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This is a link post Because it's ace and Happy Toast reminded me ...
banger from (christ onna bike!) 1996.

(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Just remembered this
sniggering before saying knob on Radio 1.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 12:37, Reply)
This is a link post Neil Innes Biography, part 1 now on IPlayer/Sounds
Mentioned this a few days ago in the Raggydolls thread, now it’s available for a month.

BBC Radio 4 Extra - Neil Innes: Dip My Brain In Joy, 1. Bangs, Belches, Smut & Smoke


 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the reminder, I love both of these people.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 3 Dec 2020, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great
Listened last night. It's been said before, but Neil Innes would have been a rock star if he hadn't been so funny.
 (Hemipygous, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 20:34, Reply)
This is a link post I have been criticised for spamming this board I made this!
with my commercial project so I'm sharing something else I made for free. It was included in the London Short Film Festival in a talk by a writer from the Guardian- and I got paid literally nothing.

It's a music video which is made with Open Office. Some of it is real - i.e., I really did color in all those squares - and other parts were done by an animation studio.

It's a few years old, but I'm still proud of it and also still feel weary when i think about how long it took.

(teeeth, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
I enjoyed that thanks
 (I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks!
I don't like the literal bits, like when they sing everything and the word EVERYTHING appears on the screen. But I think it's pretty cool too. hold my hand
 (teeeth, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post NSFW!!!!!!!
Spreadsheet nipples! And more!

But vg...
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post The NSFW nature of the nipples is offset by the fact they're on a spreadsheet
You can actually watch any depraved filth as long as it's on a spreadsheet. Try it: you're bulletproof.
 (teeeth, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post SPAMCUNT

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post They have posted a reasonably good gag on a current thread that isn’t their own (the chocolate one)
So no need to be so vocal surely?
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly, that wasn't a gag
and my relationship with Miss. Chocolate on Their Knob 1998 was real. It's painful to think about even today.

I wish her well.
 (teeeth, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Pssst
it's a joke
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post So difficult to tell these days

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone knows my go to line for spammos is
HELLO YOU CUNT
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Does mummy still have to padlock the fridge because of you?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post What's a fridge?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 6:48, Reply)
This is a normal post HARSH

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Lubbly

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite an honour to be called "lovely" by monkeon
If you were talking about the video and not me, please don't correct me, I am happier living a lie
 (teeeth, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good!
It must have taken a lot of time!
 (HarvesterStallone, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep!
Making the music was fun, but the video took some time. luckily most of the heavy lifting was done by an animation studio.
 (teeeth, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Really like that
Nice song too.
 (Sherbs, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That
was pretty amazing.

I bet that did indeed take ages.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That is great! What a blood-curdling effort though.
Lovely tune too.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 4 Dec 2020, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post really made me miss going outside
RIP your dad. I'm very sorry for your loss.
What a lovely good boy that dog is.
 (teeeth, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for saying.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 3 Dec 2020, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post he's a VERY good boy
.
.
.
oh yes he is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry for your loss Fred

Your dog looks like the goodest of good boys.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers, he's mental but in a good way.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 3 Dec 2020, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry for your loss mate.
It's completely shit but know it hurts less over time. You'll still have moments of "hah! I need to tell dad a.. oh fuck"

Tell the sky. If life has taught me anything there's an afterlife purely so dads can drift about in Elysium and be infuriated by our idiocy.

"Bloody idiot. Have you seen that?! He's using pliers! He needs a spanner for that. Honestly, that's his mother's influence."

Seriously though; big hugs mate. Hold fast.
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks very much
He was 98, it was peaceful and at home which is all he/we could have wished for.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 3 Dec 2020, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I am really sorry to hear about your father. Horrible thing, and a numbing mad time.
I had to carry my father's casket in April. It is still the most overwhelming experience.

I have zero advice but boatloads of solidarity. Take care.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks very much. I think it was a relief for him to let go finally,
he was pissed off at not being able to mow the lawn after mid-October, strong old bugger that he was.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 3 Dec 2020, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry to hear it Fred, though I hope you got first dibs on his engleburt humperdinck LPs
looks a great spot for your woofhound. is it local?
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers, me and the dog're lucky to have the harbour and beach on our doorstep.
As for the records, he never got more modern than Gilbert & Sullivan, which I have committed to memory over the years thanks to his whistling.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 3 Dec 2020, 23:15, Reply)
This is a link post Babybird - Corona Christmas I made this!


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post this animation style makes me feel young again
and the music was cool. 10/10
 (teeeth, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
like

Very good
 (razzle, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post You're ... lovely.
Nice video.

I really liked Babybird back in the day. That first commercially released album was a classic and I'll fight anybody that says otherwise. However ... a few years after the hits, I saw him in a small--ish local venue and he was miserable as fuck and really, really didn't want to play *THAT* song. I get it - monster hit is embarrassing and you want to play us your new stuff which is much better. Happy to listen to the new album Stephen, but the deal is we get to hear a couple of the back-catalogue songs, especially the hits.

I hope he's come to terms with it now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I've recently befriended a band who talked about this
and I totally get their sentiment on the matter. They started doing weekly live sessions during lockdown (still continue to do so, but not as often). People asking for the "classics" but they've just released a new (very good btw) album. It's quite different to their earlier stuff, but it's pretty darn good. They branched away to make music for themselves rather than to just get a "hit". After years of gigging the same tunes over and over you get bored. Every night for years on end, you can imagine! When you create new music you just want to play that, it excites you again, not the old stuff. That's boring to you now. In fairness to them they did a fair few reimagining's of the earlier stuff that was bloody awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post What's the bad then?

(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Young Knives

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't he always notoriously grumpy at gigs,
even during the hits years?

(Nice video HT!)
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I just hope he's rich
I think the deal is "This hit single will be a albatross around your neck for the rest of your life, but it does shit golden eggs". I wouldn't mind playing a song that I wrote 20 years ago a few times a month, if it paid the bills, even if I now hated it.
 (teeeth, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think musicians get much choice on whether something is a hit or not
or have a golden egg contract in place before releasing it.
Chances are the record company does very well out of it but the artist being shouted at to play it doesn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The copyright holder will do nicely.
If that’s the artist then they do well. If that’s the record company they will do well. The artist of the most popular version of the song will do ok out of royalties too. If they’ve been stupid enough to sign away these rights, then diddums. And what artist would release anything without wanting it to be a hit? “Oh, that was just meant to be an album track actually, I really resent the people making it a hit, the record company made me release it as a single, life’s so unfair.” Fucking diddums.

Spare a thought for Norman Greenbaum though. Legend has it that many Hell’s Angels were rather keen on his one big hit, and at some gigs would force him to play it repeatedly under threat of violence should he not comply. He’d usually be able to get the hell out of Dodge after an hour or two. That’s pretty tough.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post He's always struggled with popularity and people liking his music for the wrong reasons
Proper tortured artist and ridiculously prolific, over a hundred releases in the last four years alone, not surprising he doesn't want to keep playing that one from 25 years ago.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely animation as usual.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 15:50, Reply)
This is a link post Theme from BBC's Roadkill
Not much to say, other than it's my current earworm. Needs headphones or half-decent music system.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 8:05, Reply)
This is a link post A nice happy story about two pigs

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Would you lick it for $5000 though?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
On the basis of the rest of the story, probably not.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd consider it
After all, there must be a limit to retching.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post No chance
Stupid dares can be very, very dangerous.
edition.cnn.com/2018/11/05/health/man-dies-after-eating-slug-on-dare/index.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah yes, the old 'parasite in the wrong host' problem.
An ex-turned up with bunches of wild watercress once, actually from a stream which ran through farmland with livestock, boil for soup only.
Fasciola hepatica removal, with muzak
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihxiDdQJ_iY
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't talk to me about food poisoning from a pig's head.
I decided that I'd get some pork jowls from the butcher. This pleased him, so he went to the back of the shop and brought out an entire pigs head, and sliced the cheeks off it. Got it home and saw that it wasn't just the outside of the cheek, but it was the inside of the mouth too. Long story short, was sure I'd prepared it and cooked it properly, but was very sick for two days afterwards. Won't be doing that again.

Try it yourself:

swaledale.co.uk/products/pigs-cheek?variant=34421081735300
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post "Hairy boney pudding"
Yep, it's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 2 Dec 2020, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post So, is that custard?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post “Pork custard”
Has somewhat “mixed” connotations...
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 13:28, Reply)
This is a link post vintage crocodile hunter


(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
Did you make that yourself, or are we free to have a frank exchange of views?
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 2 Dec 2020, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks to me like
one of those videos where you upload your face, or faces, and they just paste them into a pre-made video and charge you a tenner.

I thought about starting a business doing that sort of thing but decided against it so I could look myself in the mirror without shouting 'CUNT!' at my reflection over and over.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post A tenner?
Bloody hell! The app's free - it hadn't occurred to me that people might actually pay to do exactly the same thing with a different background.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Used to see them about at crappy events
they would take your photo, paste it into a pre-made composition, render it out and burn it onto a DVD for you so you could 'entertain' your 'mates' with your '#TopBantz'

Always ended up looking a lot like this. Glad to see you can now get it for free*


*apart from your juicy juicy personal information of course
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 14:24, Reply)
This is a link post More busking. 24 million views.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that.
Oh, and happy candlemas.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Danger. Man at Wok.
Happy Candles, too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more cowbell

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs a donk

(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Flappy cankles

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't believe
he's doing that in the middle of a pan-demic.

And I've heard bits of Paris are quite rough. Did he take a wok on the wild side?
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking panhandlers

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You say I'm cool, I'm no fool, but then you wind up dropping out of high school.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Flaming!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It's good to see..
Wok experience paying off.
 (were all dEvO!!, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 21:56, Reply)
This is a link post Nix + Gerber interview...
... one for model makers and photographers really.
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm neither really but that was very interesting thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 2 Dec 2020, 23:46, Reply)
This is a link post I wrote a book! And then printed far too many copies. I made this!
I have a drinking problem.

And the problem is that whenever I get drunk, I want to play a game which I call Bad Decisions.

In the game, you ask the other players questions about moral dilemmas, and then predict their answers. Those who predict correctly, get a point. It seems like harmless fun. Right? Dead wrong.

It’s all fun and games as long as you’re in the pub with your mates. You’ve got people looking out for you. People who care. People who pull you back if you get too close to the edge.

But when lockdown came, things got more intense. I got obsessed. I started playing over zoom calls with friends; then with friends of friends, then later on, with strangers. And I wasn't long before I was texting my mum at 2am to see if she would divorce Dad if he admitted he was a robot, or desperately asking my colleagues if they would assassinate a five-year-old Hitler. When things got really bad, I started asking Siri what she would do if a dying man asked her to pray for him: even if the dying man would never find out if she did it or not.

I ended up writing 320+ questions into a book (books are cheaper to print than cards) as well as eight yes/no cards for answering and making predictions, and put the whole thing together into a beautiful package which is in Spanish and English - and also, it’s illustrated.

It's out of me now. I am free. And while I will always be addicted, I have found a modicum of peace.

Chapters include:

Sex and death
Shakira
Money
The Forbidden Question
All ages
Unlikely Situations
etc.

I made 400 copies (spent about €3000, printing locally) and now I am selling them. I still have about 300 left, which is embarrassing.

Anyway, please buy my book at malas-decisiones.com and use the discount code B3TAN to get €5 off. UK orders are posted from Derbyshire and Spanish orders are posted from my home in sunny Spain. It would make a great gift for a friend or a lover, or a terrible gift for your grandparents.

language | malas decisiones


 (teeeth, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post The game ends after three rounds or after the first major argument.
tres bon!
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks- now let's quickly play
This question is for you. I will predict your answer.

Shakira appears before your eyes and offers you a mysterious envelope, inside which is a piece of paper with the time and date that you will die. Do you open it?

My prediction is YES you will. Do I get a point?
 (teeeth, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post What is a shakira?

(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post She's part woman
Part mystical being from another planet. Her hips always speak the truth.







I find her sexy.
 (teeeth, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Not to be confused with 2000AD's Shakara.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello
And now, let me ask you a question.

You, a taxi driver, are driving home late a night when you see a girl who you estimate is around 20. She tells you she doesn't have any money, but desperately needs a lift home. Do you let her ride for free?

My prediction is that YES you would, because you are either a genuinely nice person, or a pervert.
 (teeeth, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck Off
Spammer
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you angry because I was right?
I have tried to get in touch with rob to actually advertise on here several times and give him some cash. But he never responded so, yes, I am spamming. Buy my book you bellend.
 (teeeth, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think he is angry
I just get the impression he thinks you are a spammer, and wants you to fuck off.

It's a common retort that is said to spammers round these parts.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 1:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been reading b3ta since secondary school and
This board is literally the only place I've posted this message. So if I am a spammer I guess I am a pretty shit one!
 (teeeth, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I can confirm this.
This is the first link I think I've seen you spam, which is a pretty poor record for a spammer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 3 Dec 2020, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that is not my call to make
although you did just state you were spamming in the post I replied to.

Anyway, I am not calling anyone anything, just saying I felt it was more a dismissal than an expression of anger
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post He might have just posted it because of tradition.
Someone new comes along and gets called a cunt, just to soften them up a bit.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical

(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post buynowbuynowbuynow
Theoretically, if I said I might buy one due to being drunk in charge of a keyboard on a midweek evening, why would the online shop tell me (when I give a UK address) that the only shipping option was €4.00 to "Europe (except Spain and UK)" and then offer to charge me that, so that the net price of the product including €5 b3ta discount is only €1 lower than the headline price?

Perhaps you could offer a greater b3ta discount to alleviate the pain of the high initial 'arbitrary price' for the goods and the intransigence of the order collection engine. Unfortunately by the time you take a look at it I will have sobered up and the current high price will appear too much to bear, even as an amusing gift for 'friend or lover or grandparent'. I suggest doubling the b3ta discount and perhaps the community here will help you shift your unwanted stock.
 (bowlhead2000 :also available at, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post oh shit
That is a mistake. I have just updated the system so that UK shipping is now €2. Thanks so much for spotting that, drunken stranger.

(Actually, the cheapest way to buy the book is to paypal 15 quid to [email protected]. We cut out the middle man).

How do you know if you can trust me? Well, I'm actually one of the most trustworthy people I know. So it's not a problem.
 (teeeth, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post 1:100
I've got one. Not played it yet, but it's a lovely piece of work. Really amazing quality.

A++ would recommend.
 (I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You've warmed my heartstrings!
I made sure it was f****** excellent quality- printed it locally, visited the press, went for the munken ivory recycled paper and the soft-touch hard-back cover etc etc. So it's lovely to hear that you're happy with it.
 (teeeth, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Canny.
Nearly bought the previous time you posted. Last night I was drunk enough to be tipped over the edge. Cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! GillianT's_Pet_Trombone, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Great!
People are always on about the downsides of drinking. But what about the upside??
 (teeeth, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 11:34, Reply)
This is a link post Bongo
GC be damned.
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post So it doesn't come with the chocolates included?!

(sithemong, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Won't be the first b3tan to miss chocolate on their knob.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I once dated the third place finalist of Miss Chocolate on their Knob
Weird they even got cadbury's to sponsor that event. Different times
 (teeeth, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:14, Reply)
This is a link post Focke Wulf 190 vs. Spitfire


(Sherbs, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 4:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That radial just doesn’t sound as smooth as the griffon.
Incidentally, if you’ve found some loose change down the back of the sofa recently that Spit is for sale.

www.boschungglobal.com/Inventory/Warbirds/Supermarine-Aviation-Works/Spitfire-MkXVIII/D-FSPT
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit of a challenge finding a large enough box or stocking
never mind wrapping it or hiding it on top of the wardrobe
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Tis a substitute. Should be a Beemer
I guess they're hard to find.
For beautiful-sounding radials you can't beat a Bristol Centaurus though.
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 14:52, Reply)
This is a link post i am not a robot


(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post i actually had to identify traffic lights to post this link
trufax
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post haha Excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 2 Dec 2020, 7:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good
Reminded me of
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbtf1oyNg-8
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This is a normal post Captcha is the root of alll evil

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This is a normal post Fantastic
I will share this with my mum.
 (teeeth, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 14:06, Reply)
This is a link post ruthless


(razzle, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post ha
two year olds are little mussolinis. it takes years of yelling at them to develop basic social values
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_child
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Or else it gets the hose

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually toddlers are demonstrably altruistic
Even before extensive socialisation

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qul57hcu4I
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This is a normal post Conscientious little dude.
I have much respect.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I get it
No witnesses.
 (teeeth, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 14:06, Reply)
This is a link post Anti LGBT MEP resigns after attending house party in Brussels, violating lockdown rules.
and by "house party", I mean, "massive gay orgy"

What are the chances of a vociferously homophobic right wing political party founder turning out to be....etc etc?
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post chief whip as well
so responsible for keeping members under control
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed this comment.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Glad to see this is still being updated
gayhomophobe.com/
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This is a normal post Ha!
drugs too
and claiming diplomatic immunity
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Denied
As he was not there in an official capacity.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh heh

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The BBC is tight lipped about some of the more amusing details.
The party took place above a gay bar literally opposite Brussels police HQ. The street it is on is habitually lined with parked up police cars. He tried climbing out of a first floor window to escape arrest, cutting himself quite badly. He has tried to claim diplomatic immunity, something it is doubtful he is eligible for. Presumably he thought he could remain anonymous by doing so. They found an E in his bag. He has a big dyed beard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post flamin' nora!

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
turns out he's a member of the Lemon Party
 (ohidunno, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post he might still be anti-gay
"I know. I'll fuck 'em. That'll show them what for!"
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
"The sex scandal is particularly embarrassing for a party which campaigns for traditional family values and recently proposed a law to ban gay adoption."

Or TLDR - Hypocritical cunt.

I hope his treatment for homosexualitly is a success, and he can return to being a fascist soon.
 (strongp, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!
I do like me some Tim Vine. #Whittle4life
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