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CANDLES DAY!!
I made this!
Here, have some silly shit I just made
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 May 2022, 8:05,
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That was lovely
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 25 May 2022, 8:42,
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And what a lovely bunch of candles you have
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 25 May 2022, 8:43,
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Thank you
And thank you!
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 May 2022, 8:51,
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Happy Candles
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 25 May 2022, 8:59,
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Merry cheers
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 May 2022, 11:24,
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Merry Candles
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Wed 25 May 2022, 9:06,
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Many thanks
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 May 2022, 11:24,
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The first few seconds just don't prepare you for the ensuing jollity! Great fun tune.
And, happy candles, of course.
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Varmint, Wed 25 May 2022, 9:49,
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Thank you!
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 May 2022, 11:24,
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Enough candles to light many farts
That's very jolly, would go well with Richard Briars or Oliver Postgate voice-over. Or not, being as their zombie vocal chords have probably lost some of their mellow perfection
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 25 May 2022, 11:04,
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I will need to look all of that up someday
Cheers!
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 May 2022, 11:25,
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Happy birthday c_kick!!!1
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 25 May 2022, 15:14,
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Cheers!
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 May 2022, 15:50,
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CANDLES!!!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 25 May 2022, 18:41,
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LOOK AT THE CANDLES!!
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 May 2022, 19:03,
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himinow booyakasha, I say candles! you say.....
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unclepills, Wed 25 May 2022, 18:43,
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…ris?
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 May 2022, 19:04,
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candles!
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unclepills, Thu 26 May 2022, 11:44,
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17 happy candles up your bum
Nice tune too. :)
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 25 May 2022, 20:57,
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haha cheers for that
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 May 2022, 22:08,
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Shiny candles!!!
That's some enjoyably silly shit.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 25 May 2022, 21:03,
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Many happy Candles to a great B3tan
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 25 May 2022, 22:15,
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Candleception!
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 26 May 2022, 0:04,
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Candlespazz!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 26 May 2022, 7:12,
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Happy Candleday!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 26 May 2022, 13:53,
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Hugs
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 26 May 2022, 21:54,
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Aw you’re too kind, thanks!
AND HAPPY CANDLEMASS!
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 26 May 2022, 22:54,
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loverly
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Wed 25 May 2022, 23:35,
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merry candleday
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 25 May 2022, 23:51,
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"We can't get numb to this..."
I think you can, as your whole country has done nothing to stop it for decades now.
One school shooting was enough for GB to ban handgun ownership. How many school shootings does the USA have per week these days?
Americans simply don't value the lives of their own children.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 25 May 2022, 13:58,
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It's amazing how pro-life people are
until those kids are born.
Maybe if abortion clinics used a .357 magnum to get rid of the unborn foetus it'd all be fine?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 25 May 2022, 15:01,
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See also the right wing rants about "illegal babies" hogging all the "baby formula" (whatever that is).
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 25 May 2022, 16:19,
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It's really not hard to find out what "baby formula" is, if you're too wilfully ignorant to know.
I mean, if you've heard of it and know that there's a shortage, how the fuck do you not know what it is?
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 25 May 2022, 23:16,
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Fuck off back to mumsnet (wherever that is).
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 25 May 2022, 23:56,
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Powdered milk.
98% of which is made domestically. I gather that after some deaths(?) one of the major companies stopped production, which has lead to the shortage.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 26 May 2022, 0:20,
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Panic buying has been a big contributor to the shortage too, apparently.
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Varmint, Thu 26 May 2022, 8:09,
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He'll be pleased to know that the 50 Senators have been sending thoughts and prayers.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 25 May 2022, 22:10,
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Seems like every other month there’s a new benchmark that’ll just make it harder for students in other schools to beat
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 25 May 2022, 23:11,
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Texas learnt nothing from the shooting of JR
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 26 May 2022, 3:40,
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Turns out invisible Maggie did it.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 26 May 2022, 20:25,
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Kraken Wanker
Gnome
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 25 May 2022, 3:33,
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Should just come out as a cross dresser instead of pretending he's a gnome.
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Varmint, Wed 25 May 2022, 9:50,
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Tom Waits The Tube
x
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 25 May 2022, 2:38,
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like a bit of tom, though he seems a bit incongruous on english pop shows
when you see Jools, Waits and Paula on stage I wonder how many would have guessed correctly back then which would be the one to die of a smack overdose while their 4 year old looked on
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 25 May 2022, 6:21,
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he owns wherever he stands, awesome
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 25 May 2022, 7:24,
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ticker tape rains on mancunian parade
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 25 May 2022, 1:16,
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Goldfish buggy
"We all have this urge to explore other uninhabitable exotic worlds. That's why we send spaceships to the universe"
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 24 May 2022, 19:41,
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Two goldfish in a tank. One turns to the other and says...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 24 May 2022, 20:15,
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The Ukrainian artillery are really getting on my tits.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 May 2022, 20:56,
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And the other says "fuck me, a talking fish!"
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 24 May 2022, 22:45,
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Fish with tits, eh?
I'm not sure I like JollyJack's new direction.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 25 May 2022, 8:18,
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is that a bayraktar up there?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 24 May 2022, 22:07,
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"Look there's a castle..."
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 24 May 2022, 23:26,
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The brown ones aren’t food sticks.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 25 May 2022, 8:43,
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"Bob!"
"Bob!"
"Bob!"
"Bob!"
"Bob!"
"Bob!"
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 25 May 2022, 19:48,
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Breaking news from 2016!
"A Cookstown hairdresser has pleaded βguilty but full of the Christmas spiritβ after she was caught raking around the maternity collection in the fashion-conscious womenswear chain McGinn Drapers, knocking down clothes and spilling Tesco-branded prosecco over a newly-laid carpet"
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 24 May 2022, 14:44,
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That sorta stuffs normal over here
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Terry hoosh, Tue 24 May 2022, 16:34,
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Neil Tennant's less-popular first draft
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 24 May 2022, 20:03,
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Better than the current breaking news
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 24 May 2022, 22:07,
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When are they going to see sense and begin arming the children?!
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 24 May 2022, 22:39,
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To be followed closely by are we arming our children enough and how much close air support does a class need?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 24 May 2022, 23:15,
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Teachers really need to learn to shoot first, as soon as they see a child reach into a bag or pocket
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 24 May 2022, 23:42,
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FREEDOM
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 25 May 2022, 0:06,
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Clearly a price worth paying for some.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 25 May 2022, 0:14,
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I wonder if there's some kind of cutoff with these Second Amendment nuts - 50 dead kids a day is an acceptable price, but 5000 wouldn't be.
Like the old joke about a woman agreeing to sleep with a guy for a million pounds, but turning him down for a fiver.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 25 May 2022, 0:42,
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And what do they do when it's their own kid gets killed?
Renounce their idiotic beliefs after realising the futility of it all, or increase their arsenal tenfold in a whirlwind of devastated rage and go full vigilante looking for proxy payback?
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 25 May 2022, 0:50,
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God will tell them to buy more guns.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 25 May 2022, 1:17,
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CaptAARRGGHH PUBG's tribulations
NSFW
Hi Hi, long time lurker, first time poster. Not mine, but a friend's video. I play pubg with him and I think this is just amusing enough to post here. Hope you enjoy and please be kind!
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bawarobert, Tue 24 May 2022, 12:24,
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Hmm
Needs more hats I think?
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jonbob loves you, Tue 24 May 2022, 13:01,
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I made it to 4:14.
Boys playing with their willies and shooting pretend guns. I don't see the appeal, soz.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 24 May 2022, 14:05,
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I play with my willie all the time
I'm playing with it right now just to spite you.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 24 May 2022, 14:27,
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quite a time investment
to quit 30 second before the end..
... you didn't miss much the beginning is pretty good tho. and I like some of the others on the channel he says putting away his huge gun and pulling out his tiny penis.
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 24 May 2022, 14:35,
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Jeffrey Epstein and Simon Weston
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 24 May 2022, 12:51,
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Dave Spikey and Alan Rickman.
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Covid69 Boris variant., Tue 24 May 2022, 13:57,
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Anthony Bourdain and Danny Trejo
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 25 May 2022, 1:19,
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investigate
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benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 24 May 2022, 14:14,
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sitting in a tree
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 25 May 2022, 0:56,
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I see no evidence that "people don't love music as much as they used to"
Otherwise Beato wouldn't have 3 million subscribers to his channel.
Also, what's wrong with shorter pop songs?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 24 May 2022, 13:12,
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Even though
he specifically denies it about a third of the way in, it is very much 'old men shouting at clouds'.
Lots of strawmen (literally nobody has ever campaigned for 16 second pop songs) and 'if everyone just listened to the music I like, they would realise it is objectively better than the music they like'
Also, referring to 'a scientist in the early 60s showed that listening to rhythm for ten minutes boosted immune response'... well that's a fascinating claim, has no one in the subsequent 60 years reproduced/built on that finding?
Rant over, I actually like the guy's channel.
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FridgeBadger, Tue 24 May 2022, 14:24,
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'likens the process to sitting on a subwoofer'
maybe Fripp and co is therapeutic
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 24 May 2022, 14:30,
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I have no doubt
that music has genuine therapeutic properties, I'm just a bit suspicious when a man of a certain age quotes (without referencing) some 'science' done in the 60s which then leads to a lot of talk about shamanic rituals... not saying it's wrong, neccessarily, just that I'm not convinced by this particular gentleman's scientific rigour... ;)
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FridgeBadger, Tue 24 May 2022, 15:19,
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when fabric first opened, they used to get pilled up birds sitting on the bodysonic dancefloor so that the could 'enjoy' the sensations
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ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 24 May 2022, 16:17,
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There is a problem with the business model which doesn't reward musicians
But excellent music is still being recorded. Proportionally its volume may appear smaller now that anyone can record an album and upload it to Spotify . The audience is also much more fragmented so simple mainstream pop seems more prominent.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 24 May 2022, 16:58,
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Phwoa… what the fuck?
If Steve-O had spent half his life in the gym. And was dressed (barely) as a giant fly.
I was going to post the one about less than lethal shotgun rounds but between the directing and the denim short shorts itβd probably get flagged as porn.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 23 May 2022, 22:24,
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I can't put up with that degree of 'bro' quotient
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 24 May 2022, 7:39,
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Brotient
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 24 May 2022, 7:47,
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brobably
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 24 May 2022, 8:44,
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He’ll end up with a brolapse
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jonbob loves you, Tue 24 May 2022, 15:27,
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I’m honestly half tempted to delete
The more of his videos that appear in my suggestions the more I think he has some sort of serious mental problem.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 24 May 2022, 8:26,
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Subcutaneous salt crystals surely has got to fuck with his metabolism
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Varmint, Tue 24 May 2022, 20:51,
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I was wondering what a lethal dose would be
Turns out it's quite a bit - between 0.75 and 3g per kg of bodyweight so I'd guess it would be hard to get that much under your skin and keep it there. Also, who knew salt eating challenges were a thing? Some Darwin award candidates in the making right there.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 24 May 2022, 22:46,
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If it's getting down to the basal membrane, it might cause some local cell death
Which might get infected. Which could lead to disability or death.
So, y'know, there's a chance that he might die before putting out more videos.
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Papagato RackSpanner, Wed 25 May 2022, 10:04,
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helps preserve the meat, though
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 25 May 2022, 1:22,
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Well, he does look tasty.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 25 May 2022, 7:20,
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oohh vicar!
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 26 May 2022, 3:20,
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Nancy Crater's replacement wants to know your location
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 25 May 2022, 1:21,
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I was surprised
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 23 May 2022, 23:14,
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And now, for your aural pleasure
Nostalgic tones which will remind you of waiting to desperately search for an ASCII image of a half naked girl or eager anticipation of possibly seeing the same text as someone else, almost in real time.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 23 May 2022, 18:47,
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Follow up by listening to
this album...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 24 May 2022, 3:13,
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It's not a hedgehog, it's completely different!
- indignant biologist.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 23 May 2022, 19:10,
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LIES
I've never been there
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 23 May 2022, 22:52,
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Himalayan porcupines
apparently
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 23 May 2022, 23:13,
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Vangelis-esque tune
I made this!
I made a kinda homage to Vangelis after his passing, and some chillwavey visuals with some goofy stock video.
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dogfood, Mon 23 May 2022, 17:17,
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A special song for the Queen
It's so perfect in every way
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 23 May 2022, 15:49,
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Scroll down…
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jonbob loves you, Mon 23 May 2022, 16:35,
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Trouble is, Benito's description doesn't tell you anything
are URLs the same?
anyway, this has Julia Davis stylings and I only like it on that level.
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unclepills, Mon 23 May 2022, 17:09,
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The embed looks the same to me
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jonbob loves you, Mon 23 May 2022, 18:21,
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No, really
click the headline not the embed, follow through to the comments.
They are golden.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 23 May 2022, 18:40,
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Ahahahaha delighted by the comments
This is the worst thing I have ever seen and I used to clean shit off dead bodies for a living.— Manners (@haunted_eggs) May 20, 2022
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 23 May 2022, 21:14,
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trudat
AMBEGRIS!!!! Did you pay attention to the url check you 'orrible little man!!!!!!!!!!
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unclepills, Mon 23 May 2022, 18:49,
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Sorry sarge.
GC said no...
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 23 May 2022, 23:05,
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someone should post it every day until she dies
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benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 24 May 2022, 14:13,
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It's better than anything Toyah's tits have done recently.
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Covid69 Boris variant., Mon 23 May 2022, 20:39,
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Who knows what they've got planned for jubilee week
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benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 24 May 2022, 10:18,
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Jubbly Week!
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Covid69 Boris variant., Tue 24 May 2022, 13:59,
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Surprisingly beautiful choon
also has best step sequencer ever
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 23 May 2022, 14:01,
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Beastie Boys feat. Miho Hatori
Start!
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 23 May 2022, 1:03,
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likey
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 23 May 2022, 14:08,
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Orson Welles on video game characters.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 22 May 2022, 21:50,
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XTREME TRAMS
Some elite tram sport action from Leipzig today.

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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sun 22 May 2022, 21:10,
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Please could you regularly post a lot more of this sort of thing?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 22 May 2022, 21:36,
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Seconded
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sun 22 May 2022, 22:59,
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Far better than the F1 highlights
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 23 May 2022, 0:15,
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Just look at those athletes!
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Mon 23 May 2022, 0:46,
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Can't watch this
I'm tramsphobic
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 23 May 2022, 5:42,
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I don't think any one of us will be surprised
that the Hanover team won.
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Papagato RackSpanner, Mon 23 May 2022, 9:41,
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Why isn't
it called the Trampionship?
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FridgeBadger, Mon 23 May 2022, 10:36,
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Ha ha vg
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 23 May 2022, 11:15,
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Nail biting stuff, thanks.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 23 May 2022, 11:17,
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Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden
in conversation, January 2020
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 22 May 2022, 20:48,
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IIRC
this has a rather excellent rendition of Spiderman to the theme of Bring Him Home from Les Miserables.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 22 May 2022, 21:31,
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You are correct
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 22 May 2022, 21:50,
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