Apologies for Facebook link
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 11:23,
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is it racist if I'm a card-carrying Scottish?
Weird how it's Highlands though, you'd expect thievery in Glasgow but not up there.
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Lerwick?
Been to Dunnet Head, too.
Even when I visited Sweden and Norway, I never went further north than Lerwick.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 14:32,
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We get cards?
Do I get one for being of Scottish parents, but born in Wales? Or do I have to carry a sheep instead?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 14:17,
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I worked in Drumnadrochit a couple of times
and a couple of weegie shoplifters came in, and were clearly having a look to see what they could get away with. I kept a close eye on them and kept trying to attract the attention of the rest of the staff, but they were all completely oblivious.
After the weegies left (empty-handed, I think) I told the staff that they were shoplifters, and they reacted like I'd said they were aliens from Saturn.
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They're around £40 on ebay.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 14:37,
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Thanks for that - another hour of my life wasted
www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_nkw=Lifesize+Cardboard+Cutout
I keep thinking the Danny Devito one should be cheaper
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 17:14,
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Statue Of Liberty Lifesize Cardboard Cutout – 213cm
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/302926282003?epid=1810188791&hash=item4687d03d13:g:5kcAAOSwPPpbyaut
Seems a bit on the short side for lifesize.
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Mohawk from Gremlins Lifesize Cardboard Cutout 126cm x 93cm
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/132067661785?hash=item1ebfd897d9:g:OB4AAOSw5cNYfg8U
Seems a little on the large side.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 21:27,
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Wonder if the other one has been sent in high pursuit
both from Nottingham so maybe they issue second class tickets
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Erm
Just a few hours ago, 4 posts down?
It's good, though, innit.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 6:51,
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Only 4? I looks like there's been some blockage. Can't say I blame you.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 11:57,
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Oh no, am I missing out?
How sad.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 12:08,
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It might be someone who put you on their naughty list, so you won't see it.
Happens to me a lot, for historic reasons.
Open links in a "private window" and you'll see 'em.
(, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 18:26, Reply)
another repost
but who's countying?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 7:53,
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Aarf!
Borderline comedy gold!
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 14 Sep 2021, 10:45,
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Please, have Mercia on me
my sides are splitting
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 10:54,
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Roast, roast, roast, roast, roast.
Roast.
It's like déjà vu all over again.
(, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 18:31, Reply)
You SAY it's teh beta b&
but I didn't see any sign of Flan, Freeb, Smug, Furtive Bear or the Ginger Fuhrer.
0 out of 10.
(, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 10:32, Reply)
Only played some of those games here and there with friends in the past.
I remember a lot of eighties music on them.
I prefer text adventures because they are so exciting =]
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limbs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zByONQeK2c4
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 23:21,
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fresh like a new variant set free
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEfRbByFfLI
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 23:10,
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Cow toilet breakthrough
No news yet on how they're going to sing Happy Birthday while washing their hooves
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 20:37,
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All we need now is for them to plug themselves into
fart collecting machines. Hey Presto! saved the planet.
(prolly wont save the planet)
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 14 Sep 2021, 13:49,
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Not sure if I should comment on this, it's all getting a bit political up in here.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 19:46,
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Pity the beeb didn't open comments on it.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 21:53,
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Well done. I'm proud of you.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 23:09,
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I'm sure the viewers will be gutted.
Both of them.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 22:41,
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What's that word
Schadenfreddy
Shadynfroody
Shittnfarty
Whatever...
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 6:38,
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Given that his leaving is linked to giving Farage a mouthpiece
I’m unclear why I should think this is a good thing.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 22:13,
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I always seem to end up living in the corner of a county
- so I have a whole bunch of borders just outside, and I'm expected to travel to some random town for anything important, instead of to the big city just over there, in the opposite direction.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 18:10,
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Oh, FFS - now they're both on the popular page
Chaos reigns!
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 18:08,
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Ahh Japanese cumboxes
Either that or a hiding place for a miniature Anne Frank
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 14:43,
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Nah, there’s no room for a drum kit in there.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 17:12,
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This is encouraging for London landlords.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 19:58,
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What if they tricked us with huge wall plates.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 20:23,
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That's very cool
Now i want to see an oversized room built inside a huge stadium.
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BBC Merry Christmas VT and archive
NSFW
This is a probable tldr but if you have a moment.. I'm trying to find an old audio (from the 70s? or early 80s) of radio, mostly cutting room floor out-takes) that had the likes of Thatcher trying to say "enough is enough" and Wilson berating an interviewer that his outtakes would probably get leaked from Lime Grove. The audio also has The "Woodrooffe Incident", also known as "The Fleet's Lit Up" which is a freely available audio of a pissed commander. And many more.
If anyone has access?? My brother was bbc for a while and that came around along with all the Merry Xmas VTs ( first one as above) The vt is 1978, dated as fuck so much of it is interesting but some of it ponderous and pleased with itself in-jokes about chroma key. It's on the archive.org which is a bit of a rabbit hole. Any help finding that audio gratefully received. I would guess it's at least 15 minutes long. Otherwise, for those of a certain age...click on. nsfw in a 70s way, with some fucks and tits
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unclepills, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 9:50,
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Was it definitely for in-house entertainment only or could it have come from a show?
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Pretty sure it was in house at the time. Some of the clips were a bit politically sensitive at the time but it clearly got out.
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unclepills, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 14:11,
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Yes a lot of the VT was in house xmas party stuff
I had a friend that worked there at the beeb late 70's early 80's and they were much looked forward to parts of the annual pissup as was the copious amounts of food and drink that used to appear before the bean counters moved in and fucked it all up for them (and me as I used to blag my way in) the more famous ones are the Rainbow twanger vids but the idea was the same. "it'll be alright on the night" tv show took over from there once video and the interwebs appeared.
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 15:17,
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Yeah, the "twanger" ep is from an ITV Xmas tape...
I've got copies of a couple (which are up on YT) that I got off UKNova several years ago.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 17:53,
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I've got thatcher
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlPc-i9I1aU
and here is the fleet
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WpiTa7azQs
he's drunk so at about 3 minutes when the lights go out he's somewhat confused
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unclepills, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 2:16,
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"I's disappeared! No magician who ever could have waved his wand could have waved it with more acumen"
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unclepills, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 12:25,
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key bit is at the end but from 1971 here's the prophet
Harold Wilson on leaking
...as reported the following day in the Times
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ta, it's a goood clip
i wish i could remember all the clip and we could recreate the damn thing
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unclepills, Wed 15 Sep 2021, 1:24,
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The Blue Monkey
Rave track sampling Aussie infomercials. The 90s were weird.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 9:07,
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There's gonna be a tune at some point, right?
Oh, 90's. I see. :(
I remember the 90's. :(
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Well done,
I'm going to be whistling that one all day.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 9:01,
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Never "got" him
I've discovered a few things "late" - only heard about Jake Thackray this summer, can't believe I'd never heard of him before and think he's great, for instance.
But I'd heard tell of Ivor Cutler as some peerless genius of comedy, spoken of in hushed tones by people whose opinion I'd expect to agree with. And then, eventually, thanks to Youtube, I was able to see and hear him. And be baffled and disappointed. Comedy is obviously subjective, so I'm not being so crass as to say "he's not funny". It's just that, given who'd said he was, I *expected* to think he was. And I don't. It's probably me. /shrug/
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Burning racist books is the same as racists burning books of course
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Racists have feelings too.
Obviously millions of books are pulped or burned ever year, but racist ones are especially precious.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 12 Sep 2021, 20:18,
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Has your account been hacked by brb?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 12 Sep 2021, 21:03,
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lol
Just some light trolling.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 12 Sep 2021, 21:06,
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You’re right. Catholics burning books is good.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 12 Sep 2021, 20:54,
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When books are burned...
...it is usually on the pretext that the contents are dangerous.
The way to ensure that ideas, thoughts, opinions aren’t destroyed by those who want to silence them isn’t to say “we’ll only burn bad books”, it’s by saying “burning books is never a thing to be celebrated”
Critique a racist book. Analyse it, annotate it, say something insightful about its content. It’s bizarre that people don’t grasp this
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I think people get it
Eliminating history or texts usually occurs when you want to replace it with a new narrative that suits your cause. It's never for good reasons.
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Would it be a decent compromise to include a content warning?
- like they do for old films with dodgier content than we'd comfortably tolerate these days?
On a related note, isn't it curious that we have widespread state film censorship, but it's far less common to see literary censorship.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 19:14,
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It's disappointing that she gave in to all the pearl clutching in the end.
I suspect that the vast majority of folk denouncing her for her 'racist' and 'ableist' overtones likely had no intention of reading her book in the first place.
People make a hobby of finding things to get morally outraged by these days. Instead of bowing to their demands of inoffensive vaguery, why not grow a fucking backbone and tell them to shit off, instead?
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Wasn't she responding to public criticism rather than being censored by a state body, though?
It's not like she was legally obliged to make cuts or anything.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 6:56,
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if we ignore this the providence school board will soon be forming einsatzgruppen and forcing untermensch into mass graves in the forests of southwest ontario
this is how it starts, people
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 0:14,
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You say that, but since Brexit there has been an absolutely colossal rise in far right terrorism.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 2:40,
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in canada?
they must have taken brexit to heart
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 23:29,
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The article Godwins itself
comparing native Americans and insane anti-child abuse arsonists(!) to Nazis because FEAR THE LEFT.
Ignore the actual Nazis storming the US capital, murdering anti-Nazi protesters, and murdering pro-EU MPs, Canadians are burning racist schoolbooks! They'll be coming for our Golliwogs next!
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 16:05,
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Its not necessary to ignore nazi’s
to be able to criticise burning of any books. The objection to book burning isn’t simply “nazis did this, therefore anyone doing it is a nazi”; the point is that burning books is an authoritarian act whereby a person or group decides for everyone else what ideas they are not allowed to be exposed to. The purpose is to rid the world of the content contained within. So if it succeeded in ridding the world of the content within, if I said “what did those books actually say?”, I’d by definition have to take it on trust as to what was actually said, deferring to those who didn’t want me to know what was actually said, rather than working out for myself whether it was abhorrent.
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I just think it's cute that they think it's 90 year old tintins that turn kids racist, rather than their parents
wouldnt have been a fuss if they'd just binned them, just some tone-deaf attempt to win some virtue signalling brownie points. Or are brownie points racist? And without irony the "pc gone mad" sites are the first to get outraged by the trangressive symbolism
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 12:39,
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SUMO Aki Basho 2021 Day 1 Sep 12th Makuuchi ALL BOUTS
Hakuho is OUT (along with his entire stable due to one of them getting a positive covid test), clearing the way for Terunofuji's first tournament as yokozuna.
The crowds are IN, somewhat controversially, as the venue was earmarked to become a temporary covid centre, what with the raging pandemic and low vaccine numbers.
The tits, as always, are all much nicer than Toyah's.
Hakkeyoi!
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 12 Sep 2021, 19:08,
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They are elite athletes, as odd as that seems.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 19:45,
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It's traditional now innit
Fap potential about 6 out of 10 if you like this sort of thing. a good bit less if you don't
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 12 Sep 2021, 18:21,
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*sighs* unzips
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 12 Sep 2021, 19:44,
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