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This is a link post midget bullfighter being raped by a cow
this may not be safe but it sure is funny, the tagline is "this is why girls shouldn't be bullfighters"

this video has it all
(I helped save b3ta! Super piat I am the owl, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post is this now
cow rape sunday?
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
yes it is
 (I helped save b3ta! Super piat I am the owl, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post i do hope so

(I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
cow rape! that brill!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post next
some bike will be arrested for having 'snookie' with a man and a shoe will have it away with a man-dibber.
 (beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:00, Reply)
This is a link post Bad Hangover
A clip from Manstrokewoman. I love this show and that Daisy Haggard is like, well fit. It says it's been viewed a few times but I think it deserves another outing. Nick Frost is a great comedy actor.
(PieEater, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Nick Frost
drinks in my local.

Ended up at a house party with him once - thoroughly nice chap he is too.

Slightly tenuous link, but, the finest of all the comedic ladies named daisy surely has to be Daisy Donovan, of the 11 O'Clock show fame...

Sexy, intelligent and funny - a very rare species in my experience
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:00, Reply)
This is a normal post OOOH
Were is Daisy on our telly these days?

/hard on blog
 (ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:18, Reply)
This is a normal post balls of steel
at my last check
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post she's just done a film
I think Frank Oz directed it and it was supposed to be shit. She is well nice though
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha I hadn't seen that good link!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:09, Reply)
This is a link post have a random music video post
dan le sac vs scroobius pip
the beat that my heart skipped

night all
(I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:08, Reply)
This is a normal post This thing here
I liked.
 (Keithcrash The Magniloquent Pulchritudinous Thaumaturge, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 6:29, Reply)
This is a normal post this is awesome
hadn't seen the video before. Wo, and indeed yay.
 (Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post He's one hell of a lot better...
..than most so called rappers nowadays.

Quality.

Clicks.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post plus he has a massive beard!
must be a plus

...also i thought he looked like adam buxton
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:37, Reply)
This is a link post HQTube NSFW
Anyone else get redirected to "hqtube" from the 24 link in the newsletter this week?

Just some shitty streaming porn website, but take a look at this guy's hair. I'm surprised anyone manages to keep their head of steam with that thing staring them in the face.

I literally giggled like a fool.

Note: Although this is a porn site, the link goes to the first 30 seconds of the movie they're trying to sell you and as such contains two fully clothed human beings.
 (I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Not to mention that terrible background tune
Who scores pron flicks anyway?
 (Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post He really reminds me
of Paul Calf.

Shirley he's a parody???
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:02, Reply)
This is a normal post thats blatantly a wig

(A Hospital Carpark, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:47, Reply)
This is a link post Pearly King interview
Serious stuff! pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:54, Reply)
This is a link post Awesome shark photos.
Alas no bridges or helicopters.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post FAKE!
Not enough bridges or helicopters
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:04, Reply)
This is a link post Dunno if GC but made me smile a bit
I'm off to bed and I like to smile before I go so have a flash about a dirty little baby
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post needs less description and more pop-ups..

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post more porn adverts please

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post popups?
get a better browser.
 (xtonyx my sideburns could eat a baby, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 7:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I like to see whats going on, on my web!!
that is all..
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 7:56, Reply)
This is a normal post bladdy hell
do you not sleep?
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:09, Reply)
This is a link post See that eddie the eagle edwards? Thats you that is. And thats your mum.
I'm off to get ready for bed so I'll leave all you lovely people with some History Today from The Mary Whitehouse Experience. GC but what the hey. Enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
That brings back memories...fantastic stuff!!!


Nite x
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post i dont remember this
but it is good!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my sweet lord!
Newman and Baddiel were THE gods of comedy when i was a kid. I can't believe Rob Newman isn't doing anything anymore :(
He was the genius behind it all anyways
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Rob newman is still doing comedy
his oil film on youtube is worth watching .
 (I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post BBC Four. Thursdays. 10pm
The History of the World Backwards is Rob Newman's new show. Watched a couple and it was pretty funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:51, Reply)
This is a link post Make a flash game for beginners
Sped up tutorial on how to make a flash game.
You can even play it.

It's a crap game but you get the idea what to do.
 (duck Quack !, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post That's sweet
except I can't read the actionscript =/
 (Seans0n No YOU'RE a towel, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:09, Reply)
This is a link post My latest tat: Just Jack I made this!
Some people on You Tube send me messages like "You should be famous" and "You should be discovered" (makes me feel like a dinosaur bone that one). Anyway, it got me thinking and this happend.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post "You should be famous" and "You should be discovered"
edit: i watched it and its afrom me
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd trade it
for "young" and "rich"
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post id do anything for a bit of young and rich..

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Here I am*
*may not be young



(May not be rich either)
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 6:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Star material !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post *discovers with tiny trowel*
:)
 (exyzed, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post *starwipe*

(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:11, Reply)
This is a link post NASA'S High Def Vids
ronseal..
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post this was on here the other day
oh dear,...
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I AM
pown.alluc.org/?uid=559
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post omg
good job i dont have epiliepsy
im thinking anoher pown compo...
damn you, i had forgotten about these as well..
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post although I cant stand the peroxided prat
pown.alluc.org/?uid=1146

works very well
 (Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ohhh yeah
i won the last one and i got that shitty badge you made,,
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post cunt
you loved it really!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
"Future astronauts return to the lunar surface in this animation."

Love it!

"We didn't really land on the moon so we made some animations instead."
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post fuckers are charging to download wallpapers
/cheap ass blog
 (Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:54, Reply)
This is a link post What are you all waiting for?
the world of cyber bullying needs our help...
 (I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post im thinking
image challange:P
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post im not...

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm thinking
MOTD break... back at 22.50
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post saaaaaaaaaaad
bad news, scotland lost. live with it
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post yay..
rab'c nesbit will be pissed..
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post he's always pissed
-
 (I helped save b3ta! Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Ba dum
Tish
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be tempted to make one
if I had the time or the inclination, but the general theme would be:

Just fucking deal with it kids - we all went through it - it makes you who you are. Life is full of arseholes, it's best you learn that now, than wait till you're an adult with a pen and the Daily Mail's address.

What everyone seems to forget is that 'bullying' at school (and I use that term in the traditional sense, not the modern touchy feely bullshit sense) is a hierarchical system where there is never truly a pack leader. The entire system is cyclical. Everyone gets bullied to some degree by someone. Thats why kids do it. It happens to them, so they do it to someone smaller than them.

Then you get older and the 'bully' is just the 'ambitious guy' that you work with, but you've learnt to deal with his shit in an adult manner.

Sorry for the rant, but overuse of the term bullying pisses me off, and kids need to learn sooner rather than later that the world is full of cunts, but all you need to do is figure out how to deal with them.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously
You should film that rant.

It's so fucking true.


Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 5:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Why thank you.
By the way, you've got something on your shirt...

Just there.

Look.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post what?
special Olympics and all that but...

your argument promotes the theory that it is something we can't change. That in fact being bullied is beneficial in later life. Being bullied knocks your self esteem, it brings you down and makes you feel unable to cope. "it makes you who you are" it turns many people into bullies, and others into neurotic introverts who are fantastic in bed and look gorgeous. If you are lucky you have support and can recover, most find a method of coping.
Just because we learn this skill does not make it a skill that is valuable or desired.
You may indeed survive rape, you may find a way to come to terms with what happened to you, this is admirable, but surly not preferable to never having been raped in the first place.

Yes rape is different, but how are you going to adjudicate what level of bullying is detrimental? At what point does it become ok to push another over in the playground, when is it alright to make the quiet one at work stay behind to do your reports?

I think we should be looking toward a world where an alpha male is a leader by example, not through fear and humiliation of others.

Yes i got bullied at school, yes i bullied others smaller than me. Just because something happens to a lot of people does not make it right.

you can make a difference, standing up for yourself is great, standing up for others is better.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 7:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I have to agree with Horatiofellatio
Bullying is a fact of life. It will never get stomped out and for people like me it was a good thing. It turned me into a balls of steel no-nonsense type bloke and made me the perfect gent I am today. Certain types of 'bullying' could do with being monitored though because some poor buggers really can't handle the rough stuff and it has a detrimental effect on their future, whereas 90% of today's 'bullying' is good old fashioned British ribbing and is only percieved as bullying because our uber PC society where even the slightest comment can get you shunned, sacked or in severe cases even a criminal record. We all just need to lighten up a bit and learn that every bell-end gets his comeback sooner or later
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
Perhaps I should have made it a bit clearer Kittywaste, I'm not condoning severe mental and physical torture where there is systematic abuse and the singling out of one person.

All I mean is, in the playground, the bigger boys will give you the odd dead leg. Deal with it.

And Jenkins from year 9 calling you a 'pissy poo pants' 4 times in the same week does not constitute systematic abuse.

So I guess my point, in a nut shell, is that the word bullying has become so diluted as to become almost meaningless these days.

I mean, they started going on about bullying in the Celebrity Big Brother house. It was a group of about 9 adults - all over the age of 21, and one group took a dislike to one person and made a few snide remarks.

That's bitchiness, not bullying. Don't just bandy the word around willy nilly because it makes it harder for the kids who are genuinely being victimised.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Here here
Bring back racism and hangings (only joking)
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:59, Reply)
This is a link post AAAAaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the MOST annoying game in the entire world.

Flash game...addictive....I'm upto level 8.
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post lets have a games thread....
ning 'CL'
ohh god chick.. i wish you would have told me it was bloxors.. its both old and impossible.
also takes ages to load..

EDIT try this one www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/missilegame3d old but awesome..
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hiya!
It loaded instantly with me...must be the piece of crap you're using ;)

It is bloody impossible...I hate it already.
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post you know what im using?! cheeky bint!!
you slept next too it..:D
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah
Not me...must be some other bint you're talking about ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ouch

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ohh ok..
must be another heidi.. ohh yes thats it.. sorry my pismistake..
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post You
Are a bad boy ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post aww thanks..

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post level 2
and i already hate you grr
edit: i have this in my head www.7secondsoflove.com/ninja/
best song ever!! best live band ever!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post level 3
weeeeee
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post super duper gc
game here : www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html
but i love it so!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post This is about the only game I know
www.gorillaz.de/games_new/potatoe_game/potato.html

You have to peel the potato as quickly as possible.

Who needs bang bang shooty rubbish?!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post men do
and being a man i need shoot shoot bang bang,
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ^what she said

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
cheers babe
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post awww
you two are such a nice couple
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You know on your facebook
are you getting loads of friend requests and messages from weird Turkish people? I've started getting them all the time
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post i hardly go on it!
last major thing that happned: monty added me as a friend
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just added you too
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
added a message on there! warining tho, i really dont go on htere much so dont expect a quick responce!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too!!!!
I had one try to make friends with me...he kept sending me messages...stupidly I replied to the first one. Now I ignore him.
I think he's called Tarka....
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post as in the otter
or dhal?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post mmmmmm
runny food
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm...
Come to think of it, maybe it was Tarkan

Or something like that.

What does yours want?
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
"hý victoria l am þener in Turkey.l want to learn ýnglýsh well but l haven't got any ýnglýsh friend.can you help me??"

and:

"hý výctorýa Iam ALP FROM TURKEY Ihope you are well Iam adentýst Iwantto know well of you ýf you wrýte me "
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post If you start writing to him
before you know it you'll be married to him.
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post PASSPORT!!
that is all
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post being a man no..
but i do have some knowledge of an imminent Turkish invasion starting on Wednesday thru Friday..
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I had some lad try to add me
It went roughly like this :-
Me: sorry mate, I only add people i know
Him: I went to the same school as you
Me: oh sorry! were you in my year?
Him: I went to the same school as you
Me: but do I know you?
Him: add me

There are some right wierdos out there
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha
bet you cant wait for that convo to start kicking in...
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post The sad thing is
There's every possibility I not only know him but was mates with him, yet on the basis of that shitty re-introduction I don't want to know him again! I'm terrible with names/faces and have even had a quite attractive girl screaming at me in a pub because she said she went to school with me and I was adamant she didn't. Apparently she did and i fancied her when I 'knew' her. oops
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post this^
stalker from year below?
add them, then you can scare them with a goatse
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post errrrm
what's a goatse?
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post your joking..

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You really don't want to look at it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse

wikipedia will explain it all.....
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely
To be fair though, not much shocks me anymore. Even that orangutan prostitute that was here some time ago. Humans can be very evil and I learn never to explect flowers and bunnies - and I don't love horses
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post 2 girls 1 finger
.com?

Now THAT is shocking.
 (I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Let me explain
When I hit 18 I was shipped off to work at the local slaughterhouse to gain some much needed wonga. When you've pushed a recently deceased bull's penis into your unsuspecting mate's mouth you sort of realise you've become desensitized to a lot of awful things. It was bloody funny though
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Not quite the same...
...as chinese scat porn though is it?

and to be honest, I'd rather have a moo cock in my mouth than a turd
 (I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post my mate send me all that sort of business
But you can't seem to build up a rhythm to it
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post please say your joking...
you really are new. look it up on google. in a public place
like a libary!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been enjoying this
recently www.nitrome.com/games/headcase/ in a sort of jolly pixelly way
 (I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh I like that!
I used to have an Amiga game like that.... what was it called?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm enjoying this one
:-p
 (duck Quack !, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Have this one
www.geocities.jp/lledoece/nanaca-crash

You get bonus point by clicking on the screen when it tells you to.
Got over 10K once but it was beginners luck.
 (duck Quack !, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Level 11
Try this tower defence game

tinyurl.com/6cj3f
 (I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post hahhahaha
It's at times like this that I'm glad to have firefox & NoScript
 (duck Quack !, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how many hits that gets?
And what proportion come from b3ta?!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post its the only thing
which keeps it going!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
Imagine the sales pitch of the people running it.

- Look sir, we need more funds to cater for all our users.
- Here is 100K.
- Thank you sir, we'll redesign the frontpage right away without the anoying song.

2 weeks later, no more hits and petition from b3tards to get it back.
 (duck Quack !, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't that the Badger World song
from The Museum Of Everything?
 (16chapel, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Level 7
Before i got angry :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post This amused me for a little while...
www.armorgames.com/games/indestructotank_popup.html
 (conrads_rocks, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that one
It make me turn left and right like a racing game.

I swear when I tilt my body to the left, the car goes left that little bit more.
 (duck Quack !, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I completed this whole game a few weeks ago.
Took a while but it is possible.
 (. ., Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:15, Reply)
This is a link post The sad truth of it all
I really don't want to ruin it. It is quite safe for work though.
 (Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
it shames me to say its true!
 (I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:06, Reply)
This is a link post hdd dominos
Hope this hasn't been posted before. Let me know if so and I will remove the link.
(eneville, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That looked fun
I haven't seen it before so leave it on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post im sure they didnt spend 10 grand on hard drives just to line them up and push them over
but if they did, all i can think is...what a bunch of tits
 (I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post would dominoes not suffice?

(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Not necessarily stupid
Most hard drives these days can withstand 300G-force shocks when turned off, so they should all work, except maybe the one at the end which fell off.
 (StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:09, Reply)
This is a normal post they didn't
Maxtor produced a run of appallingly bad 40gb hard drives.
these are most likley failed ones.
I used to work for a computer manufacturer (a f years ago) the fail rate on the 40gb hard drives we had in our machines was close to 90%.
we would even change hard dives out that we had already changed out.

most of them you could get going again, wiht maxtors low level format software, bt they would fail again in a few months.

the company refuses to use maxtor (or seagate) drives now.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 7:10, Reply)
This is a normal post likewise
we've also had similar problems. a real PITA. segate and western digital seem ok to me. i've not had problems with scsi disks. generally they're built better, perhaps thats the enterprise tax.
 (eneville, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 15:08, Reply)
This is a link post Cheesy Music /Link war
Have a bit of Pat and Mick.

Your turn.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Bump n Grind
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fvimAwIuq-Q
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I still love this song more than I should
R&B was far better in those days.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post *voms*
hello poppet are you settling in ok?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post No :(
I'm having trouble understanding the little cliques and so forth. Someone has a go at you, you have a go back, you're public enemy number one :( Ah well, have some Burgundy
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=EfzFh4dVG8I&feature=PlayList&p=96941AB19098FB45&index=1
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post :) thanks!
Like I said to you before you don't need to be so sensitive. After a while you'll be able to pick up on the tone of a message better, it comes with experience
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm thinking about it
but some people just seem to come here to bad-mouth other people's work. Never mind, I've just had some custard and I'm getting ready for some Vimto
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post dont worry mate
i get it alot as well, but most of us regulars will stand up for you. unless you do act like a cnut! good day?
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post hellooooooooo
what are you up to this evening? wasting it on here like me? :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post chinese,
this, beer (becasue i can drink beer muhahaha)pen and teller bullshit (about ghosts www.veoh.com/videos/v1366311k3kx2N5J?confirmed=1 )couldnt ask for a better evening! shall we have a theme evening?
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a curry and am enoying a cheeky chardonnay
that beats chinese and beer every time.

Mr t0ria has gone out with the boys. I am not approving.

Pick a theme!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post games..

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
*snores*
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this a theme?
I'm good at anything that involves pants music. Other than that I get easily confused
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope not :(
I stuggle with anything much other thank cheese too
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post scary scenes?
or funnist moments? aka, clips form mr bill bailey?
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post scary stuff...
I could roll with that homie
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
a snorey ladee..
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes
1st day off and no-one fancies a pint...
never mind, off on a DAF HGV course tomorrow night - all expenses paid! 4 days of free living and parties...
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post dont fret pet..
i like your style..:D
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah like that'll work
You're not having any of my Vimto, there's only enough for me
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too!
Hurrah for Merrick.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh this deffinatly
the amount of times I have been ridiculed and laughed at for the rubbish I say on /talk is stupid. I think your doing great, I hate cliqueyness *stabs it in the leg*
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post !
*swoons*
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post EEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post BLERGH
I love being a big fat Emo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea
What an emo is. Any mentioning of Rod Hull will be punished
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Got o wiki and type in Emo
all will be explained!

BE WARNED, DO NOT LET THE INFECTION SPREAD TO YOUR BRAIN!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post This am me..

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh good call
I'll see your Pat and Mick and raise you:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE

The Firm, Star Trekkin. There's klingons on the starboard bow!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Ho ho ho
I'm 10 again
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Ohhhh excellent!
I saw them live a few years ago at a week long conference when I was a PA. They are AWESOME
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!
I saw Go West at mr t0ria's works xmas party last year so have We Close Our Eyes in return. The singer wore skin tight leggings. I am scarred mentally :(

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=h6NX5ZvjQXE
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That video reminds me of
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hqyc37aOqT0
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that one too.

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post For that
which I enjoyed (damn my cheesyness meter) apart from the image of one of them wearing leggings :( you can have lionel

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OdQDXs75Ulo
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it wrong to enjoy that? cos i do!
I think Pat definately over-steps the mark
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=j9J9rTZJBmw
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no I cannot listen to that
CANNOT CANNOT

You are in the lead so far :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post i LOVE that song!
more more more!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey Mickey!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w5wfOLPeoc

Mr and my friends used to dance around the playground to this trying to do a little cheerleader routine
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I had to click that I was old enough to watch that vid!
But strangely, not this pure filth?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2VY_fWT3r6c&feature=related
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post errrm...
whut?! I saw his winky!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post yeps

(Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post :O *bleaches brain*
hahahahaha
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post 'ning all!!!!!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TvcUcsYjoMU
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post How do!
Level 42 is not cheese. They are the finest band on the planet, made from the semen of God himself. A bit like this bloke
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PcYBmS8Hm5g
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahem.....
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=i6uChtN8YcU
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post hello my lovely
everyone is coming out to play. Hooray!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo!!!!
Hewwo!!

Hows you????

CHEEEEEEESE!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Good thanks
was your cheese sense tingling?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post OOOOOO YEAH!!!!
Camembert Cheese at 300 paces...never fails!
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Dagnabbit
alrighty then *cracks knuckles*
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy1ueZf1WMQ
Have at thee
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GC46km0hfbs
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Richard Cheese!!!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr7EBuz-2xI
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahem
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eRaieyN77UI&feature=PlayList&p=96941AB19098FB45&index=0
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6USa0zUMmqI
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my god
I had blocked this out of my brain
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just a big cheese monster
and Omid Djalili is not funny :(
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bCZvTlQVa58
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That is
one of the best cheese attempts I've ever heard. I honestly don't know if this betters it
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fOiuDAPHxCE&feature=related
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post its not cheese, but it is good!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mE8MCqkeADQ
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post My mate had G'n'R tattooed on his chest
What a leg band. My mate is a moron though
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/136324
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:39, Reply)
This is a link post Can't Smile Without You by Barry Manilow
as performed by The Mr Men. Makes me smile anyway!

Interestingly, I found this on Youtube when I was searching for a song called Beers Steers and Queers by early 1990s industrial metal band The Revolting Cocks. I don't understand how these searches work....! They are quite hard to search for without getting anything extremely dodgy. Or, apparently, the Mr Men.

Most people will probably prefer this to aforesaid indistrial shouty thing anyway....
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:29, Reply)
This is a link post Learn magic with David Zanthor
Impress your friends with this really real trick.
It's all on the delivery.

Includes "laugh out loud"
(duck Quack !, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:28, Reply)
This is a link post Orgasm Ringtone Prank
ringtone set to a woman orgasming ...
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:21, Reply)

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