While team AI's acceptance into the Olympics was a major milestone
Their performance has been disappointing
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gub~gub, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 1:10,
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Hahahaha those IDIOTS!
Fast forward 18 months "he said WHAT?! I can't believe he said that but clearly here's a video of him saying it!"
"He's not getting my vote / they DID steal the election! / those goddamned immigrants/jews/people who don't look or sound like me / BUUUUURRRNNN THEEEEMM!"
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When it swims on the reef, and has two sets of teeth, that's a moray.
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when a great big black eel, bites off your heel
ah, that's a moray
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 3:22,
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When there's bits of dried grass that's got stuck to your ass
that's amour hay
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 14:34,
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When you make sauce with ease then add in grated cheese
That’s a mornay.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 22:31,
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When you write in the dark and you mis-spell aaardvark
that's one more "a"
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 8:42,
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Oh, this is only a couple of minutes long
it deserves to be reposted
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PVal8Fy7CM
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 8:51,
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I can hear you Clem Fandango
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 23:13,
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Bring back Hyperdrive
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 15:20,
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Oh come on now. Hyperdrive was absolute shite.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 2:26,
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DRASS - Kerosene (Big Black cover)
I made this!
a cover of Kerosene by Big Black
Steve Albini RIP
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I'm sure he'd love the AI generated video and synth/sample-based audio
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 21:41,
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I can feel it...
NSFW
I made this!
Karma is a beautiful thing
Sound on.
I'm calling this NSFW?
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 8:17,
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So, that is the brick in head/balls man edited to Phil Collins
It seems churlish not to add how the original vid fits well with Enter The Dragon. (twitter link):
x.com/i/status/1818422518207651868
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unclepills, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 12:05,
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All in all it's just another brick in the balls
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simbosan liked your link on, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 12:26,
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Too much Trump here tonight. Have a cat driving an F1 car instead.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 3:37,
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when it's dry you don't want to hammer it from the start, you want to get the slick pussy warmed up
otherwise you might overshoot and lose the back end
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 5:52,
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That was very entertaining!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 13:03,
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Taking almost as long as Binky this one
lovely stop motion though
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 2:12,
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Been watching his stuff for years
It was the stop motion that made it stand out for me, and the fact he's doing everything on a budget.
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TBL I posted this on, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 8:45,
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Live Trump
Beyond the pale.
It's still a possibility that this wannabe stand-up comedian could end up with the authority to nuke us all
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I don't understand
Why aren't there a million comments attacking him. Is the assassination not enough? Did he say a wrong thing? Should women get their noses broken by men? Is it western patriarchy to say that men hitting women is wrong?
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An Egg ,D, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 0:48,
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If he thinks they're not going to let them steal the election again
Why have an election again?
If he loses - they stole it
If he wins - it was perfectly fair and representative
I had a disagreement with a apparently sensible dad friend this v very evening who thought trump was a better bet than harris "oh he's a businessman, he's not a politician".
I literally cannot understand why you would think that. I usually can see the other side but he is just such a total POS garbage person, destabilising influence on the world, anti-ukraine, global warming, america first isolationist, alleged-rapist, nepotistic, chaos inducing, narcissistic not to mention old, out of touch, richer than you can imagine his entire life POS novelty act i can't imagine how you would vote for him over almost anyone. Maybe your think the system doesn't work for you or you have a shitty job or you're poor or you got fired but that's almost certainly not down the the presidential choice; red or blue tie you will continue to be fucked but trump will bring only more chaos domestically and internationally.
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Not to mention he's a really shit businessman.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 1:24,
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You can drop the alleged, he's a rapist.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 14:41,
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Be careful who you vote for
You might get more than you expected - Fox news piece apparently claiming that voting Democrat will turn you into a woman.
Reddit link which may open in a browser but I'm told it sometimes wants the app. Sozzers if so.
*edit* Here's a YT link: youtu.be/RPBQyzktk90?si=Byh0uA6MJ5C8feZq
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 0:06,
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A friend sent me that
My wife and I were both sure it was satire and fake. He assured me it was real.
Do you reckon they have a betting pool in the Republican headquarters and the winner is the one who appeals to the most stupid Americans?
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I don't think he's actually making a fantastical claim, he's being sarcastic and
attempting to extend The Standard Right Wing Trans Joke (x/y/z identifies as a y/z/x and its pronouns are such and such).
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 15:30,
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Maybe - it's hard to tell these days
Whether it's literal or not, I still think it's batshit. I hope he'll be asked to explain what he actually meant at some point.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 18:39,
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He's trying to characterise how crazy he thinks ThE LeFt are.
To him, the very idea that someone can legally change their sex and that decent people will politely accept using preferred pronouns is as ridiculous as the idea that when men vote for women, some form of transsexual transubstantiation event occurs.
Also real men don't vote for yucky, icky women.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 16:52,
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It's like they're stuck at that stage where little boys are awkward around girls.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 2 Aug 2024, 18:29,
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Well that's the entire right wing, stunted intellectually and emotionally, never progressing beyond the selfish toddler stage.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 14:46,
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Trump having a normal one
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 22:53,
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Is there a term for extreme foot insertion?
Maybe putting his foot in it up to his bollocks?
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 0:09,
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Took me a while to figure it out too.
Foot stepping in shit, not foot in mouth.
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It'll make fuck-all difference in real terms.
Blacks only make up about 20% of the vote in the USA and a not-inconsiderable portion of that 20% will still vote Trump.
Harris' approvals were pretty much neck and neck with Biden's last time I checked, and that's hardly a shining accolade.
Simple fact of the matter is that Trump is going to be the majority favourite for white men and evangelicals and there's only so much rigging the government can do before sparking another insurrection, regardless of how inherently undemocratic the American election process is anyway.
Allowing crooks take that shot was a massive gamble. And Trump won.
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Is this parody or your actual thoughts on the matter?
If the former, then nice one, you really nailed that maga twitter conspiracy vibe
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A brave retort for somebody with a historically shit take on these matters.
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so you were being serious?
oh my. Oh well, I guess having a resident stolen-election conspiracy theorist in these interminable months of US pre-election politics will save us having to look at twitter
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 7:52,
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God, you're so right, sorry.
The American electoral system is the gold standard to which all other democratic nations should aspire and is in no way open to any kind of interference or corruption. To suggest otherwise is tinfoilhattery at its worst. I do apologise...
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something of a back pedal from claiming there's so much "rigging" it might start another insurrection
which if memory serves is the orange one's central thesis. That and that the shooting was a failed secret service conspiracy. No need to be coy, I look forward to finding out what other remarkable things you are privy to
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 12:48,
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"There's only so much" =/= "There's so much".
Do try to keep up, sweetheart.
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oh I see
you were just hypothetically speculating about rigging and how it would result in horned fuckwits vandalising the white house, not that it's nearing some threshold. Good to see you disavow it, Tony.
After those Dominion case emails that resulted in Fox settling for close to a billion, where it showed no one at the network actually believed the "stolen election" lies they were selling, you'd have to thick as pigshit to still buy into any of that "rigged against trump" thing, ay?
I take it back
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Remember
Birds aren't real
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 2 Aug 2024, 17:40,
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Are we talking a bit of cheeky jerrymandering and lacklustre funding issues
Our the whole Venezuela?
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Gerrymandering.
But don't let that stop CQM's knickers from getting in a twist!
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of course you were, tony
it was good of you to warn us about it imminently sparking an insurrection, given how both sides and their supporters are all talking about gerrymandering. it's a powder keg
Anyway, the election isn't until november, you don't want to use up too much of your idiocy on this thread, you need to pace yourself. Post your conspiracy theories one at a time. You didn't need to mention the one about the shooter in the same rant, hit us with it on another day so as not to dilute the nonsense.
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Did I spoil your fun conspiracy opinions? I am sorry
I promise I won’t say anything on the next one. You could try the “Putin is de-Nazifying the Ukraine” one again and I’ll be quiet
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This finally turned up
It's fucking gorgeous, dare I say zarjaz?. Worth every penny/cent/peso/drachma/Intergalactic Transaction Token
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Oooh...
That looks lovely.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 22:57,
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nice artwork
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 3:17,
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Motorboat at Edinburgh Fringe
The funniest and therefore best thing I saw at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Closest I would describe it would be a kids show for adults. No, she does not "sexually identify" as a motorboat but is a boat. You would not believe the audience would throw around a plastic boat until they did. I would not have normally gone to see a show like this unless I already knew who it was. Found out after it was directed by someone I had seen already from the Two Little Dickheads. "Captain Daddy" is played by Connor who Gemma Caruana's partner and is also at the festival doing a show called "Underwire" about her breast reduction (I saw it the previous year).
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I was entertained by this.
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At least *some* good came from last night's Southport riots.
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ha
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:59,
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Awesome video title
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Many thanks for posting
As a kid, sometime in the late 80s early 90s my younger brother and I saw a short cartoon on channel 4 which introduced the teleportation paradox. It's fair to say it gave us to think about
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teletransportation_paradox
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To Be by John Weldon. Haunted me as well.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocgFkHElzgQ
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 23:02,
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A theme also explored by
Iron Man and Batman in The Prestige
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 9:55,
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It reminds me of the Chief O'Brian at Work comic.
Ironically enough because of the nihilism, not because he works in the transporter room.
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Very good
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:54,
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Stephen King pun
On twatter
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 9:04,
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Storm in a teacup
b3ta.com/links/1608626
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 14:31,
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still upset, I see
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 22:31,
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Au contraire.
I’m enjoying rubbing your bullshit and lies in your face.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 22:46,
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you sound pretty upset to me
did you take my advice about wearing a retainer at night? Even going NHS dental it's still better to look after your teeth
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 1:00,
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Is that the best defence you’ve got?
At least you’re much less verbose than usual.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 11:59,
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just don’t make eye contact
That's what sets them off
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:32,
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Doesn’t take much to set you off.
Calling Joe Biden senile “No he isn’t, he’s just got a stammer, you terrible bully.” you’d bleat.
Calling Huw Edwards a nonce “This is horrific invasion of an innocent man’s private life. A storm in a teacup.” you’d whine.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:50,
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help, it's seen me
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 13:54,
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It’s normally hard not to mate. Your posts are usually 500 words minimum.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 14:10,
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Probably the best thing he’s ever wrote.
Someone once cajoled me into reading The Dark Tower. They were absolutely shite.
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I quite liked the first book. I got another book and a half in before realising that one was an outlier and I was wasting my time reading further.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 19:37,
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read a lot of fantasy books as a teen, quite an uneven category
that dark tower series reminded me of many of the sophomoric efforts of that genre. It almost felt like it was some adolescent creation he had to get off his chest. I've not read his horror books, but they must have something to commend them given their popularity
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 1:17,
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yeah apart from Stand By Me his stuff is junk
But the man himself is a gem
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Thanks for recommending Service Model.
I'm about half-way through; it's very good so far.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 10:36,
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I read several of his books a long time ago. Mostly ones spoiled by iffy movies.
The short story collections were usually best. I did just get a copy of Fairy Tale recently and found that an interesting start. Whether I can stick with it to the end is another matter. I've another book (not his) I wanted to finish first.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 11:38,
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I tried with The Dark Tower
and then I got to a very thick book that was just one single flashback.
I always skip flashbacks, a writer should give you the information you need about a character in the present, not in some form of exposition.
Put me off the whole series, and Stephen King as a writer.
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