POWERSLIDE POWERSLIDE POWERSLIDE POWERSLIDE
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 1:13,
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bojo the clown quits
total and utter fucking cunt
Boris Johnson quits as MP and claims he is victim of ‘partygate and Brexit witchunt’
(, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 21:24, Reply)
Like Trump doing his usual
of blaming everyone else unaware that he is a total lying charlatan who would change any opinion if it benefited his narcissistic grasping for attention and advancement, I hope he dies in a bin fire
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 21:52,
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Why?
Does it work, the whole wishing thing?
It'll change huge swathes of the political landscape if it does.
Edit : Wait, didn't you want to burn the witch upthread? I feel I'm missing a joke here. If I am, it's quite funny, too.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 2:15,
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If it did
Then there would be thousands of exploded heads in traffic jams across the country every bank holiday weekend.
(, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 11:17, Reply)
You are missing a joke here,
but it relates to the toxic crusaders of /talk...
Long story short, I publicly stated my desire for all racists to kill themselves, /talk's toxic crusaders took umbrage and here's a link: b3ta.com/talk/8372786
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 14:59,
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I still think I'm missing something
your words made sense, but they didn't seem to relate to the link you posted, which was something about queef richards and ducks.
Anyway, I get the joke/meaning now. I'll take your words at face value, no need for another link.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 22:22,
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He got the Big Calls Right.
Like taking credit for all the hard work of AZ and the NHS, dithering for fucking ages before locking down resulting in thousands of additional deaths (and thousands more due to Covid delaying operations and putting staff off sick), and then proceeding to repeatedly take the piss while Mr Average had to watch their parents die via Zoom. And then a bit later he decides oh, perhaps Britain wouldn't look too good internationally if we let Putin just grab a bit of extra land only a couple of thousand miles from us while we sit by idly. Truly, a latter-day Churchill.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 22:46,
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At least he fulfilled the Brexit promises of cutting immigration, reducing our dependence on foreign labour, and having £350M extra a week to save the NHS.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 22:53,
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So...
He claims to be a victim of that stuff he did, and having consequences for his actions for the first time in his life?
My heart bleeds for him, although it bleeds directly into my arteries, so no change from before, I guess.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 2:19,
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What if Sir Keir was a futuristic ice cream?
Fire up DALL-E
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 8:37,
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I like to think he's launching into orbit from a swing bin.
You can even see his little first stage boosters!
(, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 11:44, Reply)
Alright, Tony.
Attempting to re-invent yourself again before realising (again) that you'll always be a chippy little twat no matter how determined you are to turn over a new leaf? Good luck!
(, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 13:45, Reply)
I'm convinced it's one person.
Right wing Scots are rare enough, to find two in the the same place, both arguing on each other's behalf, that's just so far beyond being an unlikely coincidence.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 15:25,
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I'm a centre-left Scot and I'm baffled by the existence of Scottish tories, I really am.
(, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 15:32, Reply)
I'd rather be associated with the Right-wing than with those radicalised JSO/XR fuckwits.
Although, I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if those cunts were bad actors installed as false flags by the Right-wing in order to cause reputational harm to the left.
I definitely have a fervent enthusiasm for authoritarianism though. I'm sure that alone would be enough to curl your lot's birkenstocks.
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Plus, both feeble fuckwits changed their usernames at the same time, before both changing them back at the same time.
(, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 22:25, Reply)
Apollo 13 in Real Time
Fantastic stuff. Get lost in hours and hours of tense brain hammering.
From an episode on CuriousMarcs channel.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUeFwyicV8o
"Select "join at launch-1minute", then pause it and go to mission time 55:54.
To get an even better listen to the debug, go to the Mission Audio Control tab, and click on EECOM. You'll hear even more of the backroom discussion between EECOM and EPS"
Apollo 13 in Real Time
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Cock, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 18:22,
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I spent several days plugged into the Apollo 11 one.
Must .. resist....
(, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 19:02, Reply)
Im at 79:49 right now, just slingshotting around the moon
Gripping.
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Cock, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 20:59,
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FAKKIN' BULLSHIIIIIT :(
Pretty good innings considering he was a bodyguard to the Shah of Iran, defected to the USA, became a pro wrestler, went insane and spent the rest of his life addicted to ALL the drugs.
The Iron Sheik: WWE wrestling champion dies at 81
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 15:51,
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I assume that jabroni Hulk Hogan dropped the fatal leg.
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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 9 Jun 2023, 16:34,
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Just like he killed Andre with that bodyslam
then went partying with the dead guy from Blues Brothers.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 16:53,
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Believe it, brother.
It's a real shame there's no footage of his Pride fights from the 1970s.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:05,
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We will always have this to remember him by:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npypdzz0kh8
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 20:47,
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The Sun reports..
that Bill Murray, 72, and Kelis, 43, have been “getting close for a while” after first meeting in the US. If it's true I'm really happy for them.
(, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 10:13, Reply)
I think referring to the Sun as a “UK gossip rag”
Is a little over-kind.
(, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 10:33, Reply)
Total fucking nonce.
Almost as bad as that Philip Schofield beast having a somewhat inappropriate extra-marital affair with a younger colleague. Although, the comparison to Murray is a little unfair since Schofield is gay, which automatically increases his paedoscore by a factor of 1.7
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Who would have thought that the only positive thing to come out of Brexit would be a reduction of Homoquotient influence on the Paedoscore.
(, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:52, Reply)
British paedos for British kids!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 9 Jun 2023, 20:06,
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Well, he's not, and I know that's your point.
If it's legal and they are both consenting, then who cares? That article is hardly typical B3ta material, it is just salacious tittle-tattle.
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Varmint, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:21,
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4 links in 2.25 years, no follow up comments.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:53,
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Quentin & Comfrey cooking up something they oughtn't
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 1:05,
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Colin's Barn
"Sitting on the edge of a field in rural Wiltshire, Colin’s Barn – affectionately known by some as the Hobbit House – is a peculiar little place. It is a unique folly, a work of obsessive craftsmanship which feels deserving of more attention: a brown tourist sign pointing to a car park, and an information board for visitors, for example. Instead though – at least when I saw it – the building was hidden from public view, and with no apparent measures being taken to protect it from decline."
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The Venture Bros: Radiant Is The Blood Of The Baboon Heart | OFFICIAL TRAILER
No cinema release. :/ Still though, it's more VB so I'll take it.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 20:09,
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I'll just sit closer to the screen thanks.
That way I can have nice snacks and smoke breaks.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 9:48,
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Bit of wafty ambient dubbery
I made this!
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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:56,
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I know - things have moved on a lot since we last spoke
I got an album out with one label last year and just signed an EP to another for this summer. So, I'm happy. Music is good.
What you working on?
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colmcq2, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 9:32,
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Excellent news, chuffed for you :) Have you got a link?
I'm still making my usual stuff, hopefully getting an EP out with a new label sometime this summer. I've got in to the hardware / dawless side of things, I've got a loft full of synths that me and a mate mess about with, it's fun but I keep going on eBay drunk and buying another thing.
Planning on doing some live shows at some point once we've worked it out :)
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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 11:15,
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Why oh why can't I be free to live on a pavement injecting illegal drugs, which I do because of someone else's fault for some fucking reason?
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 8 Jun 2023, 19:07,
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Yes, we should reinstate blaming addicts, that'll solve all the drug problems.
It certainly worked in the past, that's why there aren't any drug problems left to solve now.
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The past didn't have fentanyl. Who do you blame for the fact that whole blocks in a city are turned over to junkies dropping like flies? I'm thinking the woman introduced at 18.35. Singapore blames addicts. It doesn't have a corpse district.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 8 Jun 2023, 19:27,
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Carfentanil or Wildnil has been available since 1986
and is 100 times stronger than Fentanyl, which was developed in 1959.
When does the past begin for you?
How do you define 'illegal drugs'?
Singapore, afaik, has dropped their 3 strikes rule for drug offences and now focus on rehabilitation. In what way do you think they blame addicts?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 20:35,
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And also Portugal and others
rehabilitation reduces fatalities
A fact lost on certain folks
Blaming folks won’t solve problems - it’s just a shame OP never watched more of the doc otherwise she or he would have come to the part where an addict took full ownership and blamed himself and no one else. I don’t recall these addicts blaming anyone else but themselves
Knee jerk reactions without watching full context is moronic
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colmcq2, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 22:09,
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I watched 25 minutes, basically up until Justin Hawkins started complaining about a fucking police presence in his district-wide drug den
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:50,
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Rehabilitation by beating with a bamboo cane maybe
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:48,
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Or, in reality, maybe not:
www.mha.gov.sg/home-team-news/story/detail/three-things-you-should-know-about-the-enhanced-drug-rehabilitation-regime/
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 18:00,
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Last thing you see before the bamboo cane comes out...
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 11 Jun 2023, 9:45,
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Which part of the documentary are you referring to?
What a baffling response
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colmcq2, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 22:01,
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To be fair he's quite a baffling character.
Says watching a fox hunt was "by miles, the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."
So, you know, psychopath.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:58,
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Cut and paste with widows and orphans
paper, glue and blue pencil too
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god that takes me back
I worked for wildlife magazine when I left (got chucked out of) college helping with subscriptions. I remember watching the guy doin this shit with that weird white glue. Seemed totally reasonable then
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simbosan is too tired, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 11:52,
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The notion that it would be sent back for minor adjustments seems overindulgent
I can imagine a few employees wishing to stick blue pencils in the editor where the sun doesn't shine, especially at the end of their day.
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Maniac
The world is full of too much serious stuff. Sometimes you just have to dance.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 2:50,
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Geek, Nerd or Dork?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:17,
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Great place facing the chop
Support would be appreciated thanks
Sign the Petition
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Bloody landlords, good luck with keeping the place open
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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:38,
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Sudan under water is actually quite peaceful
I made this!
For the fishy fans here.
Vid of a trip I did last year, with an old tune of mine.
Two weeks without another boat in sight was like being on another planet.
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Mex3 =mememe, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:30,
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Beautiful
Where were you? Decades ago I snorkelled the reefs between Port Sudan and Suakin. They were the best I've ever seen and no one else around.
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:45,
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We sailed all the way down from southern Egypt. It was on a liveaboard, Nearly all the dives were out on open sea.
Including Jacques Cousteau's Precontinent II underwater stations at Shaab Rumi, close to Port Sudan.
We spent most time around the small inhabited islands down south, not far from Eritrea.
It's still pretty much pristine everywhere, due to the sad state of affairs in the country. A blessing of sorts.
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Mex3 =mememe, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:40,
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not a good month for brazilian singers
Rita lee and now Astrud
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 11:25,
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Poignant tune
great choice.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 11:52,
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