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This is a link post Paths of hate (again) NSFW
Lets not forget this awesomness from 11 years ago
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Before the drones came...
Excellent animation.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Aug 2024, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post so good

(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing
Thank you for posting
 (Farty Funkhouser, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post you're the weirdo who got on dogbomb's case, aren't you?

(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yes, I'm the weirdo who complained about a game review regarding child rape, on a channel called "YouBigNonce".
https://b3ta.com/links/1552829
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:34, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, pretty fucking obsessively weird of you m8

(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 8:08, Reply)
This is a normal post He admits it!
He appears proud of it!

Really don't know what to say to that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I just put him on ignore
the fucking weirdo
 (sticklebrlcks ❤️, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait
You actually reported Dogbomb to the actual police over this?

Somehow I missed that part in the previous times we’ve retrodden this. I can’t imagine what thought process you went through to conclude that that was a proportionate response.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair, I'd have reported him for those fucking Fleatoon Christmas cracker joke TOAPs he spammed /board with daily.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 8:55, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 20:37, Reply)
This is a link post Reccomended YT Channel
Funniest channel ive seen in ages. Top editing and humour. Satirical reviews of pap from yesteryear. Unless youre under 45 years old. Which none of us are so it doesnt matter.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, no.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 6:40, Reply)
This is a normal post The youtuber with the smelliest willy.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 17:55, Reply)
This is a link post I'm doing a reunion gig I made this!
7 Seconds Of Love are getting back together for a reunion gig on Friday 11th October at the New Cross Inn.

It's the first time we've played together in years so I'm super excited. It may well be the last time as well - we are flying the sax player over from America, and the Bass player over from Denmark, so it's not something we can do again easily. Come on over if you fancy a night of ska silliness with some old farts off the internet.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I may well go to that
you know.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post HOORAY!
See you there!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 20 Aug 2024, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
ticket bought.

You know, I played the tambourine with you when you did "We Love The Moon" on Resonance FM.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a shit business.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck yea

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK YEA!
Whoop whoop!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 21 Aug 2024, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post shame, if we were in town we'd come along
never heard about the Argentina Coke thing. sounds like a tale. first the falklands, then this victory. British heroes
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 2:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes I think those two historical British victories
are very much on a par with each other
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 21 Aug 2024, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post *salutes*

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Threadjack:
Just wanted to let you know that my son is currently addicted to Bad Dinosaurs and has been watching it on perpetual repeat for about the last two weeks. So thanks for entertaining him in the school holidays. I think.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
That is excellent news! Give him a big roar from me!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 21 Aug 2024, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post *parp*

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 20:27, Reply)
This is a link post Dance
Seven minutes of a middle aged bloke dancing, is better than it sounds.
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 12:55, Reply)
This is a link post You're a tiger NSFW
Basic Black, far out fashion film
RIP Peggy Moffit

NSFW for very mild nudity of sorts
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
Needs more fanny
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't everybody?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 15:45, Reply)
This is a link post Life is Flashing Before your Eyes
Just discovered the lovely hippy animations of Vince Collins. Far out, man.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Set me off down a rabbit hole which led to Jeff Hale
Madrigal Alphabet music by Carla Piper
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved that.

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he was on a bad trip when he made this one:
nsfwyoutube.com/watchmore?v=R2BAeh8wZLI

(Loved his work for years...)
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing scenes
Just what Lewis Carroll would have wanted.

I discovered him via this one, which I'm less sure about but feels like something by a young shit-poster. I didn't expect to find it was by someone in their 70s.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVdxqWCKCcc
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I really like that he's transitioned into other media...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post This has been stuck in my head since i got out of hospital

(Sherbs, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:20, Reply)
This is a link post Tim Heidecker as JD Vance as coached by Will Sasso

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Given the eyeliner must be a choice it begs the question. How bad does JDFS Vance look without it?
Do his eyes just disappear into his cheeks, or do they look weirdly small in photos/video for some reason?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure it's a given:
slate.com/life/2024/07/jd-vance-eyeliner-lashes-trump-campaign.html
^This incredibly fascinating makeup article contains the following 3 pictures of Vance from decades ago:
media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/02-wp-1486925683258-jpg.JPG
i.harperapps.com/authors/41069/x500.JPG
www.historyvshollywood.com/reelfaces/images/2020/11/hillbillyelegy/jd-vance.jpg
It concludes that he probably doesn't wear eyeliner.

That said, I'm sure when he goes on TV the makeup department will have their way with him.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post + and then put eyeliner on him

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 8:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Having looked through photos on Getty it definitely isn't the case by default, especially those in Nevada where there's plenty of light.
Maybe just due to a makeup artist, maybe just the effect of overhead lighting.
OR a throwback to his ancient roots as a Pharaoh's lackey.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 11:57, Reply)
This is a link post Verknallt in einen Talahon
More AI. This song is apparently No 48 in the top 10 in Germany.
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post no 48 in the top 10?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I assume their charts are as broken as ours.
Mr Brightside is now in its 423rd week in the Top 100.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm surprised we still have charts, how quaint.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 20 Aug 2024, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I find the charts really interesting.
It feels like a proper technical challenge to make them mean something again and not allow people to spam their way to the top.

I'd love the charts site to give you a big data pile to add your own weights and rules to. Design your own chart like you're Mike Read.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Difficult to do I imagine.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post tf:dw

(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Great that's horrible.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 19:06, Reply)
This is a link post AI warning, Brb look away now.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Aug 2024, 3:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Brb is still around?

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post If not he'll Be Right Back

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post unfortunately

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 21:33, Reply)
This is a link post All of Lost explained in 90 seconds
except for how Hurley managed to stay fat after being marooned. Must have been eating the same stuff as Sam Tarly did when he was at the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 23:15, Reply)
This is a link post Space monster teabags mars

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post 5/10 no pubes.
Looks like a bum to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Aug 2024, 3:25, Reply)
This is a normal post We've got plenty of those
on this planet

 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah yes, the early Ramones song.
Butt-Shaped Rock.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought Arse-Shaped Rocks was Nirvana.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha someone placed a pile of rocks beneath.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 20 Aug 2024, 1:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Rock bottom...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 13:25, Reply)
This is a link post Reviewing racism
not a good hobby it turns out.
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 20:15, Reply)
This is a link post Butts and tits and money NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Gets an insta-click as it's a new Knower song
Currently swinging between loving the bass line, not sure about the chorus, if that's the right word for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post 8 years old
Butt's it was new to me, too.
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Sun 18 Aug 2024, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Louis Cole FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post love it
love knower
 (ozof, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 21:52, Reply)
This is a link post Sketch I made with Aisling Bea many moons ago I made this!
Long since hung up my comedy boots but she's not done too bad for herself since
(The Tramp Surveyor, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I had (still have) a mad crush on her
All of the most lovely she is.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post say hello
I once met her and wished I had hit on her more. Great woman.
 (I helped save b3ta! blupp relaxes harder, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post that was a good bit
what was the context, part of a production that was picked up, or 'back in the day' self-funded video trying to get noticed? didn't see any credits
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
thank you! yeah the latter, I knew her from the comedy scene so we just shot and edited it ourselves
 (The Tramp Surveyor, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 6:04, Reply)
This is a normal post She's gorgeous so she is

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post ok it looks like most b3tans have a crush on Aisling Bea.
Shes not interested though. Apart from me, I would take Aisling Bea out to Tea. Her and Me. Fiddle de dee.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I lived right next to the museum of Kent life for a while
so there you go
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 20 Aug 2024, 20:54, Reply)
This is a link post I always thought this was a brilliant cover

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 10:10, Reply)
This is a link post Scala!!! trailer
with B3TA alumni Ben Whealtey (via zoom it seems) and quite possibly a few other who at least browsed here a couple of times. I don't know I'm not in the London scene. I was not expecting to see Ricky Baker but did recognise the ads for the Jackie Chan Fan Club screening straight away.
(TimChuma, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 1:56, Reply)
This is a link post Quickie from the golden age of sketch shows.
Are they still a thing?
Ed: mods, please to be fixing previews? The edit trick doesn’t work any more.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Hale and Pace were BBC bland though
but of course occasional moments of rotflmao
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Mainly ITV bland, weren't they?
They might have had the 2nd best ITV comedy show after Spitting Image, but the 3rd best was Land Of Hope And Gloria, so y'know. You got what you were given in those days.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Never understood why they were associated with the alternative comedy lot...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Because they were an alternative to comedy?
From Wikipedia: ‘Victor Lewis-Smith once described the duo by saying "Gareth Hale is the unfunny one with the moustache and Norman Pace is the unfunny one without the moustache."’
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This made oi larff

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yorkshire Airlines has stood the test of time
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VLYpKGVBUg
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 13:30, Reply)
This is a link post Relatable
90's things.
 (I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post And then we got the Internet.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 19:36, Reply)

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