Some D for the weekend, sir?
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 11:52,
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Where
Funny?
SNL: Machine gun ‘comedy’. Fire hundreds of ‘jokes’ in the hope that one lands.
(, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 14:15, Reply)
They’ve been at it for nearly 50 years
So maybe that funny joke is due soon?
(, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 17:38, Reply)
Upvoted for the word spacca
Haven't heard that since when it was acceptable to say.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 23:56, Reply)
Looks more like he's off his tits
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 9:37,
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I had some once when it first arrived in the UK and hadn't been banned yet
- didn't do any thing much for me at all.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 14:59,
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This is where someone needs to insert the picture of Leo crawling into the Lamborghini.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 15:02,
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Thank you, I'd not seen that before.
Most amusing.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 15:09,
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Yeah, by all accounts it's generally like drinking lots of coffee,
but can be more like speed in certain cases.
I only said it because of its association with certain parts of Arabic culture...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 16:02,
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At The Christmas Party Hop – Christmas Records 1955-1961
I made this!
My annual Christmas mix, it's a bit like the regular ones except I cover an era rather than a year.
I also made an extremely garish cover image:
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Zuowan, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 19:17,
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Fun fact-
A friend was in his band, and said that in the tour bus Al did so much cocaine, he snorted it with a shoe horn.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 16:34,
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The Burglar Alarm Game
I made this!
Quick! Guess the code before it makes a bloody racket.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 10:01,
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13.6s
Utilising a modified binary search algorithm...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 17:11,
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Radio Times Christmas Telly ZX Spectrum Quiz
I made this!
I have made a quiz in BASIC about BBC One Christmas TV Schedules. You're shown the listings, and have to guess the year! Play online or download it to your Speccy.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 22:11, Reply)
Nice idea, but too many questions...
I stopped at 15. 12 would be more fitting, given the theme.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 22:51,
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Thanks!
Yes someone else said similar. I wasn't sure how much I could fit into 48KB but 24 seemed a Christmassy number that happened to fit! I've also had a suggestion to split them into shorter rounds of easy ones (more recent) and harder (older). Anyway thanks for trying it out!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 23:24, Reply)
I'm amazed that Raddyottimeez is still going
I can't even remember why I call it that
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simbosan Hello you cunt, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 7:01,
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49 points here
the Doctor Who titles were a big help, I guessed a couple of other years, and mostly got one year outs and decade bonuses. I only scored 0 on a couple.
Suggestions: Change the colour scheme so I don't go screen blind half way through, make an online version with a timer and global high score table, ditto Happosai's suggestion of 12 questions.
Very good game though, reminds me of the PD/coverdisk years.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 18:19,
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Chris Butler - The Devil Glitch
A former world record holder for the longest pop song from the guy behind one of the more tolerable Xmas songs.
Not terrible and actually a lot of fun. Some background info. Downloadable version.
He went on to crowd-source an extended version, The Major Glitch (website no longer online - you can stream/download it here, though), and start the Infinite Glitch project (playback currently broken unless you ignore security warnings for this).
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 21:17,
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Oh, FFS. YouTube just served up this for me:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmeQdJx60lY
Actually quite interesting to know the early DEVO and Chrissie Hynde connection.
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Varmint, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 22:00,
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What the actual fuck?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 21:24,
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Saudi Sovereign Wealth Fund, innit.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 23:57,
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After today,
I'm expecting something more like this...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 22:58,
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Unintentional penis
at 1:06
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 9:11,
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Elf on the Shelf
Song about elf possession. You be the judge of that comment.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 17:44,
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seven stories aniamtion
I made this!
Narrative as a card tower - animation from cards
(, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 14:48, Reply)
I'm not really sure
what's going on, but whatever it is, I like it.
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FridgeBadger, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 16:09,
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This is amazing!
I love this - this is the best new YouTube I've seen this year. It's a lovely piece of art, I hope everyone appreciates it as much as I do - which is hugely. Thank you
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rowlification 今は今, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 13:56,
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The fact people are still taking the piss
arguably proves that it's a strong image.
Money and art is insane (and often a tax dodge), but just done an image search for Maurizio Cattelan, and his exhibitions look really enjoyable. I am PRO BANANA.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 23:30,
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Yes, but the problem with these stupid works of art is that the only message the artist can put forward with them is "artists are pretentious wankers supported by monied idiots".
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jonbob loves you, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 0:35,
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Art galleries wouldn't be as fun without the daft conceptual shit,
and I'm pretty sure his stuff is supposed to be funny.
The problem with the silly money is that it becomes about the money.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 10:04,
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that's like saying that half the world ranting about the horror of Trump means Trump is a good thing!
(he isn't)
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simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 4:34,
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Most people couldn't be that big a cunt, though.
It looks easy, but takes skill.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 9:54,
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Can politics be art?
I guess performative cruelty is by definition a performance, but the 'work' actually affects policy and laws. Can crimes against humanity be art?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 17:16,
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They don’t call them bullshit artists for nothing.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 18:09,
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www.theguardian.com/uk/2002/sep/11/arts.september11
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 18:51,
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Death of a Unicorn
Ok, this has my attention.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 19:45,
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Looks terrible, thanks for the warning.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 13:00,
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Oh I'm not expecting a masterpiece by any means, more something on the level of Cocaine Bear.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 14:51,
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The AI Don't Work
I made this!
I made a filk. Please to enjoy, or not.
(, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 18:01, Reply)
Alien Lobster needs to spread Xmas cheer
I made this!
The weirdest Xmas greeting you never new you needed to share with all your friends and family and even people who don't know you very well!!
Perhaps if you make particular effort to share it with people who don't know you very well, it could be like a social experiment type thing. I'm sure that would end well!
(, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 10:23, Reply)
First time I see something like this - Lottery winnings simulator
I found this winnings simulator that shows what you could've win using your lucky numbers. Interesting to see how much I would've lost in any of the lotteries :D
(, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 8:28, Reply)
You must be very proud!
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 18 Dec 2024, 19:54,
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Is there another series of Entertainment USA in the pipeline, Jonathan?
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Zuowan, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 21:23,
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I missed my B3Tday, but this is what I would have posted
There are a few 'culture' audiobooks on this channel. If you need something on for a dozen hours, there are worse things to have on.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 0:31,
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Well, that's one way to make Feersum Enjin tolerable.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 0:28,
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UK Gov consultation on AI and copyright
TLDR: you can respond to the Gov's proposed plan to re-write copyright law to allow AI bros to mine your stuff by default, while creators must actively assert their rights to opt out.
Not funny, sorry, but may be of interest to b3tards.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 19:42,
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It is of interest
and I'm opposed to having my ever so creatively stolen work being algorithmically STOLEN by AI because I'm a hypocrite with no sense of irony.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 20:18,
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It doesn’t seem that different to an art student being inspired by copyrighted works.
In principle, anyway. Obviously in practice a person doing their own research at a human pace is nothing like the automated scraping of everything on the web.
Ironically, “technical solutions” as politicians like to call them never work; companies outside the UK can ignore whatever laws we make and anyone else can get around technical restrictions if they’re determined to.
See: The Evil Bit.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 21:02,
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What a load of tripe
'AI developers are similarly finding it difficult to navigate copyright law in the UK, and this legal uncertainty is undermining investment in and adoption of AI technology.'
If you accept that law stops a potential business model from working then removing/changing that law is simply legalising the illegal.
What next? We have this wonderful paid assassination business model but its expansion is being prevented by laws against murder.
(, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 7:26, Reply)
Has this never been posted before?
Really? REALLY?!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 10:50,
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It really, really has
b3ta.com/links/Radiator_Bleeding_with_Christopher_Eccleston
I knew I'd watched this before, and must have seen it on b3ta!
(, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 17:13, Reply)
Total Skills
No use to humanity other that reminding us that we are humanity, and it can be fun.
(, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 22:42, Reply)
Awesome skills.
I'm not entirely sure about the messing around with epoxy rather than just a glass top, but that's just me.
Also a hell of a lot of work for something that looks a bit too much like a toilet seat?
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 9:20,
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It's a woodworking video on youtube. It has to use epoxy. It's the law. Otherwise it's just "look what I programmed my CNC mill to make".
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 10:00,
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He started a YouTube channel and went blind from huffing too much epoxy.*
*Possibly
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 17:27,
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I assumed it was plaid poisoning.
That or too many biscuits.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 19:43,
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I have so many problems with this project
and it looking like a piss-covered toilet seat is probably chief among them.
The epoxy has the look of urine. The bends, elevation changes and dead spots deliberately situated inside tunnels are unforced errors. The lights make it tacky. The plastic controller box looks like absolute crap (the man works in wood, he has the technology, money and time to make a wooden box to replace the cheap plastic crap but instead 3d prints more cheap plastic crap). The magnetic prop rod thing is obviously an amateur afterthought posing as a design choice.
At least the video was well produced.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 16:09,
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And the slightest jolt from putting anything down on the surface
will derail a T-Gauge train like an earthquake.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 17:45,
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