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Paths of hate (again) NSFW
Lets not forget this awesomness from 11 years ago
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 21:53, Share, Reply)

Before the drones came...
Excellent animation.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Aug 2024, 12:20, Share, Reply)

Wow

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 21:04, Share, Reply)

so good

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FridgeBadger, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 22:08, Share, Reply)

Amazing
Thank you for posting
(Farty Funkhouser, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 17:55, Share, Reply)

Charlie Duke, walked on the Moon. One of the four still alive.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 18:48, Share, Reply)

you're the weirdo who got on dogbomb's case, aren't you?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 20:00, Share, Reply)

Yes, I'm the weirdo who complained about a game review regarding child rape, on a channel called "YouBigNonce".
https://b3ta.com/links/1552829
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 7:34, Share, Reply)

yeah, pretty fucking obsessively weird of you m8

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 8:08, Share, Reply)

He admits it!
He appears proud of it!

Really don't know what to say to that.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 17:59, Share, Reply)

I just put him on ignore
the fucking weirdo
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:03, Share, Reply)

Wait
You actually reported Dogbomb to the actual police over this?

Somehow I missed that part in the previous times we’ve retrodden this. I can’t imagine what thought process you went through to conclude that that was a proportionate response.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 18:33, Share, Reply)

To be fair, I'd have reported him for those fucking Fleatoon Christmas cracker joke TOAPs he spammed /board with daily.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 8:55, Share, Reply)

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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 20:37, Share, Reply)

Reccomended YT Channel
Funniest channel ive seen in ages. Top editing and humour. Satirical reviews of pap from yesteryear. Unless youre under 45 years old. Which none of us are so it doesnt matter.
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 18:01, Share, Reply)

Yeah, no.

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jonbob loves you, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 6:40, Share, Reply)

The youtuber with the smelliest willy.

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 17:55, Share, Reply)

I'm doing a reunion gig I made this!
7 Seconds Of Love are getting back together for a reunion gig on Friday 11th October at the New Cross Inn.

It's the first time we've played together in years so I'm super excited. It may well be the last time as well - we are flying the sax player over from America, and the Bass player over from Denmark, so it's not something we can do again easily. Come on over if you fancy a night of ska silliness with some old farts off the internet.
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crab_bloke), Tue 20 Aug 2024, 14:39, Share, Reply)

I may well go to that
you know.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 15:20, Share, Reply)

HOORAY!
See you there!
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crab_bloke), Tue 20 Aug 2024, 15:46, Share, Reply)

Yeah
ticket bought.

You know, I played the tambourine with you when you did "We Love The Moon" on Resonance FM.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 11:14, Share, Reply)

It's a shit business.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 16:02, Share, Reply)

Fuck yea

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 23:36, Share, Reply)

FUCK YEA!
Whoop whoop!
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crab_bloke), Wed 21 Aug 2024, 9:16, Share, Reply)

shame, if we were in town we'd come along
never heard about the Argentina Coke thing. sounds like a tale. first the falklands, then this victory. British heroes
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 2:46, Share, Reply)

Yes I think those two historical British victories
are very much on a par with each other
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crab_bloke), Wed 21 Aug 2024, 9:17, Share, Reply)

*salutes*

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 23:50, Share, Reply)

Threadjack:
Just wanted to let you know that my son is currently addicted to Bad Dinosaurs and has been watching it on perpetual repeat for about the last two weeks. So thanks for entertaining him in the school holidays. I think.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 21:46, Share, Reply)

Yay!
That is excellent news! Give him a big roar from me!
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crab_bloke), Wed 21 Aug 2024, 22:22, Share, Reply)

*parp*

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jonbob loves you, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 20:27, Share, Reply)

Dance
Seven minutes of a middle aged bloke dancing, is better than it sounds.

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Tue 20 Aug 2024, 12:55, Share, Reply)

You're a tiger NSFW
Basic Black, far out fashion film
RIP Peggy Moffit

NSFW for very mild nudity of sorts

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 11:49, Share, Reply)

Needs more fanny
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 18:51, Share, Reply)

Doesn't everybody?

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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 22 Aug 2024, 15:45, Share, Reply)

Life is Flashing Before your Eyes
Just discovered the lovely hippy animations of Vince Collins. Far out, man.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 10:09, Share, Reply)

Set me off down a rabbit hole which led to Jeff Hale
Madrigal Alphabet music by Carla Piper
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 11:28, Share, Reply)

I loved that.

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Mex3 =mememe, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 12:24, Share, Reply)

I think he was on a bad trip when he made this one:
nsfwyoutube.com/watchmore?v=R2BAeh8wZLI

(Loved his work for years...)
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 17:23, Share, Reply)

Amazing scenes
Just what Lewis Carroll would have wanted.

I discovered him via this one, which I'm less sure about but feels like something by a young shit-poster. I didn't expect to find it was by someone in their 70s.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVdxqWCKCcc
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 18:59, Share, Reply)

Yeah, I really like that he's transitioned into other media...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 21:24, Share, Reply)

This has been stuck in my head since i got out of hospital

(Sherbs, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:20, Share, Reply)

Tim Heidecker as JD Vance as coached by Will Sasso

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 1:15, Share, Reply)

Given the eyeliner must be a choice it begs the question. How bad does JDFS Vance look without it?
Do his eyes just disappear into his cheeks, or do they look weirdly small in photos/video for some reason?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 9:50, Share, Reply)

I'm not sure it's a given:
slate.com/life/2024/07/jd-vance-eyeliner-lashes-trump-campaign.html
^This incredibly fascinating makeup article contains the following 3 pictures of Vance from decades ago:
media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/02-wp-1486925683258-jpg.JPG
i.harperapps.com/authors/41069/x500.JPG
www.historyvshollywood.com/reelfaces/images/2020/11/hillbillyelegy/jd-vance.jpg
It concludes that he probably doesn't wear eyeliner.

That said, I'm sure when he goes on TV the makeup department will have their way with him.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 19:20, Share, Reply)

+ and then put eyeliner on him

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 8:05, Share, Reply)

Having looked through photos on Getty it definitely isn't the case by default, especially those in Nevada where there's plenty of light.
Maybe just due to a makeup artist, maybe just the effect of overhead lighting.
OR a throwback to his ancient roots as a Pharaoh's lackey.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 11:57, Share, Reply)

Verknallt in einen Talahon
More AI. This song is apparently No 48 in the top 10 in Germany.

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sun 18 Aug 2024, 16:56, Share, Reply)

no 48 in the top 10?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 20:52, Share, Reply)

I assume their charts are as broken as ours.
Mr Brightside is now in its 423rd week in the Top 100.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 21:46, Share, Reply)

I'm surprised we still have charts, how quaint.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 20 Aug 2024, 8:39, Share, Reply)

I find the charts really interesting.
It feels like a proper technical challenge to make them mean something again and not allow people to spam their way to the top.

I'd love the charts site to give you a big data pile to add your own weights and rules to. Design your own chart like you're Mike Read.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 13:21, Share, Reply)

Difficult to do I imagine.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:52, Share, Reply)

tf:dw

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 11:54, Share, Reply)

Great that's horrible.

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Zuowan, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 19:06, Share, Reply)

AI warning, Brb look away now.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Aug 2024, 3:27, Share, Reply)

Brb is still around?

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 13:50, Share, Reply)

If not he'll Be Right Back

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 16:11, Share, Reply)

unfortunately

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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 21:33, Share, Reply)

All of Lost explained in 90 seconds
except for how Hurley managed to stay fat after being marooned. Must have been eating the same stuff as Sam Tarly did when he was at the wall.

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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 23:15, Share, Reply)

Space monster teabags mars

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 22:01, Share, Reply)

5/10 no pubes.
Looks like a bum to me.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Aug 2024, 3:25, Share, Reply)

We've got plenty of those
on this planet

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 14:22, Share, Reply)

Ah yes, the early Ramones song.
Butt-Shaped Rock.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 14:48, Share, Reply)

I thought Arse-Shaped Rocks was Nirvana.

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jonbob loves you, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 21:13, Share, Reply)

Haha someone placed a pile of rocks beneath.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 20 Aug 2024, 1:38, Share, Reply)

Rock bottom...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 13:25, Share, Reply)

Reviewing racism
not a good hobby it turns out.

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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 20:15, Share, Reply)

Butts and tits and money NSFW

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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 18:38, Share, Reply)

Gets an insta-click as it's a new Knower song
Currently swinging between loving the bass line, not sure about the chorus, if that's the right word for it.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 10:45, Share, Reply)

8 years old
Butt's it was new to me, too.
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Sun 18 Aug 2024, 22:22, Share, Reply)

Louis Cole FTW!

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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 21:46, Share, Reply)

love it
love knower
(ozof, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 21:52, Share, Reply)

Sketch I made with Aisling Bea many moons ago I made this!
Long since hung up my comedy boots but she's not done too bad for herself since

(The Tramp Surveyor, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 15:20, Share, Reply)

I had (still have) a mad crush on her
All of the most lovely she is.
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TBL I posted this on, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 22:39, Share, Reply)

say hello
I once met her and wished I had hit on her more. Great woman.
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blupp relaxes harder, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 22:13, Share, Reply)

that was a good bit
what was the context, part of a production that was picked up, or 'back in the day' self-funded video trying to get noticed? didn't see any credits
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 1:06, Share, Reply)

thank you! yeah the latter, I knew her from the comedy scene so we just shot and edited it ourselves
(The Tramp Surveyor, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 6:04, Share, Reply)

She's gorgeous so she is

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 20 Aug 2024, 16:50, Share, Reply)

ok it looks like most b3tans have a crush on Aisling Bea.
Shes not interested though. Apart from me, I would take Aisling Bea out to Tea. Her and Me. Fiddle de dee.
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 19:56, Share, Reply)

I lived right next to the museum of Kent life for a while
so there you go
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crab_bloke), Tue 20 Aug 2024, 20:54, Share, Reply)

I always thought this was a brilliant cover

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simbosan liked your link on, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 10:10, Share, Reply)

Scala!!! trailer
with B3TA alumni Ben Whealtey (via zoom it seems) and quite possibly a few other who at least browsed here a couple of times. I don't know I'm not in the London scene. I was not expecting to see Ricky Baker but did recognise the ads for the Jackie Chan Fan Club screening straight away.

(TimChuma, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 1:56, Share, Reply)

Quickie from the golden age of sketch shows.
Are they still a thing?
Ed: mods, please to be fixing previews? The edit trick doesn’t work any more.

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jonbob loves you, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 23:20, Share, Reply)

Hale and Pace were BBC bland though
but of course occasional moments of rotflmao
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simbosan liked your link on, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 10:08, Share, Reply)

Mainly ITV bland, weren't they?
They might have had the 2nd best ITV comedy show after Spitting Image, but the 3rd best was Land Of Hope And Gloria, so y'know. You got what you were given in those days.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 17:15, Share, Reply)

Never understood why they were associated with the alternative comedy lot...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 21:57, Share, Reply)

Because they were an alternative to comedy?
From Wikipedia: ‘Victor Lewis-Smith once described the duo by saying "Gareth Hale is the unfunny one with the moustache and Norman Pace is the unfunny one without the moustache."’
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 14:54, Share, Reply)

This made oi larff

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simbosan liked your link on, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 10:44, Share, Reply)

Yorkshire Airlines has stood the test of time
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VLYpKGVBUg
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 20 Aug 2024, 13:30, Share, Reply)

Relatable
90's things.
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DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 19:24, Share, Reply)

And then we got the Internet.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 19:36, Share, Reply)

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