Pretty sure those 1948 bus seats are still being used in local train services somewhere in England
The bit about change depending on other developments and finance reminded me of this about changes in design in the mainly American railroads
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 22:37, Reply)
I miss those bridges that look like castles!
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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 11 Feb 2022, 14:08,
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KY TV
You probably don't remember this, but your brain does.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 17:31,
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I remember fondly
The David Chizzlenut episode especially stands out in my memory for some reason.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 20:55,
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I clearly remember...
the gag involving saying "I'll never get stuck with KY Telly". Took me a moment to understand it....
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 21:44, Reply)
Jiskefet - English Sports
Only just got intro'd to this and it's surprisingly well known yet not gc?
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unclepills, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 14:09,
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I use the search thingy too
and try a couple of different things. That goes back to year dot.
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unclepills, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 20:46,
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It must be exhausting being a working class tory
The constant nagging feeling that you're in a party that hates you. It must be an enormous strain reconciling it all in her head.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 12:25, Reply)
I read him described today as "Haunted Edwardian catheter Rees-Mogg"
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unclepills, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 13:02,
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I doubt it, ambition and hypocrisy go a long way.
I dislike Rees-Mogg but, her letter to him was childish beyond belief as was her attitude to gay marriage. If all you've got is calling someone a fuckwit, best not write.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 13:15,
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She's a gobshite.
Hopefully we'll soon have a Labour government. A party that has come to despise the working class that founded it. How dare they vote for anyone other than Labour? They ain't very keen on Jews either, but, you know, no biggie.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 13:28,
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Nobody likes working class people
they are really fucking horrible.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 13:59,
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I think the biggest problem we have in UK politics is that we have only these two parties to pick between cause no-one else gets a look in
It polarises everything. "You're with us or against us" is the norm.
There's no single party whose policies match everything I want to vote for, but we seem to gravitate towards the one we disagree with the least - and then we risk trying to defend them over the shit that never brought us to the party in the first place.
I've been voting long enough now to know that they all piss you off in the end - but I will always want to vote for someone who at least isn't starting out from a position I oppose. Then I can be disappointed they didn't live up to it.
Anyway, soz, now for the loltax:
I say I say, I say! What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
IDK, what?
Having your nipples wired to the mains and being beaten with a knotted rope!
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 18:11,
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I am very pessimistic. About pretty much everything in public life.
Maybe I’m just getting too old for this shit.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 18:25,
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No, I mean the UK, cause as much as I love a bit of Celtic Nationalism
- the whole UK ends up being ruled from Westminster, despite their best efforts. If some SNP, PC, UDP and all get in, it never really upsets the big two all that much. Even when they have to do deals with them, they can still pretty much steam roller anything they want over the little guys.
Sorry again- loltax:
I say x3: what is the difference between a duck?
IDK, WTF?
One leg is both the same.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 13:07,
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so your story is that there is effectively a two party system in only one out of the four constituent countries of the UK?
Because you did say 'the biggest problem we have in UK politics is that we have only these two parties to pick between cause no-one else gets a look in'.
So what you meant was that in England you only have the choice of two parties (in spite of the existence of the Lib Dems and Greens, as well as those parties not represented in the Commons).
Gotcha.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 13:50, Reply)
A working class hero is something to be
Or so I heard
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 2:53,
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Sukie Bapswent
You gotta kill people to have respect for people
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FridgeBadger, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 12:18,
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I think about 50% of all b3ta users since 2001 had names derived from Chris Morris's work,
so I'd guess it probably is.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 16:11, Reply)
he does blackface in that clip
let's cancel him
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 22:20,
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More Bean Adventures
I have to admit I lol'ed at the confiscation field.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 20:02,
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Fucking great. XD
The antlion bit just looked so perfect.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 10 Feb 2022, 9:30,
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Age Of Panic
By Senser, a great band I was into in the nineties.
Still very relevant.
Does anyone remember the New Cross free festival(s)?
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 17:55,
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Official source:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmZ-loZlsyI
- remix, though
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 18:31,
Reply)
Thanks
But's that the mix you were looking for.
Move along.
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 20:51,
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I put Senser on the pub jukebox the other night, because it was on there...
and also to counteract the Limp Bizkit that someone else had put on...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 0:29,
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Cyriak I hope you're proud of what you've done to modern culture.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 9 Feb 2022, 17:12,
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Well, they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but I think that’s just disrespectful.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 17:19,
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Moby Goat
I made this!
What's not to like about turning moody baldy Moby's shouty dancy ditty 'Go' into a song celebrating a farmyard favourite?
(, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 15:59, Reply)
Yeaheheh.
I forget who does the phoneme synth. I think there's a MaxMSP one (or is it Plogue)?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 16:47,
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You raise an excellent point. Maybe I distorted it too much when I added the T to the Go :D
(, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 16:57, Reply)
A Curious Case of Rectal Ejaculation
Cureus Journal of Medical Science
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 14:05,
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Nurse a bit heavy handed there.
Edit: Dammit, I can't resist the wtf rabbit hole...
www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2214442020300322#fig2
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 14:49,
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I'd like to think catheter insertion was slow and careful
I know, from experience, that catheter removal is done with a speed that is presumably considered preferable/necessary but seemed like the doctor was making up for not having chosen to pursue a career as children's magician/entertainer complete with a 'ta-da' when showing the deflated balloon catheter like some limp, soiled, soggy rabbit pulled from a hat.
(, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 15:07, Reply)
Not going to any of your kids' parties
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 15:14,
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I had a cystoscopy a couple of years back. It's by far the most unpleasant procedure I've had.
Not particularly painful, but as uncomfortable as you might imagine having a tube pushed up your urethra, squeezing past your urethral sphincter (easily the worst bit) and then manually filling your bladder to bursting point with saline solution would be.
The assisting nurse was kind enough to give me a prostate exam at the same time, though. Really took the edge off.
(, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 18:29, Reply)
Should have asked for a happy finish.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 18:36,
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I had one of those ("bit tight as we push through the muscle")
And a gastroscopy (mouth, throat, stomach, small intestine) in the same year.
I don't recommend either, but as you say, they're not painful - just **intensely** uncomfortable.
(, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 12:02, Reply)
Like starting a chainsaw?
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 6:20,
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I guess being able to cum in your own ass would certainly save time
(, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 16:53, Reply)
I like to imagine he got a wish from a genie.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 17:27,
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He wished he could fly like a bird
so the genie started by giving him a cloaca
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 18:24,
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cream bun
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 22:00,
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cousins, ay?
Joel was also an ex-world champ, but it was a clear surfing etiquette breach
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 13:31,
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That’s a great trick.
It’s like Piccadilly Circus out there.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 17:26,
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yeah, snapper rocks on the goldie is one of the busiest breaks in australia
and pretty aggro locals, too. I've had mates that've been threatened there
just noticed some dolphins making an appearance around the 48 sec mark
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 21:59,
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Ha. I didn’t see that. And I’d watched it a few times.
Sneaky little fuckers.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 17:37,
Reply)
Jawas In Space
I made this!
Spoof Battle Star Galactica trailer what I made
(, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 11:47, Reply)
Are the Jawas meant to be Jews?
Asking for a friend.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 23:20,
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No, that would be the Toydarians. It's up to you how much you lump on Lucas, but Star Wars writers have generally been really fucking lazy.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 11 Feb 2022, 6:21,
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Razzlekhan.
YouTube video from the pseudonym of Heather Morgan "serial entrepreneur," "surreal artist," "rapper," and "also Forbes writer." Who's just been charged with laundering billions of cryptocurrency.
(, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 8:01, Reply)
on the plus side, going to prison might give her rap more authenticity
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 8:05,
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You know she's going to hear someone rap in there
And go over and join in.
Not that she's going to prison.
(, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 13:04, Reply)
To me it sounded like this was her first ever time rapping out loud.
Possibly the first time seeing those lyrics, too.
Her style does not exactly scream 'practised.'
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 14:18,
Reply)
Her punishment should be to work on a
blockchain gang.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 13:09,
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Oops-a-daisy
SpaceEx loses 40 (FORTY) satellites in geomagnetic storm.
Is Starlink a Good Thing? I can't tell.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 9 Feb 2022, 4:47,
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I'd be curious to know if they respond by trying to improve resilience or simply just chuck another forty up
on the basis that if they had moved to a higher position they'd presumably not have been affected so possibly it isn't worth spending time and money on improving their ability to ride out a storm.
Is Starlink good? No idea, I've seen complaints from astronomers whose photographs are affected but I'd assume that isn't just Starlink.
(, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 9:34, Reply)
They'd just been launched and hadn't raised orbit yet
It was the massive increase in drag from the heated upper atmosphere wot got em, not the radiation. If they'd been on station they'd have done just as well as the other Christ knows how many thousand already up there. Just shitty timing really. Only realistic solution is to chalk fuck on it and launch another job lot.
(, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 13:05, Reply)
Starlink may or may not do its intended job well, I dunno, I'm not a user
- but it fucking ruins the night sky for astronomical photography. Fucking hate the shiny little fuckers.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 11:55,
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yeah, he could have forced to spend a little more on each one and made them less reflective
but it turns out no one is regulating this
Still, with his proposed 40,000 satellites or so, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kessler_syndrome will probably solve that problem and stop anyone from going up for centuries
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 22:07,
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I'm a Starlink beta tester.
It's brilliant and flawless. And it took me out of 25 years of shitty satellite "broadband". I really disliked Elon Musk until this. They clearly engineered Starlink very thoroughly.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 13:00,
Reply)
Power
How does the power consumption compare? In comparison to normal broadband its terrible.
(, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 18:20, Reply)
I don't know.
It uses a typical router, which is hiding behind my desk, but can't be too much of a power hog. In snow, the dish has a heating element which is probably the culprit behind any complaints. I couldn't be happier, as I give the big satellite isp's my middle finger.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 21:44,
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You can tell if lower latency is a good thing though right?
I'll be interested to see if Starlink ever turns a profit, or if it becomes the ruin of Elon Musk.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 14:24,
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650HP LC Performance Audi Sport Quattro
Even knowing how experienced and capable a driver Max Beelaerts is, watching him take this absolute beast around narrow German rural roads has resulted in most of my underwear being swallowed by my arse. What a beautiful bloody car, though.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2022, 22:02, Reply)
Don't watch this. You won't like it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SSjlvJdhAI&t=43s
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 8 Feb 2022, 22:55,
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It appears to have been designed with the aerodynamics of a brick.
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 0:11,
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Aerodynamics aren't a big concern for rally cars. Not as much as staggering amounts of power, and ridiculous suspension.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 0:00,
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If you find that worrying, try TT footage
m.youtube.com/watch?v=3CVAVAU5Tpg
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 8 Feb 2022, 23:25,
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Where are Insulate Britain when you need them?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 0:31,
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skip to 1m 15s for a short drive in the country
b3ta.com/links/when_the_lights_change_smoothly_accelerate_away
(, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 9:45, Reply)
I know I'm not into cars, but I think I can recognise a beautiful design when I see one,
and I'm certainly not looking at one right now.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 14:27,
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 14:56,
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Doesn't Mr. Penis live on a remote Hebridean island?
Is there even enough space to accelerate a car from 0-60?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 16:52,
Reply)
The curse of University Challenge.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 8 Feb 2022, 21:33,
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Like Dad's Army
www.google.com/amp/s/stillunusual.tumblr.com/post/661618538384130048/viz-comic/amp
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 8 Feb 2022, 21:45,
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On a bike route I did last year, a few miles south of Fort Augustus
So no real surprise.
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Varmint, Tue 8 Feb 2022, 20:19,
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Football dick abuses cat with kid around, prick parenting.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 8 Feb 2022, 11:07,
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Typical hammers. That’s a bit grim, FCM, hurting cats for fun
Not much bothers me but I hope that prick gets all the reprobation that’s coming to him
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 8 Feb 2022, 11:49,
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Hurting anything for amusement is a bad sign.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 8 Feb 2022, 12:13,
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Sounds like the Met aren't going to look into it
Which sounds a bit piss-poor to me.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 8 Feb 2022, 17:09,
Reply)
Probably left it to the RSPCA.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 8 Feb 2022, 17:28,
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I, and many others, have lots of fun
writing messages on that cunts open facebook page.
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 8 Feb 2022, 14:54,
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Let's see what he has to say about school dinners.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 8 Feb 2022, 18:07,
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I doubt he has the required empathy.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 8 Feb 2022, 18:44,
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Soccer players are very rich, very powerful toddlers. They've never read a book, and they don't understand anything. Why trust one and not the other?
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 8 Feb 2022, 19:59,
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I'll always fall on the side of someone
Who wants to make sure kids don't go hungry. Never realised that was contentious.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2022, 21:38, Reply)
Some footballers are very intellectual, actually
E.g.:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=LfduUFF_i1A
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 8 Feb 2022, 21:55,
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Do you remember when Newsnight inexplicably started treating Joey Barton like a relevant intellectual?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 8 Feb 2022, 22:25,
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Motive and behaviour count for a lot.
I really don't think they're comparable.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 8 Feb 2022, 22:07,
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twitter.com/thomasjrennie/status/1491142702020579328?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
(, Tue 8 Feb 2022, 22:39, Reply)
Piece of brainless garbage.
Deserves all the bile coming to him, and more.
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Mex3 =mememe, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 20:24,
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There is a special place in Hell
reserved for people like this.
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An Egg ,D, Thu 10 Feb 2022, 0:38,
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