In tribute to the brave cosmonauts: Sheila - Spacer (1979)
Nile Rodgers and Bernard Edwards whacking chickens and thunking.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 19:05,
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...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgwRz-2e1GQ
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 19:11,
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Please, I've just eaten.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OpnRuooGfw
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 19:29,
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Wakatakakage
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 21:18,
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BΔ«sutomΕdo!
Poor Ura's having a stinker.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 21:51,
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Salvador Dafties
NSFW
I made this!
Discontent takes to the streets of Govan with Hawaii Fivo & Ravie Davie for a 'Ned O'Clock News' special, to sell some stolen artwork and gauge public opinion on council-owned cultural assets..
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Well, you have to pay the bills somehow, you spendthrift twat.
Nice to see someone has come up with a way that doesnβt involve leeching off the English.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 15:00,
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Funny, until I remembered that's the sound of the poor thing struggling to breathe.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 21:21,
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Cool, but I guess Huskies would be lie Logic compared to sugar hill gang
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Sneaky Russians
This is fucking awesome. They were in normal blue uniforms when they boarded
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 12:56,
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Hmmm
Probably more likely to be a coincidence. I'd imagine the suits are tailored weeks/months in advance.
danielmarin.naukas.com/2014/06/02/un-paseo-por-la-iss-de-la-mano-de-oleg-artemyev/
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yeah, they were probably totally unaware that a fucking war was going on when they all happened to choose ukrainian colour
people can misinterpret the significance of things when they're thick, ay?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 14:07,
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Can anyone tell me why my irony meter just exploded?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 14:12,
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faulty calibration
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 14:22,
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oh don't be like that
tell us more about what you imagine the process is of something you know nothing about, in this case space suit selection, and contradicts the thing the cosmonaut himself just said about them picking the colours for their first live telecast
your opinion is important
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 14:47,
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while we're imagining, let's imagine that these cosmonauts were loyal pro-putin patriots much like yourself, supportive of fighting the nazis you believe infest the Ukraine, and their uniforms, which for some reason they changed into out of the ones they were wearing at launch for the tv cameras, was planned weeks in advance, nobody thought to give them any different colours other than ukrainian ones, and even though that pointless spanish blog you linked to show them wearing multiple different uniforms meaning they'd normally have plenty of other choices other than the national colours of the country they're fighting a patriotic war with, this time they checked their bags and damn!, there was only only the blue and yellow, and the ones they were in was already a few hours old and you need to spruce up, right?. No you're right, they were assigned weeks ago it's all just a big coincidence, hail putin!
So why didn't they just say that when asked directly on the live telecast like you'd expect if it was all just a big coincidence planned out weeks in advance? Instead of "Well, you know, it vaz our turn to choose and we had a lot of yellow, wink wink" which is pretty much what he did say amongst all the hugging with the americans
I mean, I tend to assume these things are so face-palmingly obvious they shouldn't need saying, but they aren't to you
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 15:16,
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Strawmanning that hard must be exhausting.
Especially when this stuff makes you SO ANGRY. Maybe take a breather.
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christ, "logical fallacy" and "no, you're upset" in one reply. you're making me nostalgic for teenage trolls of the 90s
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 15:44,
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In all seriousness, though. The rage you seem to be conveying in your replies is palpable.
I see a media outlet make a claim with spurious validity ('These cosmonauts are wearing yellow in solidarity with Ukraine!', 'The Ghost of Kiev!', 'Russian armoured vehicle deliberately runs over old man in car!', etc) and - like we all should - do a small amount of digging to see if there might be a more rational or less sensational explanation for what I'm seeing.
You can call that pro-Russian/antiβUkrainian/Fascist/whatevs all day long if you like. I prefer cynical.
You, on the other hand, when presented with an alternative explanation seem to go into a full-on meltdown. It really can't be healthy, pal. Feel free to ignore me if my more rational approach to 21st century clickbait hurts your feelings, it certainly won't hurt mine.
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again with the "no you're upset"
if you're really fascinated by my emotional psychology, this is pretty much the timeline
"a coincidence?. surely he must know how moronic that sounds? I'll make a joke about it that shows the glaringly obvious reason it's moronic"
"he really doesn't see it. I shouldn't engage, it's pointless"
"ah fuck it, I've got time, and it''ll be fun explaining it. and besides, this is about third time he defended putin talking out his arse in almost as many days"
""strawman?" . I was right, I shouldn't have engaged. Why is there such a high correlation between people mentioning logical fallacies in arguments and immature fuckwits? it's the biggest red flag. And the "no you're upset" gambit. How long since I saw that. 15 years? you brought this on yourself cumquat.
Look now he's making some new claim about university colours as if that changes things. If it was someone on the street I could just pretend I had to get a bus and rush off.
oh christ, now he's actually calling himself a rational skeptic. I wonder if he owns a fedora"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 16:30,
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WTF?
Do you pair need some sexi teim to yourselves? Without being too obvious, you both come across as complete utter pricks.
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i remember you telling some funny stories on the old qotw
maybe if we still had it I wouldn't have to amuse myself by getting involved in this kind of unedifying drivel
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 10:20,
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'contradicts the thing the cosmonaut himself just said about them picking the colours for their first live telecast'
I believe the cosmonaut in question said something along the lines of:
"We had accumulated a lot of yellow material so we needed to use it,".
You're right, I'm no expert, but I'm almost certain that Roscosmos don't send the cosmonauts up there with a roll of material and a few sewing machines, expecting them to fashion their own utility suits.
Do you think it might be more likely that they're representing the colours of the university that all three of them graduated from? Not quite as romantic, I know. Sorry.
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so, oblvious to the bloody war going on it's now your contention that on this trip all three planned a surprise change into their university colours , to show solidarity with their alma mater
that just happened to be ukrainian colours, the country Russia is fighting and arresting anyone who shows the tiniest amount of support or even acknowledgement of, and when asked about it, instead of saying, "these are just our university colours, we stand with russia" as you might expect if that was the innocent explanation for such a coincidence, they told some nonsense story about having too much material.
and you consider this explanation more likely.
ok. I'll leave you with that. it's certainly an interpretation that would not make russia look bad. like your interpretation of nazis in the ukraine you were promoting yesterday.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 15:59,
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Their ones with Zs on were in the wash
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 18:32,
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Some coincidence.
Expedition 1:
Expedition 2:
Expedition 3:
..4:
5:
6:
7:
8:
9:
10:
I could go on, but this seems to be taking longer than I anticipated.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 14:57,
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Well. That's it decided, then. They were undoubtedly wearing yellow in solidarity with Ukraine.
There can't possibly be any other explanation. Thanks for clearing that up.
Actually, not being a sarcastic cunt for once, I do think it's perfectly plausible that they did wear yellow in a show of solidarity. But it's also just as likely that it was a coincidence. I think we can all be grown ups and accept that we'll probably never know for certain. I just find it odd how quickly we (the b3ta community in particular) tend to gulp down everything that mainstream/social media feeds us in regards to the topic of Ukraine. Where did all the critical thinking go?
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Why do you feel the urge or justification to assert that we shall never know?
They have already been asked directly about it. It is possible that they could be asked about it in the future. You yourself could send the crew an email and ask them directly.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 17:29,
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link doesn't work for me but I'm sure you're right, astronauts are pretty dumb and they probably didn't realise how wearing bright yellow and blue suits would be interpreted.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 18:27,
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I have an opinion about this.
I just thought you should all know that.
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Well whatever your opinion is it's totally wrong and extremely offensive and everyone hates you now.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 18:29,
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You aren't qualified to have an opinion about his opinion.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 22:13,
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Does it mean Putin will be gone by the end of September?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 19:13,
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bit late, m8
bodycount will be quite high by then
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 21:19,
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unless they're really accurate with dropping coins from up there
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 21:32,
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I don't think they carry any money
On board they trade frozen pizza for sex
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 1:19,
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I thought when I posted this
Swaggy will be all over this with contrarian wisdom. He did not disappoint. Must be difficult to be smart by being the only smart one all the time.
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 23:35,
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Now here's a thing
Putin couldn't even keep the sewerage from his Nuremberg rally escaping yeserday.
Flag waving cunts were from a video in 2021 and made to look like they were part of his Nazi-esque rally
Yes,i did a reverse image search and found both videos a year apart
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the thing it is, is a broken image link!
Oh it's twitter being a dickhead about embedding (r b3ta being a bit shit)
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 20 Mar 2022, 12:30,
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Interesting differences between the two halves of the ISS. The Americans will drink grey water, processed piss, but the germaphope Russians will only drink fresh water.
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psych guitar freakout with surreal animation
vid by Hasan Pastaci
music by my brother Edward Hancock
it's a bit discordant..
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bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 12:54,
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Giorgio Moroder - Chase (live by Kebu @ Sthlm Italo Disco Party 2015)
A live cover of the theme from Midnight Express that is rather good actually.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 1:30,
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Sweet Stan and Beautiful Bobby, THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS!
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Octo I ruin everything., Sat 19 Mar 2022, 7:59,
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I have all Kebu's stuff (including a few signed CD's)
Also Madis is another favourite of mine and I did like Firechild for a bit but all his songs started sounding suspiciously the same so assumed VST shenanigans and only listen now and again. (which is a bit hypocritical as I use them myself but meh)
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TBL I posted this on, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 11:59,
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From what little I've seen of him I prefer his authentic covers to his original work...
There's an increasingly fine line between this synth stuff and The Organist Entertains.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 17:38,
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Yes bring back Nigel Ogden, especially his version of the Red Dwarf theme.
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Rattlebacks
This is what TV entertainment was like for children in the 70's.
EDIT: As there is some greenscreen, this may have even been the 80's
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 22:43,
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Mullets lasted well into the early 00s.
Not sure about treen.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 1:29,
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Were Treen a short lived but highly influential prog rock band formed by former members of King Crimson and Jethro Tull?
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IDK.
With me it's either naff/charming woodwork arts and crafts covering all or part of a wall, or these blokes:
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 19:23,
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I was going to go for one of Sally James almost legendary pop interviews but Toyah day is Sunday
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You are Martin Dawson
And I claim my first prize
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 1:42,
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Neil Innes talked about that kid in an interview.
The "vocal" was pre-recorded off screen. The kid still wore the bunny suit to record it.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 13:07,
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The curiosity show was an australian institution in the 80s
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gronkpan, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 10:01,
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That was way more interesting than I was expecting, thanks.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sat 19 Mar 2022, 10:15,
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The song is loads better than
the miserable old cunt whining at you, to be fair.
They sound like a closeted Army of Lovers.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 22:12,
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Apparently 500 roubles just doesn’t buy patriotism like it used to.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 2:59,
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I’m afraid it’s a goatse in a pet shop
Having just been thoroughly amused by this weekβs goatse corner, I bravely wondered if there were any good ones on Twitter and found this delightful pet toy.
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welcome to this puerile comedy website
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 22:06,
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My first thought,
it could stick it's tail up it's own arse.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 1:30,
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I'd like to think
It's like 'Bad Lip Reading' and it was all made up shit.
But I have no doubt that those are things he really said.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 22:57,
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You know it's a shit prison
when they only offer Netflix
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 22:58,
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it's only torture
when you've been waiting for a year and a half to buy a ps5 :(
edit: got one three days after posting this :D
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Time to actually feel sorry for a social media account
P&O Cruises is part of Carnival Corporation & PLC and as such is entirely unrelated to P&O Ferries
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Ten U Us results once we've taken all the cocks out, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 23:21,
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P&O Cruises is part of Carnival Corporation & PLC and as such is unrelated to P&O Ferries.
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 1:10,
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Billy: "Me old man works fer P & O"
Tommy: "So what, mine works fer Cunard"
Billy: "My dad don't. 'E says 'e just watches porn in 'is cabin all day while it pretty much sails itself"
/oldjokes
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 1:21,
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Ships need constant care and attention
Now P&O are competing on the open market for agency guys.
The best are all contracted in Oil&Gas, dredging, cable laying, windfarm construction etc - for far more than permanent P&O staff were getting paid.
Plus ferry work is boring, wanna work in Hull or lay a cable between Indonesia and Japan?
In essence, P&O will be fighting for the dregs of the industry and will probably have a major cockup in the next 5 years and blame it on agency workers.
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It's the PR equivalent of driving all your boats into a great big iceberg
Suspect it's going to be a tough summer for them. If they get to summer
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Having a goose with golden eggs route nearly to yourself
And managing to lose money, then blame the sailors, is quite rich.
Sending guards to kick them off, is asking for problems - and ruining your reputation for any worthwhile seaman.
They are off my radar for sure.
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The only sailors desperate enough but with valid certs might be Russians.
Another Bojo stab in the back of the common man?
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Looks like desperate management.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 19 Mar 2022, 1:32,
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I’d need a lot more prunes
To lay a cable from Indonesia to Japan.
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Very niche pr0n indeed.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 12:53,
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This tree is also getting a lot of hate mail
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 6:55,
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Took me less than a second
But then, I am drunk, and my brain is on the lookout for bad dad jokes.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 22:54,
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I reckon arnie will have more influence than a 1000 bonos on russians who still have access to social media
fair play to him.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 23:21,
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I'm honestly embarrassed for my country.
A former stand-up comic and a former bodybuilder who, let's be honest, was not best known for his mastery of rhetoric are still more statesmanlike than the fucking buffoon we have in charge.
They all have their speechwriters, of course, but Boris can't even read from a sheet without making an ass of himself.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 5:06,
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I love that Bono actually wrote a poem. What an absolute fucking melon.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 18 Mar 2022, 7:41,
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At least he didn't write them a song
that would have been humiliating.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 8:58,
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And all his bot followers actually *thanked him.*
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 12:54,
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there once was a fellow named Putin
whose ambition was quite highfalutin
but the tanks of his thrust
got stuck in the dust
As soon as they all started shooting
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 13:49,
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A dictator well known as Vlad
Went out to find a new pad
His search in Ukraine
Was utterly in vain
As his troops were shockingly bad
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 19:17,
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I found out today
that Arnie's dad fought for the Nazis.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 23:00,
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Nice
You might be aware but in case not there's an album of Kim Deal covers
americanlaundromatrecords.bandcamp.com/album/gigantic-a-tribute-to-kim-deal
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 22:46,
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she's got a magical voice
But this is my fave
I can't find my mind
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 0:53,
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I believe posting Mr Blue sky is allowed. Same artist.
youtu.be/NTbNCezCJNM
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An Egg ,D, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 20:58,
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{Obligatory Naked Gun joke}
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 22:15,
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Beavers in the Thames?
Great news. Hairy rodent bastards creating biodiversity landscapes
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 23:00,
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More likely the river Lea if they're in Enfield
Let's hope they don't find their way to the Thames barrier and start damming it up!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 6:25,
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Did they have to sell their own castor sacs to afford it like humans do?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 9:01,
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At last, what noone was waiting for...
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 19:14,
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He's encourageable with or without you!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 22:17,
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I hear Putin's been listening to "Where the streets have no Ukraine"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 22:17,
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Played on a Ukrainulele
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 18 Mar 2022, 1:03,
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"I have a trigger ..... this is absurd and magnificent"
Adam Savage creates a bespoke dart firing hat with flashing light.
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There's a man who loves his job
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 17 Mar 2022, 18:42,
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Totally.
I only just stumbled across his channel the other day whilst watching some 8-bit Guy oldies.
I actually found the unrehearsed, ad-libbed presentation a bit jarring at first after being conditioned the to rehearsed, scripted videos shot over multiple takes that are so synonymous with monetised YouTube content these days. But it's a far, far better way to watch this kind of stuff. You get much more of a sense of being a participant rather than an observer, and it's lovely to see him absolutely geek out over stuff with absolutely no concern about coming across as a massive dork. Properly mood enhancing stuff!
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