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This is a link post the internet is terrible NSFW
best blog.
 (dannylharle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 4:08, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck me
this is THE shit!
 (KnackerDwarf, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 23:58, Reply)
This is a link post Two Faced Kitten.
Stereo miaowing!
 (meat2veg hello!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 2:40, Reply)
This is a normal post it's dead now.
livenews.com.au/Articles/2008/11/22/Twofaced_kitten_dies
sorry to poop the party.
 (dannylharle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 4:06, Reply)
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aw, shame.
 (meat2veg hello!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 2:15, Reply)
This is a link post Fluff + pole dancing = yay (poss NSFW) NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
the sexy fluff peril is way too much. Do i watch the girl or save teh fluff from being squished? nnoooooo!
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:45, Reply)
This is a normal post tis
tricky!
 (I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This. If there was only some way to decide...
There is!
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post My two favourite things evar!

(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that!
Teh Fluff deffo added something!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't stop laughing
the entire way through this video! Kitty just wants to play!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 1:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Am I weird
or does anyone else find Pole Dancing the most Un-Erotic thing?
Whenever I watch it, I always think of this clown:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztG9VjB57MI
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 1:24, Reply)
This is a normal post yeh i dont like it either

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 1:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I respect it for the talent and art involved in a sorta burlesque way,
it ain't easy to do, but I've never understood why it's meant to be sexy.

We're a long way on from the days when poles, bollards and piano legs were seen as sexual, surely...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 1:47, Reply)
This is a normal post or this:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=upirtmKsPeo&feature=related
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 8:12, Reply)
This is a normal post am i the only one that wanted her to slip and flatten the kitty
?
 (Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post No Sir...
You are not alone on that silent wish! ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 1:50, Reply)
This is a normal post welp, that thing on the pole was minging
but the kittin sure was cute
 (I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 2:33, Reply)
This is a link post Improper design for a kids bouncy castle
Shamelessly nabbed from FailBlog, which probably means you may have seen this before.

This bouncy castle is undeniably shaped like a penis, even to the point where the kids come out of the bell end.
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:19, Reply)
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It was on the newsletter I think. Didn't catch it on the board as I was lurking at the time so couldn't say that it caused me to cry with laughter for about 10 minutes.

It's Kazoo Rhapsody that clinches it. It's kids popping out of a jap's eye, while parents look on, set to bohemian rhapsody kazoo karaoke. Best video ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post As far as I'm concerned
I broke this video to the world when I uploaded it to youtube at the start of September and it got in the newsletter. Everyone else nicked it from me!

I ignore the fact that I nicked it from a random ftp in the first place
 (I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 1:05, Reply)
This is a link post So which /board poster drew this up in the first place?

(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Cries
b3ta.com/links/People_sacked_for_emailing_on_a_photoshopped_image_of_Gary_Glitter
Just posted earlier by mein fuhrer...

www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=glitter+duty+free
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:17, Reply)
This is a link post CBT - Depressed maybe, dont take it out on little Sul! NSFW
After actually heeding some advice from a doctor a couple of years back I decided I'd try to sort myself out with some tried and tested Cognitive Behavioural Therapy. So into Amazon's search I put CBT. Hmm. Result 10. Not sure that's gonna sort my head out. Anything's worth a go though right?
 (Sul, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I find that
Booze n' drugs and sex with loose women help for this disorder....

I'll be here all night if you need help......Thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post A nice concept
But even loose women dont like me. I'm good fucking mates with the ol' booze and drugs though. Yummy self-destructive drugs. They'll always be there. Just around the corner and on the end of the phone. Unlike those women. If women were like drug-dealers this world would be so much happier. Y'know, appart from the times when you owe them money and they're all, "where's my money?" and you're all "do I owe you money? I was a bit pissed last time we met and I'm pretty sure I had no money so I got stoned instead. Oooooh. That makes sense. Yeah I still have no money. Will a handjob do?"

And that, my friends, is how you know who your friends are. Friends would take a hand.

Edit: Your average drug-dealer wont. Which is a shame in my book.
 (Sul, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:06, Reply)
This is a link post The Pomegranate Phone
Best features are:

Harmonica.

and

Shaver.

For sure, it's Gay, but not in a Homo way, but in a Gay way!
Make your way to the main features page and see the vids...

(also a clever viral for Nova Scotia)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Heheh
I like the coffee brewer :)
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:10, Reply)
This is a link post Business meeting Haka
As you do.....
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post code of conduct for all hollywood movies nowadays:
"an upcoming remake"
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:22, Reply)
This is a link post On talking to the police
Best 27 mins all week. Sorry Mrs Knackerdwarf ;)
(KnackerDwarf, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Frightening.
does this work in this country (i.e. Britain)? I remember the British arrest statement says "..anything that can be used "against" you in court". Not "for"...
 (Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Also interesting
To hear the other side of that situation from the Cop!

video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6014022229458915912&hl=en
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 2:25, Reply)
This is a normal post fast talker
The law lecturers I had at uni would take 3 hours to say as many words. I always thought this was due to the fact that lawyers got paid by the hour & would string it out.

interesting stuff, thanks
 (Baron Greenback Still in Sunny Singapore, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 6:21, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry, but...
b3ta.com/links/213798 - i think mine is youtube lol, and has both sides in one go, and yes, i know the cop link is just down below above...
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:46, Reply)
This is a link post BNP List and Hitler
Best use of this clip I have ever seen
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Cracking
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It is great
That's why it was in the news letter...
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post First item on the newsletter
I think.....
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe,
that is good.
My fave was always the iSketch version
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=88oYng5XVOU
 (I helped save b3ta! Supergyrations, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome but glassy as fuck...
but cant tire of Untergang mash-ups :)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Friday's News Letter Material

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 2:08, Reply)
This is a normal post yikes
I never really come here any more. Should have checked
 (pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:16, Reply)
This is a link post dog cat love I made this!

(taxipod, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post They're both lovely!
I like how they're both too lazy to come and get whatever you're coaxing them with.
 (I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:55, Reply)
This is a link post Calamari Wrestler trailer
A film seemingly based on Rocky, but it's Japanese so the hero's a giant squid.
(bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Barvuist
propaganda. I bet Phil Collins is behind it.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post from the same guy...
I've been trying to get 'Executive Panda'. There\s a patttern forming.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 2:45, Reply)
This is a link post Soft toys get fucked and bombed NSFW
Look into their eyes..
 (lost, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post that
is fucking awesome!
 (Halfy By light alone, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That reminds me of last weekend

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:28, Reply)
This is a link post A wasted weekend I made this!
I've used my knowledge of genetics (A level biology many many years ago) and PHP (including merging images) to create a test web site. Now, remember that the server is in my kitchen and on an adsl line, about 3000 miles from the phone exchange, so it will be very very very slow. Oh, it's also an XP machine, so will probably only allow 10 people on at a time. Oh, and if it crashes I'm not too bothered...one final thing, remember that any password you enter, I'll be able to read - so don't enter your posh email password (you can put anything in the email address, it's not checked)

[edit] there are 30 chins, 20 pairs of ears, 30 pairs of eyes, 20 hair styles, 40 mouths and 20 noses - does that mean there are 288,000,000 combinations? (I should have paid more attention in maths lessons)
 (Smokey the Weasel, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
brilliant idea!

If somehow you were clever and made this work with celebrity faces, you could be on to a winner.
 (09824739yhsidfhshfgq8weeq3e1, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
Or cars for boy racers?
 (Smokey the Weasel, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
The possibilities are endless...
 (09824739yhsidfhshfgq8weeq3e1, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:42, Reply)
This is a link post Cruise Ship Dining Room Trashed In Rough Seas.
It goes on for a bit, (over seven minutes), but parts of this CCTV footage were FUN.
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post WOAH!

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Its a
poltergoost
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post PMSL!!!
Fun to watch - but when you're there, it's hell! (been there done that)

Love the bit when the guy slides across the floor on his ass amidst the detritus
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post the beatles
around 2:10?
 (Notmo, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Been there done that!
Although not quite as spectacular. I did go some interesting colours though, and it was half that one.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post 5 mins in,
whoa!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha I love the well placed advert just above it
Ventura Cruise Ship
Experience The Seas With The Cruise Store On P&O Ventura From £279!
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:22, Reply)
This is a link post Fail cat

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft
silly cat. Paper is not wood!
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post err
yes it is
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post okay you got me there
but not wood that could take the weight of a fully grown cat.

So I still win
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Though to be honest
most paper nowadays is made from cloth rags
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post but..
soylent green is people.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 3:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
He's got a point.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post "Silly Z. X is not Y." "Fingers are not people"
I loved those stupid comic book covers but lost them forever. You don't happen to have a link by any chance?
 (I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post They should all be around here somewhere
www.b3ta.com/search/board/33106/pic
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Ours make a dick of themselves at least once a week, and always walk away unscathed... nothing to see... go about your business...
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Proof that cats are stupid Cnuts!
A dog wouldn't have done that!

FACT!
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post *fact may not be factual

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Saying 'factual' is Sooooo 1994

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post in 1994 i was 4 years old
i have an excuse :P

*fact may not actually be a fact

happy now?
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post 4 in 1994?!?!?!?
You have a lot to learn about cats young b3tan!

Give it a few years, you'll remember these words...


"ALL CATS ARE CNUTS!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Our dog was running along a canal, and mistook pond weed for grass.
You can guess what happened. -_-
 (I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
Sshh..
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post A dog wouldn't have done that unless told ....
sshhh now 'puts finger on your lips' , ssshhh - sleep now and respect the cat ... sssshhh
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post You lot just don't get it do you?
All you cat lovers are going to fucking DIE!
You mark my words, I know it's true, I heard it on the interweb pipes -

Proof - www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Nein, Nein, nein - u dog ...
lovers are first up against the wall when the Cat Revolution comes - they are OUR masters ... stupid dogs aking orders off 0f US !!!
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post cant breathe with laughing!!!
awesome!!! *click*

The slow motion sounds just make it.
 (Miggyman, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Fail cat is fail
but so very cute
 (I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:03, Reply)
This is a link post It's in The Scum so it must be true*
*may not be true
 (thereisnopoons until, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the Baby P headline on the left
"Baby P laid to rest with dignity"

But living babies, none what so ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post bullshit
google doesn't correct you with the word cock and never has. Also, OLD NEWS LOL

edit: I know they don't say google
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post If this is true...
....and they don't change his name and bury the truth, then they are cunts.

However, it's not true. At all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post there is a man at my work land
called Drew Peacock. I was throwing away his post for about a week because I thought someone was taking the piss
 (Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post No There is not

(I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:47, Reply)
This is a link post one time I wondered what it would be like if I was a horse flying into horse heaven I made this!
so I made a film of a horse flying into horse heaven from the point of view of a horse flying into horse heaven
(Cap'n, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Deeply odd.
Likey :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
Woo!
 (Cap'n, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Can all horses go to horse heaven
or is it just the purple ones?

It's just I feel there will be a high precentage of horses that aren't purple and I wonder what happens to them when they die. Do they go somewhere else? Are they not purple because they've already been naughty? Is their non-purpleness a pre-punishment prior to entry into horse hell?
 (I helped save b3ta! giraffen, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent question
All horses are in fact purple. Any other perception of horses is an illusion caused by their ability to vibrate their skin cells at super speed, the camouflage gland in their right flank, as well as their ability to manipulate Easyjet chemtrails. To say nothing of their links with the Illuminati. I have an interesting two hour long video presentation on this very subject.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE
 (Cap'n, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post The Great Feed Bag In The Sky

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I was unaware that the Road to Horse Heaven
would be littered with so much mashed potato


Smashing
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:41, Reply)

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