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Royal (possibly glass) cock
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HRH Prince Willy. GC? Computer says no...
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UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:11,
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More description needed
I bet the paparazzi have wet dreams about getting those kind of photos.
Bastards.
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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:15,
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Err...
Is that better?
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UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:21,
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Absolutely!
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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:34,
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Hahaha
Fact: I sat about 5 metres away from Prince Harry at Spamalot last week.
He had a very red face and was sat there with his girlfirend.
Didn't get his cock out though, fortunately.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:28,
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But you weren't watching him all of the time, though
Or were you?
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Monty Propps, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:31,
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*Looks forward to tabloid fury*
:D
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Monty Propps, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:31,
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Apple Motion.
Effects program of choice for regal willyspotters.
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Cap'n, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:36,
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Interesting grip
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magnum, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:07,
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Yeah, that's the first thing I thought
..then, "I've got a bad feeling this is going to be the next tabloid sensation about nothing".
I refuse to admit comparing my own cock size with Willy's.
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lost, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:25,
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Oh no, no, no, no, no
I think that's some kind of 'Gang Sign' or 'Freemason' hand signal!
(am I the only one that has to hold the trouser snake in both hands)
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Darklord, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:02,
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Prodigy - Who the Fuck is Eddie Cochran Remix
I made this!
I did a bootleg remix of a Prodigy track they stuck on their website a couple of months ago. After listening to Mr.Dogshit's epic Prodigy mashup I thought I'd break my remix down so I could perform it live. Video quality is rubbish, but the sound is pretty good.
Listen to it while you can before Liam Howlett bums me hard for cocking up his track.
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MrTiddles Iz forgit MeowsKeez, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:56,
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what's the shiny flashy bit of kit you're playing with?
remix is most woosome :)
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exyzed, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:22,
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Thanks! The shiny flashy bit of kit is a Jazzmutant Lemur. It's a multitouch screen thingy you use for controlling music and video apps.
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MrTiddles Iz forgit MeowsKeez, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:37,
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likey very much!
sounds even better if you do the &fmt=18 thing on youtube
i am also very jealous of your lemur you git ;)
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:23,
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Cheers!
I really liked that prodigy thing you did! The Lemur is ace, really love using it! What you using?
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MrTiddles Iz forgit MeowsKeez, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:37,
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Ta in return :)
I use Logic 7.2, sounds awesome - just a bit of a pain in the arse to get your head around... its not too user friendly imo (im an ex-Reason-phile). I take it you use abelton? ive heard its all of the aceness.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:39,
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Flash guitar and bass tuner.
4 to 6 string basses, all sorts of guitars, open tunings, down tunings, New Standard, all you need really. I use it all the time.
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moohalaa, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:40,
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Thanks for that
now all I need is a Guitar!
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:53,
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Or not.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:06,
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Cool . . . I've never seen one for open tunings . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:05,
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cool!
the custom tuning ap may come in quite usefull!
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discodaz *generic witty comment*, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:29,
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You really really really shouldn't laugh at this
There are some evil motherfuckers out there (especially on 4chan), but I couldn't help laughing.
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:25,
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Older than the internet, fake, and not funny.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:31,
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the post was real; the fat girl wasn't
it's typical /b/
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moohalaa, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:32,
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the fat girl wasn't real?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:34,
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as in, the guy just posted a lulzworthy picture of a fat bird
silly
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moohalaa, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:37,
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Your face isn't real.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:38,
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How can a screenshot of an internet site
be older than the internet?
Does not compute.
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:41,
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*asplodes*
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weaver., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:55,
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LOL
I laughed.
*gets train to hull*
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Miggyman, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:31,
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As it says on the site:
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
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Ballunatic, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:32,
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site first page of the Bible
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:40,
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site Kerry Kattona's biography.
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Monty Propps, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:10,
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Married to a Fish
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I made this!
After movies like The Happening and Max Payne Mark Wahlberg decides to get his very own Sitcom "Married to a Fish". Let's see what wacky adventures await him in this hit series.
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MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:22,
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Guitar Hero for Christians
Sadly this is not a spoof.
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:22,
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Sue the church!!!!
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Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:32,
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depending on how much it costs
i may buy that, if they will ship it of course
edit: $100 for one, $150 for the 2 player bundle :(
and $120 for shipping, maybe not, huh?
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weaver., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:37,
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And here's me thinking Digital Praise was a porn site.
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Monty Propps, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:52,
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If this doesn't feature
Jesus is my Friend and Our God Is An Awesome God I certainly wouldn't consider it an excuse to let my children touch the computer again. Not since the last sinful Incident.
2:33 - "Purple Majesty"?
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Cap'n, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:05,
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People sacked for emailing on a photoshopped image of Gary Glitter
This has to have originated on b3ta. Surely. Can anyone dig it out?
Sorry for Daily Mail link.
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rob, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:16,
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It is a b3tan, I recognise it
But I can't remember who though.
*Edit* actually it may have been someone who posted someone else's pic on the main board and got roasted IIRC.
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Monty Propps, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:19,
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There isn't a link to the actual picture, unsurprisingly
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Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:27,
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The Mail don't provide backward links to b3tans pics even when
They're using them as content.
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Monty Propps, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:42,
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That's the one I was thinking of
Just tried TinEye but no results on there.
Nice weekend? :)
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Monty Propps, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:53,
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back in Germany
drove through snow in Holland yesterday. Work today. :)
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:14,
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That reads like an entry from Hitlers diaries
Going well I hope :)
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Monty Propps, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:25,
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busy. But it's good
boilerhouse working.
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:40,
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Arbeit Macht Frei
As they say.
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Monty Propps, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:25,
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I remember this
I'm sure it was stolen by someone and posted here
Ning all
Edit: Here you go Mr Rob: www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=glitter+duty+free
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:01,
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Yo T
Sorry I missed your B3taday, hope you got the cayke.
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Monty Propps, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:03,
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i did thanks
It was fab :)
I nearly forgot about it myself, I spent all day cleaning and cooking for some friends who were coming for dinner. *sigh* Rock and roll!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:05,
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Did they give you marks out of ten at the end like they
Do on Come Dine With Me?
And speaking of food, we went to an italian market today and bought enough cheese to kill a Taun Taun.
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Monty Propps, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:11,
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They seemed to like it
but I didn't get £1000 sadly.
I just had to google taun taun as i had no idea what you were on about! I now know that Taun tauns were a species of omnivorous reptomammals who were indigenous to the icy planet of Hoth. Is that something to do with Kilngons?
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:16,
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Silly
Taun Tauns Targs, if we're talking Klingons.
Star Wars is on the telly now if you need education.
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Monty Propps, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:21,
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We watched a few minutes of it
then I lost the will to live
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:53,
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You are a Babylon 5 fan
AICMFP.
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Monty Propps, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:23,
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oops
belated happy "you're on fire" day.
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:15,
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2 whole years.
Wasted ;)
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:17,
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think of all those
things, and stuff, that could have been done...
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:40,
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cheers for the linky
thanks
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rob, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:10,
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He spoke to me!
I'll never wash my laptop again
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:18,
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Ew.
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Monty Propps, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:23,
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laptop
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bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:34,
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<s>lap</s>top
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:53,
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Torch looks like a lightsaber
Ronseal.
I use one of these at work, and I can't stop making the 'whommm whommm' noises. Good job I work alone O_o
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:29,
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Why is it
tactical?
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Duncan Disorderly, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:53,
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its good at chess
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:54,
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:D
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PhoenixBlend, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:55,
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BNP list won't go away....
So here, for your viewing pleasure are some York members.......
Did I mention this had pictures to go with the names?
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:55,
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Meh.
Steve Holey Dave Gorman.
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Papagato RackSpanner, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:04,
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meh
bloke in dm's and white jeans
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:52,
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he looks like he's going to a fancy dress party as a yob.
All he needs is a swastika on his forehead.
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:55,
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I did that last year.
Bleached jeans, boots, white t-shirt, red braces & shaved head (I wear a hat for work, so it's not an issue).
I wanted to write NF on my forehead in mirror writing (like Biffa Bacon's mum has muvva), but the g/f vetoed it on the grounds we were going to walk home...
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Duncan Disorderly, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:52,
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TED talk - stfu
Interesting and informative tale of a planetwalker who never spoke for 17 years.
Not particularly funny and 20 minutes long but thought provoking fare for a sunday
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:55,
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I like this!
Click!
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just_steve, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:00,
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glad i droped by here now
always good to see F&L.
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:28,
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Soupy twist!
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weaver., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:31,
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£1.95 a gallon?!?!?!
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:21,
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Beer Belly
I want one of these!
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 11:25,
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I've had one of those for years!
Only mine doesn't have the feeder tube!
The flaw in this product, it that after a while it will go flatter!
Mine will only get bigger - I accept PayPay and I'll be here all day...
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Darklord, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 11:46,
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Epic engine failure.
Have I fitted this right?
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Fluffster, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 11:07,
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Bit of help here?
I'm sure he's done something hilariously stupid but I don't know enough about grotty little rotboxes Peugeots to figure out what.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:26,
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Um..
I guess you'd have to be quite the engine freak to be amused.
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NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:41,
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true
I thought this thread was funnier (at least I understood why it was a silly question)
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Duncan Disorderly, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:13,
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How to make a Christmas tree pop-up card
May be of interest even if you don't want to make Christmas cards.
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bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 10:07,
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There's a card in that video?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 10:09,
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I've added "Bap Fwap"
Happy now?
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bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 10:44,
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*Pulls trousers down, starts Bap Fwapping*
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Darklord, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 11:11,
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O_o
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:14,
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interesting folding card vid - check
What to use - check
speeded up for time efficiency - check
boobs - check
card making - failed
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 14:50,
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Oh no!
I don't think I have a pier off schisers!
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MikeXPose, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:52,
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i
popped up
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KnackerDwarf, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:31,
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I'll probably never stop clicking 'I like this'.
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Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:31,
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Aftershock! Yummy!
Late last night I ran out of throat medicine. My throat was really sore and I remembered someone had left a mini bottle of red Aftershock. Remembering it was great if you had a sore throat so I had a shot and all was well.
I'm one of these people that do read packaging and saw that it contained E123 which stirred up a distant memory. One web check later and I was quite worried be the results. This stuff, Amaranth FD&C Red 2, is pretty much completely banned through out pretty much half the world as it causes:
Allergic and/or intolerance reactions, similar to nettle rash, particularly amongst those with an aspirin intolerance or asthmatics. can provoke asthma, eczema and hyperactivity; it caused birth defects and foetal deaths in some animal tests, possibly also cancer.
Nice. Follow link for more alarming reading.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 9:59,
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Yes but how is your throat?
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:13,
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you'll
live
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:00,
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hahahahaha
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:00,
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Ha, ha, ha
That's just bizarre.
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The Peppermint Meerkat, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 8:38,
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The ninja turtle made me smile
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Haz, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 9:28,
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My eyes hurt.
That poor dog.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:11,
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Phildelphia Baseball Team - HOT DOG LAUNCHER !... ace =D
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 5:57,
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backscratcher?
Baaackscratcher!
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 6:29,
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:-)
What a fun thing to wake up to - *clicks*
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Darklord, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 7:31,
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^
want one
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i anglepoise, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 8:42,
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lol
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JamboM, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 9:33,
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backscratcher!
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Al Fresco dances like your dad, only faster, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:56,
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They have the same mascot as the Hiroshima Carp baseball team :|
And the Citizen's Bank has the same logo as the Royal bank of Scotland.
This video has taught me much.
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gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:04,
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Ace!
It'd be great to do a drive-by shooting at a vegetarian's convention.
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Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:55,
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