I didn't even know this was a sport
but I much prefer it to watching nearly naked fat blokes grabbing each other
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 6 May 2025, 22:21,
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Me sneaking to the fridge at 3am to have a sausage roll without waking the dog.
(, Tue 6 May 2025, 22:43, Reply)
So you gave in
I'd been resisting that impulse.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 8 May 2025, 16:47,
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I don't know why it's called animal abuse.
They're usually quite receptive to it.
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 18:32, Reply)
tai chi innit, spelled propah
Reminds me of watching praying mantis
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simbosan is too tired, Wed 7 May 2025, 5:23,
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I can appreciate this.
I'm wondering why that sword is so wobbly though.
(, Mon 12 May 2025, 19:14, Reply)
It's very interested in that woman's large arse. WTF? You'd think it was a game about arses.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 7 May 2025, 9:34,
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May Contain Recta Inappropriate For Children
Visit ARSB For More Information
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 7 May 2025, 11:42,
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Teenage boys just might be the target market.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 May 2025, 14:24,
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Er excuse me, can we all just get onboard and agree to capitalise black for some fucking reason? Fucks sake, is a minor linguistic change that unbalances the whole system too much to ask? Next someone's going to make a race-based assumption about sexual preference for sweet, sweet fat asses.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 7 May 2025, 17:33,
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This race thing is bullshit.
The only people without melanin are albino.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 8 May 2025, 17:09,
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It's very interested in fatties, strippers and watersports.
It's clearly a game about your mum.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 May 2025, 21:59,
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I'm going to wait until they release Bootyball Manager 26
Was going to make a Booty Hill pun instead, but thought bugger all would remember the reference
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 8 May 2025, 6:25,
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Is this still a parody?
Or has it now been wholly adopted as a societal template?
And how long do we give it before Trump is quoted obliviously passing social commentary over clips from it?
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 7 May 2025, 11:48,
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I can’t hear that tune without thinking of Scroob.
At this rate HL3 will be out first.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 7 May 2025, 13:38,
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Didn't they already do a version based on Miami?
pretty sure I remember playing it
It might have been glamourous in the late 80s, now it has the looks of a place whose best days are behind it. It's basically the closest shopping mall for latin americans to get cheap flatscreens from bestbuy, hasn't been hip in a while. Even the gays are avoiding it, going up to fort lauderdale. Odd choice to revisit and push the miami vice angle, but I guess there's still plenty of crime there
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 8 May 2025, 6:36,
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ah, that'd be it
I think I played it before visiting the first time, which gave me a vague deja vu about the layout. Would have been nice for them to pick a new place, but I guess GTA Cleveland wouldn't sell as many units
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 8 May 2025, 22:57,
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Lots of scope here for making Boards Of Canada videos.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 May 2025, 20:21,
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Back in Bow River - Cold Chisel
some of you might dig it. One of the better aussie pub rock bands. didn't get much airplay internationally but were very popular there
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 6 May 2025, 11:48,
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I kissed a girl
No, not that one, the first one.
Unfortunately, Jill died last Thursday. Surprising how often I hear about people for the first time these days by reading their obituary.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 6 May 2025, 0:45,
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And it will never repeat.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 6 May 2025, 0:47,
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Not quite circles
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 6 May 2025, 9:50,
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In a proper universe pi would be three
this one is shit
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 6 May 2025, 11:44,
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If the universe was curved correctly it could be 3
I think...
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simbosan is too tired, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:17,
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Would pi=4 suffice?
youtu.be/eg2e7JXeZSQ
This one is a bit too advanced for me but I’ve enjoyed some of his other videos. I do admire the way he wields his marker pens though.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 7 May 2025, 5:24,
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Next up: Pi being unreasonable.
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Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Wed 7 May 2025, 8:38,
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The Sad Edition
Mugs is back. Its your fault. If you say you like him then he'll keep returning.
(, Mon 5 May 2025, 15:01, Reply)
Yeah.
Maybe a should have done a few more happy hits before the depression episode
(, Mon 5 May 2025, 17:31, Reply)
IDK
I like how it gives Mugs some depth and a view of how energy and imagination in kids can also escalate into making little things a big deal to them.
It's very much in character as Mugs tends to creatively over-think his daily experiences and vent frustrations through his art.
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DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Wed 7 May 2025, 14:42,
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Great stuff :)
Reckon Tom Tom, Noodles and Robin will come round—either that or hang you from the coat hooks by your undercrackers. Either way, these are great! Keep them coming.
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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 5 May 2025, 16:27,
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reminds me of going to some software expo
Trying not to get in conversation with the weirdos, one always picks you out and expects you to share his enthusiasm for release 4.41
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simbosan is too tired, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:24,
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Yayy! :-)
Or do I mean:
Booo :-(
Or maybe
Yoooo and Bayyy! :-|
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 6 May 2025, 22:11,
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the younger demographic love toooobeeeeeee
Although I think some of the social commentary was lost on them :)
(, Wed 7 May 2025, 9:22, Reply)
I don't actually think the tone affected their enjoyment too much
But they did miss some of the previous silliness of Mugs's imagination.
(, Wed 7 May 2025, 22:15, Reply)
Please don’t be *parp*
Fuck it. It’s obviously going to be shit.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 4 May 2025, 14:41,
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I'm certainly not going to be rushing out to watch it
But I did a guilty LOL at the last 5 seconds so the trailer gets a click!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 4 May 2025, 15:32,
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If it comes up as free to watch on streaming
it may be worth watching while eating an Iceland pizza and a can of own-brand lager. Yeah. A cheap fun night in.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 4 May 2025, 16:45,
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Everyone has their own beer, didn't you know?
visitrapscallion.com/beers/
www.beer52.com/shop/product/northern-monk/rapscallion/2731
EDIT : In case you ask, here's mine
electricbearbrewing.com/products/whats-my-name-again-4-4-pale-ale?variant=40185070321744
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 5 May 2025, 11:53,
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Without giving the game away, it appears I do too
missinglinkbrewing.com/products/gibbon-american-pale-ale-440ml-4-8
(, Tue 6 May 2025, 16:49, Reply)
You know, I heckin' do
I brewed up a batch of beer three weeks ago and bottled it over the weekend so yes. I do have Old Garold's Peculiar. It's a thing.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 6 May 2025, 11:16,
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Sounds great, I like Old Peculiar
I used to brew a lot, beer and wine.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 May 2025, 20:26,
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The whole point of Drebin, the whole reason the comedy worked, was because he was incompetent.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 4 May 2025, 17:07,
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I do recall the start of the first one he wasn't until the very last second
Possibly the third too. If this is the start then it could play into that, maybe. Maybe not
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 4 May 2025, 17:55,
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Are we talking about the show or the films?
Drebin was definitely more of the straight man in the TV show.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 4 May 2025, 18:17,
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What would you expect from the guy who's only source of humour is....
"Hey Lois/Stewie/Joe, Remember the time when i (Hobbie/Weird Occupation) (With/For/At) (Famous Personality!"
(Cuts to a random prompt that has nothing to do with the actual story)
NOW LAUGH!!!!!
(, Sun 4 May 2025, 18:39, Reply)
Gonna be terrible
Seth MacFarlane AND Liam Neeson? How did that Western work out for them? Oh yeah. How Neeson continually gets comedy and action gigs is utterly beyond me.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 5 May 2025, 0:08,
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To be fair that revenge black comedy he was in was quite good.
But he played that one entirely straight.
Cold Pursuit I think it was called.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 5 May 2025, 2:41,
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That looks well pony
I expect it to be advertised on the side of every bus for months.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 5 May 2025, 1:38,
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reminds me of when steve martin decided to piss on seller's pink panther legacy
that zucker/abrahams schtick has been on an increasing tired downhill slide for decades, after the days of Airplane! Top Secret and Naked Gun.
My guess is that there'll be a few mediocre pastiches of modern cop/crime shows, but it'll mostly be callbacks to the previous movies relying on sentimentally to mask the lack of coming up with new jokes.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 5 May 2025, 4:17,
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Exception for me was Steve Carell in Nu Get Smart.
Done very well IMO.
On the non-comedy front, The Man From UNCLE remake/prequel was also great, and superbly cast.
Very few are good though, you're right.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 5 May 2025, 10:17,
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yeah, it wasn't terrible
I think it's because Carrell made it more his own. The don adams smart was cocky but knew when he was always stuffing up and the humour was him carrying on anyway. Carrel was more an oblivious mr bean like take on smart.
Martin was just doing a bad sellers impression, and it looks like Neeson is just doing a Nielson. All it does is make you wish for the original, instead it's like an SNL sketch. I don't know, the preview isn't much to go on. maybe it wont be predictably disappointing
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 5 May 2025, 11:43,
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Only part of the trailer that got a laugh from me was the sons all lined up with photos of their Dads...
Gets to OJ and "Nope".
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 5 May 2025, 13:36,
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They should have dusted off Peter Lupus and have him look quizzically at the camera.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 5 May 2025, 20:25,
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Any James fans?
Live At The Acropolis was released yesterday. It was filmed using fourteen 4k cameras and is in Dolby Atmos. Bloody amazing. It's like being there.
(, Sat 3 May 2025, 17:16, Reply)
I like the bit where he gets possessed.
Although I only really know "sit down '98"
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 May 2025, 21:41,
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I do like the
cult leader energy that Tim has live. I've seen him hold hands with an audience member for for longer than is comfortable.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 4 May 2025, 11:20,
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Philipp Läng’s Klängngbus
This is amazing.
Exactly my sort of eccentric nonsense
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LP, Sat 3 May 2025, 12:42,
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Nothing closer ties with the EU and more New Britons can't fix
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 3 May 2025, 3:58,
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As much as I don't love procedurally generated content.
I do love content that looks like procedurally generated content.
(, Fri 2 May 2025, 21:46, Reply)
If
You spent as much time being creative as you do moaning on here, perhaps there'd be nothing to moan about kiddo.
(, Fri 2 May 2025, 22:09, Reply)
Doopiidoo would be a good example of a creative use of procedurally generated content.
Typing 'Nicolas Cage in a Cage' into to a shitty boilerplate LLM and then uploading the results to YouTube is not.
But kudos for having the backbone to keep the link up this time, unlike your 'mate' who deleted his thread at the slightest whiff of criticism. Well done.
(, Sat 3 May 2025, 6:04, Reply)
Nice little bite from big old you
Being big and arsey on the internet is all a bit 90s though isn't it? Is this your retirement gig?
You perhaps think your unsolicited interjections hit some imagined target you masturbate over, or simply do it to impress your online friends.
I'm 51. It's tiring to see this from folk who may also be my age or older.
I'm simply having a laugh with my mate. Criticism is fine. I also don't want a world where AI replaces genuine artistic endeavours.
But don't bully my mate or say things like he has no backbone and spread lies that we're both the same person.
If you want my personal contact details just say, Mister Backbone. My PM box is open.
Love and respect,
John
(, Sat 3 May 2025, 19:36, Reply)
Yeah, I know
We could have a quick call on discord between me, you and Logovend to disabuse you of the crap that we're the same person but I knew you wouldn't take me up on it. Because you're hot air.
(, Sat 3 May 2025, 20:52, Reply)
He's quite unique.
Make sure to call him "bibinos" any chance you get, he loves it.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 3 May 2025, 10:27,
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Yeah, I know
NSFW
I made this!
Wrote this with a mate using an analogue pen and paper. He got a bit daring and used a microphone, ableton live and some plugins for the audio. Image and animations are AI. Because we have a budget of zero pounds.
But if you have the budget to offer for real actors and locations I'm all ears.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRR0JabwCAM
(, Fri 2 May 2025, 20:36, Reply)
You could ask tramps
Tramps would do it for 10 B&H and a bottle of frosty jacks
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 2 May 2025, 21:16,
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lol
I'm just doing it having a laugh with my mate. He lives in Barcelona, I live in London. Reason to hang out over Zoom innit.
(I reckon the tramps in Barcelona might be cheaper though).
(, Fri 2 May 2025, 21:28, Reply)
I don't know what the Barcelona equivalent of frosty jacks is?
Maybe a rioja from Aldi?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 2 May 2025, 21:44,
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lol
He's my mate. Do you think he doesn't have friends or ones who know B3ta?
(, Fri 2 May 2025, 21:56, Reply)
True ...
... this is my mate, the other person involved in this project. Who I've actually fallen out with. It would be pretty fucking elaborate to seed B3ta accounts 20 and 15 year ago, just to do this and annoy you. Go look at accounts, by erm, clicking on our names.
I mean come on Tony, you want to defund the police, but what's going to replace them? You're really not cutting the mustard with your detective work here, are we?
(, Sat 3 May 2025, 8:33, Reply)
Why are you posting this!!! How do you even know about it!!
Mate, you have some gall posting this up here. You piked on the project six months ago, never did any of the heavy lifting. How did you even see this project, did Brian tell you??? I told him not to show you the final thing. And you've been avoiding my calls and whatsapps for ages. Probably because you still owe me that £540! Any sign of that?
You didn't see it was already posted here and then taken down and you can hardly claim it was 'I made this' when I did the lions' share of the work.
And you can't even post a you-tube link here properly! Hahahah!
And get me my money!
(, Sat 3 May 2025, 8:39, Reply)
Forever shitting lego dog.
Charming.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 2 May 2025, 19:32,
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I’m somewhat disappointed.
Was expecting poo pellets and some sort of hopper system instead of just a brown chain.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 4 May 2025, 21:30,
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Hermeto Pascoal - Música da Lagoa
An old link but at least we still know that Father Christmas has a nice time on his summer holidays.
(, Fri 2 May 2025, 16:52, Reply)
I'm not sure what I've just watched
But I reached the end so it gets a click!
Marvellously bonkers.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 2 May 2025, 18:54,
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Jethro Tull have changed since I last saw them.
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antmulder Flick your icefloss, Sat 3 May 2025, 9:48,
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Buzzled - a hexagonal number puzzle
I made this!
I made a number logic puzzle!
Colour the hexes black or yellow to match the colour sum for that row. Different levels of difficultly for casual players and puzzle enthusiasts. Plus when you've completed it you've made a pretty pattern to sit back and admire. Guaranteed more fun than getting on with your work!
(, Fri 2 May 2025, 12:46, Reply)
That's actually really good. One you work out an opening there's a nice logical progression through to the solution.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 2 May 2025, 14:20,
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Curse you!
This is great...
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 2 May 2025, 17:45,
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Very very good
Disappointed in myself that I couldn't see the logical solution to Master, without essentially brute-forcing it.
Are they all guaranteed just a single solution?
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Sat 3 May 2025, 9:34,
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I find Master extremely difficult, yet I know players who can solved it in under a minute. I believe there can sometimes (but not always) be more than one possible solution
(, Tue 6 May 2025, 12:05, Reply)
I really like this.
The only thing I would add is a way to access past puzzles.
(, Wed 7 May 2025, 12:09, Reply)
Been playing the daily games for a few weeks.
(At classic level.) Just tried a master-level one for the first time and did it in 8 minutes.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 7 May 2025, 16:28,
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Tactical Vote
(to stop the tories, may not stop Deform UK)
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 1 May 2025, 16:42,
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Just the 7-inch version
- cause they're only local elections.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W5aKwrsYIM
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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Thu 1 May 2025, 17:04,
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Part of me wants them to win a couple of councils.
A bitter pill to swallow but perhaps people need to see what they’d be like when they actually have to fix things instead of just constantly complaining that they’re broken.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 1 May 2025, 19:47,
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Deform, you mean?
My local candidate looks like he sells cocaine at 'spoons when he's not out badger baiting.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 1 May 2025, 20:15,
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He sounds like MY kind of politician
so many are unrelatable.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 2 May 2025, 8:06,
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And they dont listen to the silent majority
Who like that sort of thing*
*citation needed
(, Fri 2 May 2025, 14:11, Reply)
Who wants to be the next Thanet though?
Ramsgate is a shithole, but UKIP enshittened it much higher.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-40691149
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 2 May 2025, 8:08,
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It seems I got my wish.
Can’t say that I wanted them to win my council though.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 2 May 2025, 19:04,
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The genie in the lamp
was just fag ash.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 2 May 2025, 19:37,
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When they eventually bankrupt every council
They can just blame it on the national government right in time for the next general election
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 2 May 2025, 21:18,
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I'd like to say that it's too late for that...
...that it was the tories who cut the local government grants in half. But that won't stop Deform saying it anyway. And people will believe them. *smh*
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jonbob loves you, Fri 2 May 2025, 21:47,
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You sat that like they went lie about absolutely everything anyway
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 2 May 2025, 21:49,
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On the bright side they're taking more idiot and cunt votes from the right than the left (who are already split 3-5 ways).
If the next GE reflects this result (unlikely but it's fun to imagine) we could have a lefty coalition with its minority partners demanding voting reform with opposition Deformists support. Once fptp is dead we could all start voting for who we actually want!
More likely, I think, the Tories remain toxic, Deform makes noise but only 20-30% of the vote, LDs remember how to campaign and take ~10 seats. Labour remain unpopular but can also effectively campaign and win a small majority, and so voting reform remains off the table.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 2 May 2025, 22:18,
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