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This is a link post Gary Glitter. THAT. IS. ALL.
An old Young Persons' Railcard ad. Oh, the humanity!


 (helmsdeep, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the win.
And what's that I see across the page? An article about Siouxie and the Banshees that looks like it's been scrawled on by a serial killer and then jizzed over?
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post yep, judging by the artistic 'style'.
That'll be Smash Hits from 1988, as that's the lyrics to 'Peek-a-boo'.
 (dieselmonkey, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post lol!

(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol!
Needs less last word!

*edit*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
noice
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
i n
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft
took me a second
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Tue 28 Oct 2008, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post lube?

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 23:34, Reply)
This is a link post Anti-fluff
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post i liked this one too
buttersafe.com/2008/10/14/the-owl/
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I love buttersafe

(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I wrote to them long ago
when Buttersafe was posted on /links and they appreciated us appreciating them. They are good people types.
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:23, Reply)
This is a link post Peaches Geldof and her journalistic debut
HA!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post the Nylon post was here a few days ago
comments were shocking!
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The comments annoyed me after a while
the first 100 or so were proper critiscm, which made it very clear how much she is disliked. When they just turned into random insults and bollocks (including "my name is Jacob Dyer" etc....) it just ruined it.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post knickers too tight?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:14, Reply)
This is a link post Guy proposes through the medium of role playing game
using elements of Princess Bride.

I just hope his now fiance is real and not a 40 stone 13 year old from Wellington.
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post is it just me or....
was that the shittest way to propose?
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Roll 1d4 to
see which hole you get to use on the honeymoon night.





Oops... you rolled "ear"
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That was absolutely chuffing awful
But it did make me go 'ahwww'
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:14, Reply)
This is a link post Suddenly I am a Table Tennis fan
Oh those Japanese....
 (Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post they only come up to your knees...

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post they like to eat the fishies...

(I helped save b3ta! megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post so...
she's the Anna Kournikova of the Asian ping pong world... guess I'm ok with that
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
I like her stripy dress
 (jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Me so pongy !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:19, Reply)
This is a link post Naughty nurse's knickers!
Great idea: use your job in the local hospital to acquire soiled knickers to sell on eBay.

Epic fail: Use your work email to run the auction.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I expected the story to be that she'd nicked soiled knickers from hospital patients...
...that would have been more grim.

To be honest, if I thought I stood a chance of selling my skiddy kecks to some lonesome sods for 30 quid a pop, I probably would.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Search Warrant
"Hospital IT security operatives probed her inbox and found the original eBay listing."

That's a strange place to keep them!
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I might add her as a friend on Facebook!

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm slow and only just read the story
But did find a pic of the nurse in question on facebook

I can see why no-one would buy knickers off her face to face
 (I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 2:56, Reply)
This is a link post The Council on Foreign Relations and other fun stuff.
Enjoy.
Ed: Nice photo of Obama at the CFR, thought they don't 'officially' list him as a member.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I toad ya so !
Welcome to The Bohemian Club . . . see you at the Grove !
 (I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 17:40, Reply)
This is a link post Fire in a radio station
And I think the DJ has his priorities all wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Newslettered?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Newslettered.

(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue351/

(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I hear he played the music for Groundhog Day, too.

(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I nominate "GD" as the new "GC"

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:51, Reply)
This is a link post Halloween Posters I made this!
It's that time of year again, and the police have posters for you to download and print to put on your door.

I've done one too.

I prefer mine.
(Not NSFW, but a little sweary)
 (deane1980 - I wasn't working at:, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
You might as well re-word it:

"Please put dog shit in this letterbox"
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post *prints
wonder when the neighbours will complain?
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha....
excellent.
I'm not answering the door this year...on the logic that the senile & insanely religious old woman who lives downstairs will intercept them and either

a) Burn them

b) Eat their faces and then burn the rest of them.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll have to answer the door on Halloween this year
It's my birthday and I'm having a party.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post shirley every year?
or are you the youngest person on the board?
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I heart this. A lot.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post splendid

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post fantastic
I've forwarded this to everyone I know. Thank you very much.
 (Pesky Young Scamp, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 11:21, Reply)
This is a link post Dog saves kittens
Hope it's not GC but it's so cute.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post tragically was up here yesterday...
although that linked to the beeb website so you can be forgiven ;)

...still a lovely tale though (no pune intended).
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:05, Reply)
This is a link post Tay Zonday's Rival?
It's all a bit...'mmm Jeesus, I'm all alone, by the phone, feel my lurrrve' too which disturbed me somewhat.

Particulaly the line 'When you wipe away my pain'....dear god man, can't you do that yourself?

Found in error when looking for Brian Blessed.
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of something
www.capitalradio.co.uk/photos/mtv-video-music-awards-2008/554/

Autospong ?
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post what the hell's going on with that guy's eyebrows!

(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
slay the naaaaammmmme














of jeeesis
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post needs more moving away from the mic to breathe in

(I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
needs more moving away from the mic full stop
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post good answer haha
You win /links today!
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
I DEMAND A PRIZE !!!
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
there'yar

 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'd like to thank my mum and dad, Sheena from the offy, the woman with the tache that sits in the bus stop.... *weeps uncontrollably*

Thanks!
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post oh for fuck's sake.
Could this guy possibly find a way to get any lamer? Is there ANY more lame available?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post he could collaborate with JacobDyerMedia

(I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ha
you have a point.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post they did plan to collaborate but Dyer met him in France and this guy burnt his neck!
....needless to say Jacob didn't like that and since that day Jacob has sounded like Barnaby Bear!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post He likes Jesus. Jesus went to Jerusalem once. Some romans crucified him. He didn't like it.

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 21:21, Reply)
This is a link post Pumpkin Carving
Give it a go. Who can produce a masterpiece to rival my (new and improved) b3tan gourd cock?



Everyone knows how to screengrab, right?
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 14:15, Reply)
This is a link post Chuck Norris does not accept science
Science accepts Chuck Norris.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post There is no such thing as evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post We really need to stop with the "Chuck Noris is hard" jokes.
The guy really doesn't need any more publicity.
 (I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite
And he does seem to be a bit of a gusset-muncher...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Chuck Norris doesn't munch gussets
Gussets munch Chuck Norris

Wait, that's not quite right...
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
Chuck Gusset munches Norris.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:27, Reply)
This is a link post The Worst Witch reviewed
being that week and all I felt compelled to dig out my favourite Halloween film. I then came across this review, the most accurate I've seen about this film and made me giggle a bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post its the king of cheese
tim curry at his best. do not watch when on drugs. best bit: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PUhuPn8_d0Q

not sure what is worce. the music, effects, acting, script, sceneray etc..
he sounds like hes trying to get into their pants.. very disturbing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Without clicking on your link
I know that must be the song. It's just amazingly awful. Has anyone seen my tamborine?
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 14:11, Reply)
This is a link post sabotage of Birmingham international Airport accounts
this is my first attempt at linking. I probably fail, but I thought this should go here. It was a link until somebody at Birmingham International spotted the "deliberate mistake" and took the accounts pdf down.

I did a rather rubbish attempt at a screencap and have put it on B3tards. If someone wants the actual pdf I have it downloaded. Just some advice on where to put it (other than up my bum) would also be helpful.

enjoy
 (I helped save b3ta! catness, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post UP YOUR....
...oh.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ooooooooooh shame...........fail i'm afraid.
linked correctly, interesting only prob it's bloody old hat. i think it might have been newslettered even!
sorry old chap/chappette
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
Also not Birmingham International.

I've spent many a happy 59.30 minutes of a weekend (free parking for 1 hour in long stay car park 1 since that tosser drove into glasgow airport on fire.) and that ain't from my second home.
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 17:18, Reply)
This is a link post Adam & Joe Vs Brett & Jemaine
where Flight of the Conchords meets Song Wars


in a megamix styleeee


Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post where can i get an mp3...
of the Adam & Joe mobile phone song that's in there?

Nice work, btw. Could have done with some phat beats over the top, tho.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:03, Reply)

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