Leopard Man Retires.
I always thought this was fake when I saw it on TV, bit no, Mr Leppard (spelt wrong I know) lived for 20 years in Bonnie Scotland.
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 12:08,
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I can't imagine this guys life at all
I wonder what made him choose that life?
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Hellzapoppin, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 12:24,
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hoooooooooo!
Maybe he wanted to be cheatara but couldn't afford the sex change
yes, it all makes sense now
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Hellzapoppin, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 12:30,
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oooh! Happy "You're on fire" day!
if masakatsu tells you he's working he's lying!
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Pedere Penfold...shush., Tue 28 Oct 2008, 12:38,
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Ta :)
Heheh, get him cleaning the oven or something ;)
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Monty Propps, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 12:45,
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Once upon a time
I had a job on a tiny island with no electricity, (gas lighting and cooking) and the drinking water pumped up by hand from a well, rainwater collected in big tanks for washing. It took a week to get used to not showering every day, and from then on it was bloody brilliant.
Apart from having to dig a massive pit, and then spend the rest of the time emptying the toilet buckets into the pit. That was a bit shit.
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haha
"a bit shit " .. roffle
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:16,
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Geoff, World Destroyer
Did I ever post this here? This is an animation made by a friend of mine, which is one of the funniest things I know. It won prizes n stuff, and is only 90 secs long.
/edit Found a better version on a different site
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 12:08,
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I like that alot.
/I've not seen it before anyways.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 28 Oct 2008, 12:31,
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linky no worky for me
403 :(
edit: that's great!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:56,
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This made me hungry:
barackobamaeatsbabies.com
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 12:00,
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You're on fire!
*throws bucket of water*
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 12:52,
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Seen it before,
but it is still utter fucking win!
And coincedentally, I am myself currently making Meatballs and Spaghetti :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 13:46,
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I remember seeing this is July . . .
www.b3ta.com/links/203462
/smug
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 17:29,
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Blakey as US Police Inspector
From the All New Alexei Sayle Show
Quick, but made me lol
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:12,
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he hasn't aged a bit!
*faps*
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:41,
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Mesmo quack feel teh fear.
I made this!
A webcam, some booze, some barbies and a giant singing duck. see what happens. Totally debauchery include, sfw though.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 28 Oct 2008, 10:51,
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This is what Heaven looks like.
Who'd've thought it'd be so bland?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 10:46,
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Hahaha
If christian girls are taught to look like that it's all about temptation *fetches horns*
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is that actually a game?
or does it just go to a screen with some heaven-city in the background, two guys and a girl in the foreground and that's it?
i couldn't find nowhere to click.
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Just Flange, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:13,
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I think that...
if you keep watching - assuming you can take it - it expands out.
Or it could be just a big adverisement. I dunno.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:16,
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there dhould be an Enter button with a spinny graphic on the left side of the screen
might need you getting flash update?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:16,
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nup, flash upgrade i bet.
fucking w*rk pooters........
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Just Flange, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:18,
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Don't worry you are not missing much
it must be the most loading bar intensive website I have seen in a very long time! Each bloody option takes you too another "loading please wait" type event..
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:20,
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i wonder if that's what heaven's really like.
loading screens between each of your seventy-two virgins...
/militantmuslenblog
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Just Flange, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:27,
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The creatures?
Wait, I thought animals didn't go to heaven.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:18,
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well there have to be some good-natured bestialists....
bestiaphiles......bestialitists.....WTF?!
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Just Flange, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:28,
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hahahaha try that one in court.
"honest y'r honour, i don't fuck horses, i love them! i even subscribe to this website, check it out"
*clicks*
"HAHAH PWNED!!!"
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Just Flange, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:58,
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Aryans
I'm sure
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 19:13,
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nicely done
but as a Gooner I've a nasty feeling about Wednesday's match.
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Grindstaff, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:20,
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Tights On Face Tug Of War
ronseal
the faces get funnier and funnier!
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 10:00,
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That is genuis,
and should be an olympic sport.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 28 Oct 2008, 10:06,
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wow
break.com has some of the most racist assholes ever commenting on stuff...
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 12:38,
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All hail the mighty Robot Parade
Haven't been on the site for a while. Apologies if this is old tin hat.
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mozza, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 9:50,
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And what lovely tin foil hats they are!
No aliens will be grooming THEM today!
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..wil, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 9:56,
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Monkey - The Opera
Damon Albarn is the guest editor on youtube today, to promote the Monkey Opera. It looks rather ace :)
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 9:42,
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holy moley
happy "you're on fucking fire" day! :D
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 9:53,
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woop woop!
Happy happy joy joy day!
By the way. I have had some bad news. I gazzed t0ria about it but she plain old ignored it. I'm not able to go the bash any more. grrrr
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 10:20,
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Ta mate :)
And I don't think I can either as I have a wedding reception on the friday night :(
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Monty Propps, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 10:29,
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My god you are getting old,
But sexeh at the same time.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 28 Oct 2008, 9:58,
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Saw it in Manchester last year when it was just staring out.
Seriously bloody good. OK I'm a big Hewlett fan to begin with, but the quality of production is absolutely awesome, and the soundtrack Albarn has put together pwns everything. highly recommend it.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 12:26,
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jamie hewlett is a god of modern animation
woo to this
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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 14:18,
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Oh. My. God.
This, people take note, is what the phrase 'Out And Proud' is all about for me, being all your own worst stereotypes and out there so nobody has to ask.
Lets hope Madonna discovers him and takes him home as her new gay pet, 'cos that video right there has just destroyed any other possible career choice this lad could ever have had other than 'I am a gay'.
Well, he's obviously working hard for it...
Lovely setting BTW, granny was out I take it?
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..wil, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 9:42,
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There is gay, and there is gay.
This is gay. Like, way, way gay.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 9:42,
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^ this but with a few more added ways and gays
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 9:49,
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I don't think it's possible to type enough to manage that.
Even with cut & paste nobody would have the time.
*edit* BTW, is anyone else noticing they can't edit the top subject line?
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..wil, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 9:53,
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You never have been able to.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 10:52,
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just a little glitchy bug that robtoo rob and cr3 have all been too lazy (JOKE) to bother with figuring out how to fix.
i've reported it a few times, and no doubt others have, to no avail. Rob did say a coupla weeks back that some b3tamonkeys were working on new features and the like though, and presto a /links button appeared on the FP so some progress is taking place i guess.
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Just Flange, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:16,
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we can also now have friends....
about time I had some friends...
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 12:06,
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video is titled "single guy dances to the single ladies"?!?
Saying what... "I wish i was one of you?"
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well the post man walked into the office when I was watching that.
he now thinks I'm a massive gay.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 28 Oct 2008, 10:11,
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Massive Gays are the best kind!
Well they're used to being told 'Do Not Bend'
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..wil, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 10:25,
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Condensed Movies: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
I made this!
Less of a condensed movie (boiled down to 500 words for today's easily-bored youth), more of a re-imagining as the edgy horror movie Roald Dahl always meant it to be. Directed by Guy Ritchie.
Random quote:
Oompah Loompah de do
That's not chocklit
It's actually poo
Coming soon: Condensed Movies: TEH Condensed Book (Full and Unabridged)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 9:16,
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well, I was going to play Fable 2 all day
But having seen that, and as the sun is shining, I'm going to go and catch a bucket full of mackarel instead and god willing, some bass aswell.
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megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 9:40,
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I gave up coffee recently and took this up as a substitute
The moment at 4:10 has been a staple.
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gronkpan, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 9:10,
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That's the worst examples of inspirational power chord synth music track I've heard since I pressed 'demo' in 1985.
Forget the images, hear the horror!
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..wil, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 9:49,
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"The difference between Obama and McCain is...
I made this!
...measured by the velocity with which their knees hit the floor when the corporations come knocking on their door" - Ralph Nader 2008. Deserves a pumpkin if you ask me...
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Bloody good pumpkin
Although your quote seems to imply that both candidates are equally bad.
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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 8:49,
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One man + 64 vocal tracks = Thriller acapella
Just in time for halloween
Apologies if you've seen it before.
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Elaine Paige
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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 28 Oct 2008, 9:08,
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that's your mum, that is
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 4:32,
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cwooorrr!
*joins his mums facebook fan page*
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 8:01,
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Gay Rugby, possibly NSFW so I'll link it and tag it.
NSFW
Someone just sent me this pic on MSN and I just wanted to share it 'cos it's one of those where the longer you look at it, the more you notice things are just a little bit unusual about it...
*edit* I should mention, there's no nudity or actual sex going on, just very posed overt sexuality in a rather unusual setting, don't actually know if this is a real team or not tho.
*edit* Thanks to Elvis of Nazareth for the full pic and a bit of explanation down there: www.ibelieveinadv.com/commons/crt-rugby-world-cup.jpg
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..wil, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 1:30,
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Thats fucking genius.
Don't think its that NSFW.. Unless you work for the Westboro church...
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Jorvic, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 2:55,
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Always best to be overly cautious when dealing with narrow sexual interests I find,
unless of course it's 2 lasses & a cup in which case it's art! ;)
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..wil, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:21,
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Heres the full thing
www.ibelieveinadv.com/commons/crt-rugby-world-cup.jpg
It's by a photographer called Cedric Delsaux
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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 28 Oct 2008, 9:14,
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The most manly
rugby obsessed man I know admitted to be he is a little bit bicurious.
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moogy boobles, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 9:50,
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The bigger and scarier looking the guy, the more relaxed they tend to be about such things I find.
I'm guessing 'cos like a born swimmer they have more of a natural bouyancy in the heterosexual swimming pool of reputations without needing to be constantly kicking underneath.
And the fact that big fuck off rugger/bouncer types just seem to think it's funny.
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..wil, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 10:20,
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it's cultural too.
here (toronto) where sexual orientation is generally a non-issue, straight guys go to gay bars more than a little. partly it's due to being unconcerned about their own sexuality, but there are otrher reasons. a couple of guys i know prefer gay bars at times because there's less aggro between the guys there as they're not competing for women's attention. sometimes straight bars (which i go to more, as i generally only go out to see bands) have a real air of 'mating season amongst the ram populace' - it gets on my tits on occasion, even though i'm rarely looking for womensex, and my straight buddies tend to notice it far more.
when i was a barman, we had a few straight co-workers (doormen, busboys), and they were fine working in what was not only a gay bar, but one that was oriented toward the fetish crowd, complete with sex shows and the like.
/coffee coffee make me type more blog!
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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:25,
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that was a good ad series.
we studied them for adaptation here (i do contract work for an AIDS service org) as part of a new msm campaign.
also, i'd get in that pile quite happily.
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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 18:16,
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The Police Force are a business.
I advise you to watch this, all of it.
Copied info from video;
Who are the 'investors'...?
www.dnb.co.uk/
www.dnb.com/us/
These entities are very elusive and are invariably 'trading' under some other name. Try (company 'trading as') in your searches.
...more on YouTube.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 1:27,
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Watched a bit of it
This guy is on such an ego trip, he thinks he's some sort of comic book hero?
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Jorvic, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 2:52,
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Yay!
It's The Goat!!
Wondered where he'd gone...
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:46,
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More
Utter tosh.
This video claims that the money raised from fines goes to people who have invested money in the Court Service. That's right. If you're fined a group of private investors gets the money.
Absolute rubbish. Fines are collected by the court service and then forwarded to either the National Government or to Local Government.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 4:04,
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I refuse to take any advice from any man who thinks black balaclavas are a high point in fashion....
you must be joking yes? There is no way on earth you can take this seriously!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 9:11,
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he reminds me of the Raven...
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl2Z-g2hD1g
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 10:33,
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ha ha ha
I did like those a lot,
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 10:58,
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He makes an interesting point
"Are these entities trading as private businesses?", but he loses it, in two ways.
1. He makes the point that they are listed with this company, but hasn't asked anyone for a reason. He then jumps to some conclusions about why these public bodies are listed there. It would be genuinely interesting if he were to ask for an official response (give them the option to provide a reason), or confront some of those entities with the evidence (with all the drivers lobby groups operating at present, and high profile questions on GATSO fees, they'd have a field day, it would be very much within the public eye).
2. Ditch the balaclava. It does nothing for his credibility, and sets a connotation that he is involved in armed activities. Unless he intends to start shooting people, or planting bombs, there really is no reason why we shouldn't see his face.
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 10:31,
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It's ironic...
... that a clip that opens with the words "Thinking for youself is the new black" should contain so little... umm... thought.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 10:48,
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He is a nonsense
As are you.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 28 Oct 2008, 10:54,
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You can't have an antiterrorist without a TIT
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:27,
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that's too good :D
moreso, because even without the tit, it leaves an errorist
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:41,
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coincidence? conspiracy?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:53,
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utter twoddle.
twoddle.
utter.
some people make me feel good about mankind though, the way they're always convinced there's a conspiracy, it just reminds me of how simple the world works in reality. if you're not batshit crazy.
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