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This is a link post Screenshot of rob's beta copy of windows 7
look at:

Recent - 3rd folder down
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post you haxing his computer
again?
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I doubt it
No Fluffeh or Porn folder.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post that will be the "Hand Drawn"
folder, he prefers the cartoon porn
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:42, Reply)
This is a link post Reporter gets wiped out by a sledge, but keeps his professionalism.
Reporter Meets Snow Tube

maybe gc, but it made me splutter in my tea.
true professionalism, right there.
 (Markku *sneezes*, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post very impressive
the full somersault i mean
 (skippy the ratboy doesnt want to write something funny here!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 2:48, Reply)
This is a link post Somebody hates Manchester!
The best youtube user ever!
 (Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post :((((((((((
What a prick.

Quote: "Manchester is a complete dump and this video proves it!". Its a video of a slum area which was being cleared for redevelopment..... of course its a dump! Fuckwit.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hdPoB71rNP8

Oh and Monty if you're around look- its Weaste! Your home land!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post heres another comment from him:
"The only culture the dirty people of Manchester have an appreciation for is gun culture!"
 (Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he has a point
;)
 (Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Its funny 'cos its true ;)

(Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Oi! That's Seedley, not Weaste
Cleverclogs.

*Plots revenge*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Its all the same to me
after all I am really a Midlander, not a Manc
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
Midlander Southern scum

;)

Oh, and I need to know what your favourite Chesney song is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm let me think
there are so many to choose from....

Are you watching Masterchef?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post do you lot
have the manc accent as well?

stabbed anyonce recently?
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Monty's got a PROPER manc accent
I haven't, I have a posh Leicester accent
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post as posh as they come :P
weather reports people??

liverpudlian accent is the worst, apart from scottish.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Says the man from Splott ;D
/angry scotsman blog
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck off.
splott is a shit hole!! im in the centre of cardiff!

ok, not all scottish accents. just the proper rab c nesbit one where you have no idea what their saying!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Haw, mah accents wan ae thae rab c nesbit wans!!
Gerritfukinupyeezyabams.
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
that gave me a right giggle!
i must say that i quite like manchester though.
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post lets start a manc vs scouse war!
au.youtube.com/watch?v=aequ9VfIXGI
 (wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Manchester ain't so bad.
I live nearby and I spend alot of time there. Most of the estates I've been to are more like this: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6oFtigqTGQc
 (Mr Torture Oh no! Not the BEEEEEEEEEEES!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:15, Reply)
This is a link post Super Bowl Porn NSFW
The cable TV provider inadvertantly interrupted the broadcast of the Super Bowl with 30 seconds of porn...and some crafty fella was lucky enough to capture it on video.

Obviously, NSFW.
 (Boxer_Babee, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Brokey linky...

(dingodrum Drums 'n that., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:42, Reply)
This is a link post Bill Hicks
Strangely relevant.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post He's dead.
Been dead.
And now George Carlin's dead too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:52, Reply)
This is a link post Adam and Joe talk about Mario Kart Wii
Ronseal.
(I helped save b3ta! Leo Panthera, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post has joe....
been eating all teh pies?
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:47, Reply)
This is a link post PC case mods
i hadnt seen alot of these before.
WANT
 (PaulGadd -, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post fantastic!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not the same site
that puts two nasty trojans on your computer is it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post errr
hope not
 (PaulGadd -, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:32, Reply)
This is a link post Ant Colony Inside A Computer Printer

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post i think this was posted before or soemthing like it
theres one were the guy starts scanning to scare them off.

*EDIT* uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gfu3x7s_2w8
 (PaulGadd -, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post they sure do like scanners

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:01, Reply)
This is a link post Britains Eurovision entry 2009.
Holy shit. Another nul points on their way then? The Slovenians and Moldovans and Montenegrans (?) must be quaking in their boots.

(Skip to 1:11:20)

Oh and its a BBC Iplayer link, so sorry to foreign types, you won't be able to share the majesty of this performance.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post oh my it sounds bad when she starts crying
and her motuh is wayy too big
 (PaulGadd -, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha!
This is why you can't trust a woman to do ANYTHING!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Oi!
watch it pal.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe!
Feel my ironing...erm...irony!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post If it doesn't involve gas masks and kazoos
then I'm not interested.
 (I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Right! Let's start up a posse
then find Lloyd-Webber and lynch the toad-faced shit. I don't think I'm being unreasonable here...
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post ide say we should burn him with acid
but it looks like someone allready did, and it appears to have made him stronger..

Should we organise our selves and write in some complaints to the BBC, and who ever is actually incharge of Eurovision entries.

I mean we spend alot of money paying towards this every year, and everyyear the selection is completly incompetent, and the result is abismal.. Who said? and at what point? that it was cool to allow 12 year old girls to select the person representing our nation's culture internationaly, via phone vote?!

*smashes keyboard*
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad to see
someone takes this as seriously as I do!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Too bloody right
Eurovision fans of Britain unite!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that's three Star Trek alien races I hadn't heard of.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy shitbuckets!
I haven't seen a gob that big since that documentary on Basking Sharks!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post She looks like a character
Out of an Aardman animation...
 (Charlie-M, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that f**king worked then.
Eurovision teim is pub teim.
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Wrong!
Eurovision is cocktails and sing along teim. (Note- only works if you are a girl, or a gay)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:47, Reply)
This is a link post The blue quote box
My favourite kind of division!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha I really shouldnt have laughed at that
guiltily claps..
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:48, Reply)
This is a link post Readers Pies I made this!
I'm reviewing pies, send your reviews and pie news in.
 (PagettyPol something something something, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to make a decent steak pie soon
does it count if it's home made? I feel I may be a bit biased with my review ;)

Edit - By the way, I heartily approve this blog. Me and a friend were thinking of making a hog blog called 'Pork Talk', but we never get round to it
 (I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just has a chicken en crout
Does that count? Its chicken and pastry and stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Its all good
That pork talk sounds fantastic :)
 (PagettyPol something something something, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I Like This

(PieEater, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:12, Reply)
This is a link post Snow Joke
If this is true, someone wants sacking. Apparently a council locked up their parks because the snow made them too dangerous.

hur hur...
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ITS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!
/Daily Mail

I can sympathise with the council to be honest, the last thing they want on a day when the roads are bad and accidents are highly likely is fuck tonnes of kids slipping over and needing more ambulances.
Call me a bore, but it makes sense to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post yes but when the kids climb the gates and fall what happens?

(PaulGadd -, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose the counsil, in their infinite wisdom, just presume that won't happen.

(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post thats becasue the council are made up of the kind of kid that would stay inside on snow day

(PaulGadd -, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post My mum works out the council, y'know.
And yes, your theory runs true with her.
 (I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post this might
www.stripersonline.com/surftalk/attachment.php?s=d724c317de984678370d6c4386864008&attachmentid=204523&d=1232325484 (warning: slightly gory)
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ....aahhhhhhhhhhhh

(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post OOF!

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck 'em.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, so kids can't go to school because of the snow
But they can go play in the park? The parks are probably next to the schools as well.

Too right the council should close them.

Bloody kids these days. A little flake of snow and they can't go to school? In my day it snowed every day and we still had to go in. Somedays the snow was over 50m high and we still got there. We didn't even have shoes. There were no parks in those days either, we had to make do with a hoop and a stick.
 (I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post a hoop and a stick?!
you were lucky, we used to have to play marbles with bricks
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post marbles and bricks?
you were lucky I palyed with asbestos and cinderblocks
 (PaulGadd -, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Bricks?
you were a posh 'un, we didn't even have bricks on our house, it were made of cardboard. And that were for 6 families.
 (I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Bah, luxury
We used to gather round, all eighteen of us, and huddle together everynight for warmth in an old soiled boot in the middle of the road. Then every morning, we'd wake up at four, go down the mines, get back at quarter to four the next morning, have three minutes sleep, then our father would beat us to death with a sponge then dance on our graves. And that was when we were lucky...
 (5347, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think it's H&S. I think the last line gives a clue to what it is though.
“Our priority is caring for vulnerable residents and making the roads safe. We simply could not take someone off those duties to open the parks."

Perhaps the park keepers couldn't get in to open the gates - leaving the one person who did manage to get in having to manage the gritting and everything else too.

I MAKED A SNOWKITTEH IN TEH PARK IT WAS LULLEH.
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Never let the facts
get in the way of a good "Health and safety gone mad" shocker Torygraph tale
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:12, Reply)
This is a link post Looking for your old school photograph?
We have one of the largest databases on the World Wide Web. Our company started in Ireland 1994 with 7 staff, Today World School Photographs have over 9,000 staff in 56 different Countries. Our Web Site has a 98% success rate. And is now one of the fastest growing sites on the Internet..
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got hundreds in the attic

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post skeletons of dead prostitutes
all gaffer-taped together?
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post bastard!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post how childish and pathetic.
i love childish and pathetic!
 (PaulGadd -, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It'd grow a lot faster if you called it NonceBook

(bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I actually found mine!
Wow thanks!
 (groteage, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post the £5 is in the post

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post it actually works!
I was a sexy young thing, back then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post OMG
I can't believe I had that haircut back then. I thought I looked so cool as well:(
 (I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
You think I'm falling for this old net chestnut?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post They found one of me. *grins*
I was an ugly kid.
 (I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:05, Reply)
This is a link post Unfortunate name
Totally safe for work...
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahaha...
Surely can't be real!
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf???
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 17:52, Reply)
This is a link post More eBaumsworld lulz (potentially)
As most of you know, eric bauman got fucked over by the company he sold his shitty website to. (If you didn't know i think there's a blog link about it on the popular page).

Anyway, what you probably didn't know is that the ebaumsworld forum is now mod-less and ripe for trolling (apparently one of the disgruntled ex employees sabotaged the admin rights or something)... also the signup process doesn't include the usual confirmation email bollocks... so just pick a name and you're in!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post No workies,
Needs e-mail confirmation.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post mailinator.com
is your friend here
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Well thats this evenings entertainent sorted
Changes in to Troll outfit
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post THOSE THIEVING CUNTS!
They even took my chocolate rain spoof and put their logo over my fucking name!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post bastards!
they must've read my brainwaves or summink
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:53, Reply)
This is a link post Tim Minchin - Storm NSFW
Tim Minchin's amusing beat poem describes a dinner party in which he confronts a hippy. Recorded live at the Queen Elizabeth Hall in London in December 08.
NSFW only due to audio sweariness.

Sorry if GC, but I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant stuff
Love how he sounds increasingly pissed.
 (Cap'n, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
I've not seen him live before, but the little bits of him I can see off Youtube and TV I like muchly.
 (I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Tim Minchin
I lurve his DVD!
 (Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah
he's great live too - I love his previous beat poem 'mitsubishi colt', pure genius!
 (I helped save b3ta! ascorbate, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post His DVD is very good
I think it's available only from HMV though.
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post fantastic
Have a click.
 (orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post click click clicky clickety click
i love it.. "like a sniper using bollocks for amunition" hahaha. that line made me laugh so loud i nearly woke the whole house.
 (skippy the ratboy doesnt want to write something funny here!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 4:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw him perform this in December
brilliant brilliant brilliant
 (I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I adore Tim
he's lully :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:22, Reply)
This is a link post Music time!
Sorry, I just love the fancy footwork in this video.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a link post Becoming Batman - Episode Ten - There is no Hope in Crime Alley
Episode 10 has arrived and it's a bumper one featuring a few familiar Batman faces.
(becomingbatman, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 15:47, Reply)

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