This became topical again
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 17:36,
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Oh I do like this
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 22:23,
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agreed
bluesky is a disgusting swamp of lefty paeo trans fags that glorified her death, literally wishing she died in pain....and yet x is the problem? Not seen one person on x making memes about this murder = If you use bluesky, there is a probability you did not acknowledge the riot in London the other night by Moroccans after they lost a shitty football game played in america,,,,fuck me!
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Ip adresses are so revealing
Den of cunts...and many here too....if you know, you KNOW
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What a weird piece of shit you are
Shouldn't you be back on 4chan?
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simbosan is too tired, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 9:19,
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da bad people at bluesky hurt him
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 15:24,
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Hi! Have you considered deleting your account and killing yourself?
Why are you so hostile to unionised workforces, social equality, homosexuals, transsexuals, etc? Is it because you're a fucking stupid fucking cunt whose entire existence is defined by fear?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 16:28,
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Widdecombe was a cunt. I hope they drop her fucking coffin.
And just about everyone here will confirm that as well as being a cunt, I'm a long fucking way from being a 'lefty'.
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I think the best thing you could say about her
is that she was an endearing eccentric and so her loathsome views and opinions seemed fringe and oddball. She was adored by people who shared her politics, but everyone else treated her a bit dotty and she was about as likely to change public opinion as someone's racist nan.
Horrible way to go, mind you, and at a human level, I think it's all rather sad.
Thank god it wasn't someone ethnic who did the murdering though because the way politics is right now there'd be riots.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 12:59,
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What?
you spend too much time on the internet. Get a hobby.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 12:53,
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I think Richie Havens opened the original Woodstock festival
anyway, saw him many years ago, love this version of Lady Madonna and it's under 2 mins.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 10:19,
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The first big gig I went to was Genesis in 77
Richie Havens opened and he was just incredible. Never forget his intensity and power.
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simbosan is too tired, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 11:46,
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Let's lighten the mood a bit.
Yes brb, it's a short, but it's long enough.
They've also been seen chanting "we're getting deported*" en masse in a branch of Walmart.
* To the tune of the chorus from Seven Nation Army.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 6:18,
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I block shorts with extensions nowadays so you should be alright.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 0:00,
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Wasn't me, by the way.
I just want to make that clear, following my recent reply on /board
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The fact this is above the Murder She Wrote video
Is highly HIGHLY suspect.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 16:04,
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"Did you hear that politician Anne was murdered?"
"Widdecombe?"
"No, wid a [insert murder weapon here]."
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Christ, it's 20 years since I first heard that joke about Reese Witherspoon,
finally it's possible to use it for real.
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The VILE HATER murdered in HAYTOR VALE
If the police aren't looking for a white man called Wan Addecombe then what are they doing?
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 10 Jul 2026, 16:53,
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"The murder of Ann Widdecombe proves how important the £5 million donation for my security really is"
--Nigel Farage, tomorrow.
"I can't wait to see what she has left me in her will"
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 10 Jul 2026, 16:58,
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Top prediction here BTW
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 17:28,
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Graham Linehan: See, i told you...
Jess Philips: See, i told you...
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Well obviously it wasn't you. The guy's 26.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 18:26,
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Apparently the police were struggling to assemble a list of suspects...
...Now that BT don't print the phone book.
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I note the fact that the press wrote
"a 26-year-old white British man" I assume to stop the mobile pitchfork mob instantly targeting anyone who may not look like they where born in this country.
Also, We require a statement with an alibi please to eliminate you from our enquiries.....
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TBL I posted this on, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 22:02,
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The press wrote that because it's a quote from the police
Stop with the conspiracy theories.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 10 Jul 2026, 22:44,
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Police will have said it to
stop more Farage riots though, won't they?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 22:55,
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On contemplation I reckon she was just trying to help the chap.
Down tools as she didn't for years.
I like feeling safe at home and she did herself but did not deserve to be done in.
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 2:27,
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sad to hear they've arrested a bloke for it already
the story had "unconventional but loveable detective arrives to a murder mystery of old lady in twee english village" written all over it
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 3:43,
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Murder She Wrote baseball promo
If you've recently lost a loved one to death by unnatural causes then maybe give this one a miss
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I love watching Murder She Wrote on freeview
despite having been an avid viewer since they were originally shown I still seem to keep seeing new episodes.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 9:10,
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There's probably an episode generator somewhere, in the future there will be generations of lore-keepers whose only social function is to maintain the historical record of autogenerated series.
Mistakes will be made, code will not be maintained, the next cowboy on horseback you see in tonight's episode of Bonanza will be Spock in a CHiPs uniform.
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All well and good but they're asking for trouble getting pregnant at that age
(I've only read the headline)
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broKEn BrITain
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Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 7:48,
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That didn’t make any more sense than the last one.
But speaking of headlines that screeching harpy Ann Widdecombe has finally died.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 7:49,
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To be clear, when I read it there was no mention of murder.
While I might be glad to hear she’s finally burning in Hell I wasn’t in favour of someone else sending her there.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 17:48,
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Yeah, likewise, and genuinely thought about deleting my reply. I do not condone murder, even of the worst cunt there is. The world is a better place without her, but turns out it's still not a good place.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 18:50,
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I am feeling pretty smug that I didn't comment online before the details emerged.
She was a hateful apologist for the instigator of multiple race riots, and even though I'm in favour of slapping a little sense into the ignorant thugs who support her fascist party, and even though I oppose 99.999% of everything the vile troll stood for, Widdecombe herself was a physically defenceless old woman who did not deserve to die like this.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 19:48,
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It could be a comedy routine based on only reading headlines,
then hilariously misinterpreting them and wringing 20 minutes of material out of the misunderstanding.
If Dave Gorman is reading this, he can have that one, sounds exactly like the sort of thing he'd base a Dave series on.
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He was heavily rumoured to lurk on here back in the noughties,
by an astonishing coincidence he did a blog post musing on mixing up Robert Mugabe with the Sugababes shortly after I was FP'd with a pictorial representation of the same
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Binface game
Credit @Christhebarker
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 1:27,
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Ten seconds of fun
Gets a click for topical value!
*edit* OK - I had to try again - two minutes of fun until you work out how to win.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 6:09,
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I'm not sure how this managed to pass me by for the last 34 years.
Somebody in the comments summarises it beautifully: 'Like a drunk Joan Jett doing Karaoke'.
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Dear Lord. **applies eye and ear bleach **
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 0:28,
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The real reason they sent the T-1000 back in time...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 15:05,
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Have you ever seen the straight to video Crow sequel he did?
This has got nothing on that.
I'd even say it's quite catchy. Then again, so is the Ebola virus...
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VW Advert with truthful history added in
I made this!
That cosy VW advert celebrating their long, happy history on the telly was annoying me. I added in the conveniently forgotten truth.
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I like this
but only because it’s nicely done. Not because I like certain German dictators.
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Nicely done
The history is a lot more complex than I realised - it's an interesting read.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 6:13,
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The song does mention a party
Interestingly they left out the verse with the line "If it's a car you lack
I'd surely buy you a Cadillac"
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 7:23,
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It’s causation, and I don’t get it.
Woman dies in house fire.
How about this: Self-professed “Giga Chad” can’t swim, drowns.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 20:18,
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"Romping with women"??
The News of the World 1970 edition called and asked for their term back.
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tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 23:30,
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He was injecting gold to gain superpowers...
...100m front crawl wasn't one of them.
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Took me many years to work out that she wasn’t the same person as
Bonnie Langford.
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Two stepper or a shuffler
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 1:07,
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Merry Candlemas!
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 11:10,
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Bloody Brilliant!
The tiny screens displaying the right footage!
I'm doing a deep dive on that channel now.
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The '80s were cinemas strongest decade by a country mile.
So many fucking incredible films.
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Still the '80s for me.
Gremlins
E.T.
The Goonies
Flight of the Navigator
Poltergeist
Aliens
Raiders of the Lost Ark/Temple of Doom
The Empire Strikes Back
Short Circuit
Batman
Back to the Future
Top Gun
Commando
Predator
Terminator
Die Hard
Ghostbusters
The Karate Kid
The Shining
and those are only the ones off the top of my head.
Granted, they might not all be Lawrence of Arabia or The Godfather Part 2, but god damn they're all fantastic films in their own rights.
I'd agree that the '70s produced a greater number of technically better films than the '80s if we're holding film to the standards to which films are typically held (writing, direction, etc), but there's just something about the whole feel of '80s blockbusters that just strikes a chord with me.
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The (own personal insert formative years here) might like a word with you there
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Best martial arts movie ever made, hands down.
The Karate tournament montage to Joe Esposito's 'You're the Best'. Is arguably the greatest montage in cinematic history.
Even watching it now, it makes me feel as if I could take on a full-grown adult and win.
Criminal that I forgot to put The Lost Boys in that list, too. Another banging soundtrack as well.
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I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 10:25,
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*rubs hands together*
When Burnham was on the same stage as Binface in Makerfield he smiled and shook the guy's hand and looked very at ease.
If Farage is ever in the company of the Binface character he's in trouble as Nigel is thin skinned, petulant and defensive and will come off very much the worse against a comedian with great timing, a very quick mind and plenty of ammunition to throw and absolutely nothing to lose.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 15:24,
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Except the £500 deposit he'll have to pay to run
Though if all the other parties are standing back, he could conceivably get the 5% of the total vote necessary to get it back.
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David Sylvanian, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 17:28,
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He’s already received £15k in donations.
Apparently he always gives any money left over after a campaign to charity. Shelter I think.
Ed: I had a look at the page and it appears that donations are capped at £3. ko-fi.com/countbinface
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jonbob loves you, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 17:33,
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I wonder…
If Fagash loses to Binface will he give Christopher Harborne a pro-rata refund of the £5 million?
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jonbob loves you, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 15:53,
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O-Bin-Wan will save us
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 17:23,
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Clacton voters
have the opportunity to do the funniest thing to ever happen and that will ever happen in British politics. PLEASE 🙏
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I have listened to about a dozen different talking head reports from Clacton over the past 2 days
and from that sample I have determined that at least 90% of them are among the most ignorant people in Essex. There is no hope of them paying the slightest bit of attention to political news, they mostly think Honest Nige' can do no wrong.
Given that there's no hope of a reality-based campaign succeeding in Clacton, my alternative would be some form of disenfranchising distraction. Give them a UFC250 style event, and/or some race riots from 10AM to 10PM, for example.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 20:07,
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What’s the saying?
Something about convincing people with five teeth to vote for someone with five houses?
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jonbob loves you, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 20:26,
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Good god, I saw a talking head of someone in Clacton
and he had no teeth in the front of his mouth.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 22:07,
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Binface can't win. Farage is very popular though I'm not sure how well they'll get the vote out this time.
but... quite a lot of people will vote for any party other than Reform and if Binface gets double-digits it'll be excruciating for them.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 22:10,
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I've already persuaded my father to vote Binface
He was only included in the Clacton ward when the boundary was re drawn prior to the last election... and he was bloody pissed off about it, He can't stand the frog faced freeloader and at 94 relishes being a thorn in Farage's side.
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Count Binface has no hope
The Monster Raving Loony Party will split the anti Farage vote.
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An Egg ,D, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 23:11,
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A schism you say
There could always be a coalition
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 23:46,
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Candles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I got them right.A Binface Monster Raving Loony Party coalition? BiRoMaLoP?
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An Egg ,D, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 0:33,
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Oh flip I'm flaming!!
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 0:56,
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I'm sure they could find some common ground.
A 99 costing 99p is bound to go down well in Clacton-on-Sea.
They could call themselves Refuse. Come to think of it, don't a lot of 'joke' candidates promise to resign immediately and trigger another by-election? Could Refuse be our 'None of the Above'?
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jonbob loves you, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 1:37,
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Refuse as a coalition is golden as a name.
I genuinely wonder if Binface will follow this through but my god, having followed this chaos for years this is peak entertainment and he is fully owning it (for a bin from another planet of course).
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 2:06,
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Last night everyone on my street moved their bins out from their gardens.
It was a heartwarming display of solidarity.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 18:34,
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Angine de poitrine to play at Binface campaign rally please.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 2:24,
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pat binitar?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 7:46,
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Relevant graffiti recently appeared in Manchester:
www.reddit.com/r/manchester/s/EZdDDzarPm
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 15:14,
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Seriously? #3 | Robot Romance Gone Wrong
I made this!
A blind alien. A dazzling robot diva. One upgrade that changes everything.
💚 2:22 of robot romance
🤖 Questionable upgrades
✨ Dangerous moving parts
Hand keyed animation only. No motion capture, physics simulations or cheating. Just animation!
I have posted the earlier versions here too so if you have a long memory you might remember them. They take ages to make.
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Law and Policy blog
On FIFA overturning the Balogun suspension
Less dry than it sounds
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 9:24,
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Everyone: “Sepp Blatter is the most corrupt FIFA official ever!”
Gianni Infantino: “Hold my burgundy.”
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jonbob loves you, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 17:34,
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I'd take back Chuck Blazer at this point
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 6:07,
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I think they did it
because it wouldn't make any difference: It didn't. They should rescind it when it's over as there will be no argument, and if there is , they have all the time in the world to discuss it.
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An Egg ,D, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 23:17,
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Nothing Comparesd 2 U (84 Vocals / 90 Music)
I made this!
A bit niche but - Sinead O'Connors memorable rendition of Nothing Compares 2 U was written by Prince, but I no idea Prince had recorded his own version : my brain used to imagine what he would sound like singing to her arrangement so I have done some playing around using the vocals from his posthumous release.
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Those two had an interesting dynamic.
When Sinead's version of Nothing Compares blew up world-wide, Prince phoned her up, mis-pronounced her name, was promptly corrected by Sinead (I'm convinced he pronounced in Siniad, like Iliad), then informed her that he had sent a Limo to pick her up and bring her to his house.
Sinead shows up, Prince invites her in and asks if she'd like a drink. She accepts, and Prince tells her to go get it herself.
Prince then summons his butler and orders him to bring Sinead some soup. Sinead politely declines the soup, but Prince is adamant she eats the soup and orders his butler to serve it. Sinead isn't having any of it, which greatly upsets Prince.
He then begins to tell her that he strongly dislikes how much she swears during interviews and basically gave her a stern telling off for not being sufficiently ladylike and that as his protege, she should be more servile and obedient.
Sinead tells him to go fuck himself.
Prince flounces off upstairs, returns with two pillows and challenges Sinead to a pillow fight. Being a slightly mentally unhinged Dublin girl, she enthusiastically accepts.
Pillow fight ensues, and Sinead quickly realises that Prince has loaded his pillow with a blunt object with which he's trying to bludgeon her. Sinead attempts to fight him off, but quickly realises that she's physically outmatched despite Prince being about 3 feet tall.
Sinead decides to leg it out the front door and down Prince's driveway before realising that she has absolutely no fucking clue where she actually is.
While she's been trying to make her escape, Prince has jumped in his car and proceeded to chase her down. He catches up to her a few yards down the road, pulls up alongside Sinead and orders her to get into the car. Sinead promptly tells Prince to suck her dick. Prince jumps out of the car and begins chasing Sinead around it like a Benny Hill sketch, before Sinead breaks away and runs to a nearby house to call for help. Prince immediately jumps back in his car and fucks off home.
It all sounds a bit like a farce, but in all seriousness, Sinead was in her early 20's at the time, had only been in the music biz for about 2 or three years, and the entire bizarre evening must have been fucking terrifying for her.
Would have made an absolutely brilliant Star Stories reconstruction, though.
(, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 21:47, Reply)
Reads like bad slash fiction
Just put a line in about them polishing each other’s little heads
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 3:03,
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"Dear Penthouse..."
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 14:21,
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....
..
.
Yours, Mrs Trellis, North Wales
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 9:10,
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spent the whole of that read trying to igure out what the pun punchline was going to be
(, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 14:14, Reply)
GPF x Unicorn On Ketamine - Greazy Unicorn
These kids, what are they like, eh?
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Zuowan, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 18:45,
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I have no respect for anyone that can't take the time to create their own fucking thumbnail.
And even less for people that pump out that complete and utter guff.
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