Nah.
The search was done for private bullying only.
(monkeonschmonkeon, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 10:05,
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oh come on, what is beeter for if not for some light-hearted bullying of other users???????????
(Smegg WallaceThe O.G. Q.R., Tue 8 Nov 2022, 10:38,
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saying "I told you so" is much less satisfying than you think it's going to be
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 6:00,
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It's the ones with kids who I feel sorry for
The creeping realisation that you've fucked your own children's futures and they will blame you forever must be a bitter pill to swallow.
(benito vaselinino not that one, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 9:46,
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They'll probably blame us more for the climate
collapse than Brexit, to be fair.
Not sure having no car and sometimes voting Green is enough to get me a pass on that one.
(monkeonschmonkeon, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 10:02,
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's futures and they will blame you forever
(Smegg WallaceThe O.G. Q.R., Tue 8 Nov 2022, 10:32,
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The ones I don't feel sorry for
are the people who had property out in Spain etc, who then voted to make their own lives much harder and costly.
Like my mother-in-law, who is such a spiteful, vindictive, hateful bitch that she'd eliminate her own rights just to take them away from someone else.
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 10:45,
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quelle surprise
($$✅, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 18:13,
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...Rodders, quelle surprise.
(Smegg WallaceThe O.G. Q.R., Tue 8 Nov 2022, 19:45,
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(Ambegrislikes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 23:20,
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6 minutes and we didn't get to hear the song?
It makes it hard to know who is in the right and who is in the wrong on this one.
(Jeffrey44(User was banned for this post), Mon 7 Nov 2022, 23:30,
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arf
srsly though....the comments under it are too kind. He needs watching and years of therapy at the least.
(unclepillsSixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 23:37,
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Agreed. A watching brief is probably most important. He seems so indignant that he will justify any action he takes.
(hoppitygoestotownThe temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 0:04,
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Must admit, I'm rather smitten.
(fred zeppelinII: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 6:07,
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Nothing about that video is going to improve my life is it? I mean I'm going to hate watching it, and feel bad these people exist.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 23:36,
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Every single thing on TikTok, you mean
(Turtle Power& Knuckles, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 23:41,
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This man badly needs anti-psychotics.
The police should have sectioned him.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 0:13,
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Jesus, what chilling motherfucker
Like everything that's wrong in one person
(simbosanis too tired, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 0:57,
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What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! how infinite in faculties!
in form and moving, how express and admirable! in action how like..oh shit. people are scum
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 7:22,
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Not that I'm in any way defending that absolute mentalist,
but that Twitter account is a toxic shithole of misandry composed almost exclusively of "lOoK hOw BaD mEn ArE" rhetoric. I wonder how well an account dedicated to calling out women in a similar fashion would be received.
(Huw Edwards#yungbludisanonce, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 10:47,
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Invalid comparison
See if you can figure out why.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 11:01,
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Enlighten me. I insist.
(Huw Edwards#yungbludisanonce, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 11:26,
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either way, there's just no relevance to such a comparison
you don't know and i doubt you care why this person fills their twitter bubble with bilious misogyny. they obviously don't like men but so what? that has nothing to do with the freakshow in the video, which incidentally also features men modelling good behaviour. all you seem to be doing is making a straw man of their circumstantial vitriol, which inevitably comes off as trumpian false equivalence.
(ozof, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 12:25,
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Oh shit, he insisted, you have to do it now.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 14:41,
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I'll get right on that then.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 16:11,
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Say, he's quite the catch.
(fred zeppelinII: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 11:48,
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Resurrect Dead - The mystery of the Toynbee Tiles
Never realised the mystery had been (probably) solved. An enjoyable documentary if you like fellow nerds investigating mysteries and/or outsider art.
Well it all seems like it was the weird attention hungry artist lying about seeing the guy on the bus and choosing not to say hello.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 15:09,
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Ed: Colossal not crystal. I’d delete and repost but b3tacode has a conniption fit when you try to do that.
(jonbobloves you, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 17:45,
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Zany!
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:56,
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is that you?
(sticklebrlcksthat's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:41,
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nope.avi
(jonbobloves you, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 21:01,
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cool, didn't want to insult you
that guy is shit
(sticklebrlcksthat's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 8:03,
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You do know they’re voice actors, right?
(jonbobloves you, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 10:16,
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is that why the videos are utter shit?
should they be mp3s instead?
(sticklebrlcksthat's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 17:11,
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Came on her to post this
right this fucking moment. It's very VERY much spot on
(garoldyou're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 13:49,
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Did she spit or swallow?
(SockCookerПТН ПНХ, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:34,
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The last year has felt like an entire series of The Thick Of It
No clue, no clear direction of travel, just bouncing between one entirely predictable disaster and another.
This lot need ten years in the political wilderness in order to sort their shit out and rid themselves of the kind of thundering arseholes who would make even the producers of The Apprentice say “No”.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:12,
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The bright new dawn of a Labour administration under the auspices of the beloved and revered Sir Keir is just around the corner.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 16:31,
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Voting for mediocrity just because the alternative is even worse is nothing new
(Turtle Power& Knuckles, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 16:56,
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Mediocrity? I think you flatter both sides.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 17:11,
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After twelve years of this shitshow I’d welcome a bit of boredom.
As it is we’ve had so many changes in cabinet that there’s simply no talent left to form a decent government.
(jonbobloves you, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 17:48,
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Starmer may be boring, his administration won’t be.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 18:55,
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Tell us how good the Tories are.
No really, give us a reason to vote Tory, what fiscal, administrative or moral achievements have they gifted us recently?
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Mon 7 Nov 2022, 19:06,
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Well they have effectively nationalised pantomime.
(jonbobloves you, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 19:54,
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Oooooh no they haven't!
(tacpprmhas a mmrpcat, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:03,
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How good? Well, I think you picked the wrong adjective there, and there isn’t time or space to discuss how bad.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 19:58,
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Mediocrity?
Do you know anything about his background or career? I guess we've got so used to utter, utter, utter shite that genuine achievement is just an alien concept to most people
(benito vaselinino not that one, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:35,
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Dear Christ I’d take mediocrity over this shower of venal, corrupt incompetents any day.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 22:30,
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Hopefully the next election will see their vote split by Farage's goons, or whoever the next far right grifter might be.
Ideally the party itself would formalise the split between the far right ERG nutters and the centre-right liberals. Unlikely I know, but we can dream.
And here's hoping that we only get one term of 'make Brexit work' from Labour before they come to their senses and lead us out of this shitstorm.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 17:50,
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Impressive
First flappy thing that actually looks bird like. So close, not quite perfect but pretty amazing
(simbosanis too tired, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 9:18,
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That’s the first time I’ve seen anything approaching a natural-looking robobird
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 12:34,
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Same
It really looks right for a big predator like a Kite. Even in games they find it hard
(simbosanis too tired, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 13:45,
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Can it be programmed to steal ear pods?
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 12:57,
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Without feathers it looks more like a giant fruit bat
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 13:15,
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Good thinking
I wanna see feathers on the flappy bird thing.
(Sherbs, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 7:19,
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Brilliant but,
only a matter of time before it steals your chips.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:57,
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Skynet
another step closer to creating our future robot overloads
(Rich Thas a clever and witty sig, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:09,
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Birds aren't real anyway so.
(rjmrjm, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 19:55,
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IKR
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Mon 7 Nov 2022, 22:00,
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Your search deliberately excludes all the other people using your name as a byword for racist moron.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 19:14,
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mastodon.penis.co.uk
(simbosanis too tired, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 9:19,
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Unfortunately a lot of people's financial situations don't allow them the luxury of principled stands
For his arrogance and general dickish attitude, Elon deserves to fail hard and be publicly humiliated, but it will hurt his thousands of staff far more than it does him
(Turtle Power& Knuckles, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 9:18,
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Developers are in awful short supply
Really, it's an employees market now. They could get some very nice deals elsewhere given their probably excellent CVs. So yeah, they can totally afford to raise the middle finger
(simbosanis too tired, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 10:20,
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Definitely this
We've been struggling to find decent Devs for some time now
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:15,
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You're not allowed to call them that anymore
(dyllonnice beaver., Mon 7 Nov 2022, 19:51,
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Depends on the scope of the job.
(tacpprmhas a mmrpcat, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 20:37,
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I believe people were laid off based
on the *amount* of code they'd committed, which just shows that he is not a man who understands tech at all.
(monkeonschmonkeon, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 12:46,
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His worst suggestion was scrapping the character limit
Has he learned nothing from /links?
(benito vaselinino not that one, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 13:53,
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Massive walls of text are just the best
(Turtle Power& Knuckles, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:37,
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alright pooflake, long time no see
(Smegg WallaceThe O.G. Q.R., Mon 7 Nov 2022, 16:11,
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jesus christ
he really is the archetypal idiot's genius
(horrid, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:41,
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I'm sceptical of this
because he's literally a computer programmer by trade (Zip2, Xcom/paypal), and one of his famous mottos wrt design is 'the best part is no part.'
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 19:47,
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You might be right.
Can't find any strong source.
Though to fire that many people people that fast suggests something algorithmic in the decision making.
(monkeonschmonkeon, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 21:34,
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Maybe it was a union blacklist,
or just being disruptive for disruption's sake.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 22:07,
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Is that how coding works now?
*adds lorem ipsum to project*
(Invisible Wizard- 12th Level Errorer, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 22:22,
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I think he’s about to learn the same lesson that the Airlines have learned over the last couple of years.
Treat your highly employable staff with no loyalty and they’ll tell you to fuck off when you expect them to return.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:22,
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Shame that Wetherspoons survived
(Turtle Power& Knuckles, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:18,
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No thanks, I’ve already seen the one where the jar breaks.
(jonbobloves you, Sun 6 Nov 2022, 16:36,
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No, nothing is broken, apart from dignity.
I hope he never got identified, going through life being nicknamed 'spud' might chafe.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Sun 6 Nov 2022, 20:20,
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JFC
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Sun 6 Nov 2022, 17:04,
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Nappy time!
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Sun 6 Nov 2022, 20:24,
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Any baked potatoes involved?
(Turtle Power& Knuckles, Sun 6 Nov 2022, 0:22,
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If I had been close to the scene I would have brought a family bucket and a fishing rod
(hoppitygoestotownThe temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sun 6 Nov 2022, 0:41,
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Sounds like a perfectly executed three point turn to me.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 6 Nov 2022, 0:52,
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Modern slapstick goes too far.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Sun 6 Nov 2022, 3:24,
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Third time's the charm!
(simbosanis too tired, Sun 6 Nov 2022, 7:52,
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Oh well.
Maybe she'll take the hint that she shouldn't be driving.
(The TogaboyThe world will end on, Sun 6 Nov 2022, 11:05,
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she wasn't
(sticklebrlcksthat's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 6 Nov 2022, 12:28,
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now she’s getting sued by adidas
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 6 Nov 2022, 13:44,
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The self driving car that thought it could
SKYNET
(An Egg,D, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 0:08,
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(simbosanis too tired, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 13:59,
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I went out for a few hours and now half the board has vanished.
Has there been some Serious Internet Upset?
(Turtle Power& Knuckles, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 20:11,
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I notice that too.
Looks like all of Sock Cooker's posts have gone in particular. Coincidence, or conspiracy?!
(Varmint, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 20:57,
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The covid 5G jew lizard illuminati dun it.
(Turtle Power& Knuckles, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 21:14,
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Had to make room for my parrot post
soz
(simbosanis too tired, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 21:16,
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he put me on ignore me a while back, when I pointed out the hypocrisy of someone moralising who admitted to spending four years whoring with underage thai prozzers, so tragically I miss out on his space and weird virtue-signalling vids
he does thread delete if he feels it's not going his way, and he has been banned before for posting from his extensive snuff video collection, though sadly not permanently. Either of these is a possibility
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 21:28,
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Nah, he's not gone
- he's still down there with his Blah Blah Blah video
(Invisible Wizard- 12th Level Errorer, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 22:05,
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Looks like SC has deleted a load of stuff
Including the Eddie Izzard vid and the Graham Linehan vid, taking all the subsequent comments with them. Swags had a go at SC earlier this morning, following that it looks like SC flounced.
(Varmint, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 22:49,
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When I went out it was getting rather heated
something about a comedian waving their penis about while claiming to be female, or something
(Turtle Power& Knuckles, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 22:54,
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Oh the DRAMA!
SC has me on ignore because I pointed out that he's a stupid fucking psychopath. Utterly despicable bully.
Top tip: reply to him in new threads so he can't delete them.
Topper tip: Ban the worthless cunt.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 23:44,
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Banish a certain edgelord back to /talk while you’re at it.
(jonbobloves you, Sun 6 Nov 2022, 9:26,
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You're going to have to be more specific.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Sun 6 Nov 2022, 15:23,
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Is that fucking pillock still here?
What a tedious cunt
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 6 Nov 2022, 9:55,
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That narrows it down.
(Smegg WallaceThe O.G. Q.R., Sun 6 Nov 2022, 15:51,
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I know full well I'm included in that list
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 6 Nov 2022, 22:38,
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polly wanta airpod
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 21:42,
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Even better, the actual report was about an increase of robberies in the area. Perfect.
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 6 Nov 2022, 2:19,
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Couldn't have happened to a nicer site.
(Turtle Power& Knuckles, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 0:16,
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Something similar needs to happen to Facebook.
All social media needs to be destroyed.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 13:56,
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This is going to become the new isxdeadyet format, isn't it? lettuce.wtf/
(monkeonschmonkeon, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 9:26,
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Spending $44bn to shut it down seems like a worthwhile endeavour to me.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 10:31,
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If it's losing money at that rate, makes you wonder why he even wanted it.
Perhaps the board lied about the accounts, as well as the quantity of spambots.
(Turtle Power& Knuckles, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 11:44,
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He didn't.
He bullshitted his way into it. Serves him right. No online business that doesn't actually trade, sell, or produce anything, is worth billions of dollars.
I hear there are adverts on Twitter (none has ever made it past my adblockers), but nobody is getting rich on internet advertising revenue of pennies per thousand clicks.
So that leaves exploiting the users by charging them for stuff that's been standard and free until now, like blue ticks and ...having arguments. Cue mass user exodus.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 13:54,
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> nobody is getting rich on internet advertising revenue of pennies per thousand clicks.
Google, Microsoft, and Facebook would very much disagree with you there
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 14:35,
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I... Have no counter argument. You're right.
However, since Musk took over some of Twitter's biggest advertisers have pulled out. When he starts charging for blue ticks and debates the user base will probably shrink, further diminishing the value of the advertising space.
I guess the goal is to make Twitter more profitable on paper through hotshotting before turning it public, cashing in, and rapidly cashing out. I hope it's a miserable failure.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 15:37,
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There's a big difference between big corps spending on online ads
and those ads making money. I'm 100% prepared to believe that all the marketers know it has negligible value but it's their job to sell advertising (as a strategy) to their bosses as much as it is to sell adverts.
(simbosanis too tired, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 21:19,
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They're not spending on ads. They're selling the ads. Google is the largest ad broker in the world.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 21:03,
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As far as I'm aware,
it started when someone joked that he should buy Twitter.
He basically did it "for the bants", didn't he? *cringes*
(monkeonschmonkeon, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 15:21,
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He's a childish narcissistic twat who likes the attention, any attention.
Borderline racist and homophobic retweets endearing him to the Trumpf shitcircus stirrers. Can't say I'm keen on him.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Sat 5 Nov 2022, 16:47,
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He builds good rockets, has some lofty goals to save the planet, but his politics are bafflingly stupid.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 20:37,
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Being very competent in one area doesn't guarantee wisdom or empathy.
I think a lot of the politics is shit stirring for the lols mixed with being a 'maverick'.
PS I doubt he builds the rockets on his own, it would take ages.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Sat 5 Nov 2022, 21:57,
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He didn't though
He hired the people to do it. Having some ideas doesn't make you a fucking genius just because you can throw money at it. Even still, being successful in one arena doesn't suddenly make you capable in all others by default
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 6 Nov 2022, 22:44,
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Weird how nobody else did it before him, given how much talent and money the space launch industry had at their disposal. (Pun intended.)
He does though. Of course he has employed rocket engineers, technicians, computer programmers, etc., because he runs a company that designs, builds and launches reusable rockets.
Someone can be a twat, a billionaire, AND a successful rocket surgeon. Acknowledging his positives doesn't take away from the negatives.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 19:32,
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I stand by my comment
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 13:03,
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You stand by your ignorance.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 14:09,
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"He's a childish narcissistic twat who likes the attention, any attention."
Isn’t that a good working definition of any Twitter user?
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 21:10,
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Pretty much any media platform they can get rewarded on.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Sat 5 Nov 2022, 21:40,
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Someone had to.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Sat 5 Nov 2022, 21:37,
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All those staff whose lives he's ruined, or will do shortly by crashing the company,
it doesn't matter because they are just things put there for his amusement. What an utter cunt he is.
(Turtle Power& Knuckles, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 20:09,
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Tesla do models S, 3, X and Y.
Says it all really.
(jonbobloves you, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 20:19,
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69 420 lol!!!
(Turtle Power& Knuckles, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 20:26,
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Crikey!
(monkeonschmonkeon, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 14:43,
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Favourite tucker: Testicles
I'm sure that is the case IRL
(Varmint, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 15:37,
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I've decided I'm going to try and transition over here from twitter
And learn about the news by quick turnaround flash games.
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 22:09,
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Oh shit
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 22:09,
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