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This is a link post It's been a long day
need a drink

kitteh agrees

(no embedding, must clickthru)
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:38, Reply)
This is a normal post is it me
or does that look fake?
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post my cat used to do that
but would fall over after about 10 seconds
 (augsav, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post my cat once sat like that on a windowsill

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:22, Reply)
This is a link post Do you have plush lady parts?
Is so they have been recalled.

GC I'm sure.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Small part choking hazard . . . no wonder !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:19, Reply)
This is a link post Caller wins radio phone in for "What's the most unusual thing you've ever eaten?"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
 (ZoFreX is cleaner than smoked trout, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ha
freaky
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey!
Strange, strange lady.
 (I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post fucckkkk!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere
about tasting little black girls...
 (The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post 'You ate little black girls for 2 years, I don't know what to say'
The word you're looking for is 'EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!'

And what kinda freek would ever say that on the radio to win a compo!? Well, I'm hoping a pathological liar who REALLY wanted to win...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post She ate a glass cock?

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Did anyone notice...
...that she giggled near the end?!? lol
 (mufin_man1987 p u r e F I L T H k i z u k o L E E D S, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, "I used to live in Africa, and..."
While she may be telling the truth, does anyone who actually lived in Africa actually say that? It would be like me telling a story to people in China and saying "Yeah, I used to live in Europe, and the soup was boring". I would only say Europe and not UK/Scotland/Glasgow if I was either lying or I lived in Cranhill.
 (gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 8:32, Reply)
This is a link post Tanks in My Memory
A goodbye to Bush video put together by the folks at Andrita Studios

and the unbleeped version:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpC3GPlO9_U
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Bring on Obama.
I can just imagine the sort of illiterate keyboard-mashings of Bush-lovers on YouTubes comment section.
 (I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post like this, you mean?
metropool (13 hours ago)

you're all a bunch of fkn morons, dont you understand that the president dont run the show....ITS THE GD BANKERS
WAKE UP AMERICA
THAT INCLUDES YOU FAGGOT LIBERALS
 (09824739yhsidfhshfgq8weeq3e1, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
try "clinton got a blowjob" in the youtube search for a fitting follow-up.
Has anyone seen that picture of Obamas wife in a purple dress with a strange bulge 'down there'?Is it a photoshop jape?
 (ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:31, Reply)
This is a link post Kite photography
Taking photos/videos using a camera attached to a kite
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Not enough people are paying attention to this!
It is very woo yay. And very calm and peaceful looking. I'm not sure I could be that zen with a DSLR literally on the line...

Edit: Also, if you click through you get HD goodness.
 (ZoFreX is cleaner than smoked trout, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I might try this, but not with my hi-def camcorder
But I might buy a wireless webcam and risk that instead
 (I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
You could always make a parachute / airbag for it, just in case...

Ideal design:
Remote control to decouple from kite line, automatically kicks in if connection to remote control is lost for whatever reason. Once decoupled, parachute deploys. Camera is mounted on pre-inflated airbags (hence very lightweight) which also double as a flotation device for water landing.
 (ZoFreX is cleaner than smoked trout, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post FURIOUS Clickage!!!!!!
EXCELLENT find!!!!
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
*clicked*
 (PaulGadd -, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks ace, but if the wind suddenly drops, your camera's fucked.
Would it work with helium balloons and a sufficient length of rope?
 (Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post 1:01
There's a giant fish.

Good find!
 (I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post clever guy
i think the sucess of this is more dependent on your kite flying/kit building skill than your ability as a photographer, and you must get a good percentage of bum shots ( must have cost a fortune when using film)but there are some great pics on that movie.
well there is no way i am slinging my camera under a kite, the only possible outcome i can see is a bag of camera parts :(
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 10:09, Reply)
This is a link post How to spot someone carrying a concealed gun
Very handy although I wonder what it woudl look like if some Wag potatoshopped it to replace the word gun with 'badger'
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
badger erection.
 (Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Done



Click for legible (85 kb)
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea why your lettering is so abysmal,
but that is fucking funny right there! Woo yay! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
I want to clickety click it this but theres no option :(
 (ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:17, Reply)
This is a link post CSS percentage bar concept I made this!
I was reading an article on Wired which linked to various sites that showed how to make various charts in CSS with no images... none of them managed the text-changing-colour effect that's so popular (in fact the text on some of them was god awful).

I was pretty sure I could do better so I knocked up this concept!

Feel free to steal it (Credit is fine. So is cash. Arf)
I haven't even really tested this, it's just a proof of concept. Don't be shocked if it doesn't work in anything except Firefox.
The javascript is solely for the dynamicness to show it off. All the actual layouting stuff is in the CSS.
It's currently fixed width, unfortunately. I might work on that.
It uses floats and negative margins, so probably isn't very cross compatible as it stands.

Lemme know if this is cool or not. If it is I might spend some time making a decent version.
 (ZoFreX is cleaner than smoked trout, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey that's pretty damn neat for CSS
there is an odd glitch every now and then but that might be IE 7. I reckon it's pretty cool *clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post What's the glitch?
I only have IE8 here in which it fucks up royally. Standards testing this is fun, the animation and wait create suspense!

Oh, and it doesn't have the DOCTYPE thing so IE will probably not go into compliance mode.
 (ZoFreX is cleaner than smoked trout, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post it's difficult to say what actually happens
but at a few stages through the progress it just kind of goes "WEWWOOOOO", if you know what I mean? no? lol!

It kind of jumps down then up again if that helps.

Edit: but really quickly, just like 100ms or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah mine flickers as well
at 20 something and 70 something
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh
It makes the left hand bar wider before making the right hand one narrower. So they're getting two wide and popping out. Is it fixed now?

Also, I'm less worried about JS related issues as the animation isn't the important part.
 (ZoFreX is cleaner than smoked trout, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately not
i've watched it a few times now and it seems that the bar gets taller, and the button adjusts to compensate the new height too, then like a flicker later it's back to normal again. And as "Thrill_My_Chinchilla" just said above, it's about 20% and 70% that it happens. Could it be some kind of weird rounding issue?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm
Try this one if you have the patience, and see if you can narrow it down?

Also what browser are you using?
 (ZoFreX is cleaner than smoked trout, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post No probs....



IE 7.0.6001.18000 :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's very interesting
I believe you've found a bug in IE7 :P

... I'll fix this for rev02

Thanks for the helpage :)
 (ZoFreX is cleaner than smoked trout, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice and smooth in Firefox
No glitches and I clicked it a few times
 (Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a bit over my head.
That's good, is it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post sweeeeet
good work fella
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post good stuff...
works like a dream in safari
 (Dr Frank, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks nice and smooth in google chrome on XP.
Although when the bar gets to 50% the black percentage moves to the right to stay on the pink bar. The white percentage seems to be doing what it is supposed to do though.
 (Mr._Pickles, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post This is what IE8 does as well
I had a feeling that negative margins + overflow: hidden wouldn't go well.
 (ZoFreX is cleaner than smoked trout, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I kinda like that effect
though obviously it's not what was intended.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Some installers use a similar effect
Where the percentage shown moves with the bar. Possible extra feature I guess!
 (ZoFreX is cleaner than smoked trout, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post That
Appeared to work perfectly in Opera.
 (Benzyl, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:39, Reply)
This is a link post James Kochalka Superstar - Britney's Silver Can
Video is meh but the tune is FTMFW, it'll stick in yer head.
(chuff off, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I had another of his songs stuck in my head this morning
the one time that I met him lead me to believe that he is a nice guy
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:38, Reply)
This is a link post What not to do in a job interview
superbly well done.
(PaulGadd -, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:09, Reply)
This is a link post Fluffeh kitten wipes out entire species
He goeth by the name 'Tibbles'
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post What would Darwin think . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:17, Reply)
This is a link post Sea Kittens O_o
Just... O_o
 (Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post They have deployed serious cunning
who will be able to get a Sea kitten and chips take away now?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Right . . . they should be trying something more repulsive . . .
like . . . sea skunks or something . . .
 (I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Reverse psychology, even more cunning
YOU MUST INFORM PETA
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post that
works for me
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post They still look edible !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:58, Reply)
This is a link post If Jimmy Krankie went to war...
These look like fun
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post That first tank is HUUUGGGE
given that's just up the road from me, I may have to check it out, assuming it's still on tomorrow *checks internet*

16 - 18 Jan 2009 www.alexandrapalace.com/modelengineering07.htm

cool :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Right up my alley this!
I build em too!

.oh and submarines too
www.b3tards.com/u/c61877337bd7c8bb7536/viic_carnage2.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 4:40, Reply)
This is a link post The BPA (ft. David Byrne & Dizzee Rascal) - ToeJam
This is probably NSFW, but it's taking black bar censorship to a fun place.

Happy Friday
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I can see a cock!
A glass one, in fact ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post man...
I expect this from a lot of people

but I never thought it would come from you
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post i think it was
newslettered.. sorry dude x
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post WELL HAPPY FRIGODDAMNDAY ANYWAY
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh
you cock tease!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:32, Reply)
This is a link post Theremug _ Theremug

(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace!
For some reason, I read 'theremug theremug', and in my head i heard the theme from the raggydolls.

"Theremug, Theremug,
Bends, and goes ooo-weee"
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You can do the same with a battery.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That properly just scared the shit out of my dogs.
They are eyeing my laptop suspiciously now, wondering where the Clangers are hiding.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 7:27, Reply)
This is a link post The Society of Cunts NSFW
"The Society of Cunts is an ancient and mysterious brotherhood, formed by a small band of like-minded individuals, which for centuries has sought to counter the malign influence of religion and politics throughout the world by not giving a fuck and being crap"
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
It could well be every b3tard's duty to join! Inform Rob without delay

"Through the mists of time, since man first dragged himself from the primeval swamp, there have always been cunts"
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Why would I want to join them?
They sound like a bunch of right cunts
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah
I didn't explore past the homepage..
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a conspiracy I tells ya!
I always knew the cunts were working together.
 (Cap'n, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:32, Reply)
This is a link post Bush is escorted from the place...
While Obama looks on, smiling!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:56, Reply)
This is a link post That hudson plane landing in full

(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post No Bridge?
No Shark???
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I was just watching this:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/7834499.stm
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post omg!
it must be real because there's no sound at all as if mother nature was shocked at what was happening in front of her!!
 (Yo!Mcnutty, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post shopped etc...
oh sorry wrong board!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:20, Reply)
This is a link post Where are my keys I made this!
As the newsletter requested;

The only site you need for when you have lost your keys...

www.wherearemykeys.info
 (I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Doh!
Very good. Nice little advert for you too! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Hee hee
Couldn't resist!
 (I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny
But if you're going to put a plug for your website design company you might also want to put a page title in.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Your site is faulty
I use one of these:
www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_introduces_revolutionary
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post ah
You need to spin 3 clicks to the left and 18 clicks right then 2 more click right - it will work then.
 (I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post POP !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:26, Reply)
This is a link post Good to see he's still getting work
And still as bizarre as ever...a big hand for Tay Zonday everybody!
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Gonzo?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I big hand round the face for ol Tay
You Tay, what did the hand say to the face? SLAP!
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post take out the annying guy and just leave the girls in
it would be quite alright
 (I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I
WANT
TO
DIE
NOW!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It seems
he is now being deliberately crap.
 (I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
it kind of spoiled it for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the way that the girls are ignoring him
but this is deliberately crap.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay Tay!
I once messaged him to say hi. The least he could do is acknowledge my existence, seeing as I helped kick things of for him (a bit).

Oh well, Good on 'im. He moves like a thunderbird.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Got 37 seconds in
and the girl's expression cracked me up.
 (Cap'n, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:50, Reply)

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