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This is a normal post Haha! Ace!
I'd love The Silence of the Lambs to get this treatment :)
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft
"please promote a union between the lotion and it's carrier"
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
"Kerblammo, The apple went into that berry basket"

arf! I'm going to try my best to work this into everyday conversation
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Almost... ALMOST as god as:
www.b3ta.com/links/149074

"There ain't no Allan and it ain't Christmas"
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice.

(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Huzzah! Huzzah! HuzzaH!
that was great
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 8:24, Reply)
This is a link post NES Caykes!
Ronseal.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! Excellent!
I would love to Tattyshop the pic below into a wedding night themed scene...

www.beau-coup.com/Images/mario-bros-wedding-cake-2.jpg
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Trust you!
I was wondering what the best man was going to be doing with that powerglove.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!
Dirty bugger!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:03, Reply)
This is a link post Amazing album cover! NSFW
I really need to hear this band!


NSFW if your boss doesn't like half naked rock men with long hair in caveman thongs.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Mindbleach below!

youtube.com/watch?v=YvstDQIG5Kk
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Take this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyoPco75M7k

I actually saw this lot!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool!
Your youth was far mor chequered than mine, though I have to ask, how long did your hair get and do you have pics?! :)

Anyway, more mindbleach, now continuting the metal theme:

youtube.com/watch?v=oKTiwCez6Zs

Tawny Kittaen alert!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw them too!
Hair got very long. There are some pics but safely hidden!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwwww!
Go on! If you get those out I'll scan some of my old pics up to Facebook, deal?!?!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll try and find
them!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I see your rock cheese and raise you....
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmfC-JzLNSQ

A misguided aunt bought me album years ago...I have a criminal record now!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Try this for size:

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sga8WXPgJU0
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooo you cad and bounder!
You just had to get the cheesy senses tingling....WOO!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mx5EwUeuzp8

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=X69xQl-xF1k
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Poision Rock!
best track was 'tearing down the wall'
open up and say ah...
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post more cheese
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q7FFjUpVLg
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post on the subject of cheese metal.....
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MlosMkcZWu0

can't get better than that, Carry On by Freedom Call
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 19:17, Reply)
This is a link post snogging horsies NSFW I made this!
possibly not safe for work?

a song i made about a man who loves and marries his horse. contains samples from the legendary 'animal passions' documentary
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo!
I like that!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That's
Fucking brilliant :D
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats
wonderfoal!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Oof!

(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I
can't apologise enough.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post In this case.
You can't.

SHAME
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, well
...

yeah


oh cock.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Neigh problem.
...Aw, shite!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Why I Oughta,,,,
...*shakka fist*...
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 17:32, Reply)
This is a link post Porridge
Watched some of Porridge last night with my kids who thought it was brilliant.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post You should have shown them Louie Theroux's Documentary
Instead of glamorising a life of crime for them! ;)
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched that.
Excellent wasn't it?
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed. Theroux's at his best when
Ingratiating himself into distateful environments.

I think his work gets overlooked because of his celeb stuff, but I've been a fan of his for years. He disarms his subjects and gets them to talk, which is why his docs are so interesting.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I never really
watch the celeb ones (it's just more publicity for them) but I totally agree with you on the other stuff.

BTW: have you seen the Golden Compass yet?
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Not yet!
I'll probably wait for the DVD, the cinema full of kids puts me off ;)
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post LIES!!!!!
:P
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Theroux is really interesting
I wonder what he's actually like, because his mannerisms imply he's absolutely harmless (which is why people seem to open up to him), so I wonder what sort of a person he is.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:54, Reply)
This is a link post Ronald McWTF
If you can watch the whole thing you must be He-Man or something (She-Ra if you'r a lady)
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Lasted 39 seconds.

(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I normally last 2 minutes
but...

ooh, hold on. You're talking about the vid aren't you?
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe,
Maybe not.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a 15 second kinda guy myself
Now about this video *puts on reading glasses*
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post 15 seconds? Crap!
*Practices pelvic floor exercises*
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post MMNNGGG!!

(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Arrrggggghhhh!!!!
I lasted all the way through!

Mind bleach and mental floss NOW!!!!

Hello all!!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello there
How are things in Meggyland?
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Apart from an eye infection
I am ok..at least I get a couple of days off!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello, you two
Carry on talking of bleach and pus, don't mind me.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey Monty!
Hows life?
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Not bad, how's you?
The job going fine?
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Everything Top Banana!
Apart from not being able to see out of my right eye everything is ticking over nicely!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, if you're watching ITV
That's half the crap you see ;)
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post How lovely!
Does it taste nice?
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post i watched it all
yes all 5:18
.........
totally worth it
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post LIES!!
:)
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post obviously your just not cultured enough
:P
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Yo Matt :)
Your FB profile pic scares me!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm *checks*
ah yes new years eve with a pernod and coke spilt down my brand new t shirt :( boo
tasted nice though :D
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I shall endeavour
to broaden my horizons
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok...I think Im having a....seizure.
My brain hurts at 1:30, so off it goes.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post eh?
2 minutes, that'll do for me
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Omg
look at his souless eyes...kill it kill it quickly
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post what the fu...........
i haven't felt this violated since the time i slipped whilst playing naked ice-rugby...
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post arrrgh!!
holy fuck, I can't watch that any longer :( :(
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!
This is the best thing i've seen all year!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 22:20, Reply)
This is a link post Taff Wars - Episode 17 - Pain in the Dinas NSFW
I know Jim Bolooney is registered on here, but he doesn't post his vids anymore, which is a shame, as these are piss funny, even if you're welsh or not.

NSFW for language.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!
'lo sir
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Lo my manc friend :)
No one else like this? Shirely not?
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I know - can't believe it
stinks worse than a Merthyr girl :P
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post She's actually a woman, like, innit?

(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 15:41, Reply)
This is a link post Hey, have you guys seen this?

LOL
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Huurrrrr
Looks like a glass cock.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.

(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
'Cos I found it just recently and it's hilarious!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post And your point
Is?
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just surprised you don't find it hilarious!
and also shocked that you've seen it before, 'cos, you know... I've only just seen it, so surely you hadn't seen it.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post You're being a prick
Now.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
sorry.




(but where did you see it!?)
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope never seen that before.

Incidentally, does anyone have a picture of that trophy from the front (or whichever direction it's supposed to be viewed from) as I've always been intruiged as to what the hell it actually looks like.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
i saw it up your dads arse
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmmmmmmm
www.bamagolf.com/newsletters/fall06.shtml keep on scrolling down untill you get to the pic of the extremely atractive lady in a pink top...
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Hell yeah!

(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post it's pronounced Glasco

(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ha yeah only cos everyone with that name gets teased about calling glasscock.
if i had a name like that i'd swiftly tell people some complete bollocks pronunciation!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 15:57, Reply)
This is a link post Withnail & TLC I made this!


I know it's shonkily done, but I had to get this out of my head.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent mindpiss!
I like this a lot
have one of mine too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIbWgTgqt3I
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:44, Reply)
This is a link post Scary fan video
Yes, it's posted on m'blog, but worth a look for the Youtube video a scary person has made juxtaposing an 80s classic with a 90s porn star.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 12:02, Reply)
This is a link post Curveball (3D Pong)
Firstly the disclaimer: My computer doesn't seem to want to show the GC site, so I can't check this properly, but I searched for it on b3ta and didn't see it. If it's been here before, sorry, I'll delete the post.

Anyway, this is a fun little pong type game in a sort-of first person 3D view. You can put a sort of spin on the ball by moving across it as you hit it. Good fun.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post erm
glassco.cx is no longer with us. hasn;t been for a while. now it;s the new and improved " search" button here: b3ta.com/search/board


Also. Nice linked game. Bit old a dusty but still fun.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew
that GC has been busted for ages but didn't know about the "search" button.

Ta!

/edit. Game has been posted before, but it's a good game and idled away at least 2 minutes of my day!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Shall I leave it up?
How long ago was it on here?
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post NEVER delete a thread!
'course you leave it up. Why not? No Nazi's here at the mo!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough
I had thought it was the noble thing to do after cocking up, but never mind.

(I had been a bit surprised this game apparently hadn't been on here before, as it is a good 'un.)
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello, Sir
It may have been posted before, but the links a good 'un, and it's only stuff that gets posted 6 times in a week that is truly GC.

And yes! Never delete a thread! People look for replies to their posts and may have started dialouges, so am no no.

:)
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I may have been paying too much attention to the Nazis on /board
In future I will ignore them then.

I suppose as /links moves a bit slower than /board pushing stuff off the end isn't as much of a problem.

Glad you like the game, it keeps me distracted. (Although I still can't get past level 8, bastard overly good computer.)
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It appears that I'm a muppet.
Oh well.

As it seems this hasn't been on the links board before I'll leave it up.

Edit: Actually, it seem it has. Arse.

(Yes I did read the FAQ, that's why I ended up messing about with glassco.cx)
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Pish
Welcome!

You're not a /linker unless you've got a few quality GC's under your belt.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I can post it again in an hour's time, if that would help.
Not really, I'd rather stay off the nawty step.

Thanks for the welcome!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post You haven't been Nawty Stepped
That's for people who contravine the board's rules in regard to porn/abuse/PrincePorn/etc

And if you post a link and someone shouts "GC!!!"... Meh! As long as you're posting interesting and funny links, and are checking the current/popular page, you're fine.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a GC under my belt
it's why I walk funny.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post And why you're so popular
Nicht?!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that what you're proving above?
Or is it some sort of "how many Nazis are about?" survey?
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:24, Reply)
This is a link post Dancing man I made this!
Jimmy Waddle, Scotland's 1st Champion Bar room dancer.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Aces.
Have you heard this?
b3ta.com/links/Fred_Lowery_remixed
Your "yes, whistling is real fun" link from last August with a little treatment :)

I think Mr Waddle would go rather well with it, too.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 12:50, Reply)
This is a link post Ummm,
trust me I did not google this;)
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my dear Christ
That was amusing up until he and the horse started snogging.

Then I had to look away in disgust.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Now we know
what Charles and Camilla are about...
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post "How Romantic"
Hahahahaha!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post But if it doesn't work out
He can always get a divhorse.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post what will the
"niegh"bours think?!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Romantic?
Do you think he equine and dined her?
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post *Groans*!
:)
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post there is a whole documentary about this guy
it's called 'animal passions'

au.youtube.com/watch?v=0mO56f35mjM
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post He was one of the subjects
...of one of the most interesting (and bizarre) documentaries I've ever seen - Animal Passions.

I have to admit that when he talked about how he realised he was completely in love, genuinely in love with his horse "Cherry", he opened up his heart to her one night telling her that she was the horse for him... and then the next morning she got sick and died... I laughed my arse off.

From 5:50 in here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2WH_y3s8KY

Part 1- www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mO56f35mjM
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 12:49, Reply)
This is a link post Restaurant review
I've always wanted to take my missus up the Oxo Tower. Perhaps after reading this, she won't find it so unpalatable?
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I took my wife up the Eiffel twice in one night.
That is all.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post My two uncles took me up the Eiffel when I was 8.
And showed me the Louvre.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:44, Reply)
This is a link post HUgh Fearnley-Whittingstalls Freedom for Chickens campaign
Had some fun this morning on this site. HFW is trying to get people to sign up to his Free-range chicken campaign.

Go to sign up, put BernardMatthews from Norfolk as your name then go back to the homepage- along the top it lists BernardMatthews from Norfolk as the latest person to sign up... genius.

Just done another ColonelSanders from Kentucky...
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post the campaign certainly seems to be working
went into Sainsburys yesterday and it looked like they hadn't sold a single "standard" chicken, they were all massively reduced and they had sold out of free-range/organic.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this
i work part time in a co-op and we've had loads of people asking if we sell free range chickens.

Plus we've sold out of the free range eggs - that never happens!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:01, Reply)
This is a link post Heh.
Mildly NSFW if someone is hunched over your shoulder for long enough to read.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 6:13, Reply)
This is a link post Thats not a spud gun....
THIS is a spud gun!

(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 5:09, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a serious potato masher !

(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 5:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That things a goddamn cannon, cocking hell!
Seriously excellent
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post what a gaggle of nobs

(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
Why couldn't they have taken turns to stand in front of it?
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:06, Reply)
This is a link post Maritime - Someone has to die
In fact one of the most relaxing songs I could have imagined with that title, one of my favorites, but I'd never seen the video before, enjoy.
includes scorpions, craps, and bunnies with lasers.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 4:13, Reply)
This is a link post Light graffiti
Guy does graffiti with light.
He's an amazing graphist. What a way to see Paris.
Apologise if GC.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:42, Reply)
This is a normal post soz
i thought that was shit
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 5:04, Reply)
This is a normal post No need to be sorry.
It's the sort of thing that you either love or ate.
The guy is a bit up himself but I find the graphics and the effects really cool.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 5:12, Reply)
This is a normal post really?...
shit?....

I'm amazed. I thought it was brilliant.

like this...

www.behance.net/Gallery/Star-Wars-VS-Star-Trek/42692

which is also brilliant and light graffiti.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 5:42, Reply)
This is a link post I am bored,
so I typed 'twat' into IMDB. This is not what i really expected. sfw.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post nighTWATcher
nothing out of the ordinary here :)
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I was talking about
the pictures of Raphael from teenage mutant ninja turtles.
Oops, i just saw that. Nevermind.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
www.imdb.com/find?s=all&q=wank
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 8:38, Reply)

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