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This is a link post Is Jade Goody dead yet?
A handy at-a-glance guide
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
see also isjadegoodydeadyet.com/

"if (typeof fatUglyStupidUntalentedGobbyRacistCuntIsDead == "undefined")"
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
that's some intense maths going on there
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post more dignified than the tabloids
Oh yes
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post care
bothered

Just stop bringing her to people;s attention. Let her die with something she never had in life. Dignity.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Care Bucket:
Empty
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Well said

(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post why not try
amiatwat.com/ as well
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:54, Reply)
This is a link post Beefy vs Taz
Really sorry if this is gc but it's very excellent. Happy monday.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Good, but not as good as ...
Taz and Beefy versus The Kersal Massive v Mr Null

www.youtube.com/watch?v=x18H9YkjDQg&feature=related

Edit - NSFW for cunty chavs swearing
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Kersal Massive genuine interview -
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocFIZJgpz9c

(This MUST be very GC but I hadn't seen it before today)
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
:D
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:06, Reply)
This is a link post Morph Flash Mob in Tate Modern Shocker!
A bunch of people did a tribute to Tony Hart outside the Tate Modern, tis quite good
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
Some of those were awesome! I saw a really good Hip Hop Morph on the news last night, which is actually visible in pic 3 :D
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm

the must un-artistic person on the planet. I can't even draw stick figures.

But I loved Tony Hart and I loved his enthusiasm. He deserves a wee shrine in the Tate Modern.

Cheers
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool.
The pics to back up the narrative down v there
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post How many more times today??
All the links posted about this so far don't show a nice wide shot of the whole thing. Does that imply it was actually a bit shit, and not even vaguely reminiscent of something like what the man Gormley did... www.antonygormley.com/viewwork.php?workid=282&
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post There is only one Gormley
And his name is Mark

edit: And Antony is a cunt, who makes shit 'installations' with a fancy name and fancier press release for consumption by arse-bandits
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
whoah, intense!
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you have slightly missed the point of it.
It wasn't intended as a massively accurate recreation of Morph. Yes, some were utterly brilliant, but the nicest ones were by the young kids in my opinion. Not for the quality, but for the sentiment.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post haha what?
you're on a slightly different script to everyone else i think. this has nothing to do with that cunt, "Artist" non-entity Gormley. this has lots to do with the genuine artist and inspiration to many many people, b3tans included, Tony Hart.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I like sentence below the 4th picture
"Part of Tony Hart's legacy was to tell people not to be scared of trying to make art, however it turns out"

Translation

"Look how shit these ones are!"

;)
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 14:59, Reply)
This is a link post Amazing waves
Have you ever wondered what it looks like in the middle of a wave? Photographer Clark Little has photographed loads of waves just like this.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely.
Number 6 made me make "BLIMEY!" noises.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I involuntarily held my breath when I saw that one!

(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw those in the paper the other day!
Utterly woosome!
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post number 9 is tubgirl swimming by

(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post *looks again*
*bokes*
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That is exactly what I thought when I saw it

(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Gorgeous
*bookmarks*
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely
Number 7 be my fave :D
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Number 8
Hilarious
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the same thing!

(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post fuckinell

(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post That was his face
when they pulled him out
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooops.
I read your subject line as "I know it's sand"...

It'd explain the graininess, though.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post eh?
"An 18-year-old woman who was killed with two other teenagers when a car hit a tree had recently learnt she was pregnant, it has emerged."

How can a dead person learn they were pregnant?
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Had learned.
Pluperfect.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
wierdly the graininess has now disappeared...
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post This comment
elevates you to the rank of Grammar Ubergruppenfuhrer.

You would have been elevated to Grammar fuhrer if you had called them a Schweinhund.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post had learned recently.........
that she was a teenager and also a woman, and was confused by the piss poor journo.

It is a hairy area between being a teen and a woman and if there isn`t a hairy area she is a teen not a woman!

If I remember correctly the auntie guidelines for journos ( not word for word, so shoot me down in flames ):

[the use of the Amercanism "teen" is to be deprecated due to its misleading attributes.

If it is used it should be restricted to those below voting age/the age of legal consent for sexual intercourse, after considering the context.

Persons over 16 and/or 18 are technically men and women. In the interests of accuracy they are best best described as a young man or young woman, or man or woman with their age featured. "an 18 year old woman"]

"Teenagers kill 30 Taliban in successful army rout of terrorist stronghold" looks a bit wrong?
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like an excellent Enid Blyton novel though

(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post nah! biggles
"young biggles kills the darkie ragheads"

Actually you are right, that could be Blyton at least thematically too!
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:42, Reply)
This is a link post Kevin and the Minotaur in Lego Stop-Motion Animation I made this!
The "I made this!" is on behalf of my six-year-old daughter and husband who made the video this weekend.

The story was conceived by my daughter who has been learning about myths and legends at school. They had to write their own myth or legend starring a hero. Mr Veritas was a technical consultant only :)

Please view and rate - they love to see comments!
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That was absolutely brilliant :D
Congratulations to Evelyn :D I love Chapter 2 best, made me laugh out loud. Also, I loved the river crossing, very well done :D
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahah, lovely
I also like the 2nd chapter, and the famous 'grr, arg' sound clip ;)
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely six is too young to be married.
She has her whole life ahead of her.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post now that is amusing.. heheheh.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post haha very good!
*clickety splickety*
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome
phwwrrrumpp

auurrrgh
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!
Loved the sound effects, great story, brilliantly shot!
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post terriffic!
*click*
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!
Loved it. Great sounds!
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry, these may be getting old hat, but the minotaur chasing child sceen required it
james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/speedup.php?id=lT9NnpNHHF0

Also: Woo, clicky.

edit: and the circus music comes in perfectly. You didn't sneakily edit it so that happened did you?
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Yes, totally needed Benny Hillifying :D

No sneaky editing, promise!
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post fantastic

(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post love it !
well done
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ace :)

(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
Things I love about this video:
1. The protagonist has a lightsaber.
2. The way the minotaur eats the kid.
3. The river-crossing effects.
4. The fact that the minotaur's dialog uses the same sound effect as the video logo of Joss Whedon's production company.

I'm in my second year at film school, and I honestly don't think I could top this.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Totally this^
Kid eating and river crossing are best of the best.

Legendary.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:38, Reply)
This is a link post This banner reminds me of
that thing with the 2 hands
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Peek a boo!

(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:03, Reply)
This is a link post Alfred Hitchcock says:

(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.b3ta.com I Made This!
Well no, I didn't make it, but I typed the website address out using my fingers
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That's nothing.
www.b3ta.com/links/Beetle_penis

I invented beetles.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post post edited

(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post That's better

(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed watching that programme last night

(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post me too
I've never actually seen any of his films, although that will soon change :)
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post What?
Do you live under a rock or something?
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post No
It's not like his films are topp of the torrent list or in the cinemas all the time.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe,
but still ;)

May I suggest The Birds and North by Northwest as my favourites?
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
I watched I Confess for the first time yesterday afternoon. It was terrific :D
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:08, Reply)
This is a link post dog sounds like a baby
if i had a baby that sounded like that i would check for a 666 on it's head.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
he makes me want to hock a huge greeny up
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhh......
I used to want a pug. Basically so i could spend cheap nights in laughing at its silly face. But having pug sat for a mate, i have changed my mind. They're just a bit wrong. In that they really can't breathe properly.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a Formula 1 car.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a link post Beetle penis!
Ronseal.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ!
Like something out of one of those nasty Japanese cartoon porn things.
Presumably the creationists think God planned this from the start. Like a massive sicko.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post and also
on this page still
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah...
oops. Missed it. And a different URL.

Meh.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post i want my mummy
*expects rush of mum jokes*
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Your mums seen
plenty of beetle cocks in her day!
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Your cock's seen plenty of mum beetles
or something...
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ey!
Can't go wrong with shafting a beetle mum!
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post GLASSSSS COCCKKKKK!
www.b3ta.com/links/I_think_its_time_for_a_bit_of_science
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.b3ta.com/links/285219

(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ribbed for her pleasure

(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:59, Reply)
This is a link post As I get older, my sense of humour becomes more childish
I never would have laughed at this guys beardy face before, but now I am chortling away like a mad man. Then I got to his name...
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post picture is ok
but yes, the name is amusing
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:45, Reply)
This is a link post Front (online) page of the Independent
whose photgraphers can time travel.

or can shop
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha.
What
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
too subtle for me i fear.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Photo of
Gordon and Barack walking in the garden during their meeting this week. Which hasn't yet happened.

Caption and photo thereto are mutually incompatible.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post or maybe not
Didn't they have a meeting in the summer when Obama was doing his world tour before he became presisent?

**edit**

They met in July 2008 when Obama did a world tour to boost his foregin polict credentials prior to the US Election.

www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/26/AR2008072601741.html
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^This
There's nothing odd at all about the photo.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
and I thought *I* posted some dull crap.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post OK
Corrected and humiliated.

Leaves never to return.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
well seeing as you only linked the image, not the caption....
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:47, Reply)
This is a link post The best mario paint song ever!
Apparently.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 9:22, Reply)
This is a link post Glow in the Dark Dancers
ghosts can dance like a sonofabitch
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 4:21, Reply)
This is a normal post oooooooooohhh
Glowy
I went to this student sports tournament this weekend, armed with glowsticks. I have and will always maintain that glowsticks (or the empty offer thereof) are a decent way of pulling :D
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 9:12, Reply)
This is a link post Bricky Skillz!!
ita all going to end in tears.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 3:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Massive GC
But, what I really wish to see, is what happens after he walks off the boat...
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 7:36, Reply)
This is a link post tubedubber -Slumdog Millionaire/Today Way A Good Day I made this!
You get the idea.

There's a bonus 'The Only Way Is Up for Wall Street' one too - tubedubber.com/#ZBtXFiSKzvg:cxlHiyBewSA:0:100:0:10:true (Yes, Yazz!)
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 2:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Love the Today was a Good day mix
The vid really DOES fit!
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:34, Reply)
This is a link post GC be damned
just found this and thought is was lully :-)
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry for the threadjack, but, WTF!?
www.publikhair.com/new_blog/uploaded_images/037-bizarre-reallyfatfaces.jpg_550-706330.jpg
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't make faces, cos if the wind changes...

(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuckthewhaaat?
*runs*
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 1:31, Reply)
This is a normal post wind tunnel crash test dummies

(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 8:30, Reply)
This is a link post I've made music for you to groove to I made this!

(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 0:00, Reply)
This is a link post cops hair stops bullets...

(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Well she wasn't a cop...

(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post i'll be honset
i can't read :(
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Well at least b3ta
has pictures :)
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post cops: hair stop bullets

(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
I mean wow.
What an exceptionally poor piece of journalism.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post agreed...
It took me a while to decifier what actually happened.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 1:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Same here.
Took me 2 whiles even.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:52, Reply)

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