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2020 may not have killed you or your friends yet
- but there are plenty more ways to end life on Earth as we know it.
Factually correct stats and dry British delivery.
Also hobnobs.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 20:58,
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Help get the Kunt to Christmas number 1

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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 19:57,
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Kunt appears to have
kept his copy of Flash for the video.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 16:40,
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Excellent use of the truck driver's gear change.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 0:03,
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I'm a big Kunt fan
But this isn't one of his better songs. I also wonder if he will be contending against a bunch of covid-related charity songs this year.
I'll still buy it though, as i thoroughly agree with the sentiment.
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Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 17:31,
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Appropriate for the time of year
if you like a good pandenmic...
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strongp, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:44,
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much funnier than I thought it would be
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razzle, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 10:33,
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Same here, but still not funny
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The entire population of Kent scum not even from B3ta's past, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 18:32,
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Someone sent me this on WhatsApp. I didn’t reply.
But you get a response.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 17:45,
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Cape Town's most famous fast food
Cape Town's most famous fast food
Now this is what I call a substantial meal.
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 13:39,
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Cape Town's most famous fast food
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 4 Dec 2020, 13:58,
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The most famous fast food
of Cape Town
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 15:13,
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Cape Town's fast food
Most famous
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Sherbs, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:28,
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Fast famous Cape Town's most food
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 19:01,
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A Macaws Offset Mount Spots food.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 19:44,
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that looks f****** ACE
Two to eat in please
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teeeth, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 14:36,
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Makes me sad that I don't get to eat a Richman this year...
It's a Slovakian fast-food sandwich, heavy on the mayo. I always sing 'If I had a Richman...' Topol-style in my head whenever I pass one of their stands...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:14,
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where can i get it?
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unclepills, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:23,
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Cape Town
The most famous fast food.
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Sherbs, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 18:59,
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I once bought a footlong in Agadir, Morocco
filled with chips, pasta, couscous, potato salad, and a vast array of sauces. One of the best I ever ate.
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stubhuman, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:34,
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I once bought a bowl of snails in the market in Marrakech. Won't be doing that again.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 20:07,
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There's a place in Swansea
That does a panini with chicken and chips - I wasn't sure what to expect but it was bloody marvellous!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:39,
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epic!
nom, nom, nom and nom
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:47,
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I used to work with a fat bloke who confessed to buying a pack of bacon rashers and a baguette and making a very large bacon roll.
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 20:00,
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I remember back in the 90s
you could buy a gutbuster sandwich from a van in London that was a roll filled with bacon, gammon steak, black pudding, fried egg, cheese, burger, green stuff and sauce. You could upgrade to a beltbuster which was a gutbuster with a chop on top!
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tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 20:18,
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you were lucky
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unclepills, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 14:00,
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Arecibo: video therefo
As if a thousand astronomers cried out and then were silent
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 13:05,
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"This looks like trouble... and I like trouble..."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=37CjCfCCUrk
(Goldeneye can get stuffed).
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 14:21,
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Good job they've got that spare one
in China
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 14:45,
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Hold on - isn't that almost exactly what happened in Contact?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 20:13,
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Ken Hom's greatest success
Yeah unfortunately the Chinese didn't finish photocopying the Arecibo manual so it doesn't do radar...
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arch_stanton, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 12:05,
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Scott Manley's analysis:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=59WQIRvezzI
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 19:18,
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Are we not doing 'fuck off, spamcunt' any more?
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 16:30,
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Spamcunt is just sooo yesterday afternoon.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:00,
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It's all "fuck cunt, off spam" these days.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:52,
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“spam off fuck cunt”
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LP, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:58,
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Off cunt spam fuck
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 19:03,
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Camp funk offcuts
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unclepills, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 21:46,
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New band name sorted.
Cheers!
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Varmint, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 10:24,
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Bit of a shame that they are broken down by UV light!
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:58,
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Yes and yes.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 6:28,
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I went probably 10 years ago
It's pretty good. Worth a visit if you're down that way.
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Derp, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 6:34,
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Yes no
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 7:46,
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^ this
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 9:11,
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^ that
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 9:40,
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Yes
Pro Tip: They host Park Runs there on the Sundays. Once Park Runs are allowed again, go there in the morning to watch then no need to pay for entry.
For anyone who does park runs, this a nice scenic course. About 3 laps of the site if I remember correctly, and as you'd expect, very hilly!
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teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 9:25,
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Attack of the Mutant Bubblewrap
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:19,
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Yes, it was underwhelming
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benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:40,
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what, from your lofty perspective, benny
could they have possibly done to properly fucking whelm you?
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ozof, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 3:01,
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Let me guess, you're from Cornwall
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benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 7:32,
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I do love and respect the Eden Project
but that video was shite.
Until I noticed there was stuff from the 2010s in it, I'd assumed it must have been made by some well-meaning students in the 90s.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 22:08,
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I have been to the loading dock.
No further.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 22:27,
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Yes, once just after it opened and it was great and then again last year and was disappointed it had become an expensive, over crowded middle class eco-theme park with packed restaurants surrounded in a vast car park. Good for the kids.
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Keroscene, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 22:49,
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There's not a great deal to do for the kids either I reckon
I'd rather have a walk in the woods
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benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 7:43,
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No and yes.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 0:32,
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Alex Ignatiev and Manufacturing on the Moon (Fraser Cain/Open Space)
This bloke wants to mine raw materials from lunar regolith, manufacture solar cells, then sell us the electricity (as well as all the oxygen by-product that's otherwise useless to him).
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 23:09,
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if you could put it underground and provide some sort of fertiliser to the soil, could you grow fungi?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 9:55,
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You could put a container underground and turn it into a shroomery.
But I think it would need to be powered for temperature regulation, ventilation, and probably some humidity control and whatever else you'd need, like robot mushroom farmers.
I think lunar regolith is less toxic than Martian regolith, but it's still not something you or a mushroom would want to ingest. Razor sharp, statically charged poison.
I guess whatever is left over after Mr. Ignatiev has finished extracting resources might be non-toxic, and could be fashioned into a soil base for fertiliser.
And I guess there's nothing stopping us genetically engineering vacuum dwelling moon mushrooms in the long run.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:47,
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Elding Around
Get into the festive spirit.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 22:54,
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GC but don't care.
It's the antibody for a specific xmas musak.
Fucking hell can't remember how to make the l8nk work. I'm smashed after installing xmas tree. Its "beginning to sound a lot like fishmen".
Just be grateful and stop wearing that hat.
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DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 20:03,
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You gots to use the youtube.com link, not the youtu.be or whathavey.ou
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 21:03,
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That sounds like a lot of work
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DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 21:40,
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just write the name of the video on a postcard and send it to Rob. he'll do the rest
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 22:22,
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work coordination
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 0:05,
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take the first S off the link
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unclepills, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 9:04,
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Delete system32 folder on your computer and it will embed
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 9:14,
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RETURN POKE IF BORDER NEW SAVE RAND NEW RUN DIM
*sent from my zx spectrum
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 22:03,
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I was expecting it to be
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9kwJ2pV4yc
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LP, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 12:37,
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Merry Christmas
and Happy Christmas
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 19:23,
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I don't understand why Christianity isn't more popular.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 19:42,
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That is indeed
quite terrible.
Have a cringe-click
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 20:25,
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Bootiful
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 22:38,
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I'm converted!
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 3 Dec 2020, 23:17,
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Sing! Or you go back in the cellar.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 0:03,
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They're saving their enthusiasm for the rapture.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 0:12,
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That was lovely
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Sherbs, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 0:46,
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Go tell it on the mountain
And don't come back
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Chairman L'Mao Wasp Whisperer, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 13:14,
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Are they performing at gunpoint?
(how old is the one on the right?)
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teeeth, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 16:10,
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I suspect they're both on the right...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:54,
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Do they do requests?
I'd like Madonna's "Like A Virgin".
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 16:44,
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Beirut port explosion ‘architectural forensics’
I quite like the visual presentation and analysing of this, based on limited sources. (Which is of course an invitation to lecture me about how wrong I am in this regard).
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pallimut Ancient Lurker, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 19:18,
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Absolutely an accident waiting to happen.
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Varmint, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 19:52,
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ammonium nitrate can't melt steel beams.
It was an outside job, probably a plane. I've seen the 8/4 truth videos
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 20:53,
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You’re qanon
AICMFP
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pallimut Ancient Lurker, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 22:34,
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Brilliant presentation
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augsav, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 22:54,
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Very clearly narrated and slick graphics..
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 0:56,
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Sickeningly jaunty muzak, though
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 18:44,
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agreed
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razzle, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 19:00,
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The Day After Tomorrow UK 1963
The Big Freeze in 1963
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 15:10,
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I'll save that for later
My Dad sometimes tells stories about it - he was about 20 at the time, digging cars out of the drifts on the Dorset road out of Weymouth.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 19:08,
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It was on BBC4 again recently so you might still be able to watch a better copy
though its from tv in 1963 so possibly not that much better
There's a bit near the end where Michelmore claims there's new legislation going through parliament to force something like frost free plumbing on new builds. Not sure I'm convinced that ever happened.
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 20:48,
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