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This is a link post 19 Year Old's Songs about Didsbury, Manchester
The latest from Teen Pop Sensation Jim E, Brown

Didsbury Songs, by Jim E. Brown


(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post If he's 19 you've spent too long on dodgy dating sites.

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post or he had a tough paper round

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fucking shit, that is.
No, really. It's fucking shit. Stop spamming the board with this bollocks.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I like it.

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Some people enjoyed The Rings of Power.
Doesn't make it any less shit, but at least the producers aren't spamming /links with the shitty episodes.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Mr Penis: Uncut
would make a better album title tbf
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Reassuringly Small'

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You seem upset.
All the time.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm flattered that you've taken such an interest in me.

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad you're flattered.

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone's happy then.

(, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 2:07, Reply)
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(, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 2:17, Reply)
This is a normal post He mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

(, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post 12 videos now

(, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post arseboon dilbaro

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ariel baboons?
Or oil broadbeans?
Oo, solar breadbins?

Come on, give us a clue.
(, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post arseboon dilbaro

(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 7:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
Nibble radars?
Alien broads?
Albino adsorber?
Sad airborne bool?

Thnrow me a frickin bone here.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 19:03, Reply)
This is a link post Santa shreds I made this!
My wife and I were in isolation for Thanksgiving after catching Covid. Couldn't see family, so my daughter and I went to the skatepark.

Vaxxed to the max, and only a couple days actually ill.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Hope its all over soon

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn that looks like a nice park
Nice vid
(, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 9:50, Reply)
This is a link post Classic d&b from Photek


(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Billion dollar gravy y/n

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not that into Liquid, but it's alright
Been in a bit of a timewarp recently, rinsing old Metalheadz and Moving Shadow tracks. Nae doot it'll be Full Cycle and V Recordings next.

That was a super fertile time for club records.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 12:32, Reply)
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I think back then I was into ltj, Aphrodite aquasky and a bit of London electricity

Oh moving shadow, might have to dig that out of the collection. Used to go to a record store in Hereford and used to purchase music based on how bad the insult on the post-it note was tuck to the sleeve . Got some.proper gens
(, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post re: Moving Shadow
heard any of the over/shadow releases?
not bagged any of them myself yet (might have to get that new Paradox though).
(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 1:31, Reply)
This is a normal post For me, when it comes to Photek,
it's all about this one...
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, by far
You can keep The Nine and what have you, that track is head and shoulders above most d&b
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 17:55, Reply)
This is a link post Hellooooooo
GC says no, so that's enough for me.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 9:45, Reply)
This is a link post Steven Seagal Choke Hold Diorama
Bobby Fingers has been at it again.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Judo Gene LaBell! Legend.

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That was brilliant, for several reasons. Five stars.
I’ll just mention two of those reasons: a very dry and very funny voiceover. Also at 26 minutes I thought there was little prospect of me watching the whole thing, but I might watch it all again. It’s that good.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Big fanny bit
Had me in stitches.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 17:37, Reply)
This is a link post A parasite makes wolves more likely to become pack leaders
Take me to your Toxoplasma
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 9:26, Reply)
This is a link post Why was Helen Reddy not more famous
Her backing band/songwriters ain't so bad either

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post a wise man once observed
That the Bee Gees are an excellent advert for not actually performing the songs you've written.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post See also; Burt Bacharach

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post see also; The Beatles and Bob Dylan
runs for the hills
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
See also; Leonard Cohen, Jim Steinman
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post We should really just get William Shatner to perform all the songs.

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post "Fuck YOU, I won't... do. What? You... tell me."

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
I don't see a problem with that.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post that grinning cunt Grohl was going to do an album of Bee Gees covers under the name 'The Dee Gees'
I honestly and sincerely hope he's jailed for an extremely long time for something that he didn't do, then gets released on compassionate grounds when he becomes terminally ill.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post They were fine
Except the twins who were weird
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty great performance imho
I am obvious unwise!
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 13:35, Reply)
This is a link post DOOM in an Excel spreadsheet

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 2:12, Reply)
This is a link post They're here!


San Francisco police propose using robots capable of ‘deadly force’


(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 1:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Charlie Brooker is the new George Orwell.

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 5:10, Reply)
This is a normal post The BBC story late last night was kind of misleading, it pretty much implied that AI would govern decision making.
This now sounds more like a radio-controlled car for use against school shooters. I'd hoped Radio 4 were less hysterical than that, but apparently someone REALLY wanted an appropriate context to use up a bunch of 1987 Robocop audio clips they'd downloaded. Robocop, who is a cyborg not a robot. I suppose at least they didn't decide to go with The Terminator.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 7:26, Reply)
This is a normal post this is how it begins

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 8:05, Reply)
This is a normal post with an i?

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post An out-of-control police robot pulling a boy's arm down into a storm drain?

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 8:32, Reply)
This is a normal post A swift boot up the arse should disable it

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That or stairs.

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Until they team up with Boston Dynamics and start producing AI GUN DOGS.

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 14:03, Reply)
This is a link post Barry Welsh

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post In my ideal world he's doing the commentary for the World Cup game in a bit

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
I love this and everything about it
(, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 20:26, Reply)
This is a link post Manuel Oliver's victim statement during the Parkland Shooting trial.
Powerful stuff.

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post No look could be more dignified than a jacket and Sex Pistols T-shirt combo plus top knot.

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It's actually an altered version of the sex pistols image
advocating gun control in memory of his dead son.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 1:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Pru? You've gone quiet. Pru?

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hiya Benny!

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post For some reason I've been suggested loads videos for the Christmas Parade attack trial
the dignity and nobility of some of the people is moving indeed.

The contrast of all those people with the perp is so stark. That person will never know what kindness and sympathy even are, incapable. So broken and doomed it's another tragedy.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGZ_esrRSXw&t=270s
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 23:50, Reply)
This is a link post Go easy with that speecy-spicy.


(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post There are not enough clicks in the world
to show how much I love the Swedish Chef.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 9:43, Reply)
This is a link post Why the number 0 was banned for 1500 years

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post This means nothing at all.

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooohhhhhh, Vienna!

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice of them to say that she confronted them on the set of an "unidentified television show",
in an article in which they only (and prominently) name one other television show she's appeared on. I mean, what a coincidence it would be if those two things were connected.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 9:11, Reply)
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(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, he's too obviously a sex pest already for it to be him.

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe he's hiding in plain sight

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post does "sexual predator" mean rapist, or just that you'd like to fuck schwarzenegger?

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post bit of both

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post It means
you try to chat up people who don't fancy you and then when that doesn't work you try to chat up someone else who also doesn't fancy you.

After all, trying to chat up people who fancy you doesn't get you into trouble.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Savile and all the Yew Tree lads were famously convicted for some ill-judged and unwelcome flirting

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Savile and the yewtrees

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post What a band they were

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Savile
was never convicted while he was alive. I suspect if he were, though, it would more likely to have been for the paedophilia and rape etc, not the flirting.

Sure, he was a sexual predator, but that in itself isn't illegal. Just go to pretty much any nightclub on a Saturday night, and you'll see lots of quite legal sexual predation (and maybe some illegal sexual predation).

Bill Cosby was a sexual predator too, but it was the drugging and raping of many women over the course of decades that he was convicted of, not being a sexual predator.

Being a sexual predator just makes you a sleazebag, not a criminal. I reckon it's that distinction that is stopping them naming the guy, because he could quite easily sue them if he hasn't done anything illegal.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post This guy makes some heavy handed hints:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RK_zDMZF_Q
Around the 56:05 mark.
It’s hardly a smoking gun, and very obviously full of sour grapes, but clearly he’s trying to get at something .

That pic up there was taken from a show he did with her and left:
www.comedy.co.uk/tv/news/3139/roast_battle_series_2/
Given that he didn’t appear to have a lot else on at the time and the bitchy format seemed right up his street, it’s at least slightly odd that he left.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I assume it's the other obvious one.
Brand doesn't seem particularly litigious, and there's been a couple of small stories about the other one of late.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post are you saying that TV star and standup comedian Jimmy Carr is a known sexual predator?

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
He's only cancelled for hating gypsies.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough.

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Who's that then?
(Not that you'd be suggesting in any way that the allegations were true, of course!)
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Go on Reddit.
They have lawyers.

There's two common guesses. One is Russell Brand, who I really don't think it is. The other, I saw people I trust make comments about when a related story came out the other week.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post oh, the guy who said mean things about contestants on a talent show

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye. Tony Hatch.
Of course it might not be him, so bit of a shitty guessing game.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post DAVID WALLIAMS

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh.
You mean this bloke? Surely not.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe.
In a now deleted tweet an obscure stand up referenced Brand’s autobiography My Booky Wook by talking about ‘rapey wape’.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post "roast battle" fucking hell what a shit idea
Unless they were actually making roast dinners, everyone involved should be on a register.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Hilarious. You should be a team captain on a tv comedy panel show.

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, he's ticked the nonce box already, so he's off to a flying start.

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not a fucking nonce.

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
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(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ...Actually...
I might just be mad, but I seem to recall a Roast Battle with Ryan, Bobby Kootstra, Russel Brand, and possibly also Jimmy Carr, and there being a recurring sexual predator joke/callback.

I can't find the episode for free, and so ends my important internet research.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know Swagatha Christie was considered famous, consider me educated!

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post ps, would

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you fancy me or something, you weird cunt?

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post are you Daisy Ridley?

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post yes.

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I wondered why I hadn't seen sockcooker's sock for a while, turns out I'm on ignore
WINNA
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post let me guess - did you pull them up on their obvious bigotry, online?

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Probz

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post just can't help himself, can he?

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Look at you, desperately seeking confirmation.
Sad.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post You're in no position to be describing anyone as sad.
Sad!
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post You both sound like a pair of squabbling poofs.
Either shush, or take it to gaz. Everyone is bored of your sexually repressed homo-erotic chest beating.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember when this place was fun.
I think.....
It's been a while.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post We were all in our 20's and 30's back then.
Now we're all firmly into middle-age (or worse). Go figure.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post when was that?
I've been on beeter since the mid 2000s.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post 22 years ago

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post i can remember when all this was text fields

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 7:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Or herself
Or itself, if AI
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post No, mate. You're not.

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Let it be known that I would never publicly accuse Stephen Fry of this kind of behaviour.

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post It's June Whitfield, it's been all over twitter

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Would make a nice change to see a woman outed for once.

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor old David Walliams

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post surely popular entertainer 'David Walliams' can't be a sexual predator?

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Hopefully all his shit books for kids will end up in the bin

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Who's worse: Walliams, or Richard Osman?

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Can we not agree
they are both cunts?
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I concur his books are awful
Shamelessly ripping off roald dahl in words and illustration.
Our kids had two and i quietly binned them.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit harsh, wasn't their fault.

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post They aren't being incinerated, they're being pulped

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post At the Soylent factory.

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post People bounce back!

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Hiding in plain sight.

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 15:44, Reply)
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(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Can/should she be trusted tho?
I mean, she is a ‘feminist’ after all…
(, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post alright Russell

(, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 15:53, Reply)
This is a link post Split orchestra I made this!
An experient in sound, and live perforance, an orchestra split around a space. Pulled apart so people could enter the soundworld
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Love it
Mixing music by mingling about
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post clever

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 0:47, Reply)
This is a link post Far from lovin' it
A classic.
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 23:06, Reply)
This is a link post send a message to a friend

(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't expect this to work
pee-mail.com?p=SpubfEbufwmCr1jmQ1FS
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 6:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Carol Vorderman has a magnificent arse

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 7:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Had

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey!
I saw a booby once
Until nan shut the door on me
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 7:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Finally!

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
pee-mail.com?p=kwzJsYOxMb1YnJ1Z8YYc
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Wahaha take that you little bastard!
pee-mail.com?p=I026RM6fRKvhbeVPVbF3
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Getting your own back!

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't eat the yellow snow

(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post bah, beat me to it
pee-mail.com?p=F70pLEfNTw25qmUrhlYf
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh.
pee-mail.com?p=2a7OvkRdWZjhZjiFRYA2
(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 2:03, Reply)
This is a normal post My cat can't read though.

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 2:10, Reply)
This is a link post WANKEN I made this!
Just the bits of the Star Wars movies where someone says WANKEN

(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Time well spent.

(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Hear, hear!

(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post You can't spell Kenobi without K N O B
Really makes you think, doesn't it?
(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Obi Wanky Knobby...

(, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Too far mate, TOO FAR.

(, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 8:02, Reply)

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