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This is a link post Parker dishes the dirt I made this!
Everybody's favourite marionette manservant dishes some home truths about Virgil and cracks some toilet gags into the bargain.
(AVR2, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
Love this
 (I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 8:18, Reply)
This is a link post Release the list!
Release the list!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 19 Jul 2025, 15:55, Reply)
This is a link post I can't spell golf ... I made this!
... and I can't make music either, neither can my friend. So we made a video for it.

Bit of politics ... as Ben Elton used to say.
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay
I like that
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 19 Jul 2025, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post why,
thank you
 (Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this but....
...i don't get it?!
 (slipmatt Thats sooper dooper, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, same boat ...
... i feel the same way, and I made it. More of a just sort of art madness thing. It's not something with loads of ... i dunno meaning or owt ... this is the first one and they're only gonna get worse I suspect.
 (Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post What did you make it all with?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 21:26, Reply)
This is a link post X-ray backscatter with compressed sensing algorithm
Have some science.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as X-ray back scratcher.
I want a back scratcher that uses x-rays to work out where I need a scratch.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 10:52, Reply)
This is a link post Tim does gears


(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
What a chill video about gears. Thanks for hooking me up.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 15:55, Reply)
This is a link post What's useful in terms of strength workouts for over 50s
thought some of you might be interested.
this bloke was a schoolmate of my brothers (not mine), and has a channel called Fit, Grey, Strong.
has a sport science background and goes through the current scientific evidence base

TLDW? studies show that doing a single rep of any exercise 2 to 3 times a week gives you as much benefit as doing multiple reps each time
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 6:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Does it require any effort by me?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post You need to click Play
but only once a week
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post you don't want to go clicking on your first workout
start with some gentle mouse wheel scrolls to build strength and confidence, then only click on the video if you have someone spotting you
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I just watch Twitch streams of people clicking on things.

(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm building up to that by reading comments about clicking.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 19 Jul 2025, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I do resistance exercises 3 times a week
Big difference
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post big difference with what?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 5:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Just sits there saying "Ohm"

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 7:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Resistance Training
I've been resistance training for years. Three times a week I strenuously resist doing any exercise.
 (superted, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 17:55, Reply)
This is a link post Now for an short ad break
Landon doesn't just do makeup and bitchiness.
Bevor Sie zu YouTube weitergehen


 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 18 Jul 2025, 20:39, Reply)
This is a link post Big,
If True
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I won't hold my breath.
Religions have been facilitating mass child abuse and still get to tell people how to behave and are respected by the faithful. Why should MAGA be any different.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 18 Jul 2025, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post This'll finish him for SURE.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post You know the more i read about this trump guy the less i like him

(dyllon nice beaver., Fri 18 Jul 2025, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Much more entertaining than the last bloke, though.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Boring is underrated
I don't want political leaders to be entertaining.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 19 Jul 2025, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post "Just a touch of aspergers"
www.tiktok.com/@funnieststandup/video/7357112776994721067
 (dyllon nice beaver., Sun 20 Jul 2025, 22:00, Reply)
This is a link post Loafnan O’Beefran

(ohidunno, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post +1 Gary Bussey

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 17:11, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 4:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Yoda's fugly cousin

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 18 Jul 2025, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Naked mogwai

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You should clear your search history now and then

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I do tend to search for some esoteric stuff
...for the IC, obviously.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Odd.
I clearly remember the puppet but haven’t seen the film that it’s from.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 16:20, Reply)
This is a link post Centuries of Sound - 1950 Part Two I made this!
Part two of the mix based around a project called "1950 The Bomb In The Heart of The Century" - Three hours and twenty minutes of original sounds from 1950. Blog post, tracklist, mixcloud player, etc. all under the link.

Next up - the year 2000!
1950 Part Two


 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 22:02, Reply)
This is a link post Hengist has a bone! - Dogs Dogs Dogs Dogs Dogs Dogs Dogs I made this!
Meet Hengist - he has a bone. He is ever so pleased about his bone. It's a really beautiful bone! What will he do with it, do you think? Why not watch, and find out?

This is an early test for our new project, Dogs Dogs Dogs Dogs Dogs Dogs Dogs. More will follow soon!

We are mucking about with Unreal Engine, making a bunch of stupid dogs that we can control. It has become obvious during this process that we are as a result building a Dog Simulator, which we are calling Dog Simulator 9000, that we may well end up publishing in its own right. The dogs are great fun to just drive around.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 16 Jul 2025, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Dog simulator you say
Where do I sign up?!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post We're still building it at the moment
very early days. hopefully we will actually announce it as a game at some point!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 16 Jul 2025, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Puppy Space Agency?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post good plan

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 17 Jul 2025, 0:55, Reply)
This is a normal post BRUTAL plan

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Pugggs in Spaaaace

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post very good
and yes, we should send them to space (we are not likely to send them anywhere except the park for the foreseeable future)
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 18 Jul 2025, 0:25, Reply)
This is a normal post This was a close rendition
of our younger dog. There's a documentarian in you, somewhere.
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 17 Jul 2025, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post yes this is all based on careful observation
and documentation of real behaviour. it's science, basically.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 18 Jul 2025, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't wait
for the eating cat shit and shagging objects episodes.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 18 Jul 2025, 2:40, Reply)
This is a normal post You're getting confused with Joel
badum and also tish
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 18 Jul 2025, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post factually accurate

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 18 Jul 2025, 16:33, Reply)
This is a link post Could You Have Landed a Job at Vogue in the ’90s?
Use inspect to delete the paywall or use other means
Could You Have Landed a Job at Vogue in the ’90s?


 (stoodles non-bio, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 16:44, Reply)
This is a link post Reports that they're reverting to the dark ages in the USA may be onto something

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post says someone living in a country where a child just died with measles

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post The one in the UK? Second measles death in five years.
Or the one a few months ago in the U.S., one of three deaths so far this year?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I wasn't intending to make a direct comparison because the situation is worse there.
My only point is that we're not really in much of a position to affect superiority (not that garold was, I'm sure) because the direction of travel is depressing here too.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Or the 13.5 percent of U.S. households that were food insecure at some time during 2023
I'd prefer to live in the country where one kid dies from measles than the one where a good chunk literally can't afford food (or medical treatment)
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post it was 11% in the uk 2022/23
I doubt it has improved recently
 (sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't doubt it
but I stand by what I said as a preference.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 2:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably won't be
just one kid for long. Antivax fuckwits are growing in number everywhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Very sad for immune suppressed people.
As for the rest, think of it as a gullibility cull.
I was just reading today about frontal lobe deficiencies, cited as a cause of rigidity and lack of critical thinking in fundies.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 16 Jul 2025, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post It would be nice to think of it as just a problem for anti-vaxxers
But low vaccine uptake results in a failure of herd immunity and a much higher infection rate. If vaccines guaranteed protection that would be fine, but they don't. It also seems reasonable to assume that higher infection rates would result in higher mutation rates and faster evolution of vaccine-resistant strains.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I know, I know, wishful thinking on my part.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 16 Jul 2025, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Well,it's hardly the kids' fault if they have thick parents,
and you don't get the vaccine for a year, so no kids are safe unless there's a good take-up rate.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd forgotten about the delay in giving it.
I'm pretty sure I was one of the kids who didn't get it, subsequently getting measles and rubella.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 16 Jul 2025, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm waiting for the next time the anti-vax cunts set up stall in Manchester's Piccadilly Gardens...
I've got plans...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That's rather ironic, don't you think?
That they are growing in number, that is
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 2:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd rather my kids have measles than autism.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Far too easy.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post My dad used this argument
Was kind of undermined by learning at that moment that his grandson was autistic, and that the family would rather have him that way than dead from measels.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Awks
Yet deserved
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 18 Jul 2025, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Plague aside, if you get rid of your gardeners and don't maintain them yourself then don't be surprised if the rats move in

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 9:20, Reply)
This is a link post This "Cult leader" seems like a sensible sort of chap


(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 7:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah yes, I'd forgotten what Musk looked like before the hair transplant.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought cult leaders had to have charisma..?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks like most people at his pool party are there for the pool party

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post The idea of debating and boxing him is intriguing
but... ... He's clearly developmentally disabled or otherwise neuro-diverse. It doesn't seem fair or decent to fight him or even humour him.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I think cult guy has specifically 'beefed' sceptic guy
But yeah, he seems deluded / deranged - or maybe he's just off his tits.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Acid casualty, maybe.
Or whatever the modern day equivalent is. I'm not up to date with the new research chemicals.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 19:27, Reply)
This is a link post is this something the usual british dude or dudette will find funny? I made this!
i made this a few months ago w my friends :3
(SmithToons, Tue 15 Jul 2025, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post hello

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 15 Jul 2025, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Calling us dudes and dudettes isn't a good start to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 15 Jul 2025, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Dude is a pejorative term,
but as a British chap the answer is no, I did not find it funny. Soz.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 15 Jul 2025, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Dude is a only pejorative term to those who are about 120 years old.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 15 Jul 2025, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post It got made, which is impressive. I liked the vintage touches.
I have a few creative and technical criticisms:
The plot seems AImless and disjointed. The jokes seem incidental and AImless, with some seeming incomplete or only partially told (bass fishing, for example).

The audio elements are not all animated, or alternatively, the sound effects describe events that do not occur visually. I get that they are classic samples, but references should make sense.

The audio quality of the different voice actors is jarringly disparate. If I were producing this I'd get the lady to re-record everything (hers is the least good quality mic, and her recording distorts several times), and I'd use filtering and other effects to lower the quality of the other actors' recordings to match hers. I'd then place the voices in an acoustic space designed to match the visuals.

May I presume to suggest your next project is first written, rewritten, then storyboarded, then re-rewritten and re-storyboarded, then record the audio, produce the audio, make an animatic storyboard, make any final changes, then animate.

Apologies for the blunt cuntiness. Congratulations on actually finishing and releasing something!
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 15 Jul 2025, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I did not click this

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 16:09, Reply)
This is a link post Gregg & John
Together one last time. (Previously posted in 2011, worth another outing today)
(annexia, Tue 15 Jul 2025, 19:27, Reply)
This is a link post Mark Williams Dances Metal
just 13:11 to about 15:03
from an episode of Industrial Revelations
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 15 Jul 2025, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post First glance at the preview pic, I thought that was Tommy Robinson

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 15 Jul 2025, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Something about hanging around places where there are loads of locks

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 15 Jul 2025, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Peterson

(Sherbs, Tue 15 Jul 2025, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved all theses series
As a frustrated (and poor) Aussie Anglophile, this has been as close as I’ve been able to get, so far, to seeing the amazing history of the British isles. He’s such an enthused and talented presenter too - brings what could be dull, technical subject matter to life.
 (CoffeeBlackTrashWhite, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 22:26, Reply)
This is a link post David Kaff, Spinal Tap keyboardist and musician, dies aged 79

This makes me sad
RIP Dave
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 15 Jul 2025, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Have a dead time, all of the time.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 15 Jul 2025, 16:06, Reply)
This is a link post The full history of Metal Hurlant magazine...
... en Francais, avec sous-titres Anglais.
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 14 Jul 2025, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post “Mad story” rather than “full history”.
If my memories of my AO Level are correct.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 15 Jul 2025, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Crazy, not mad.
I think madness is “folie”.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 15 Jul 2025, 14:37, Reply)
This is a link post Gaza: How to Survive a Warzone
The BBC documentary that the BBC banned.

The young lad who's dad is a minor agricultural official (the supposed reason it broke editorial guidelines) is barely in it - he introduces the film and narrates a handful of words.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 14 Jul 2025, 19:25, Reply)

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