Is there something wrong with being 'a mincing poof'?
Do you think that Ivanka Trump speaks like 'a mincing poof'?
Do you think that any depiction of an ultra-camp homosexual character is an impediment to gay liberation?
Can a funny voice be funny without demeaning someone, somehow?
Do you understand what sass means?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post *sympathy reply*

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post /\ Oof!
How's that pity tasting, brb? Like it?
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 4 Nov 2020, 6:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was great
I didn't realise Julie Andrews was welsh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't read this because some idiot has coded their site to launch an unblockable popup over the top of it.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post No pop-over here (uBlock Origin installed)...
Same story, different website.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was pretty amazing, cheers!
Love the highlight video.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2030 - Robot player kicks Ref to death

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 2 Nov 2020, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post The future’s looking good for You’ve Been Framed.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post How does that still exist, it wasn't much good in the 90s.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 2 Nov 2020, 21:05, , Reply)
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Reasonable Worst-Case Planning Scenario

_giggles_
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Fishy Tale


Whale sculpture stops Dutch train crashing into water


 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic pictures of it
here twitter.com/010fotograaf/status/1323072199717171202
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantasic
What a fun thing to do on the last day of your job.
 (Papagato RackSpanner, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post it finally served a porpoise

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a whale in the Thameslink
Oh. Holland? Cool.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just a fluke

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post A 179?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post They still have Teletext!
nos.nl/teletekst
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 2 Nov 2020, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Mon 2 Nov 2020, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm disappointed in our Dutch cousins...
for the complete lack of teletext porn...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like porn on a Vic20, a nerdy labour of lust.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 2 Nov 2020, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rule 34:
PETSCII porn
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 2:16, , Reply)
This is a link post You fight like a dairy farmer
Monkey Island! In your browser!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair
www.youtube.com/embed/E55t0lnp_8M
 (I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 17:08, , Reply)
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So, no mention of it being a "halloween prank" other than random bystanders?
OK, got it.
Chip papers.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a link post It used to be that wearing a mask was scary at Halloween, but now it's scarier NOT to. I made this!
Dumb sketch I made for scary times.
(dogfood, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 10:39, , Reply)
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That was genuinely terrifying. I need a lie down.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 16:18, , Reply)
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That was great =)
 (Sherbs, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a link post That's not all folks!


(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 1:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Goblin performing "Suspiria" live in 1977 on Italian tv


(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 8:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent stuff!
The band was originally called Cherry Five when Argento hired them to do the soundtrack for Profondo Rosso.
The film company didn't think the name was fitting for that type of film so they changed it to Goblin.
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Focus performing 'Hocus Pocus' live,
the gift that goes on giving.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably the best band ever to come from the Netherlands
Well, them and these guys.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JWT7rACq6g
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Earth and Fire
surely!
Shirley?
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post What I love about this song is no matter how many times I've heard it
there's always a bit that comes up that I'd forgot about.

The Ex would get my vote for best Nederband.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your Ex was a Nederband?
I'm glad you're still on such good terms.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best played at double speed

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 23:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dutch sounds funny

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 5:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Niche joke is niche.


(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 1 Nov 2020, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah it's a nice joke
but the Sean Connery impression thing is getting old
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Sun 1 Nov 2020, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha!
whatacunt
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 0:05, , Reply)
This is a link post BOM.. number 7!


(razzle, Sun 1 Nov 2020, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post This whole series has been great
Best thing on YT at the moment, I think.
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Sun 1 Nov 2020, 20:18, , Reply)
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I think some production company should get into a partnership with them, as long as they don't get too polished and lose their charm.

They could churn out a lot of good stuff
 (razzle, Sun 1 Nov 2020, 21:15, , Reply)
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tis all racing, no lathes etc..
 (razzle, Sun 1 Nov 2020, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I’m fine with this.
I’m never going to go club racing so I’m happy to see it from the inside this way.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 1 Nov 2020, 21:14, , Reply)
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I really liked this one. The vid gave a very good insight
 (razzle, Sun 1 Nov 2020, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I’m not a motorsport guy
I watch bom mostly for the engineering and the brackets... but this episode had me more invested in the race outcome than I was expecting, proper tension!

Loved it
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 1 Nov 2020, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same here
the strategy part of that was just brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 1 Nov 2020, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're normally so dour and dead-pan
that the short hairy one's excitement has given them entirely new personalities.
 (Papagato RackSpanner, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand all the love for this.
But then I never understood getting excited over cars. They just ruin the world.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 14:03, , Reply)
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Thank God you're here to tell us how you're a much better person than us.

I don't just have a car to ruin the world. That's maybe third or fourth on the list of reasons I have one.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that's a sweeping generalisation.
Out of interest, what does excite you and light your fire?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Halloween is too scary this year
The Karen is pervasive
r/funny - Halloween’s too scary this year


 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Sun 1 Nov 2020, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha the attention to detail.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Nov 2020, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the way she waddled off at the end.

(Sherbs, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 8:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very good.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Devil-worshiping 50's style doo-wop anyone? NSFW
Possibly NSFW, has image of album cover which contains bare breasts covered in blood.
EDIT: I clicked don't use auto-preview but it still previews, so... surprise!!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sun 1 Nov 2020, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post “Video unavailable“

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 1 Nov 2020, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now?
I tried another link
 (I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sun 1 Nov 2020, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Working here 👍

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 1 Nov 2020, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn’t Winehouse do a cover of this?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 1 Nov 2020, 18:56, , Reply)
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liked that, took a bit of time to grow on me tho
 (razzle, Sun 1 Nov 2020, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a link post a-z of ageing well I made this!
A group of over 50s make a gif for every letter showing how to age well.
A-Z of ageing well


 (Wilow1, Sun 1 Nov 2020, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heloooooooo spam

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 1 Nov 2020, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post A
should be in magenta.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 1 Nov 2020, 20:04, , Reply)

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