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This is a link post Weird POV effect I made this!
Epic de-lurk to post this video what I made. It's blown up a bit in the last week but I remembered this place and thought some of you would be interested. Enjoy!
(, Mon 12 Feb 2024, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Very interesting

(, Mon 12 Feb 2024, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Fascinating.
For me the lines disappear instantly, but there is some slight persistence with the cube, but then I blink and it’s gone.
(, Mon 12 Feb 2024, 18:05, Reply)
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Because We Fear Change.

(, Mon 12 Feb 2024, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That is a very cool example of visual masking.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visual_masking

I don't know that anyone's done what you have there before though!

Have you tried it with dithered animations/video clips? Now I really want to give it a try :)
(, Wed 14 Feb 2024, 4:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
Yes, I've been playing with different effects - I've done a Bad Apple video with higher-resolution and more levels of gray that works quite well. Should be out tomorrow.
(, Wed 14 Feb 2024, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Now I understand
How Drax the Destroyer from Guardians of the Galaxy makes himself invisible.
(, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Neuroscience
That is very interesting and in response to the question "is there any research on this" I think they answer is "yes". The way your brain processes visual information is essentially integrative, starting from cells in your visual cortex that process on/off signals. These cells - adjacent to one another in the retina feed into higher level cells that are able to perceive the orientation of lines, and a series of further integrative cells can perceive shapes and so on, right up to hypothesised "face cells" that are sufficiently specialised to recognise the integrated signals as faces, or whatever other high level object. The persistence of the lines in the video is presumably an artefact of a series of cells perceiving an on/off state, i.e. change, and perceiving that as a line. Or something.
(, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 19:47, Reply)
This is a link post Because it's the 50th birthday of Bagpuss
here is the theme to its little-known American remake
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This is a normal post would watch

(, Mon 12 Feb 2024, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I met Oliver Postgate once
his normal speaking voice is exactly the same as the one you hear in his shows.

EDIT : Jesus Christ, I couldn't listen to that theme. It was like someone was taking a massive star-spangled shit all over my childhood.
(, Mon 12 Feb 2024, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's the very camera:


Back in 2018 I went to an exhibition of all the Postgate and Firmin things; Clangers, Bagpuss, Ivor, Noggin, Pogles. Spent hours looking at all the exhibition.

My only selfie with a celeb I have is me and Bagpuss.
(, Mon 12 Feb 2024, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Dammit! Why didn't I think of doing that?
A friend who worked there said she ended up with Bagpuss in a box under her desk for quite a while waiting to be picked up. I was very jealous.
(, Mon 12 Feb 2024, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post You see the Timeshift prog?
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00pht5q
That Meccano set up and more of his homemade bits, and loads more insight
(, Tue 13 Feb 2024, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post They had to custom make slide whistles for some of the clangers
tiny clangers voice was made from a biro.

Apparently Bagpus was supposed to be blue (and is meant to be an old English colonel from the Indian Raj), but they didn't have any blue dye, so he ended up pink.

The recording used in the Major Clanger speaking doll is from series 2, when he can't open a door. He kicks it and says "Sod it, the bloody thing's stuck again"
(, Tue 13 Feb 2024, 10:42, Reply)
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That was a nice read thanks :)
(, Tue 13 Feb 2024, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The theme idea was fine
but the execution left a lot to be desired in terms of the weak performance and careless distortion.
(, Mon 12 Feb 2024, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I met him too
Randomly in Broadstairs in a bookshop lecture talk thing. Didn't book or anything, it was just happening... And yes it was brilliant.
(, Mon 12 Feb 2024, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post You're not wrong, that's fucking horrible

(, Tue 13 Feb 2024, 2:38, Reply)
This is a normal post NO stop it.

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This is a link post 1912 - the Titanic hits iceberg and sinks I made this!
I'm sure y'all know the story of this one, but we try and throw a few lesser known facts in, and of course have an honourable mention of Kate Winslett's boobies.
(, Sat 10 Feb 2024, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post SPOILERS!

(, Sun 11 Feb 2024, 21:22, Reply)
This is a link post Savlonic Android Eqavox
OK, this is getting on for ten years old and is likely the glassiest of cocks, but:
My two boys, ages 3 & 5, bloody love this. I play it to calm them down after they've bounced around the house to "Tiny Japanese Girl". I'm in awe of the ability for someone to listen to the original and think "I know what I can do with that", and produce this.
Both the vocals are heart-breakingly beautiful, and the music just gets out of the way and lets them be.
(, Sat 10 Feb 2024, 21:04, Reply)
This is a link post Ragtime Paranoid Android
Might be GC. Ain’t been here for a while, but this is too good not to share. Might help if you like Radiohead and Ragtime. Luckily, I do.
(, Sat 10 Feb 2024, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Who the FUCK are you?

(, Sun 11 Feb 2024, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats Fray Brentos
Bit of a leg end round these parts.
(, Sun 11 Feb 2024, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry I've no idea what you're on about

(, Sun 11 Feb 2024, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post My work here is done

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This is a normal post BENT WHAT?!

(, Mon 12 Feb 2024, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It's what happens when David Brents operating system begins to fall apart

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This is a normal post You think you can just swan back here, into our lives
like nothing ever happened. Explain yourself. We've been worried sick.
(, Sun 11 Feb 2024, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello you cunt

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This is a normal post hi

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This is a link post IMDbOGGLE I made this!
Actors are letters, words are movies.
(, Sat 10 Feb 2024, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there a way of changing the selection of actors once you've reached the limit of what you know?

(, Sat 10 Feb 2024, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm thinking I release a grid per week and have an archive
So just this one for now - I've got the data setup to calculate the actors in the most duos, trio,....octets and factor in a few other elements (so a new grid each refresh) but it costs loads to host so I'm finding good sets locally and adding static to this version. It's essentially a Kevin Bacon machine.

As you can imagine, The Avengers really messes things up.

Thanks for asking man! What did you score btw?
(, Sat 10 Feb 2024, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't score highly though the list included plenty I hadn't seen so that figured
If I'd picked the right combos of actors and titles would the photo grey out when all correct titles for a specific actor had been guessed?
(, Sun 11 Feb 2024, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Could work nicely!
I did consider adding a 'getting warm' sign when you had a combo that was valid too.
(, Mon 12 Feb 2024, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I may be fucking thick (I really am)
But what? How do I play please explain to my donkey brain
(, Sat 10 Feb 2024, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post select more than one actor who you believe starred in the same film
then enter the name of the film where the question mark appears above the photos
there is an autocompleted list of titles as you type
tap/click the title you choose
if you're right then you score points
(, Sun 11 Feb 2024, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Chris Pratt and Morgan Freeman are both in Wanted (2008)
but it says I'm wrong
edit: there are 3 wanteds in the list and only one is the correct answer. Maybe it needs dates
(, Sun 11 Feb 2024, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a bloody great point
Thanks!
(, Mon 12 Feb 2024, 10:21, Reply)
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I had that problem with Oblivion.
(, Mon 12 Feb 2024, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post The font
Makes Click look like Cuck.

Great idea, by the way.
(, Wed 14 Feb 2024, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ...you should see what it does to clint eastwood....

(, Fri 1 Mar 2024, 13:16, Reply)
This is a link post Beth Gibbons returns with floaty epic
Vair lully.
(, Sat 10 Feb 2024, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!

(, Sat 10 Feb 2024, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful muzak
Super visuals too. The voice of Portishead, immense.
(, Sat 10 Feb 2024, 21:51, Reply)
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I know it's not Portishead, but her voice can't remind me of anything else. Either way, it's lovely.
(, Sun 11 Feb 2024, 9:24, Reply)
This is a link post NIAC funding research into a nuclear waste powered propulsion system
that can supposedly turn 3kg of medical waste into 150km/s of delta-v! For the non-Kerbalese speakers, that's more than enough juice to go pretty much anywhere in the solar system and come back with samples, or to go on a grand tour of multiple planets/asteroids/etc.

I fucking love this idea.
(, Fri 9 Feb 2024, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post How does it stop? I mean the harder it pushes the more it’s trying to tear itself apart when you fold up the sail.
You can’t throttle natural decay after all.

Nice idea though.

And not to be a negative Nancy, what happens when the sail gets holed? The craft would need to continually correct with the RCS. Still, there are brighter minds than mine on this.

I tried Kerbal once but didn’t have the patience for it. Does it have solar sails yet?
(, Sat 10 Feb 2024, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post If you're too impatient to play kerbal, solar sails are not for you!
There are probably sail mods but they're not in the stock game afaik.

I think it would only stop accelerating once it had fully decayed, which would be 1-3 years for the medical waste. It's not much thrust though, comparable to ion engines. If I understand correctly there's a way of throttling using the two sheets, so maybe it can throttle down to 0 anyway (depending on the complexity of the sail design I guess).

Otherwise you could put your ship in a spin if you wanted to hold a particular spot in orbit (so it spends equal time thrusting in every direction). I guess if you absolutely needed to stop the micronewtons of acceleration you could kind of half fold up or roll up the sail, or jettison it entirely.

Supposedly when it gets holed there's not much of a difference in performance. The sail itself is dumb and mechanical, and can be re-angled to compensate for holes (all using tiny actuators and no rcs required).
(, Sat 10 Feb 2024, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking about the U-232 version.
1-3 years seems a little short for those long missions, and obviously you would need to be able to throttle it for any sample return missions. You could easily do this if the sail were umbrella-shaped - just partially close it - but as I said the force from the sail would act to force it open again. (To be fair it would be doing that as soon as you built it in the first place.)

As for holes I wasn't thinking about performance; if there's a hole then it will tend to make the craft rotate regardless of which way you point it. It's not really a solar sail after all, just a very, very wide rocket nozzle.

It's a very interesting idea on the whole, rather like a solar sail that carries its own sun with it.

Incidentally, my issue with Kerbal is that I prefer proper games. I used to play a lot of bridge builder back in the day, but I wouldn't really call it "fun".
(, Sat 10 Feb 2024, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the science and career modes make it a proper game (missions, unlocking the tech tree, managing funds & reputation, finding all the eggs, etc).
The thrust is just photons, very weak. As you say, whatever mechanism is built to hold it in place for launch will be strong enough. It needs actuators for unfurling and sailing anyway... Making a system rugged enough to safely furl and unfurl several times might add a lot of weight though.

Assuming this sail can do everything a wind or solar sail can do, it could compensate for holes. Assuming the sail is sufficiently huge, a few dozen fist sized holes would be negligible.

If you lose 50% of the sail you lose half your thrust, but you'd also lose 50% of the mass of the sail, which would slightly compensate. There must be an equation for that.

Orbital rendezvous wouldn't be that much more difficult with a very slowly accelerating ship. Not colliding with the giant sail would the the tricky thing IMO.
(, Sun 11 Feb 2024, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Cause really what the Earth needs right now is mutant alien invaders

(, Sat 10 Feb 2024, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop the P.O.D.S.*
*Peoples Of Distant Starsystems

Coming here, hiding in our greenhouses, growing, impersonating us and destroying our way of life
(, Sat 10 Feb 2024, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post You can't say they don't integrate though.

(, Sun 11 Feb 2024, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post they integrate till you can't differentiate them

(, Mon 12 Feb 2024, 0:14, Reply)
This is a link post Birdbox stuff
The short funnies are back after a LONG absence
(, Fri 9 Feb 2024, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post it will never not be frustrating that the hedgehog vids no longer work on youtube

(, Fri 9 Feb 2024, 21:33, Reply)
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Ha. For so long they just stood awaiting their fate. They have actually been updated now and you can click through. (Not quite as easily as before though)
(, Fri 9 Feb 2024, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post oh sweet!

(, Fri 9 Feb 2024, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post The chap behind Birdbox is an ex-B3tan
and I've met him.
(, Fri 9 Feb 2024, 22:58, Reply)
This is a link post Georgia sweetness
Saw the amazing DakhaBrakha here a while ago, so I figured this would go down well here too.
(, Fri 9 Feb 2024, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post That is
very nice
(, Fri 9 Feb 2024, 16:46, Reply)
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Lovely
(, Fri 9 Feb 2024, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post lovely lovely lovely ass

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Malnourished peasant hotties. Fucking watchtower at 1.37. The girl on the hasn't seen the sun for years with that complexion. Sinister.
(, Sat 10 Feb 2024, 5:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I see what you mean by the watchtower.
One of the donkeys is underage too.
(, Sat 10 Feb 2024, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I can’t see it catching on.

(, Sat 10 Feb 2024, 5:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Would.

(, Sat 10 Feb 2024, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the one on the right
Great Ass
(, Sat 10 Feb 2024, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post read that in Pacino's voice

(, Mon 12 Feb 2024, 2:17, Reply)
This is a link post Fresh GLC NSFW

(, Fri 9 Feb 2024, 15:28, Reply)
This is a link post Today I learned that two of my bestest musician heroes recorded this
Steve Gadd and Eric Gales.
(, Fri 9 Feb 2024, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Well well, I never knew that
What a tune
(, Fri 9 Feb 2024, 14:49, Reply)
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Think you have a stray "s" in there. Eric Gales (b. 1974) seems to be described as a child prodigy, but playing the guitar on The Hustle at 1 year old would have been exceptional!
However, I had not heard of either of the Erics, so I've learned something today, thanks.
(, Sat 10 Feb 2024, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I have half an egg on my face
As Wikipedia says "not to be confused with Eric Gales". Well aren't I the prat.

This Eric is also an interesting man and played with Aston "Family Man" Barrett it seems (my last link!) at least with the Wailers

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Gale
(, Sat 10 Feb 2024, 2:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, he played on so many albums you can use plural
He and Gadd played on Bobs Jameses Taxi music youtube.com/playlist?list=PLfJndz0utgOOcWZuON9FlYzgAdLHK9VYm&feature=shared
(, Sun 11 Feb 2024, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post this is a good link, thanks!
this is beautiful stuff, I bought a Bob James album recently. Time for another one.
(, Mon 12 Feb 2024, 0:15, Reply)
This is a link post The very first episode

(, Fri 9 Feb 2024, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like time travel.
Also, now it's an academy converter with an Ofsted rating of 'Needs Improvement.'
(, Fri 9 Feb 2024, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow

(, Fri 9 Feb 2024, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post The first 21 series are on britbox
I’ve spent the last couple of months binging my way through them, they’re surprisingly rewatchable
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This is a normal post Awesome

(, Fri 9 Feb 2024, 10:45, Reply)
This is a link post Spirit Duplicators: Copies Never Smelled So Good
I can still remember the particular smell of copies run off a Banda machine.
(, Fri 9 Feb 2024, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Roneo machines smelt very nice too

(, Fri 9 Feb 2024, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post you hardly see them these days
wherefore art thou, roneo?
(, Mon 12 Feb 2024, 2:18, Reply)
This is a link post Fucking hell. A true contender for 'Not the Onion'.
'The special counsel concluded it would be difficult to convict the president of improper handling of files because "at trial, Mr Biden would likely present himself to a jury, as he did during our interview of him, as a sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory".

(, Fri 9 Feb 2024, 6:46, Reply)
This is a link post Some sort of talk about the Goodies
No idea if there are still tickets for this I only just saw it on Facebook. Graeme Garden in attendance. In Bristol if that helps.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2024, 22:02, Reply)
This is a link post Log Cabin
Posting this link partly because I wish I'd thought of the joke and done it here, but mostly because XKCD doesn't have the much needed facility to post a picture of Stephen Fry as Jeeves holding a frying pan in response to this.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2024, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I get it.
But I'm not particularly proud that I get it.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2024, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post that's a fib

(, Thu 8 Feb 2024, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I get it.
But I'm not particularly proud that I get it.
(, Fri 9 Feb 2024, 6:42, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft!

(, Fri 9 Feb 2024, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Disappointed
I'm only her for the picture of Stephen Fry as Jeeves holding a frying pan
(, Fri 9 Feb 2024, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll tran for pan

(, Fri 9 Feb 2024, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post go bare for Tupperware

(, Sat 10 Feb 2024, 3:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That has to be a potential ad campaign
or one for submission to the competition for ads that would never be allowed
(, Sat 10 Feb 2024, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Peg for Smeg

(, Sun 11 Feb 2024, 4:38, Reply)
This is a link post Just discovered this!!!
I knew Rick Moranis had a good voice and all from Little Shop of Horrors but this is superbly done...
(, Thu 8 Feb 2024, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post See also the work of Richard Cheese.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCAaRIJe8RIT3tXZiZM4rfWw
Edit: and a personal fave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyeFLwX_WQA
(, Thu 8 Feb 2024, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post he also had to act slower in LSoH
www.slashfilm.com/1106146/rick-moranis-had-to-sing-in-slow-motion-for-little-shop-of-horrors/
(, Thu 8 Feb 2024, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I did not know that
Such a great film, those 3 singers are just amazing and the bass playing is fantastic and and and. It's all fuckin perfect
(, Fri 9 Feb 2024, 7:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I often play along
for a workout. I had the soundtrack as a kid and I wore the tape to death.
(, Fri 9 Feb 2024, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post the roger corman film they based the musical on
is interestingly bad
(, Fri 9 Feb 2024, 16:44, Reply)

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