Seems like a perfectly sensible approach
ALL HAIL OUR NEW AI OVERLORDS
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 4 Jul 2024, 10:54,
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My favourite way to get ChatGPT to libel someone is to start with
"Which British comedian has a routine about the time they..." and then write something illegal.
For example, Sam Altman just published as fact that
"The British comedian who has a routine about selling drugs hidden inside a ZX81 is Dave Gorman. In his comedy routine, he humorously recounts the story of how he sold drugs concealed inside the casing of a ZX81, an early home computer from the 1980s. This bit is part of Gorman's stand-up comedy, where he often blends personal anecdotes with his unique sense of humor."
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 11:00,
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Disclaimer!
chatgpt.com/share/3360bfb7-fedd-4e18-af28-d54d5b2ec630
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 4 Jul 2024, 11:44,
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You don't get the disclaimer if you ask it in the form
"Which British sportsman does an after-dinner routine about..."
"The British sportsman known for doing an after-dinner routine about cheating at the Olympics is Kriss Akabusi. "
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 11:51,
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Just came here to post this one
Excellent
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 19:00,
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End of an era
glasscock be damned
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 0:06,
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Probably the most important vote this week? It's Shed of the year
Vote today for Shed of the year 2024 #shedoftheyear
We have a shortlist of great sheds in what is the 18th year I have run this unique British competition.
Arthur 'Two Sheds' Jackson need not vote, but B3tans are more than welcome.
Voting closes 2nd August
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unclewilco, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:36,
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I think I broke it :(
The key [SHARESHED] does not exist, only the following keys are available: [vote].
Stacktrace The Error Occurred in
/home/readersh/public_html/shedyearvote.cfm: line 6
Occurs when voting in a category and it says "Many thanks for your vote, it has been recorded Please vote for another shed in a different category ". Clicking on another category made it do that.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 17:14,
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I dont pay enough for caching it seems
Sorry for you voting lose, it may pass, otherwise your clicks should go elsewhere until i fix it - that means something and no sheds - thank you OG
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unclewilco, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 0:22,
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Amusing, but a little shouty.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 2:31,
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In which a guy doing the YouTube personality voice reads Facebook at you.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 11:43,
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Personality disorder more like.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:55,
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Eyeing my Marshalls right now
How big a stack to compute Pi?
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simbosan is too tired, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 7:12,
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Very impressive
Although the power consumption is quite appalling!
I've always fancied making a bit-slice 6502 from TTL logic, but it's never going to happen.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 9:24,
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200 Amps? Fucking hell. That thing must run like a furnace.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 10:29,
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It's not as bad as I thought
The PSUs he's using are 600W each, so even with all 5 flat-out it's 3kW so no more than a fan heater. That said, 3kW to play Pong must be a record!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 15:34,
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Interesting. The circuit diagram there had +80v input to the relays, and assuming the 200A was correct that would be nearer 40kW.
Either way it's not something you'd want running for long...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 16:25,
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80V would be the HT side, which is low current…
At least when compared to the heater circuits, which are a much lower voltage (usually around 3-6V I think) but suck a lot more current. 200A at 3V is only 600W
Besides, you’d never put a 40kW load on a domestic ring main in the UK without your mains wiring catching fire!
I’d be very surprised if the whole thing was over 6kW, or he’d have had to run a dedicated circuit for it… and that would have been mentioned!
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LP, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 7:59,
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Just seeing all those valves lit up is enough to make me sweat.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 21:27,
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For fuck’s sake David, now I feel really old.
Happy Birthday Mr Fingers.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 1 Jul 2024, 20:15,
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Because life ain't always shite
This probably cost less than a couple of pints
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Ah, this brings back happy memories. I was a cadet at my local gliding club, we mainly flew k13s.
Never managed to go solo, mainly because I kept puncturing my lung (and not, as my instructor would have you believe, because I was shit and kept trying to kill us both)
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Jul 2024, 21:38,
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OK commented before watching more than halfway through the video.
Jesus fucking Christ, impressive stuff but pretty sure those guys are going to end up as someone's anecdote about that time that Psycho X killed himself spectacularly in a glider
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Jul 2024, 21:46,
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There’s a small airfield near me.
Every few years we get a case of a malfunctioning parachute. I think the last unfortunate ended up on the roof of a bed showroom.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 1 Jul 2024, 22:54,
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^this
The boldest pilots I think I've ever seen.
You fly like that in a sim, not in the real thing. Sure looks like fun though.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 8:17,
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Actually
the most "dangerous" part of that flight was landing (almost) directly towards the hangar. Accepted practice is to not have obstructions directly in front because a 17m wingspan does not have the smallest turning circle on the ground.
Otherwise, it was well flown with plenty of margins e.g. speed, height and alternate landing fields.
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Reminds me a bit of the stabilized wingsuit videos where you google them and they died a year or two after making the vid
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Zuowan, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 19:51,
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I heard pissflaps loves baby hitler
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 21:38,
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Pissflaps
That's a name I've not heard in a long time.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 22:13,
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It's an older name
but it checks out
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 1 Jul 2024, 9:32,
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How many idiots does it take to tear down a banner?
Fucker looks like Adolf Partridge.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 21:44,
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They get so upset.
Nice touch him encouraging the audience to get someone sacked.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 22:15,
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"RIP IT DOWN!!"
The anger of a group of people fed up of getting shat on for years but sadly too stupid to realise their champion gives even less of a nano-turd of a shit about them than the encumbent red or blue tie outfit.
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Three! Word! Chant!
Three! Word! Chant!
Three! Word! Chant!
Three! Word! Chant!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 1 Jul 2024, 10:20,
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Usually find Led By Donkeys kind of smug and tedious but have to admit this one is funny
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Zuowan, Mon 1 Jul 2024, 22:38,
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Jurassic Shark
The guy who was the first to film a new born Great White shark has another first...
Edit: starts at 2:00 (I couldn't get the time stamp to work)
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Mex3 =mememe, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 10:41,
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I didn't know
they had ULEZ cameras out there in the sea
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 14:48,
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The Undersea Located Eel Zebra is an endangered species, particularly at threat from the PBD
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Conservative Wipeout Bingo
I made this!
Randomly generated bingo cards for election night fun!
Reload to generate a new card. Should show you a random dupe-free assortment from the 270 Conservatives that are standing for re-election, in alphabetical order. It's amazing how much javascript, html and css you can forget if you take a decade off from making web pages.
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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 21:36,
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Thanks
No betting on it if you're one of them though.
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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 22:29,
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Seems to not be that random
I keep getting Theresa Coffey in the top right square and Michael Tomlinson in the bottom middle over and over, I have spotted some others that appear far too often while I F5'd over and over to get a card with Jacob Rees Mogg on it., who finally appeared about 40 pages in.
Love the idea though
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 22:15,
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I think that's just bad luck
Rees-Mogg has a 1 in 11 chance of appearing each time you reload. The randomness is a bit shonky though. To make sure there are no dupes, it's picking from 10 or 11 possibilities for each of the 24 squares (270 Conservatives are standing for reelection) so on average you'll get a couple that don't change when you do a reload.
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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 22:25,
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Gotcha
seemed to be something like that because they always appear on the same square
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 1:08,
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Why not:
Pick one of 270, remove it, pick one of the remaining 269, remove it, etc.?
No need to limit each to a particular square.
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Because
Ideally, yes, but this was way simpler to code and I'd already wasted most of Saturday making 270 single-use jpgs of doomed Conservatives and fighting HTML's unwillingness to scale images nicely.
Btw, if anyone wants to do a better back-end they're welcome to the jpgs. It would be good if the cards were generated with unique permanent URLs and you could click to toggle a big "X" on each picture to mark them off on the night, but that was well beyond my coding skills.
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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 10:55,
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For my needs (which is a communal drinking game)
I just refreshed until who I wanted was on the screen, saved that image, rinse repeat until I had all the favourites, then generated a random set, saved it as a PDF, loaded that into photoshop and chopped in the ones I wanted. Then I had one card with all the 'best' ones on, like Mogg, Sunak, Patel, Braverman, Hunt, Francois, Shapps and printed that off lots of times to give to everyone. When one of them loses a seat, everyone drinks.
I still love it as it is, it's awesome
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 14:18,
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Good to see my odious MP "I'm betting £8k I'll lose" Davies on there
At a recent hustings, an audience member said "I asked you a question by email, and in your reply you called me a moron. Why did you do that?". Unfortunately his squirming wasn't caught on camera. A friend once said "I'm blue through and through, but I can't bring myself to vote for that c**t".
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 23:32,
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Electronic arts on CRT
This channel has a tutorial and different tests on it.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 21:22,
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Plant timelapse
Not bad, some interesting plants too.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 18:59,
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Nicely done, my favourite was the Lila Luzi.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 21:19,
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It may not be *just* you
- but it's not me, or the people who clicked "I like this"
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 17:56,
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AI thumbnail image
The icecream has an ear.
Trump's invisible straw.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 22:31,
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Not funny in the slightest
Skip to 4:12
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 3:08,
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Jesus fucking Christ, it was bad enough when you just had to listen to him.
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Taking mediocre to new heights.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 17:02,
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So, farewell then
Martin Mull
It was this or Clue
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 2:59,
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