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Is Jade Goody dead yet?
A handy at-a-glance guide
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 13:52,
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haha
see also isjadegoodydeadyet.com/
"if (typeof fatUglyStupidUntalentedGobbyRacistCuntIsDead == "undefined")"
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weaver., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 13:58,
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hahah
that's some intense maths going on there
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 14:50,
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more dignified than the tabloids
Oh yes
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tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 14:45,
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care
bothered
Just stop bringing her to people;s attention. Let her die with something she never had in life. Dignity.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 14:47,
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Care Bucket:
Empty
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weaver., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 14:49,
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Well said
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jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:11,
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why not try
amiatwat.com/ as well
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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:54,
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Beefy vs Taz
Really sorry if this is gc but it's very excellent. Happy monday.
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LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 13:28,
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Good, but not as good as ...
Taz and Beefy versus The Kersal Massive v Mr Null
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x18H9YkjDQg&feature=related
Edit - NSFW for cunty chavs swearing
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 13:50,
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Kersal Massive genuine interview -
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocFIZJgpz9c
(This MUST be very GC but I hadn't seen it before today)
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Zuowan, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:30,
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Brilliant
:D
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Darklord, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:06,
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Morph Flash Mob in Tate Modern Shocker!
A bunch of people did a tribute to Tony Hart outside the Tate Modern, tis quite good
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:33,
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:D
Some of those were awesome! I saw a really good Hip Hop Morph on the news last night, which is actually visible in pic 3 :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:38,
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I'm
the must un-artistic person on the planet. I can't even draw stick figures.
But I loved Tony Hart and I loved his enthusiasm. He deserves a wee shrine in the Tate Modern.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:48,
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Cool.
The pics to back up the narrative down v there
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:44,
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How many more times today??
All the links posted about this so far don't show a nice wide shot of the whole thing. Does that imply it was actually a bit shit, and not even vaguely reminiscent of something like what the man Gormley did... www.antonygormley.com/viewwork.php?workid=282&
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:45,
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There is only one Gormley
And his name is Mark
edit: And Antony is a cunt, who makes shit 'installations' with a fancy name and fancier press release for consumption by arse-bandits
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applehead herp derp, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:06,
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hahah
whoah, intense!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 13:13,
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I think you have slightly missed the point of it.
It wasn't intended as a massively accurate recreation of Morph. Yes, some were utterly brilliant, but the nicest ones were by the young kids in my opinion. Not for the quality, but for the sentiment.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:11,
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haha what?
you're on a slightly different script to everyone else i think. this has nothing to do with that cunt, "Artist" non-entity Gormley. this has lots to do with the genuine artist and inspiration to many many people, b3tans included, Tony Hart.
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Just Flange, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:53,
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I like sentence below the 4th picture
"Part of Tony Hart's legacy was to tell people not to be scared of trying to make art, however it turns out"
Translation
"Look how shit these ones are!"
;)
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 14:59,
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Amazing waves
Have you ever wondered what it looks like in the middle of a wave? Photographer Clark Little has photographed loads of waves just like this.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:18,
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Lovely.
Number 6 made me make "BLIMEY!" noises.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:26,
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I involuntarily held my breath when I saw that one!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:28,
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I saw those in the paper the other day!
Utterly woosome!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:27,
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number 9 is tubgirl swimming by
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:29,
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*looks again*
*bokes*
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:31,
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That is exactly what I thought when I saw it
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 14:19,
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Gorgeous
*bookmarks*
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:59,
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Number 8
Hilarious
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Duvet of farts 6 years of lurking and it's not even a record, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:57,
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I thought the same thing!
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The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:22,
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fuckinell
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:22,
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That was his face
when they pulled him out
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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:31,
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Ooops.
I read your subject line as "I know it's sand"...
It'd explain the graininess, though.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:32,
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eh?
"An 18-year-old woman who was killed with two other teenagers when a car hit a tree had recently learnt she was pregnant, it has emerged."
How can a dead person learn they were pregnant?
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:42,
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Had learned.
Pluperfect.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:09,
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wierdly the graininess has now disappeared...
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donkeyb, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:12,
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This comment
elevates you to the rank of Grammar Ubergruppenfuhrer.
You would have been elevated to Grammar fuhrer if you had called them a Schweinhund.
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 14:27,
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had learned recently.........
that she was a teenager and also a woman, and was confused by the piss poor journo.
It is a hairy area between being a teen and a woman and if there isn`t a hairy area she is a teen not a woman!
If I remember correctly the auntie guidelines for journos ( not word for word, so shoot me down in flames ):
[the use of the Amercanism "teen" is to be deprecated due to its misleading attributes.
If it is used it should be restricted to those below voting age/the age of legal consent for sexual intercourse, after considering the context.
Persons over 16 and/or 18 are technically men and women. In the interests of accuracy they are best best described as a young man or young woman, or man or woman with their age featured. "an 18 year old woman"]
"Teenagers kill 30 Taliban in successful army rout of terrorist stronghold" looks a bit wrong?
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tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:26,
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Sounds like an excellent Enid Blyton novel though
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Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:31,
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nah! biggles
"young biggles kills the darkie ragheads"
Actually you are right, that could be Blyton at least thematically too!
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tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:42,
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Kevin and the Minotaur in Lego Stop-Motion Animation
I made this!
The "I made this!" is on behalf of my six-year-old daughter and husband who made the video this weekend.
The story was conceived by my daughter who has been learning about myths and legends at school. They had to write their own myth or legend starring a hero. Mr Veritas was a technical consultant only :)
Please view and rate - they love to see comments!
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in vino veritas, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:12,
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That was absolutely brilliant :D
Congratulations to Evelyn :D I love Chapter 2 best, made me laugh out loud. Also, I loved the river crossing, very well done :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:29,
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Hahah, lovely
I also like the 2nd chapter, and the famous 'grr, arg' sound clip ;)
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:04,
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Surely six is too young to be married.
She has her whole life ahead of her.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:55,
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now that is amusing.. heheheh.
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glubglub should be working on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 13:36,
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haha very good!
*clickety splickety*
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:56,
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Awesome
phwwrrrumpp
auurrrgh
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Duvet of farts 6 years of lurking and it's not even a record, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 14:00,
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Fantastic!
Loved the sound effects, great story, brilliantly shot!
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Supergyrations, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 14:39,
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terriffic!
*click*
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:08,
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Ha ha!
Loved it. Great sounds!
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:24,
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I'm sorry, these may be getting old hat, but the minotaur chasing child sceen required it
james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/speedup.php?id=lT9NnpNHHF0
Also: Woo, clicky.
edit: and the circus music comes in perfectly. You didn't sneakily edit it so that happened did you?
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Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:59,
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Haha
Yes, totally needed Benny Hillifying :D
No sneaky editing, promise!
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in vino veritas, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:23,
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fantastic
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:34,
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love it !
well done
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:32,
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ace :)
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nocturne72, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 23:56,
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Wow.
Things I love about this video:
1. The protagonist has a lightsaber.
2. The way the minotaur eats the kid.
3. The river-crossing effects.
4. The fact that the minotaur's dialog uses the same sound effect as the video logo of Joss Whedon's production company.
I'm in my second year at film school, and I honestly don't think I could top this.
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digitdean, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:24,
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Totally this^
Kid eating and river crossing are best of the best.
Legendary.
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:38,
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This banner reminds me of
that thing with the 2 hands
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geeza81, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:40,
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Peek a boo!
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:03,
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http://www.b3ta.com I Made This!
Well no, I didn't make it, but I typed the website address out using my fingers
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__, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:29,
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That's nothing.
www.b3ta.com/links/Beetle_penis
I invented beetles.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:32,
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post edited
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Peter_G, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:32,
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That's better
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__, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:33,
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I enjoyed watching that programme last night
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:38,
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me too
I've never actually seen any of his films, although that will soon change :)
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Peter_G, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:40,
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What?
Do you live under a rock or something?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:08,
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No
It's not like his films are topp of the torrent list or in the cinemas all the time.
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Peter_G, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:23,
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Maybe,
but still ;)
May I suggest The Birds and North by Northwest as my favourites?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:26,
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:D
I watched I Confess for the first time yesterday afternoon. It was terrific :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:08,
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dog sounds like a baby
if i had a baby that sounded like that i would check for a 666 on it's head.
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redflame36, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:22,
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hahah
he makes me want to hock a huge greeny up
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:35,
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Ahhh......
I used to want a pug. Basically so i could spend cheap nights in laughing at its silly face. But having pug sat for a mate, i have changed my mind. They're just a bit wrong. In that they really can't breathe properly.
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Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:35,
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Sounds like a Formula 1 car.
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:01,
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Beetle penis!
Ronseal.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:09,
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Christ!
Like something out of one of those nasty Japanese cartoon porn things.
Presumably the creationists think God planned this from the start. Like a massive sicko.
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Necroflange, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:14,
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and also
on this page still
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:33,
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Ah...
oops. Missed it. And a different URL.
Meh.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:23,
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i want my mummy
*expects rush of mum jokes*
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:45,
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Your mums seen
plenty of beetle cocks in her day!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:49,
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Your cock's seen plenty of mum beetles
or something...
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:03,
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ey!
Can't go wrong with shafting a beetle mum!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:10,
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http://www.b3ta.com/links/285219
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:33,
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Ribbed for her pleasure
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 14:22,
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Ha!
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:59,
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As I get older, my sense of humour becomes more childish
I never would have laughed at this guys beardy face before, but now I am chortling away like a mad man. Then I got to his name...
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The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:01,
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picture is ok
but yes, the name is amusing
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:45,
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Front (online) page of the Independent
whose photgraphers can time travel.
or can shop
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Fred Trellis I am her son. Get over it., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 9:47,
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Ha.
What
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__, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 9:50,
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too subtle for me i fear.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:08,
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Photo of
Gordon and Barack walking in the garden during their meeting this week. Which hasn't yet happened.
Caption and photo thereto are mutually incompatible.
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Fred Trellis I am her son. Get over it., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:15,
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or maybe not
Didn't they have a meeting in the summer when Obama was doing his world tour before he became presisent?
**edit**
They met in July 2008 when Obama did a world tour to boost his foregin polict credentials prior to the US Election.
www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/26/AR2008072601741.html
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Andy-Bhoy I'm here all week, try the veal., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:28,
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^^This
There's nothing odd at all about the photo.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:31,
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and I thought *I* posted some dull crap.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:55,
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OK
Corrected and humiliated.
Leaves never to return.
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Fred Trellis I am her son. Get over it., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:14,
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well seeing as you only linked the image, not the caption....
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:47,
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The best mario paint song ever!
Apparently.
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Bumperboy Kittens Can Kill, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 9:22,
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Glow in the Dark Dancers
ghosts can dance like a sonofabitch
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largoembargo ???, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 4:21,
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oooooooooohhh
Glowy
I went to this student sports tournament this weekend, armed with glowsticks. I have and will always maintain that glowsticks (or the empty offer thereof) are a decent way of pulling :D
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 9:12,
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Bricky Skillz!!
ita all going to end in tears.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 3:22,
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Massive GC
But, what I really wish to see, is what happens after he walks off the boat...
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Darklord, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 7:36,
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tubedubber -Slumdog Millionaire/Today Way A Good Day
I made this!
You get the idea.
There's a bonus 'The Only Way Is Up for Wall Street' one too - tubedubber.com/#ZBtXFiSKzvg:cxlHiyBewSA:0:100:0:10:true (Yes, Yazz!)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 2:53,
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Love the Today was a Good day mix
The vid really DOES fit!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:34,
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GC be damned
just found this and thought is was lully :-)
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Hellzapoppin, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 0:09,
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Don't make faces, cos if the wind changes...
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Hellzapoppin, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 1:00,
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wind tunnel crash test dummies
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tomatoit, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 8:30,
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cops hair stops bullets...
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 23:50,
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Well she wasn't a cop...
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 0:01,
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i'll be honset
i can't read :(
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 0:02,
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Well at least b3ta
has pictures :)
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 0:17,
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cops: hair stop bullets
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augsav, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 0:43,
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wow
I mean wow.
What an exceptionally poor piece of journalism.
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Roopy all is not what it seams, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 1:22,
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agreed...
It took me a while to decifier what actually happened.
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augsav, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 1:33,
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Same here.
Took me 2 whiles even.
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Raspoutine, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:52,
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