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This is a link post I know it was in the newsletter..
but this may be the best thing ever to watch "bennyhillified" :)

p.s.

Hull please. One way.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post haha.
Oh dear god, I'm gonna swing by all circles for laughing at this.
 (stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:53, Reply)
This is a link post MSNBC Newscasters "prank" weather reporter
Probably the last of this sort of resource-wasting now that the recession is doing well.
 (largoembargo ???, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha.
"Willy". LOL. Only in America.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post RIS
I don't get it!
 (I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post They made the guy stand out in sub zero weathr even though the report was going to be from the studio
But you were being sarcastic weren't you? You led me into the trap of explaining it to you.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post i don't know if he was being sarcastic
i think that - oh shit; you were being sarcastic now... weren't you?
 (largoembargo ???, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 5:47, Reply)
This is a normal post good ol' joe
he's gonna die in a blizzard. a $5000 blizzard
 (jones, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing.
The story that is, even better if I could click it ;-)

edit: thats better
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Pandas
There seem to be a lot of panda fans in this world judging from the comments. Talking of pandas, I watched Tropic Thunder for the first time yesterday. I haven't posted on here for a while. Blimey.
 (I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:36, Reply)
This is a link post Clips from Lawnmower Deth reunion gig last November
Wish I'd known about this!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
more clips
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Why didn't I know about this?!
I loved Lawnmower Deth when I was a small me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too.
I remember buying their first album (wasn't it a split with Metal Duck?)in some record shop in Banbury years ago. Also saw them a few times at the sadly defunct Queens Hall in Bradford.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You fat gay
Needs more Scarface
 (bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:33, Reply)
This is a link post Umfitty umfitty
that nice Robert Popper rings up one of those talkgod channels.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post This guy's my hero of 2008.
Only moderately funny this time, but he should continue calling these ridiculous channels, they're a rich seam of stupidity.
The "you are worshipping a demon" bit was great.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post This is awesome
thanks for the link, I think I also have a new hero

(I think it might be somegreybloke with his normal voice though)
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:51, Reply)
This is a link post Cave Children I made this!
A short film I made a while back. Only just got round to posting it here. Ta.
(humanthing, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Right obscure indeed !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:42, Reply)
This is a link post Nexgame
Tricky, simple, fun; Click the mouse at the right time to smash through walls and reach the end.
 (Roopy all is not what it seams, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
The URL reads "great game sexperiment"
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post thats a shit game
but great url! play world of goo!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post great game, with great sound effects :D
its been here before though, as this: www.vivalagames.com/play/icebreaker/fullscreen.php
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post noooo! not again!
i got stuck on this for 3hours 'tother day!
it's ace.

Edit: sorry it was this one
www.nitrome.com/games/icebreaker/
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post i just save it
for when i want to hear the sound of him smacking into the wall :D
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post The music on the viking game
sounds a bit like this

www.b3ta.com/links/266628#post266739
 (I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ,
this is a blast from the past. Think I wasted an entire workday on that once.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Super game :D

(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:34, Reply)
This is a link post Mario a capella
This is just fantastic, a group of people doing various nintendo games a capella! The tetris bit is especially funny.
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post What's the second one?

(I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm
I'm not sure!
 (I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post The second one is Doctor Mario.
It was a little like Tetris, but with Mario dressed as a doctor, throwing multicoloured pills.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
like this
 (ZoFreX is cleaner than smoked trout, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post They are:
Mario, obviously
1:20 Doctor Mario apparently (see above)
1:48 Super Mario Bros 3 (this sounds like it leads on from the above one, maybe they're the same song?) Awesome saxomophone remix here
2:05 Mario Kart star power music
2:11 Korobeiniki (Tetris "Music A") Ozma do a great metal cover
2:51 Mortal Kombat (obviously) Powerglove metal cover
3:16 Mario underground music reminds me of this flash
3:32 Zelda Ocarina of Time Title Music (probably other Zelda games too)
4:15 Mario you are dead music
 (ZoFreX is cleaner than smoked trout, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Very very GC
Good to see again all the same. They're all so "preppy"
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post thats good
but this one is much much better. bonus points to the one who can name them all :P

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jUyONINtDrY
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
Pong
Tetris
Pokemon
Legend of Zelda
Super Mario Bros
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post you missed one

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post They are:
Pong
0:40 Korobeiniki (Tetris Music A)
1:34 Mortal Kombat
2:12 Not sure
2:23 Pokemon
3:12 Legend of Zelda
3:57 Mario
4:45 No idea but reminds me of Witch Doctor
5:14 Also clueless
5:39 Mario reprise
5:58 Mario victory music

Oh, and also that video is tupping ace!
 (ZoFreX is cleaner than smoked trout, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post well done! have a jaffa!!
4:45 is when you complete a level on super mario world

5:14 is the underwater theme in mario

i loved super mario world on the snes!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Wooyay
Jaffa!

I assume you mean jaffa cakes. Sainsburys basics are the best.
 (ZoFreX is cleaner than smoked trout, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post mcvities mate
now of that value bollocks when it comes to cake!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:07, Reply)
This is a link post BBC typo, second line of penultimate paragraph
Not a funny typo, but I am in a pedantic mood.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Has Kaufman
officially lost the argument?
 (I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Let me guess...
It should say penisters?
 (The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:20, Reply)
This is a link post wait til the end. NSFW
NSFW simply because no-one should be caught looking at this.
(I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post 'actually, the last two or three links i posted seem to have that problem. i think i'm nearing the end of the internets.'
yes, yes you are
 (PaulGadd -, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post i think i need some fresh air.

(I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus.
That was horrid- I think it may have turned me heterosexual.

But yes, worth it for the ending!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok...
I simply can't decide what I feel about that overall, but I will make these observations:

He woulda looked less ridiculous had he dressed for the part, why put yourself out there as a wannabe pop star/backing dancer dressed in your baggy house clothes?

Why the shower?

There seems lately to be a minority of online vids where someone seems to be trying consciously to get noticed and become a celeb by presenting themselves to be laughed at, and this may be one of them. This makes me wonder at the mental state of the individuals and their future as employed adults, as we all know, once on the interwebs, always on the interwebs.

Your Mum should never be called to help you out during your more unusual and frankly disturbingly sexual personal indulgences in the shower, and if she is, I wouldn't film it and put it on youtube.

In conclusion, strange boy, strange decisions, if he was my kid, I'd get the camera off him till he's gotten thru puberty...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The are some things in this world that mums should not be a party to
This is one of them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post you love it ! :)

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post HOT!
:)
 (Uneasy Coon Supoer Salmonn mon sanmmiich D:, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post phrow!!!
'rubs legs'
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post WOW!!!
....HIS SHOWER HAS A SEAT IN IT!!!

Jealous Face!!
 (Flatpete, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to be the first to say...
... I think he's a terrific dancer!
 (ZoFreX is cleaner than smoked trout, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post He is good, I agree,
but he looks about 15, and 15 yo's really shouldn't be grinding like that...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:33, Reply)
This is a link post Bearded Ladyboarding
Animated game.
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post i have one of those cameras
and it is fiddly to say the least. I have so much footage of pavement it is unreal.
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Not bad
But has all the collision detection of 8-bit Q*bert.
 (Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:00, Reply)
This is a link post Boogy Woogy Buggy
Michael Rosen, the chldren's laureate, doing his thang.
Why isn't rap music like this?
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to love his books when I was a kid

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I did too
Fortunately, as Mrs Overlord is a Primary School teacher, my life has moments of joy like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:24, Reply)
This is a link post HOO-FUCKING-RAY!!!
To celebrate pissflaps getting in the newsletter after several hundred years of posting shite on here, I present for your delectation the above...the mother lode (of rubbish).
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 7:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet jebus
That surely is a fat lode of rubbish! *Bookmarks for lunchbreaks*
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post yay!
this will surely keep me happy for a while
 (augsav, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
I've had numerous links posted in the newsletter. You should step up and start posting quality over quantity my friend ;-o)
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post there goes my essay...

(iainhasaface is freezing, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post FFS!!! I was just about to go out
There goes the weekend. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post why am i looking at a link to
b3ta/links ?

Edit:Woo1 there goes my day! i forgot about the newsletter too!! yay! good internets!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 12:48, Reply)
This is a link post 8-Bit Dark Knight
Haven't yet seen this, so apols if GC
(I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 5:45, Reply)
This is a normal post That's 16 bit
at the very least
 (I helped save b3ta! ^, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 7:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I found that very boring

(__, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post This is clever and that.
However, it is pretty dull.
 (I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post yup.
actually, the last two or three links i posted seem to have that problem. i think i'm nearing the end of the internets.
 (I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:05, Reply)
This is a link post Microsoft Songsmith Commercial
Oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! jaymz, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 3:47, Reply)
This is a normal post bleurgh!!!
its hideous.. but strangely compelling.. almost makes me wish i had a pc to see what abominations i could come up with hehe
 (skippy the ratboy doesnt want to write something funny here!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 4:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just noticed...
The preview picture looks like the guy is watching 2 girls one cup. The waitress is disgusted, whilst the other guy is strangely aroused.
 (I helped save b3ta! jaymz, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 4:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck songsmith.
I'm getting me some glow in the dark towels!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post But her laptop
is a Macbook? Or is that part of the joke?
 (I helped save b3ta! greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it really
meant to be that bad or is it a pisstake?
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
At first I thought there's no way it could be serious, the cheesiness must be there to make it funny.. but according to Wikipedia (and all the other sites I've looked at) the humour was totally unintentional :|
 (FunkYourself, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm not sure that's true. I went to the URL listed in the video, and the page of the video has a note on it:

research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/redmond/projects/songsmith/video_EveryoneHasASongInside.html
Q. This video is really cheezy. Did you mean for this to be funny, or have you watched so many late-night public service announcements that you take yourselves really seriously?

A. We’re going for over-the-top comic irony. We don't guarantee that Songsmith will actually have your entire home singing in rhyme.

The Science is cool video is also particularly bad.
 (I helped save b3ta! jaymz, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:20, Reply)
This is a link post My Sister The Slut! I made this!
Every family has one.
(rizzivision, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahah!
Much lols were had by me.
 (I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 2:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Which one is you ?

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post all most american women
that fat?
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd never thought I'd be doing this
but in the words of 4chan...









wut?
 (I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL WUT

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:13, Reply)
This is a link post The final scrawling of Doctor Jackson Malvino, regarding his Ulterior Storage Breakthrough I made this!
A charming little story I came up with on the bus this morning.
I have been tired all day so apologies if it's a load of shit ;]
 (I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post The Pulitzer Prize Plan of Award
www.pulitzer.org/how_to_enter
 (I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Naaaah I dunno :/

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It can't hurt . . .
proof reading showed no flaws . . .
 (I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I missed the deadline anyway.
:/
 (I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:28, Reply)

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