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This is a link post Nobody remembers Earthling?


(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post No

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Dec 2022, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Niet

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 Dec 2022, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Nein

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like the sort of music
that white people with dreads would make.
 (Covid69 Boris variant., Mon 12 Dec 2022, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!

(Farty Funkhouser, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes you remember, or
yes nobody remembers?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope.
Wasn't missing much, either.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 22:03, Reply)
This is a link post Victor Lewis-Smith is a goner


Victor Lewis-Smith, writer and broadcaster, dies at 65


 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post oh god, a white man with dreads

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Dec 2022, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Being biologically white doesn't necessarily mean that he identifies as white.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It does make it vastly more likely though.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 Dec 2022, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post True, but in this day and age it's usually best to avoid making assumptions lest one gets 'cancelled'.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect dreads were the one of the first hairstyles here.
When the first brown people walked here after the glaciers retreated.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 Dec 2022, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I seem to recall a documentary mentioning that it was a favoured hairstyle of the ancient Greek.
I'm not a fan, personally. They smell like a tramp's arse.
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Dreadlocks, that is. Not the Greek.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Although...

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Would you prefer a skin fade coupled with a North Face padded jacket?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Those are only for poor people.
Apparently.
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh! How ghastly!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post are you STILL upset, online?
Fucking hell mate, get some help.
 (Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Dec 2022, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the best you've got?
Chippy little twat... Away sneer at some poor people.
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes mate, calling out bigots on their bigotry is being 'chippy'.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Dec 2022, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post A truly noble vocation.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Finally, validation from beeterbore legend 'prufrock'!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Dec 2022, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Amusing satirist dies, and that's your go to response

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 17:44, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hIYyf1naI0
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello, is this Bwian Sewell?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hilleue?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post :((
youtu.be/kB8ZynMU2Tc
 (I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i7uhSNYhiQ
 (I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EHdV8dokok
 (I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6guw9sjg_E
 (I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5d6QqTieHw
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 1:02, Reply)
This is a link post Kid Radd: an epic animated faux-sprite webcomic from the early noughties


The "Totally Rad" comment a few posts down sparked a wonderful memory. Every couple of years, I remember this webcomic exists and read it again from start to finish.

I will shamelessly copy/paste the next couple of paragraphs from TV Tropes, as they explain it better than I could:

"While at first the comic was a lighthearted parody focusing on Radd's attempts to fit into a more complicated society, the plot eventually expanded into a far-reaching, well-plotted, epic examination of video game character mentality. And it stayed funny.

Rose above most sprite comics for its blend of a deep plot, humor, and philosophical questioning, not to mention its unique style- by composing its comic panels from HTML frames and smaller images, Miller was able to easily slip animated sprites and backgrounds into the panels."

It also meant that the comic loaded lightning fast on dial-up.
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This is a normal post Cute
With RH wanking action
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 Dec 2022, 15:56, Reply)
This is a link post Bowery Electric
Shoegaze trip hop
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Dec 2022, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post my reverb addiction is temporarily sated

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post they were great

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Dec 2022, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone remember Earthling?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post no

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Dec 2022, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post What, nobody?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I speak for everyone on this board, other than you obvs

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Dec 2022, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post No
Are you sure you weren't imagining it?
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 Dec 2022, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
Fabulous album, first time I think I've seen it mentioned anywhere.
 (who's_the_what?, Fri 16 Dec 2022, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ladbaby can fuck off, too.
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 7:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Remember when the Christmas number 1 was a big deal?
I have only heard of Ladbaby because Kunt and his gang made such a stink about it last year.

Do musicians not bother with selling records any more? What's going on? Why are these tory-looking nobodies attracting attention?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post because Mr Penis is bringing them to everyone's attention for today's Two Minutes Hate

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post the peddlers of RACE HATE on this forum are never happy unless they're giving a kicking to minorities, are they?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Dec 2022, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I mean,
It IS for charity.
 (I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Something something Jimmy Savile.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Paedo in a tracksuit

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Ostensibly.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING HELL

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 18:21, Reply)
This is a link post Beware of drop-bears

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 2:34, Reply)
This is a normal post https://www.poewiki.net/wiki/Plummeting_Ursa
They have them in Path of Exile
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 12:00, Reply)
This is a link post Totally rad.


(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Its like the Germans have been banned from some other sport/activity in the Versailles treaty so came up with this

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Goes to show sporty types can take anything seriously
Such manly sporty handshakes.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 2:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the way one of them gets off his bike to try save a goal at one point
If he could do that the whole time, why not just leave the bikes in the goalmouth and play football?
 (Papagato RackSpanner, Thu 15 Dec 2022, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Now I know.
The Robots of Death, The Arc and The Seeds of Doom gave me the willies.
 (Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 12 Dec 2022, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post The 70s was a different time

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
I was watching a Tom Baker retrospective when I heard the news. Sad.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post yes

(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 13:20, Reply)
This is a link post int royal marines


(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post 5/7

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you could do this with any canvassing politician at all.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 15:33, Reply)
This is a link post candles

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 20:33, Reply)
This is a link post Exactly 50 years ago today


(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 20:06, Reply)
This is a link post Artemis 1 Orion Capsule Splashdown
Will it burn up?

Will the parachutes fail?

Will it miss the landing zone?

Will it sink?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Will I have to miss the Masterchef final?

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post No idea, soz!
It is scheduled to splash down at 17:45 or so. It will just be boring buoyancy tests etc for an hour or two afterwards, so I'm told.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It did NOT burn up!
This is very good news.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm very happy about this

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too!
An absolutely mental manoeuvre, I guess Lockheed wanted to show off what it can do.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Drogues have been deployed!

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Disappointed with the lack of hexadecimal message on the parachutes!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Disappointed with the lack of the old ultraviolence on the video

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Main parachutes deployed!
All three of them!
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It's on target!
Probably.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Splashdown!
They fucking did it!
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post 265,883 watching now

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Well you know, it's hard to compete with all the cat unboxing videos
when all you're doing is repeating humanity's highest accomplishment.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait for MrBeast to react to it

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine the views if there was a catstronaut aboard
does 'Ace' Tiddles still need his smoked kippers
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It has NOT sunk! Yet.
All of its cute water-wings have deployed.

Shitloads of testing do do before the bond villain ship comes to gobble it up.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
When do the people get out?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post In about 2 years. :)

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
Won't they get hungry?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Only for a while.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Not until there's only one left

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post They could have at least put a chimp in it

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 13:53, Reply)
This is a link post How Hard Can It Be? I made this!
Inspired by an earlier link here, a genuine best first attempt to recreate the Korean Tornado Omelet.

A partial success...
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I’ve had two failures so far. Second time better than the first.

(AdamMotorcycleRider, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Second go was worse.
Non-stick pan old and sticky, chopsticks too thin
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post My guess would be not enough oil and a bit too much heat.
Non-stick in my experience tends to be bollocks.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 5:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe the secret is adding some cream, corn starch and perhaps a little chicken broth to the egg mix.

(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post My attempts were much like this

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Is the other chef not using bamboo cooking tongs instead of chopsticks
because it'll just be down to the tools you use, nothing else
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I did wonder about the girth of his chopsticks.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 3:15, Reply)
This is a normal post When it makes the second one you can see the sticks are separate.
AFAIK there are chopsticks that you eat with and larger ones that you use for serving with.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 7:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I shall whittle some biggies.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
I failed miserably as well.
Thicker chopsticks may improve the outcome.
I think it's all about finding the right heat level to pour the egg.
Just like yours, mine started frying too fast around the edge.

It looked so easy in the vid...
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 7:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It still tastes nice though, at least

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 8:44, Reply)
This is a link post Apocalypse Prepared I made this!
Hi all - here's another video by ME, and I drew this one myself (WITH A PEN). It's called 'Apocalypse Prepared' and it's meant to be about how reading loads of comics and sci-fi books is good preparation for the apocalypse, although I may have got sidetracked into People Who Are Annoying.
(MJHibbett, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely stuff
I once met someone who was watching every zombie film in the preparation for the zombie apocalypse. Had that awkward moment going from thinking they're joking to realising they were serious. Doncaster.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post The zombie outbreak
happened a long time ago in Doncaster.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Hot cross buns are year-round fayre
This is the hill I am prepared to die on!
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post They get worse just before easter
The novelty ones are mostly filth. Picked some curry flavoured ones up by accident last year. They were unpleasant.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Same but Advocaat.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 18:07, Reply)
This is a link post Die-de-Die!
sorry
Ruth Madoc: Hi-de-Hi! actress dies aged 79


 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 7:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Dr Dunno's got a few additions to make

(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 8:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Famous people never normally die in December
THANKS A LOT, PUTIN
 (I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 12:05, Reply)
This is a link post White Treble. Black Bass


(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 3:38, Reply)
This is a link post Click Like
like click maan
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 1:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I would give this 66 clickety clicks

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Easy for her to say.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post The bit about his hand almost made me faint

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Reading about his jumps
reminded me of this piece of 1960s insanity.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOOSE
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Boards of Canada?

Never heard of them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 15 Dec 2022, 13:58, Reply)
This is a link post Jumping on the Black B&wagon
Surprising cover version of the Stones classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 19:12, Reply)

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