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This is a link post I was considering having my hair cut during lockdown NSFW
Think i will wait until my usual barber is open again,
(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post grey bloke vibes
are they still about?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 3:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Last seen a year ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa7gmCm1cYM
(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a wild story
Televised pardon from the President of the Philippines and a medal from the Brazilian air force for allowing them to practice on his cattle ranch.
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This is a normal post 102,6453,878.....102,6453,879..... 102,6453,880..... ready yet?

(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Six thousand, four hundred and fifty three thousand?
What numerical base is he using?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post think that's the effect of freebasing

(, Wed 10 Mar 2021, 9:22, Reply)
This is a link post 58 nitwits on a motorcycle.

(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post And one fell off!
And there were...
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Said Agatha Christie

(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Lacist!

(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 2:11, Reply)
This is a link post When The Music Stops I made this!
Spent a bit of time with an elderly jazz musician just before he died earlier this year. So I wrote this.

Bit shonky, musically, but this is an edit of a doodling session on the mandolin where the song wasn't so much composed as "just happened".

Music sommelier note: best enjoyed with a single Islay malt and a Nicaraguan cigar.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post There was a recent viddy
of them taking the shape of a giant Bird.

www.irishtimes.com/culture/tv-radio-web/murmuration-of-starlings-how-our-stunning-front-page-photograph-was-taken-1.4501033?mode=amp

And upon searching have found a few similar Bird shaped formations.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw that but couldn't find a video of it.

(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post when birds do this it gives me the absolute fear
i think seeing Hitchcocks "The Birds" at age 10 might have something to do with it
(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 13:07, Reply)
This is a link post Denny's

(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post RIS?

(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a game I'd play.
Not as grim as this song, Denny by Pansy Division
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDKHR2v5zok
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd never work somewhere so sole-less

(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post He said in the interview that he's going to give their finances some welly

(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems like pointless flip-flopping to me

(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard that Peter Foot had to be replaced because he was so lazy, he was such a loafer

(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of my ex-boss
Richard Sole
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post the boot's on the other foot now. Or something

(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Foot booted out, Boot shooed in?

(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post You win this thread.

(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post this foot is made for walking

(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I fear Mr Foot will be down on his uppers if he doesn’t find a new job soon.
Meanwhile Mr Boot has much work to do to improve Shoezone’s down at heel image.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Peter didn't toe the line, so they socked it to him.
Must have been a kicker to lose that position.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Why was he fired
did someone lace his drink? Maybe he was tripping at work.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post His real name
was Peter File
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post He discriminated against the polish

(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember for the state opening of parliament one year
Michael Foot had broken his ankle, so Dennis Healey took his place.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post So you’re saying, as far as attendance of that year’s state opening of parliament is concerned,
Michael Foot’s broken foot was his Achilles heel?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it too late to shoehorn one more pun?

(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure we can slipper a few more in...

(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post The products are all so good
it's really hard to shoez one.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post good grief

(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post God no

(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post put a sock in it

(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet they wish they'd
winklepickered someone else.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he takes time to heel
after his insolent behaviour
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone has their faults
it'd be cruel to moccasin.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post his name might sound shoe-related, but it really depends on the brogue

(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 5:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure Foot will find a way
to cobble together a living.

Maybe open a disco and call it Club Foot.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 5:26, Reply)
This is a normal post surely playing Northern Sole

(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 5:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me. Boot?

(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 6:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Good work, team, good work
I’m pleased to see that the crisis hasn’t diminished our skills. Or we’d be on our uppers.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Thought I'd slingback to check on the pun progression here
Itching to see what new ones people come up with - I'm on wedge
(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post No better platform for it

(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Welt it's good you're interested.

(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Shoe!
(said in a Joey Deacon voice)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2021, 15:22, Reply)
This is a link post mel&sue&rich&stew
90s comedy nostalgia some of you might enjoy.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I still have funny feelings in my pants for Sue.
My gosh this was a shit format for Mel & Sue though. Monologue, good. Straight into 20 minutes of celebrity cheffing, fuck that, switch off.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It's pronounced...
"super kins"
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm surprised a Google gives only one solitary
mention in a Digital Spy thread about the time Sue dropped the c-bomb on that.

(She said "my father's a count" in a posh accent and got complaints)
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Was it Sue?
Mel does genuinely come from a blue-blooded background, so it's possibly more likely to have been her.

However, on Bake-Off, they apparently used to make a habit of swearing as obscenely as possible in front of the cameras if somebody cried, so that potentially humiliating footage could never be broadcast. This is, in my view, a class act.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post That is indeed class
I like the fact the TV seems to be settling back into having some damn human decency and positivity. Bake off and Art Club are thoroughly lovely.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 7:46, Reply)
This is a link post The Critical Drinker
rips apart Westworld Season 3.

If you haven't found Drinker before, it is a different take on film critique more in the style of someone we probably all know.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Some casual Misogamy to start the day

(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 11:06, Reply)
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That word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Does it mean hating gammon?

(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Gammon with bean paste sauce

(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Apart from the misspelling
What do you think I think it means. I mean my partner struggles to know what I mean most of the time let alone know what I think I mean. So go on enlighten me.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 9:53, Reply)
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Well Google defines misogamy as the dislike or aversion to marriage, whereas I assumed you actually meant misogyny - which Google defines as the hatred of women. HTH.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Which is why you should never type replies without your glasses on

(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Really enjoyed Westworld 3, looked amazing
story went a bit off but hardly worth moaning on youtube about
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Westworld lost me by the time I'd slogged my way to the end of season 2.
He lost me when he repeated his complaint about repetition, after spending much of the preceding 10 minutes repeating his complaint about diverse female characters getting the better of white male characters.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post They aren't female characters anyway.
They are AIs with a "female character" UI skin.

I bet he gets angry about the default voice on his satnav being female too.
(, Thu 11 Mar 2021, 12:19, Reply)
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The Critial Drinker is a right wing asshat, his opinion matters not. If actual watchable, insightful film criticism is your bag, I reccommend Red Letter Media.

Where Westworld is concerned, I enjoyed season 3, and glad I gave it a chance after season 2's jumble of nonsense (they apparently switched writing teams halfway through). At the very least 3 is tighter, though I understand how people were reluctant after 2 to give 3 a shot. Apparently True Detective is similar, I've heard season 3 is decent and want to give it a shot, but the mrs refuses after season 2 was a grim fucking mess.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post RLM make film reviews fun.
The Crtical Drinker is just a cunt.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 14:15, Reply)
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He's still repeating the same points that were the reason I stopped watching his videos. Even when he likes something he still spends half the video railing about SJWs ruining Star Wars/Comics/Dr Who/films/the entire world.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 14:45, Reply)
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Seems interchangeable with a review of the last few seasons of Doctor Who, not convinced I should be paying for any streaming TV currently.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2021, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post So he likes it then.

(, Wed 10 Mar 2021, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post What a cunt
made it up til the point where he insults an attractive black actors' face for no discernable reason, other than presumably that they're black

Bet he calls it 'wokeworld' at some point
(, Thu 11 Mar 2021, 14:28, Reply)
This is a link post Lucky S.T.A.R. I made this!
Daft Punk's 'Get Lucky' as performed by the robots from 'The Black Hole': Captain S.T.A.R., V.I.N.CENT, Old B.O.B. and the Cygnus sentry robots. Somehow not Maximilian though. I guess he's just not much of a dancer.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post insta-click
awesome stuff x
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I thank you
for this.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post But Maximilian is the only one that actually gets some as he fucks Reinhardt at the ‘clima’
-x. Seriously weird Disney film by the end...

Edit... yep, still looks like robot sex to me.
youtu.be/nFv9ZRAqG1s
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post He also, if memory serves, gets drilled by V.I.N.Cent's groinal attachment.

(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Maximilian drills Anthony Perkins
Then Vincent drills Maximilian.
And then there is that scene I added the link for, where they don’t even bother with Freudian imagery any more.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeeks.
All this went over my head when I was 8.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Even at age 8 I'd have liked the film more without that tin-plated gobshite.
But you just made him dance, so have a click.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post all of the appendages just not necessarily in the right places

(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Worst Morecambe and Wise Sketch ever

(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 0:01, Reply)
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Worst BEST
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Yet no bottle-opener
weird, just weird.
How often have you actually used that thing for getting stones out of horses hooves, eh?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post "Who brought the Mexican"
Who brought the Mexican
Who brought the Mexican, Lucky!
Who brought the Mexican, Lucky!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Aces
I watched this film again not long ago too.
I'm trying to remember if the beta band used the black hole soundtrack in one of their songs.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post it's not too beautiful
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4JRM0JAIAM
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!
When this song was ubiquitous I managed to mostly avoid it, so it's still very enjoyable.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I just hear a pale shadow of a quality bass line like Bernard Edwards would have managed
A lifeless drum machine all lifted up into something cool by the perfect guitar
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post well at least you got something out of it if only the guitar
have a bop about with your mates at a party to it - you might have some fun too
(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, me.... bop...
friends?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 4:28, Reply)
This is a normal post it's fun to imagine
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1ww1IXRfTA
(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 4:33, Reply)
This is a normal post One of many of his videos that I've watched a dozen times

(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 7:32, Reply)
This is a normal post have you got it yet?

(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 8:10, Reply)
This is a link post I made a little smoke machine for small things that need smoke I made this!
Got fed up with crappy Chinesium mini smokers so built my own out of scrap. Messing about in my shed again.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Or
you could spend 2 quid on a cheap vaping atomizer tank, add a small fan to pull the smoke through and run it on a single LiIon battery.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post tried it, tank got red hot, burnt out the coil. not designed for continuous use.
Great minds think alike!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Every time I try fixing anything electric
I end up making a smoke machine it seems :-)
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post i am the same normally
there were a few mishaps making the smoker i assure you.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, now show me how to put the smoke back in.
That's where I'm struggling.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 6:22, Reply)
This is a normal post i make the smoke disappear by using my lungs to filter it out!

(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice link!
Thanks for this :)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 7:58, Reply)
This is a link post Sundry doodles what I did. I made this!
Been a bit tardy in commenting and sharing of late. Well, OK, for several years. But yet I live.
So here are a few doodles I did to keep myself relatively sane in the early eighty billion months of this year.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye. On Netflix.
www.spectator.co.uk/article/netflix-s-political-agenda-is-playing-havoc-with-the-facts
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post nowadays he would be on Rogan

(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't speak a word of Belgian
what's this all about?
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Basically:
"aren't foreigners funny?"
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s rather different in tone than your other stuff.

(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post He does other stuff?
who knew?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 10:54, Reply)
This is a link post Behind the Painted Smile: Clown Johnie K.
Afternoon all and thanks again for the other day :) anyway, I recently found this on youtube. And really proud to share it here. It's an Irish programme my uncle made back in 2003, he's a real circus clown and everything plus, somewhat of a micro celebrity in his community in Dublin. And not because of this film but, he's a big reason I wanted to do something in creative industries growing up(whatever that might be lol) but yeah here's my super cool, crazy waki uncle, who just happens to be a real inspiration as well. Hope you enjoy :)
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 14:31, Reply)
This is a link post Happy Birthday Rick!

(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 14:26, Reply)
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Enjoyed that, had no idea how such things used to be made.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 13:30, Reply)

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