
9 minutes of awesome.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=StuihXsyEqU
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:10, Reply)

I'd love The Silence of the Lambs to get this treatment :)
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:38, Reply)

"please promote a union between the lotion and it's carrier"
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:56, Reply)

"Kerblammo, The apple went into that berry basket"
arf! I'm going to try my best to work this into everyday conversation
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:46, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/links/149074
"There ain't no Allan and it ain't Christmas"
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 17:08, Reply)

I would love to Tattyshop the pic below into a wedding night themed scene...
www.beau-coup.com/Images/mario-bros-wedding-cake-2.jpg
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 15:57, Reply)

I was wondering what the best man was going to be doing with that powerglove.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:02, Reply)

I really need to hear this band!
NSFW if your boss doesn't like half naked rock men with long hair in caveman thongs.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 15:28, Reply)

Mindbleach below!
youtube.com/watch?v=YvstDQIG5Kk
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 15:35, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyoPco75M7k
I actually saw this lot!
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 15:56, Reply)

Your youth was far mor chequered than mine, though I have to ask, how long did your hair get and do you have pics?! :)
Anyway, more mindbleach, now continuting the metal theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=oKTiwCez6Zs
Tawny Kittaen alert!
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:02, Reply)

Hair got very long. There are some pics but safely hidden!
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:04, Reply)

Go on! If you get those out I'll scan some of my old pics up to Facebook, deal?!?!
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:09, Reply)

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmfC-JzLNSQ
A misguided aunt bought me album years ago...I have a criminal record now!
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:32, Reply)

You just had to get the cheesy senses tingling....WOO!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mx5EwUeuzp8
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=X69xQl-xF1k
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:55, Reply)

best track was 'tearing down the wall'
open up and say ah...
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 17:07, Reply)

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MlosMkcZWu0
can't get better than that, Carry On by Freedom Call
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 19:17, Reply)

possibly not safe for work?
a song i made about a man who loves and marries his horse. contains samples from the legendary 'animal passions' documentary
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:28, Reply)

Watched some of Porridge last night with my kids who thought it was brilliant.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:26, Reply)

Instead of glamorising a life of crime for them! ;)
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:34, Reply)

Ingratiating himself into distateful environments.
I think his work gets overlooked because of his celeb stuff, but I've been a fan of his for years. He disarms his subjects and gets them to talk, which is why his docs are so interesting.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:40, Reply)

watch the celeb ones (it's just more publicity for them) but I totally agree with you on the other stuff.
BTW: have you seen the Golden Compass yet?
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:49, Reply)

I'll probably wait for the DVD, the cinema full of kids puts me off ;)
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:57, Reply)

I wonder what he's actually like, because his mannerisms imply he's absolutely harmless (which is why people seem to open up to him), so I wonder what sort of a person he is.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:54, Reply)

If you can watch the whole thing you must be He-Man or something (She-Ra if you'r a lady)
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:30, Reply)

but...
ooh, hold on. You're talking about the vid aren't you?
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:53, Reply)

Now about this video *puts on reading glasses*
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 15:33, Reply)

I lasted all the way through!
Mind bleach and mental floss NOW!!!!
Hello all!!
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:54, Reply)

I am ok..at least I get a couple of days off!
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:33, Reply)

Carry on talking of bleach and pus, don't mind me.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:36, Reply)

Apart from not being able to see out of my right eye everything is ticking over nicely!
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 15:00, Reply)

ah yes new years eve with a pernod and coke spilt down my brand new t shirt :( boo
tasted nice though :D
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 17:33, Reply)

My brain hurts at 1:30, so off it goes.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:11, Reply)

i haven't felt this violated since the time i slipped whilst playing naked ice-rugby...
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:21, Reply)

I know Jim Bolooney is registered on here, but he doesn't post his vids anymore, which is a shame, as these are piss funny, even if you're welsh or not.
NSFW for language.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:23, Reply)

and also shocked that you've seen it before, 'cos, you know... I've only just seen it, so surely you hadn't seen it.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:42, Reply)

Incidentally, does anyone have a picture of that trophy from the front (or whichever direction it's supposed to be viewed from) as I've always been intruiged as to what the hell it actually looks like.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:27, Reply)

www.bamagolf.com/newsletters/fall06.shtml keep on scrolling down untill you get to the pic of the extremely atractive lady in a pink top...
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:23, Reply)

if i had a name like that i'd swiftly tell people some complete bollocks pronunciation!
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 15:57, Reply)

I know it's shonkily done, but I had to get this out of my head.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 12:31, Reply)

I like this a lot
have one of mine too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIbWgTgqt3I
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:44, Reply)

Yes, it's posted on m'blog, but worth a look for the Youtube video a scary person has made juxtaposing an 80s classic with a 90s porn star.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 12:02, Reply)

Firstly the disclaimer: My computer doesn't seem to want to show the GC site, so I can't check this properly, but I searched for it on b3ta and didn't see it. If it's been here before, sorry, I'll delete the post.
Anyway, this is a fun little pong type game in a sort-of first person 3D view. You can put a sort of spin on the ball by moving across it as you hit it. Good fun.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:46, Reply)

glassco.cx is no longer with us. hasn;t been for a while. now it;s the new and improved " search" button here: b3ta.com/search/board
Also. Nice linked game. Bit old a dusty but still fun.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:48, Reply)

that GC has been busted for ages but didn't know about the "search" button.
Ta!
/edit. Game has been posted before, but it's a good game and idled away at least 2 minutes of my day!
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:53, Reply)

'course you leave it up. Why not? No Nazi's here at the mo!
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:59, Reply)

I had thought it was the noble thing to do after cocking up, but never mind.
(I had been a bit surprised this game apparently hadn't been on here before, as it is a good 'un.)
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 12:05, Reply)

It may have been posted before, but the links a good 'un, and it's only stuff that gets posted 6 times in a week that is truly GC.
And yes! Never delete a thread! People look for replies to their posts and may have started dialouges, so am no no.
:)
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 12:12, Reply)

In future I will ignore them then.
I suppose as /links moves a bit slower than /board pushing stuff off the end isn't as much of a problem.
Glad you like the game, it keeps me distracted. (Although I still can't get past level 8, bastard overly good computer.)
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 12:27, Reply)

Oh well.
As it seems this hasn't been on the links board before I'll leave it up.
Edit: Actually, it seem it has. Arse.
(Yes I did read the FAQ, that's why I ended up messing about with glassco.cx)
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:54, Reply)

Welcome!
You're not a /linker unless you've got a few quality GC's under your belt.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 12:15, Reply)

Not really, I'd rather stay off the nawty step.
Thanks for the welcome!
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 12:24, Reply)

That's for people who contravine the board's rules in regard to porn/abuse/PrincePorn/etc
And if you post a link and someone shouts "GC!!!"... Meh! As long as you're posting interesting and funny links, and are checking the current/popular page, you're fine.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 12:49, Reply)

Or is it some sort of "how many Nazis are about?" survey?
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:24, Reply)

Jimmy Waddle, Scotland's 1st Champion Bar room dancer.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:22, Reply)

Have you heard this?
b3ta.com/links/Fred_Lowery_remixed
Your "yes, whistling is real fun" link from last August with a little treatment :)
I think Mr Waddle would go rather well with it, too.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 12:50, Reply)

That was amusing up until he and the horse started snogging.
Then I had to look away in disgust.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:03, Reply)

it's called 'animal passions'
au.youtube.com/watch?v=0mO56f35mjM
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:14, Reply)

...of one of the most interesting (and bizarre) documentaries I've ever seen - Animal Passions.
I have to admit that when he talked about how he realised he was completely in love, genuinely in love with his horse "Cherry", he opened up his heart to her one night telling her that she was the horse for him... and then the next morning she got sick and died... I laughed my arse off.
From 5:50 in here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2WH_y3s8KY
Part 1- www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mO56f35mjM
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 12:49, Reply)

I've always wanted to take my missus up the Oxo Tower. Perhaps after reading this, she won't find it so unpalatable?
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 9:52, Reply)

And showed me the Louvre.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:44, Reply)

www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/customer-reviews/0306804379/ref=cm_rev_sort?customer-reviews.sort_by=%2BHelpfulVotes&s=books&colid=&coliid=&x=10&y=9
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:23, Reply)

Had some fun this morning on this site. HFW is trying to get people to sign up to his Free-range chicken campaign.
Go to sign up, put BernardMatthews from Norfolk as your name then go back to the homepage- along the top it lists BernardMatthews from Norfolk as the latest person to sign up... genius.
Just done another ColonelSanders from Kentucky...
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 9:52, Reply)

went into Sainsburys yesterday and it looked like they hadn't sold a single "standard" chicken, they were all massively reduced and they had sold out of free-range/organic.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 11:54, Reply)

i work part time in a co-op and we've had loads of people asking if we sell free range chickens.
Plus we've sold out of the free range eggs - that never happens!
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:01, Reply)

Mildly NSFW if someone is hunched over your shoulder for long enough to read.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 6:13, Reply)

Why couldn't they have taken turns to stand in front of it?
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 16:06, Reply)

In fact one of the most relaxing songs I could have imagined with that title, one of my favorites, but I'd never seen the video before, enjoy.
includes scorpions, craps, and bunnies with lasers.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 4:13, Reply)

Guy does graffiti with light.
He's an amazing graphist. What a way to see Paris.
Apologise if GC.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:42, Reply)

It's the sort of thing that you either love or ate.
The guy is a bit up himself but I find the graphics and the effects really cool.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 5:12, Reply)

shit?....
I'm amazed. I thought it was brilliant.
like this...
www.behance.net/Gallery/Star-Wars-VS-Star-Trek/42692
which is also brilliant and light graffiti.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 5:42, Reply)

so I typed 'twat' into IMDB. This is not what i really expected. sfw.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 0:42, Reply)

the pictures of Raphael from teenage mutant ninja turtles.
Oops, i just saw that. Nevermind.
( , Mon 14 Jan 2008, 0:48, Reply)
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