Welcome to Luton stunt panics Gatwick Airport arrivals
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 13:28, Reply)
Must have fallen asleep and missed the announcement that we’d been diverted to Cardiff. What I do remember is waking up, looking out of the window and asking (fairly loudly) “What are those bloody sheep doing there?”.
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 15:08, Reply)
somebody did a similar thing at (I think) Los Angeles airport. They put a huge sign on a warehouse roof that said "WELCOME TO CHICAGO!".
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 7:07, Reply)
the doctor took one look at me and said "I can clearly see youre nuts"
/old jokes better spoken than written
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 13:38, Reply)
A colleague said he was going to Jamaica, so I said "Is your wife going to the West Indies?!" and he replied "Yes".
I think some of the old jokes are so old some people haven't actually heard them.
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 22:42, Reply)
But that was ages ago. Could it be that - if they ever had a moment - it is long passed?
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 15:17, Reply)
before they boot her off for excess boobage.
Then she can write to the Daily Mail and complain therefore raising the profile of her soon to be released "Only Fans" page***
***Not true but otherwise a cunning plan.
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 18:11, Reply)
I might be wrong but her music career was all but ended before I was born. Can anyone think of a song by her that’s stood the test of time?
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(, Mon 23 May 2022, 15:19, Reply)
is looking and sounding more like actor Wallace Shawn week by week
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 17:11, Reply)
Wakatakakage's footwork on the rope is amazing. AMAZING.
Aoiyama is gross but managed to impress me with some actual wrestling this time. I wish he'd lose 2/3 of that blubber though. Same with Takakeisho. That dude looks like he's one push away from a stroke or heart attack, he can barely waddle, needs help climbing down the ring steps, and he can only go for about 5 seconds anyway. Dead by 45, guaranteed.
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 15:34, Reply)
yes, Ayoiyama has unimpressive tits. but if you're married with children you can stop caring
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 16:33, Reply)
and his fat just hangs off him. 'Keisho's is all bunched up around his airways and vital organs. Dead man waddling.
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 16:43, Reply)
We rehomed a beautiful black shorthair cat from a rescue centre.
She's had a shite life, being picked up off the street feral and pregnant, but the Cats Protection League homed her kittens and spayed her.
Of course, at the cat shelter no-one wanted her because she was so scratchy and violent when approached, and she's naturally very timid - so when we got her home we started filming her with a wildlife camera.
We named her Carrey Beg, which is Manx Gaelg for "Little Friend".
Say hello to our Carrey Beg!
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 7:36, Reply)
Yeah, these are compiled from older videos: I've already got some where she's much more settled. She's still a scaredy cat, that'll probably never disappear - but she's much better than she was a month ago.
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 9:25, Reply)
Our rescue cat was super nervous for a long time, but he did come around and now enjoys a good cuddle
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 11:58, Reply)
Also, nice pants.
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 15:38, Reply)
And well done for taking in the mog.
I used to trap strays for cpl and they were generally ( even some small kittens) too feral to be domesticated, so good luck. She'll be happy regardless.
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She'd fit right in on here with her own account, I reckon.
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 11:50, Reply)
Many happy candles to you. Salutes, hugs goes to bed
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 22:52, Reply)
And thank you for the rescue effort! She'll come out of her shell eventually. Patience is the key. She seems happy.
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 22:59, Reply)
Turns out he played for The Dubliners

(, Sat 21 May 2022, 13:50, Reply)
and they probably never will, bless 'em.
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 14:13, Reply)
The dog now hates me, and so does what is left of my taste in music
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 20:17, Reply)
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 14:16, Reply)
I'd die if I hear that. Out embarrassment.
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(, Sun 22 May 2022, 7:44, Reply)
But it isn't just Wordle with a new hat, it's more like (in a friend's words) "a wordsearch but it hates you".
Has a learning curve on it but it's pretty forgiving and gets easier after a couple of goes. Launched a couple of weeks back so there are some old puzzles up you can play but there's still time to get a good streak going before everyone else finds it.
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 10:16, Reply)
That's rather good. Frustrating at first, but then satisfying when the words start dropping out for you.
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 11:10, Reply)
One suggestion - I'd quite like it to have revealed one word at a time when you are stuck instead of the only option being to give up completely.
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 14:17, Reply)
Added to daily my ***dles list.
Is there a subreddit for it yet? :-)
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 20:39, Reply)
I did actually search reddit for cell-towers, and came across all manner of conspiracy theories
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 20:43, Reply)
Maybe add a "click on the empty space to the left or right to completely clear the current red letters" function?
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 20:51, Reply)
it's not well documented but you can drag across a few letters at once and clear the selection pretty fast that way
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 23:32, Reply)
says felch is not a word in puzzle 3. otherwise brilliant thanks
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 22:39, Reply)
If I could make just one suggestion, it'd be to have the hint button on the main screen: there's a bit too much clicking through required at the moment.
But have a click of your own in the meantime.
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 15:21, Reply)
My hope is that people won't need hints after the first couple of puzzles but maybe something like if the title panel became a "hint" button if you don't put any words in for, say, two minutes?
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 15:42, Reply)
Out of interest, which word list are you using?
I'm crap at this sort of thing and you may have provoked me to try writing a solver.
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 14:17, Reply)
The solutions are made from one of the shorter Aspell word lists, to make sure I'm not asking solvers to know really obscure words. They're checked for duplicate solutions using a much longer Aspell list, to make sure if solvers *do* know obscure words they still won't find a duplicate solution. (Then I yes/no them manually, just because there's loads of rubbish in the long list and it keeps rejecting stuff that's perfectly fine.) I think the list of words it lets you enter is in between the two and that should be downloaded when you launch the game so you can get that with the browser tools.
I suppose it is possible to build a solver since I basically had to do one for the "is the solution unique" check.
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 14:35, Reply)
Curiously, it says "pron" is a word, but "Spain" is not. 🤔
Thank you for making this! I've shared it with my *le obsessed friends and they all say it's their favourite so far!
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 22:50, Reply)
Well fear not, "pron" is not in any of the solutions so there is really no need to put it in
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 22:52, Reply)
I'm slowly getting better at it, so the demand for code is diminishing.
Having said that I'm really interested to see how quickly I can her a machine solver to work. Gut feeling is that the first cut will be hopeless but I have a few strategies in mind.
I'm impressed by the UI and performance even on my old phone btw.
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 1:06, Reply)
Had been agonising over what new electric to get for a long time, and then I heard this. He takes it through all the sounds so beautifully
Can't afford a genuine vintage, but have a nice Jap JM66 on the way in Candy Apple Red with sparkly scratchplate and fancy pickups. Two weeks from now I shall disappear and elope with it.
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 9:26, Reply)
But cannot play them. Unfortunately (well not really) I was raised on a Gibson.
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 10:42, Reply)
I'm not sure why, but I could swear the narrator was Guybrush Threepwood. I like it.
I happened upon this video earlier because of the amusing way a certain blue-eyed Australian pronounced the word "slag". Turns out this chap also grows big mushrooms in his back garden.
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I know a couple of folk that absolutely swear by getting stoned before work. The mind fucking boggles. I did it once by accident and it was probably the second worst shift I've ever had to endure (beaten only by the time that I came in so hungover that I was forced to build a makeshift nest in the attic out of large yellow automotive sponges and shipping cartons.
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 8:31, Reply)
Took 2 tabs, because I was convinced the first one didn't work. 10 minutes after the 2nd tab I realised I had made a mistake
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 12:25, Reply)
Mid beer pour was when I came up. It took fucking forever to finish that first high pint
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 14:35, Reply)
just found out that one of my favourite setters popped his clogs last week.
prolly not that interesting to most of you, but anyway...
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 23:57, Reply)
I always liked a Shed puzzle. Thanks for posting, I guess
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 10:18, Reply)
It's a little bit political, a little bit sweary in parts. Won't be to everyone's taste, but would appreciate any listens. Stream for free over Bandcamp.
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 20:43, Reply)
8/10 Would buy again.
Although, I must admit I have to stop myself from saying to myself "Oooh - that bit sounds like XX and that bit sounds like YY, and that bit...."
:-)
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 10:30, Reply)
I think I wear my influences pretty openly! I was trying to make music that I like, so it invariably will end up sounding a bit like the music that I like.
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 12:27, Reply)
If you're comparing me to Norwegian Prog Rock, I'll take that!
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 16:09, Reply)
Italian singer writes gobbledygook song to sound like English in order to
score a hit in his own country & it worked. Preview button sez 👍
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prisencolinensinainciusol
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(, Sat 21 May 2022, 2:07, Reply)
That song's got a cracking beat. But this video features added "schoolgirls" www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yj_N5_P5qI&t=96s
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 21:35, Reply)
The link above is a Google Drive link to the free photo stuff that they want you to use as you will, preferably, share.

Click for bigger (140 kb) edit: this image seems to be playing up.
The link below has less of the photos but some of the back story
www.euronews.com/2022/05/20/azov-photographer-publishes-his-work-just-before-being-taken-prisoner
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 18:16, Reply)
Enough is enough. Never got it as it's cheesy shit kids space laser bollocks.
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(, Fri 20 May 2022, 16:55, Reply)
- but I loves 'em.
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